>their face when (you)
what the fuck man, there's no way I could be more of a fuck up and they keep telling me this shit.
>>53308806
My parents used to give me this exact look.
>Still watching yer girl chinese cartoons son?
>Jesus fucking Christ, son, you're a grown goddamn man.
*whispers* watch this hun
HEY SON. Hows that job search goin'?
>>53309076
>HEY SON. Hows that job search goin'?
>>53308806
it's either aggression or saccharine supplication.
My dad punched me in the stomach once, wicked hard. Knocked the wind outta me and I crumpled on the floor.
He died in 2005, but I don't think he liked me much.
>>53308806
They hated me and were sadistic fuckwits but i never stopped loving them. Any idiot can have children but the true test of character of a parent is raising your child to be happy and healthy and to have the best chance of facing life on ones own. They failed that test i initially thought but from that experience i learned to lòok out for myself and im relatively normal and fine these days. Was that their plan all along? To fuck me over in so many ways to teach me to fend for myself?
they're pretty happy about me since I'm going through uni, live in another town and stuff but they know well that I'm a beta faggot
They love me, but are embarrassed by how much time I spend in my room, alone.
Its been 20 years lads. I want to say they would be happy with what ive become.
>>53312043
>tfw turbonormie parents
feels awkward m8
>>53312074
>tfw dad was a chad growing up
>tfw his advice is just be yourself anon
>tfw I'm boring as shit
>tfw I'll probably die alone
>>53312143
I don't think my parents realise I'm ugly and boring
>>53308806
My parents are fucking awesome. Me and my dad work on our cars, practice guitar and make racist jokes together. My mom and I make burgers, mock Sanders/Trump voters and watch violent movies together.
>>53312448
How ugly are we talking? Besides being hairy as shit I'm pretty normal looking, I just don't do anything worth talking about and so I can't hold a conversation.
>>53312514
Just ugly in general, I look horrendous in photos
>>53308806
>>53312611
Ah, well I'm sorry anon. At least you can rest easy knowing even decent looks didn't save me from a lifetime of >tfw no gf
>>53312726
you have potential though, you can go out there and try and you'll get a gf
i'll just get nothing, I won't even bother
>>53308806
>>53312762
You underestimate my autism. I stay locked in my room because I can't socialize to save my life. It's pretty funny because I can socialize with close family really well, my mom thinks I'm hilarious. Then they tell their friend or soneone how funny I am and I just sit their awkwardly until they go back to talking with each other.
My parents like me. I make them laugh and they make food for me and shit. I actually enjoy living at home.
>>53308806
Your picture is racist and homophobe, there should be parent #1 and #2, at least one of them — PoC.
>>53308806
dad knows i'm worthless but he still loves me
my sisters are the successful ones
