>mom and dad are arguing again
>dad and dad are having sex again
>>53297743
>Mom is chimps out every once in a month and dad has to deal with her shit
>mom and Dad are still disappointed in me
>>53297743
>dad asked me why was I taking so long to find a job
>Dad askes me to put on my Cirno-costume and wait in my room until he's done with mommy
Kill them and it'll never happen again. :)
>mom is crying again and I don't know what to do
>>53298194
>Posts anime
Yeah i see why...
>My milkshakes will never bring boys to the yard
>>53297743
>Mum is dead
>My dad says he misses the arguments
>dad and mom ties me to my bed and injects me with sperm and hormones again
>parents are disappointed at me for being a NEET for 10 years (26 now)
>continue playing league of faggots and surfing 4chin
;_;
>mom and dad ask me if I've finally found a gf
>they're asking less and less frequently as time goes on
>>53301821
They think you gay son
>>53297743
i wish you looked like your OP pic so i can say to you "i just fapped to your pic bby ;)"
>tfw hispanic
>tfw huge family and don't like a single one
>tfw no dad
Life is suffering. At least I look white
>>53297743
Moved out, missed home a lot at the start.
Now whenever I'm back at my parents place I have to get out if I'm there for more than a week because of all the bullshit arguing and whatnot
Why would someone argue in your country? Aside from football and politics.
Your country is fucking perfect.
Your parents are loonies dude.
>>53299015
FUCK HER IN THE ASS
>>53301902
>tfw no dad
did he get lost at a siesta?
>Mom is still in prison
>Dad is an alcoholic
>>53301821
>mom gets very happy when she says that i will finally find a gf in 2016
>she gets this information from the horoscope
i said to her that i prefer to get my uni exams, which is true, the stem bitches fucking suck
>>53297743
You deserved everything
>>53301983
Fucked mom and bailed
Now i am a skinny anime watching male cumdumpster virgin
>tfw mom supports anime watching malw cumdumpster vurgins
>mom and dad argue all night
>ask mom to get me some mcdonalds to help me feel better
>she makes homemade burgers, says mc is too expensive
I don't deserve this shit
>>53302066
stop drinking, go play some vidya you fuck
>>53298062
Why latino women are so fucking prone to do that?
>>53299241
fucking English... you aren't even kidding are you
>>53302108
>mc is too expensive
God damnit man.
I want to visit your country and spend my tourism dollars but fuck I hate socialism.
>dad abandoned me as a child and I grew up to be a limp-wristed faggot raised by a single mother
BAHAHAHAHAHAH CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>>53302108
>mom runs to confort his child with whatever she can do despite she passed through an argument with her husband
>kiddo complains because it's not mcdonald's
I hope you're baiting
>>53302333
2 kilograms of mince: 10 dollars
Mc's burger and fries: 10 dollars
>>53302367
>limp-wristed
fellow brit where and how did this term originate? does it imply a physically or mentally weak person?
>>53302481
$7.99 USD
Also, que es "mince"?
>I haven't talked with my father for at least an year even if he lives in the floor above the one in which I live
>>53302535
limp wrist
(1)a male with femine qualites and a sexual desire to be with other men; gay; homosexual; fag; fruit cake; fudgepacker
(2)refers to when a gay male's wrist falls limp and forms a 90 degree angle with a verticle forearm, often times an involuntary movement occuring while in conversation.
>>53302548
Seriously man?
That's not cool. The older I get (I'm 27 now) the more and more I realize how my Dad is the most similar person to me on this earth.
Fuck man I'll be devastated when he dies. He 's my best friend.
>>53302535
It means gay or effeminate.
>>53302542
I want that so bad.
>>53302535
>used to describe a man who does not behave in the strong and determined way traditionally expected in men
Also used to suggest effeminacy and homosexuality
>>53302605
That's not the same for everyone. My father has always been a cold person with me, as far as I remember, and we almost never talked. This is probably one of the reason I'm so autistic.
>>53302660
He simply does not know how to approach you. I am sure that he really loves you but is just too autistic to talk to you. No offense
>>53302660
Join the military. You'll find a father figure there.
Not even kidding.
>>53302717
I don't know. My Mom was a whore bitch who had kids from three different men. I was the only one from my Dad.
I was raised by my Dad. He was mean as hell to me but the older I get the more I appreciate it and the more I realize how similar I am to him.
My mom, I fucking love her, but she fucked my Dad over big time. Yet he was a trooper and raised me well.
Anyways, my step-brother's Dad was a drunk asshole who treats my little brother like shit.
Some guys are assholes. Some women are whores. I happened to have a great Dad and a whore mom.
I think I was lucky and am so glad I'm not my little brother who has a whore mom and a shithead drunk dad.
>>53302605
And that's one of the reasons my life is a wreck: I'm too much like my dad.
listen you fucks, you care too much about what other say about you
nobody cares, everyone is the same as you, everyone is literally thinking about what everyone thinks of them, just realize that and be happy with what you have
if you have to literally brainwash yourself into thinking that you are a winner, just do it, once you have that mindset everything will become easier
>>53302828
If I were you I'd just bail out of your house immediately and cut connections with anyone. As long as you can take care of yourself financially, you must do that. That kind of family is stressful and will kill you slowly even with one or two decent persons.
>>53303047
lol man I'm 27. I've been out of the house for about 10 years now.
Did Iraq and Afghanistan, got my degree, and am making good money now.
Just drinking tonight and the father stuff got me posting when I normally don't.
God bless.
>>53297743
>mom and dad sleep in seperate rooms
>>53303131
Better for them. Sleeping on the same bed while hating each other must be a hell to endure
>>53303085
Finally, someone who did something right.
>>53302985
Chile, despite the edginess of his post, is correct. Any healthy male will have a balance of Chile's post along with a clean, straight dose of optimism and confidence.
>Parents both knew they had shitty genes
>Had kids anyway
>Expected them to be normal
>>53303257
What do you mean with shitty genes?
Mom and dad live a happy life
>>53303265
ugly as sin
>>53303257
remember not to care that much about what other people think ;))))))
>>53303265
Everyone on my mothers side is fat as hell
Everyone on my dads side has some form of mental disorder along with my dad being half native
>Made my parents so proud they stopped arguing
>>53303433
You should do a favor to your country and fuck hookers only
>why does gobmint does not subsidize hookers so neets do not turn into violent serial killers, drug users, child molesters, ...
>>53303544
I'm glad you brought this up.
yo hablo espanol.
I'm white as fuck but I want to bang hookers in Colombia.
I've gone to Amsterdam, banged hookers in Mexico and Costa Rica but I reeeeeally want to go Colombia.
The Caribbean part.
Do you have any advice? Am I gonna get kidnapped?
>>53303590
If you're going to the caribbean part, beware of staying away from expensive tourist zones.
The andean part is safer, cleaner and there are more gringos like you to hang out. Yesterday I saw four of them strolling around in an ugly part of my city, nothing happened to them.
>>53303679
yea, but can I get laid there?
I'm actually handsome and tall but my fetish is whores.
>>53303753
As long as you have enough money.
If you want to buy a good hooker, you'll need around 50 bucks. If you want a decent-to-low quality hooker, you'll need 35 dollars
>>53302542
Because of your pic, I'll visit McDonalds tomorrow
>tfw planning on a check out once mom dies
>>53297743
I hope they get divorced and blame your sissy faggy weaboo ass Tbh lad
>>53303590
>I reeeeeally want to go Colombia.
>The Caribbean part.
>>53304216
>crocs in the caribbean part
sure m8
>>53304036
Mcdonalds is disgusting.
Any local chain is much better (at least around here).
>>53303149
so funny LMAO
>>53304280
fuck off newnog
>>53302542
The 'cheese' ruins it.
>tfw when your mom abuses you as a kid physically and emotionally
>you grow and realize how immature and insecure she is
>your dad confides in you how much of a child she can be
>it slips out when you get in a fight with her and now both parents hate you
>tfw you avoid relationships because you dont want to end up in a loveless marriage
>>53302605
You'll get over it.
t. barely remember Father.
>>53305461
>You'll get over it.
Uhh.. no shit?
>>53297743
remind her to swallow and not spit
show them this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
>>53301902
chicano
>Mum and dad try for years to have children
>Mum miscarries many times
>Finally they have three sons
>Parents inadvertently raise us to be weirdos and all three of us end up fuckups
>Tfw parents probably shouldn't have had kids
