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midnight edition
cara
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
I'm a fucked up druggie mess
moz
kpop desu lads
how do I get a girl to suck my willy at this time of night
>tfw cant go outside because of chino-clad #lads walking shoulder to shoulder all the way across the street who will shout obscenities at me
himeko
I miss Anna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DuCIGvsbMA [Embed]
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53297316
is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWhVrORlcJA
reposting cos thread ended
the other day i was getting drive thru from kfc and i was listening to metal and when i got to the window they were like "what the fuck is that" and laughed with the other employees and i couldnt tell if they were making fun of me then when they asked what i wanted to drink i said mountain dew and they laughed again.
im never going to kfc again
just got back from the cinema and a meal at nandos with some people from work
i don't like trying to be a normie
>>53297361
about £60-£150 depending on your standards
http://xhamster.com/movies/5549606/your_new_job_is_smell_farts_from_big_ass_women.html
>>53297361
adultwork
>>53297316
wish i had some drugs
i don't know any 13 year old chavs to buy drugs from tho
>>53297405
>ass
jog on yank
buona notte xx
>>53297409
they dont do such short notice
>>53297379
don't really snort anymore because my nose bleeds so much
>>53297391
was it a cheeky nandos?
just finished Boardwalk Empire (v. good show btw).
what other top-tier shows can i rewatch?
im talking preeminent television like BE, Sopranos, The Wire, Rome, etc.
kyary
i reckon if they had twitter back in the 60s and 70s morality man would've been an even worse commie mong than sara
>>53297455
some of them do
>>53297468
Fargo. season one
>>53297415
>13 year old chavs
wouldn't bother buying the shit they're selling 2bh, not worth the money
SHE CRIED MORE. MORE, MORE
>>53297468
Deadwood might very well be the greatest television show ever created, I'd watch it m8
Just seen my first policeman! The first I've known of anyway!
Felt like I had to be on my best behaviour after he told me that lol.
A very enjoyable couple of hours, couple of rounds of sex and plenty of chat and laughs. Why can't they all be like that?!
>>53297484
chris would have cucked him on social media
>>53297465
i've never known what that means
>Venus is too close to the sun and has a surface temp of 400 degrees and lakes of liquid metal
>Mars is too far away from the sun and too cold for life
>Earth is just right
Do Atheists honestly believe this is an accident?
>>53297524
also don't know anyone else to buy drugs from
sell me drugs
>>53297580
science BTFO
Anyone else get put off clients who tell you how good looking they think they are?
I couldn't give a monkeys whether my clients look like something from The Hills Have Eyes or whether they look like Brad Pitt, all I care about is them being respectful towards me, clean, reliable and normal.
Looks, age, weight, race etc don't come into it at all. This isn't dating, I'm offering my services nothing more and nothing less.
So when they tell me how good looking they are, I just think some arrogant twat is going to walk in so I will try my best to avoid them until they get the hint.
>>53297580
*fedora explodes*
>>53297587
what do you want?
>>53297590
scariest film about twitter i ever saw
WITH A REBEL YELL
Post hyper-normgoblins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJbroi2qOmQ
>>53297455
depends on how booked-up and desperate they are 2bh
you might get lucky with a decent one
>>53297468
>>53297508
>>53297542
keep sucking on that american pop culture. brits need to fuck off from hollywood btw
>>53297554
haha
btw
http://spankbang.com/c6ve/video/fakecop+carly
>>53297642
MORE MORE MORE
evening lads
>>53297394
>£60
never go for less than £80 imo, every £60 punt I've had has been pure shit
>>53297722
Oh yeah little baby
she want more
More, more, more, more, more
>>53297691
keep hiring them british actors. m8
>>53297657
Literally might as well be in America
God damn
>>53297691
the productions are american but the best actors in the biz are all brits m8
you even get brits to act as american characters most of the time kek
of course america would have the jews to finance these shows, but it's britain that has the people with acting chops good enough to make the show worth watching
Saw a regular who pays me for 1 hour and we are always having sex for 25 minutes and cums 2 times. He is really very very quick.then we speak for 10 minutes and after that he always leave in 40 minutes under the fear of the phone from his wife.
Animeme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHGlevgh5E
>>53297736
nice flag lad
>Venus is covered by thousands of impact craters from asteroids
>Mars is also covered by thousands of impact craters
>Earth has only had 1 or 2 impacts
Atheists believe this is random chance.
hateful eight is a boring piece of poo
what website do i go to to watch edgy vids? liveleak is shit and bestgore is basically unnavigable
My last booking was with an actor/comedian. He was in town for 4 days doing shows in my city. After his first show we took a selfie/vid for my snapchat and later that night i posted it ig/twitter and tagged him in it. He dm'ed me asking for my number. I was a little starstruck because I use to have a little crush on him, but I played it cool. He said if I could be very discreet, he'd love to see me. He always jokes on tv/radio about "paying for it", so I was veeeeery curious if he was serious about it. Needless to say he was very serious, and after our first round he offered me a LARGE sum of money to stay with him for the rest of his time here.. There was lots of sex, talking politics, discussing his peers, drinking and dancing. And he's even booked me for a week out in Los Angeles with him! yay!
>>53297811
you are a boring piece of poo!!
>>53297736
hello
>>53297826
hi quentin
>>53297826
very rude
Kyary
>>53297807
thanks
>>53297819
jewtube.com
>>53297810
is this counter-fedora posting?
>>53297819
when the fuck did bestgore implement cloudflare, shit is unnerving
runescape
>>53297811
I enjoyed it
>what website do i go to to watch edgy vids? liveleak is shit and bestgore is basically unnavigable
Have you seen k-on?
>>53297773
plz, the scripts are all american, and that's what makes a show good. brits are hired as cheap labor, they're basically the mexicans of hollywood
>>53297912
yes good show mio best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTAttdXjiaw
Which part of London is he from?
Did not do a cry in the K-on school btw lads. Was pretty happy desu
>>53297949
laughed at this
why would you cry
>>53297948
Tower Hamlets
>>53297913
you're talking RUBBISH
>>53297912
Himeko tbqh
>>53297966
happiness
Really need to break the 1500ug barrier
just had a bit of a sad one thinking about how I'll never leave this planet
>>53297944
Personally I'd say Mugi
>>53297863
ffs, why do they try to regulate nsfw content? so childish desu
Now watch me /brit/
now watch me may-may
>>53297912
where's my ritsulad friend at
>>53298005
freeze yourself for 1000 years
>>53297966
It's a very emotional show. They exactly model the school and it has its own museum and shop. People cry.
i pronounce reddit reedit
and you???
>>53298005
your spirit can
>>53298005
why? theres NOTHING out there. just dumb rocks.
>>53298038
what is this?
a gif for ants?
>>53298061
red dit
>>53297811
This. Revenant is better
>>53298061
I don't say that disgusting word out loud
to whatever cunt that suggested I add freya on snapchat:
so far no pussy, no tits, no ass, not even a cheeky underwear selfie.
I only see a gross sjw womyn with ugly glasses, thrift shop fashion and terribly colored hair
0/10 about to remove if I get no tit pix in the next week
>>53298076
ur a dumb rock
Actually Jun suzuki is the best character.
>>53298082
maybe?
>>53298146
>ass
jog on yank
>>53298110
this
inarritu has never made a bad film
>Hello does this watch have a designer?
>No it evolved from a sundial
>>53298058
was the shop good lad?
also where's your next stop
i came up with a new word. its called nene
>>53298181
don't think there are any ants here, don't repost it please
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
get in here lads
left the planet lads
can't breathe send help
o ho to uni i go hi ho come roll me over
HEY LADS
i JUST came up with a new word. its called nene! what do you think?
>>53298203
What does it nene?
>>53298259
its kinda like the opposite of a meme
>>53298202
Small but sells things you can only get there. Next stop today kyoani studio and shop. Light day ad changing hotels. Think osaka and stuff after.
>>53298199
dying in laughter at this post for some reason
just thought of a new word
called it nene, what do you lads reckon?
>>53298101
i'm unsure whether it is
read it . like do it faggot
read it . like past participle
or re edit. as it's all copypasta
>>53298234
kill yourself
>Ordered a pizza earlier for me and my dad to watch the Liverpool football game together
>door rings
>go to get the pizza
>dad follows for some reason.
>its a delivery fucking GIRL
>decide I should try to flirt with her as she is cute
>take the pizza and the chicken dippers
>''haha I hope this doesn't snap my branch like arms''
>dad shouts 'if your arms were branches maybe you'd get a fucking bird on them every now and again son'
>the girl laughs
>dad says 'You going to tip the nice girl son? Oh wait, you don't have a job, I'll tip her, you can't even afford tissue for your wanking habit'
>he gives her more money and blows a kiss
>she laughs and leave
why does being beta suck so much
>>53298190
go away weed man
go be stoned somewhere else
>>53298297
thats my word i came up with it
>>53298297
now whatch me whep
now whash me nene
>>53298043
Its not me but she is my second favorite
>>53298300
Why?
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
>>53298270
shit nene
>>53298303
didn't happen but here's a (You) for the effort you put into posting it
>>53298303
ball kicking man
isn't bradley walsh the guy who used to be an x factor judge
>>53298303
>'if your arms were branches maybe you'd get a fucking bird on them every now and again son'
hahahahahaha absolutely bantered
>>53298303
not remotely plausible
>>53298303
kill your dad
lying in the dark thinking about all my regrets
>>53298361
no that was looee POOTAYTO
>>53298425
come over to the light lad
>>53298425
a bit grim lad
being severely bullied at university
Can't stop playing football manager lads
>>53298456
you know what to do
unironically want to suck a willy boys
>>53298425
wish i could spoon with (you)
>>53298456
you know what to do
>>53298490
C O R N W A L L
O
R
N
W
A
L
L
>>53298425
Do a prayer lad. God will lead you to the light.
>>53298303
your dad is a fucking ledge
>>53298490
wouldnt mind trying atleast once desu. only a white person though
>>53298456
>>53298425
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53298456
how does anyone get bullied at uni lmao
the only person to ever try anything was this over compensated little manlet who tried to impress a girl by paying me out. then she started sitting next to me because I wasn't a complete dropkick in the subject and she needed help hahaha cuck
>>53298501
wee cornwall DIKKED
>>53298471
would like to manage ritsu's feet tbqh
>>53298490
how can i go about this if i wanted to do it immediately
Science
>Astronomers have measured the age of 70,000 stars across the Milky Way and put the results into a galactic map.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35267571
Religion
>An Islamic State militant carried out a public "execution" of his mother because she asked him to leave the group, activists say.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35260475
Speaks for itself.
>>53298520
post your clean shaven thighs xx
Josie's on a vacation far away!
>Science
>>Astronomers have measured the age of 70,000 stars across the Milky Way and put the results into a galactic map.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35267571
>
>Religion
>>An Islamic State militant carried out a public "execution" of his mother because she asked him to leave the group, activists say.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35260475
>
>Speaks for itself.
>>53298543
>Religion
*Islam
drawing up plans for a wank
How do they know the inside of the earth looks like this?
>>53298543
science: literally caused climate change that will end humanity
religion: gave us morality
bringing in consultants and specialists to try and mindsmash the best way to go about organising a wank
>>53298648
the mole people told us
>>53298648
it is as god described it
drawing up permissions to engage I'm a wank lads
>god Europe is fucking weird as fuck.
>like, I look around the world, and it seems like Europeans are the same as me, but then I hear them talk and see them act and it's just so fucking disconcerting.
>>53298648
if you dig long enough you'll see it for yourself, my uncle's a farmer
>>53298648
they made a scale model then cut it open
>>53298648
Measurements from earthquakes, mostly
>>53298536
>>53298520
>>53298507
>>53298501
>>53298490
http://i.imgur.com/wIgtXyX.jpg
:3
>>53298653
>climate change that will end humanity
>>53298648
i dare you to dig in your back yard, you wont die or anything
>>53298613
how do u need plans for a wank la
>>53298685
>>53298657
reckon we should work together on our plans lads
>>53298685
in* -_- smdh lads
>>53297811
Just saw it. Utter shite.
>>53298717
all me
>>53298717
please tell me that's not erect
>>53298717
ich habe keine lust
>>53298738
find a few videos
decide what level of degeneracy to sink to
prepare the area of operations
etc.
>>53298767
semi
good shanty right here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDjOAsxeokw
>>53298648
because scientists are the work of the devil and thats the location of hell, so of course they know what it looks like
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
fucks sake it's half 12 already, i've got to be awake by monday
>>53298725
wow trump actually looks decent with a beard
what's with all the religionposting today?
>>53298717
write no love deep web on it
>>53298806
fucking hell mate, go to bed now
>>53298717
wuld lick
>>53298648
xrays
reminder
>>53298741
I haven't been approved yet la
>>53298814
It seems our fellow /brit/s have seen the glory of His holy light
south australia
>>53298303
>Ordered a pizza earlier for me and my dad to watch the Liverpool football game together
>door rings
>go to get the pizza
>dad follows for some reason.
>its a delivery fucking GIRL
>decide I should try to flirt with her as she is cute
>take the pizza and the chicken dippers
>''haha I hope this doesn't snap my branch like arms''
>dad shouts 'if your arms were branches maybe you'd get a fucking bird on them every now and again son'
>the girl laughs
>dad says 'You going to tip the nice girl son? Oh wait, you don't have a job, I'll tip her, you can't even afford tissue for your wanking habit'
>he gives her more money and blows a kiss
>she laughs and leave
>>53298814
it's ironic
taking the piss out of atheists and fedoras has gone so far that people will literally lie about being religious to not be associated with being a fedora
i really doubt anyone here actually goes to church every sunday, practice religious customs and prays regularly thanking god
>>53298853
t. middle-aged christian housewife using facebook
>>53298853
based
need to get with one of the qt catholic girls at my church
>>53298888
good double
>>53298536
download grindr.
>>53298717
stop :3 hehe
>>53298909
ummm thats actually a quad :)
I cannot wait for tomorrow lads. Its Sunday so that means it's church day. We go every Sunday, making sure to practice religious customs and pray regularly thanking god.
>>53298944
good double
posting iterum
this bEnger
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMXPk0znusU
>>53298955
good double
>>53298853
The endless butthurt from Christians never ceases to amaze me.
>>53298955
y-you too
>>53298782
desu ive had to stop watching porn cos my dick was acting up when my gf wanted to do shit to me lol
>>53298942
i want it to be a /brit/ boi tho. not giving up my mouth pussy for just anybody
>>53298977
add socks to this slag
>>53298977
good double
>>53299000
good triple
i wish i could get a good double
Collecting (You)s for charity.
>>53298997
FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT
check em septs
(pretend that I just got septs with your replies, thanks)
>>53297272
Did Lipsicki get doxxed? By far the most deserved if so
reminder
Just learned how to properly activate my diaphragm. This is going to be life changing I can already tell
@53299025
can i see you charity number please?
>>53299026
i dont know this meme i feel sad sorry for being a normie though :(
im like one of those feeder fish that live on the underside of sharks
i just let the bots kill cows and i pick up the cow hides
>>53299060
The fuck does that even mean
>>53298997
hows that working out for you? If I don't fap for like two days I have wet dreams lolz. It's sort of like the opposite of giving up skunk after prolonged smoking.
>>53299000
sounds like a bad idea to me.
that story from the other days brit was hot btw. bi lad here.
>>53298648
Didn't you see this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1WuqO5w2l
Just learned how to properly activate my almonds. This is going to be life changing I can already tell
>>53299025
here lad, i'm donating this to /carib/, a (You) impoverished society
>>53299090
how did u get this recording of me
>>53298717
>those lesions
er lad hope you see a doctor soon ok
>>53299090
is that merzbow?
>>53299085
what story? the school boy one?
where are you I'll meet you
>>53299083
Your breathing muscle
80% of people breathe incorrectly. It leads to depression and lots of physical problems
Om Tat Sat
ओम् तत् सत्
Om - the supreme, infinite, unknowable reality. In other words 'the all'
Tat - Cognate with 'That'
Sat - Is/Exists/Truth/Affirmed, things which are not faltering or ephemeral, but which are verily existing, underlying all outward manifestations and appearances (which we perceive as the material universe), which are contrastingly ephemeral and faltering, and thus by contrast 'are not'.
In short
'All That Is'
cognates with 'Him That Sits'
Him as in what we'd consider as 'God'
Sit in the positional meaning eg the tree that sits on the mountain being understood as the tree that exists/is on the mountain
Therefore we can understand and recognise through this mantra, that the definition of the All precisely. The All, is the substantive reality underlying what is materially sensible and it is The All that truly exists.
>>53299116
Ill make sure they get it lad
>>53299061
Sorry mate must have forgotten it
>>53299090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YMogAip33y
>>53299133
teach me senpai
just activated my almonds lads. the surge of power took out an entire power grid.
just took some pills with muscle relaxant properties
my old best mate from high school is all christian now and he told me he has spoken to both god and lucifer
>>53299133
What? Never heard of this Post links ploxx.
Why is Tarantino obsessed with nigger dick?
>>53299167
on the cross
>>53299060
give us a vocaroo of you singing lad now your diapgragm is activated
>>53299085
at first i thought the solution would be to not fap at all so i would be really sensitive when i was getting lewd, but that killed my sex drive and i felt funny and had wet dreams too it wasnt good.
so i've just got off the porn 100% and when i have a wank its just me in bed with no porn thinking about my gf and the first couple of times it was actually really tough cos no porn no stimulation and i was like fuck. Then after a few times your dick starts being able to perform without anything to look at so when i saw my gf again it was happy to do its thing because it could get hard with no porn and just it being rubbed, so having a naked grill to look at + it being rubbed was easier. Seemed to fix it idk give it a shot. All that bullshit bout porn being bad for you might be true t b h lad
((((end long post))))
>>53299133
This Islander learnt to breathe with this one cool trick! Pulmonologists hate him!
wanking to some daily mail haha x
>i believe in a book written 3000 years ago
BASTARD FROM A BASKET
>>53298997
>desu ive had to stop watching porn cos my dick was acting up when my gf wanted to do shit to me lol
>>53299237
>All that bullshit bout porn being bad for you might be true t b h lad
You didn't fap deathgrip style by any chance did you?
>>53299202
you just breathe without your shoulders moving by breathing with your stomach moving in and out
>>53299258
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T2EXCun-ejU
>>53298070
this is the most perfect form of feminine beauty i've ever seen tbqh
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3RCb0I5D7k
>>53299159
>>53299202
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_breathing
It's hard to learn, I've been trying for a few weeks now and just figured it out. It's going to take a while to get used to
to me way hey hey hey up
we'll pay paddy doyle for his boots
>this is the most perfect form of feminine beauty i've ever seen tbqh
>>53299324
Wat
Far as I know I've just done this by default
>>53299285
nah mate i didnt grip it hard at all i just couldnt get it up solidly for some reason i think it was because i was use to looking at 10/10 chicks on a screen while i was getting off. when i was getting blown and i was looking at my gfs head/closing my eyes my body wasnt responding because it wasnt seeing what it was use to seeing. I think that's why.
>>53299218
He's a hack who has to shock for his career to continue so he wanted to include a rape scene. You can't show a man raping a woman on screen. It's OK to have a black man raping a white man on screen but not the other way around.
>>53299293
That sounds hard. I'll just keep breathing like a pleb
gonna try killing unicows for monies desu
>>53299293
It's more than just using your stomach you have to start using the muscle under your lungs, a lot of people don't use that muscle properly
>>53299329
we'll all drink brandy and gin
>>53299376
stay indoors until you're sober again
where's your sitter?
>>53299363
>You can't show a man raping a woman on screen.
Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDLPiEdp74
how has this had 73m views?
like fuck me
>>53299346
Same. I'm wondering how else people breathe desu.
>>53299405
to me way hey hey hey up
we'll all shave under the chin
>>53299409
i am sitting on a chair as we speak
>>53299425
your mum's had 73m views but no one wanted to go near
>>53299356
Intredasting. For me I'm pretty sure it was deathgrip that was ruining it.
>>53299130
no you won't. lol.
>>53299237
ahh that makes sense. yeah I'm not sure lots of porn is great either.
just baked a 'firecracker' (peanut butter and weed) with the stems left over from an oz of thai lah. fingers crossed.
>>53299483
yeah i heard that can be super bad too. I think also cos this is my first gf i was nervous the first few times and i bet that didnt help. a lot of it is in your head i think
hi hej hello
what is your drug of choice?
having a look
>>53299554
nenes
>The British National Party risks being unable to stand for election - because it failed to pay its annual £25 registration fee.
>>53299574
>canadians stealing my meme
fuck off
>>53299554
c*nnabis
>>53299554
water
>>53299554
ecstasy and ket if """""clubbing""""" weed at home.
to me hauley hi ho
haul em away
>>53299425
Normies should gas themselves
>>53299597
i'm proliferating it you dip
memes have to reproduce somehow
There are probably incredible authors and musicians in north korea that we'll never read or hear
>>53299554
the green one
>abnormies
hahahaha
I'm high and weed lads and your comments are VERY.... VERY funny to me right now.
XD
>>53299615
im literally better looking that all them faggots as well like holy shit
>>53299597
you mean your nene?
>>53299655
then why are you here?
Really bored lads
>>53299647
dude same haha
>>53299707
i'm just someone who's good looking but a pepe
>>53299624
just make sure you put a little copyright thing on it when u use it
>>53299707
spoiler: he lives vicariously through an internet persona who shags on the reg and allegedly looks like a male model, don't humour him
>>53299473
>i am """""sitting""""" on a '''''''chair'''''' as we speak
>>53299414
In the film it was supposed to be a funny rape. The only type of rape that could ever be funny in modern audiences eyes is the rape of a white man. Not trying to sound like some /r9k/ tinfoil misogynist but let's be honest.
>I stand
Cute girl
Alright lads and here we go. A gazelle has entered the lions den.
Oi BTW found out last night that "ahoy hoy" is not a good hook so spread the word on that.
What shall my opener be?
nice nene®
†"nene" is a registered trademark of aussie shitposter inc., all rights reserved by the owner
>>53299759
want to cum on her chebs if you know what i mean haha x
>>53299794
page 2 you utter melt
>>53299801
hey bb how aria
>>53299534
Probably not wrong lad.
Can someone explain who the lad in the op is
I see him everywhere
>>53299615
>Youtube vlogs
>Misleading thumbnails
>Boring videos.
>Millions of views.
>900,000 subs
>mfw
>>53300266
British celebrity and athlete.
