>dad told me he got offered a job in America when I was a baby
>refused it even though it paid twice what he earns now
>I could've lived a relatively wealthy life in America but instead I had to live here
FUCKING CUNT DAD
Why'd he refuse it?
>>53290632
He said he liked Sweden and was happy here but this was the 90s...
>>53290544
>you would be American and not have any swedish accent
You know how many americans wish they were European simply because it gets you pussy so fucking easy?
>>53290882
Ye that's why I'm shitposting on 4chan a friday night
>>53290926
>tfw actually at a friends place and act like a normie
>just taking turns playing cod against each other and getting shitfaced before we go out
These niggers have shittaste in vidya and im autistic for posting here in the meantime
>>53290882
Being a norwegian is more than enough to get pussy in america
My dad was offered a job in Atlanta before I was born but my mom didn't want to move :(
>>53290544
Fuck you man
>>53291143
A belgian girl dominated me with her eyes the other day.
>>53291122
>Atlanta
you dodged a bullet senpai
>>53291421
What is it with Americans and trying to trick Europeans into working at your worst cities?
>>53291421
>dont move to America
>dodge bullet
Wew
>>53291369
I hope she'll dominate you next time by slicing open your eyeballs
My dreamlife:
>live in comfy suburb in Chicago or Los Angeles (not NYC)
>go to good private HS with other privileged and beautiful kids
>live privileged life isolated from the problems of the world
>do good (I did good in Swe school aswell but it's a joke so who cares) and get accepted into Ivy League university
>do internship at some good company in either finance or law
>graduate and go work there
>get rich and live the good life with my 10/10 trophy wife
My life now:
>sweden
>yes
>Dad wanted to move to Boston to teach history over at their university
>Mom didn't want to
>He divorced her and left us anyway when I was one
>>53290544
At least you have a culture.
>>53290544
Sweden is fine besides the memes.
What don't you like about your country?
>when you find out OP's flag before hovering the thumbnail
>>53291653
Mine would be living in a small town with comfy locals either in north canada or alaska.
>>53291478
tbf Atlanta can be really nice if you're not living in or near the city itself. If you're okay with a 30 minute commute to work you could find a suburb full of houses like this.
>>53291668
Call him and tell him he atleast owes you help to get US citizenship.
>>53291749
>land of mediocricy, it doesn't matter if you have a PhD in mathematics or is a janitor, you all live the same
>you're not allowed to stand out, just grey, cold and boring confirmity
>extreme feminism and shitty women
>worst climate in the world after Siberia
>everybody is dead in the soul
I'd rather live in Greece even though the crisis, atleast you people are happy.
>>53291900
Trust me, you wouldn't.
Take a vacation to clear your mind, go see other countries, you'll probably appreciate your country more.
>>53290657
Crime was a lot higher in America in the 90s. They were a lot lower than the 70s/80s, but still I don't blame you dad for wanting to stay in Sweden given the circumstances.
>>53291900
>implying equality is bad
I mean a PhD still earns shitton more
but just because you literally dont want as much a month as he does in a year doesnt mean its shit
>>53292205
But the 90s was an economic boomtime
I would have bit in an instant
>the muh crime meme
Quite easily avoidable, it only occurs in containment zones
>>53292210
No it's shit I want to stand out. Men truly feel alive when they put themselves above other men. I can't do that in Sweden.
>>53291900
It's the same in the Netherlands as well. It doesn't matter if you have studied all your life or plumb toilets, everyone earns the same. It's basically communism without a dictator.
>>53292306
You should move to America. You have the right attitude.
>>53291900
tapa ittes
>>53292443
The only way he will stand out is when the media reports about him getting shot
Oh wait
>>53292306
>I want to stand out.
you aint special kid
>>53292517
Why are you so salty? If you value equality over achievement you can stay where you are. America is for people who want to work hard and achieve greatness.
>>53291122
>mom didn't want to move :(
Do you know why? I know why
>>53292443
I want to but it's hard and not really plausible because of the vastly different educational and business systems.
>>53292542
Hey fuck you. This is the typical Swedish "jantelagen" which I assume exists in Finland aswell because let's face it, you're a copy of us. You shouldn't try to stand out or consider yourself good at anything, just be a mediocre zombie living your life serving the big socialdemocratic party. Fuck that.
>>53292517
>>53292542
Why do so many Scandinavians hate individuality?
>>53292597
>>53292767
It was a joke
Calm your tits
>>53292695
Janteloven is alright as long as it doesnt harm individuality
But you make it sound like you want to be succesful because you want to raise yourself above others and not for the sake of improving yourself
>>53290544
>be american
>get shot
please don't come here
>>53293255
How many americans on /int/ have actually been shot?
>>53291478
We don't want you to live in the nog infested areas when you come here to work. Just be smart about where you live
>>53294319
Why not? They would feel right at home
>>53290544
I sort of know that feel
My mother got offered an opportunity to move to the US for job relocation but turned it down since my sister was just about to enter high school and I was 10 so.
>tfw I could have gone to an american high school with the benefit of having an accent that would have guaranteed me a limitless supply of gf
>tfw yet another day without crossing the border
One of these days...
>>53293512
>>>53293255
I have, but it just grazed me
>>53291900
worst climate after siberia? where do you live, kiruna?
>Dad turned down a job in London
Thanks Dad, you did me and the family proud.
>>53290544
What state/city?
>>53296625
W A L L
A
L
L
>you will never be handsome
>you will never have a qt gf that can't help but smile whenever she thinks of you
>european accents
I wish it was just a meme but girls, at least at my highschool, went fucking apeshit over this brit exchange student with a hard accent.
>tfw cucked by euroshits.
Could be worst.
>dad got offered a job in qatar when i was about 10
>not sure how to feel about it but probably dodged a bullet there
>you will never live in europe
>you will never live off the state with a bs excuse
>you will always have to work for a living
You don't know how good you have it.
>>53290882
and you know how many europeans wish they were americans because the quality of life there is so much higher?
>>53291792
>lived in georgia once
>all my high school friends lived in houses like this
>had a smaller house, but it was on a hill surrounded by the rest of the housing development
>>53298435
>because the quality of life there is so much higher?
It really isn't unless you want to wagecuck your life away.
>>53291478
I was a young kid when I visited but I remember visiting family friends in the suburbs and spending time downtown and looking back it was actually pretty nice. It has a lot of black people but it's so fuckhuge that it doesn't really matter.
>>53291478
We're trying to introduce you to the local wildlife.
>>53293512
I've never even known someone who has been shot and I've lived in NYC since the late 80's.
>>53292210
>equality
When will this meme end? Youll never achieve it
>Tfw mom got a job offer in Australia but decided to be here
I don't know how to feel
No, it wasn't le gardener meme mexican job
It was some office job
>>53290657
You can't blame him. Sweden was still great back then.
>>53298985
*stay here
Sorry
