>come home
>elevator door opens
>see this
wat do
CHEEKI BREEKI
Wonder why there is an elevator in my house
>>53271765
when I show up on a party...
>>53271765
>"Blya patsany, ya pivo zabil"
>>53271765
>13 people in the elevator
for elevator safety alone I would not enter
>tfw I often dream of crashing to my death in elevator
I wonder if my blood pressure is dropping for some reason
>>53271765
>step out elevator
>'scuze me lads
>walk past them
>enter home
>fire up computer
>shitpost wildly for hours
>>53271765
Btw I just noticed that the elevator door seems to lead into a staircase. Is that Soviet logic?
>>53271765
Take the stairs.
pull out bottles of vodka and krokodil and join the party
>>53272224
The guy with the camera is inside the elevator.
join their nice party of course
>>53273221
Yes. And the lads outside are sitting on a staircase, no? Why does an elevator lead directly into a staircase? I don't get it...
>>53271765
I remember: "No Russian".
Smile, go up to my apartment and bring a few beers. Then offer to sell them a few kilograms of smuggled tobacco.
>>53273814
Forgot pic.
>>53271765
crack open a baltika 6 porter, open a bag of smoki snacks and hang with gopniks
