>be russian
>wake up
>chug a bottle of vodka for breakfast
>fuck my sister
>go to the woods to take a shit
>feel thirsty again
>time for another bottle of vodka
>police see me and yell at me in some unintelligible slavshit language
>beat me because they suspect I'm gay
>go home
>drink another bottle of vodka to take my mind off the pain
>boot up csgo
>get stuck in a team full of balkanshits who aren't as good at csgo as I am
>yell at them in slavshit for losing
>time for another bottle of vodka
>Play DotA2
>Get stuck in another team full of balkanshits
>Yell at them in slavshit for losing
>It's nighttime and I forgot I was supposed to be in a cuck porn video with my girlfriend
>Go to the porn studio and down another bottle of vodka to take away the nervousness
>finish watching another man fuck my girlfriend for money
>time for clubbing
>order a bottle of vodka
>see my friends who are all skinny blonde men with shaved heads
>they hit me in the head with a shovel for no fucking reason
>my favorite song comes on
>It's a generic electronic song by DJ Slavshit
>Down another bottle of vodka to get the courage to dance
>Throw up all over the dance floor
>Pass out
>Do it all over again the next day
>>53263956
i don't see the problem with this
>>53263956
I'll give you 2/10 for the effort.
Russian incest porn
>come here sister i will fuck
>no brother no
>rape
American incest porn
>oh no i caught mom cheating on dad with a nigger
>gonna sniff her panties and have a wank
>oh no she caught me and made me eat his cum
>>53264085
>>oh no i caught mom cheating on dad with a nigger
>>gonna sniff her panties and have a wank
>Making things up
Lmao. I have seen(and masturbated to) dozens of Russian cuck videos of some skinny lil whiteboi eating the big bull's cum and prepping his gf
>>53263956
Top pasta
>>53263956
>russians in csgo
>no spray control
>no english
>wild rushes
>random buys
>CYKA BLYAT
I never met a decent and communicative russian player. Why?
>be American
>wake up
>get shot
>>53263956
>>fuck my sister
wut?
>>53265043
Because of your low rank.
>>53265043
>I never met a decent and communicative russian player. Why?
Because confirmation bias and you're a low rank thus you play with low ranked players.
Plenty of Russians are top-tier and dominate the highest level of play in many games.
Many of them are probably just trolling (what they believe) are retarded anglos or non-Russians. I am sure if you started talking to them in Russian they would respond normally and actually communicate.
>>53265281
>I am sure if you started talking to them in Russian
>in an international game
also
>low rank
Nah, I went from silver 2 to lem and I have yet to meet a good russian
>>53263956
This doesn't add up. The Russian wouldn't run into any balkanshits while playing dota2 because he would only select the Australian server before searching.
