>posting in a yank /brit/
You people disgust me edition
>a fucking ramp
maisie
>>53244089
Was she, dare I say it, putting on a foot clinic?
Anime to be honest
Shabnam was killing the foot game tonight lads
Gentle test
>>53244234
rrrr yhyh she was, cuz. feet were lookin on fleek. xxx
sex in the bed
>>53244200
we all contribute to society so we should all get a fair share
no one should live in abject poverty because they work some of the hardest jobs in the country
omg lads i matched with an azn what do i do
Name me a more based looking river, than the River Thames.
Protip: You cant
>>53244166
>his aircraft carriers don't have mosques
>>53244286
is worth 2 in the bush
animaisie
>>53244298
Nonce
moz
>>53244308
Eject spaghetti at high velocity and make her scared to go outside anymore
alternatively, say hi, talk about your shared interests and ask her out for a drink
>>53244308
>Fashion marketing
Please allow me to apologize on behalf of all Americans for the fact that self-hating American posters pollute your thread daily.
They want to be like you and be one of you, as it is in our culture to stand out and be different from other Americans. It's all they know.
Please do not take their actions as representative of all my people. Thank you. That is all.
>>53244328
>me in the car
>>53244328
That's actually the river Medway lad, the Thames is tributary to it.
>>53244328
Amazon river
>>53244359
wasn't actually wanting a serious answer i know that's what you're supposed to do
fucking hell /brit/ you had one job and you fucked it up
>>53244328
DUN
DUN
DUN
DUN DUN DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH
>>53244406
I feel high velocity pasta covered me at both ends
6 million views lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>Why Yes, I do live in Hull!
>>53244166
Those extend ramps look ebin, you might be on to something there laddo.
Also
>Massive fans blowing upwards at the end of the ramp
haha, BAE systems here I come.
![Nile_River_and_delta_from_orbit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VMRyZvD.jpg "Nile_River_and_delta_from_orbit[1].jpg")
>>53244328
The Nile delta is so aesthetically pleasing I've actually wanked to pictures of it before
HE'S HERE
Daily reminder this slut claimed she had self-esteem issues with her appearance. Normies will say anything for sympathy.
>>53244307
Do you think we should pay tax for low paid chinks who make our Iphones?
http://www.rspcamiltonkeynes.co.uk/#!cats/c75k
>tfw I can't adopt all of these cats
>>53244506
Maybe it's because you're a parasite from the United States of Yank and should fuck off trying to make British threads.
>>53244490
She's hardly a looker to be fair
Some ayyy lmao vibes there.
>>53244506
BASED
>>53244553
woah rude desu
>>53244415
at least post her big chebs
>surname is balding
>hair starting to thin
Fuck sake lads
>>53244526
they don't live in our society so no that would be the responsibility of China
>>53244546
I know that feel, bredda. I wish I could just be a catman. gfs are too much trouble.
>>53244429
i was thinking of saying "Hi, you like house and techno. I like house and techno too. We have so much in common. Let's go for a drink", DO YOU THINK IT WILL WORK!? HUH? HUH?!?! LOL!!!
i'm joking i wouldnt say that lol
i was thinking of saying, "omg an azn"
330ml bottles of beer are such a waste. Literally provide no buzz at all.
>hurr drink beer for the taste
>>53244485
>no poortheners can post because they're all banned for flooding
he banned my pass for 3 days lads
i'm quite upset now
>>53244546
>Milton Keynes
BROTHER!
>>53244630
>>53244422
>you now remember when the Thames was light blue back in the 1990s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NuCW1Gjno8
>>53244650
Oh fuck me are you in MK? I live near it not in it, but really close.
Where are you m8?
>Anyone want anything from the paki shop?
>>53244328
looks like a snake made of shit crawling on a patio with vomit on it
>>53244553
sorry you're from the north
Kyary
The sizes of beer in mainland Europe are stupid.
What's the point?
>>53244609
What's 'our society'?
There are no poor people in my neighborhood. That's my society.
@53244659
you're trying so hard to fit in, just makes you look like a tit desu
please leave these threads you insufferable ireaboo cunt
>>53244616
Drink own-brand spirits then you mong.
330ml is a good size imo. Just crack open more if you want to get tipsy.
>>53244721
The north is the good part of the UK, like how the south is the good part of the US
>>53244711
>be complete nobody for 30 years
>get nominated as a joke
>suddenly leader of the opposition
Every second there aren't camers on him he must be cacking his pants wondering how the hell this happened.
>>53244711
An iron clad alliance with Israel please Jezza
>>53244711
wow so causally dressed
man of the people coming though
>You will never be as handsome as QSF
>>53244737
the UK
the country we all work in and contribute to
>>53244710
anyone ever imagined her naked and putting ur dick inside her and shes alL ":O AAAOOOHH, AHHH, AHHH!! AHHH!" and u ramming ur penis in her vagina like "NNGH NNGH NNGH NNGH" and shes all like "YEAH FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!! OH GOD!!!"
>>53244744
thanks for saying what we were all thinking lad
>>53244711
Yeah, i'll have one the bankers the bonuses and the latest issue of the bloody racist. cheers m8
>>53244695
old stratford family
>>53244476
river Nile is huge, but it's shape is pretty bland
>looks like diarrhoea coming out of my arse, from an indian drinking binge the night before
at least the thames looks like a snake
>>53244780
>man of the people
>privately educated
>incredibly wealth background
>never worked a day in his life
>>53244460
remember the 6 million views
been in a benzo daze for 3 days
>>53244791
I just imagine a big gang of big black lads pounding her till she's unconcious
...
joke, of course lad
>>53244733
that's a mene.
Just drink more of them anyway, literally don't see the issue.
>I only drink out of pint cans and 660ml bottles haha!
>>53244711
A couple of dip dabs, a sherbet fountain, a quarter of west Indian limes and a copy of the Beano please.
>>53244838
>at least the thames looks like a snake
what does that even mean, since when was looking like a snake a good thing
>>53244849
>incredibly wealth
>>53244490
did she have those issues before half her face rotted off?
>>53244853
and you won't remember any on it :^)
>>53244791
Why does James Deen always ram benis in vagina like a little jewish boy
>>53244798
>tfw those runts at Jaguar-Land Rover are stopping making the Defender this year
RRRREEEEEEE
>>53244849
>implying it isn't hard work to constantly apologise for being white while Diane Abbot sits on your face
>>53244786
Fuck that shit. I work for myself and I contribute to my friends and family. Everyone else can fuck off.
>A couple of dip dabs, a sherbet fountain, a quarter of west Indian limes and a copy of the Beano please.
>>53244918
would do a shag with them
>>53244710
i'd have a go alright!!
>>53244558
Yes sir!! Haha
>>53244849
but he le doesn't eat meat!
>>53244950
right so you don't care about the NHS or getting your bins collected or anything like that?
you don't live in a vacuum
>>53244908
Yup. Write an article about her heroic battle with being averagely attractive.
>>53244490
>>53244560
>>53244908
Jesus Christ lads, she had typical teenage girl appearance issues like every other teenage girl, she got over it in the end
also yeah i feel sorry for her
>>53244834
Dunno if I've been as such but driven through it millions of times.
MK is an arsehole desu senpai, cycled to Wolverton the other day and had to go through all the shitty housing estates.
>talking to a customer service woman from BT
>my last words before hanging up were "Take care"
is this inappropriate? it feels wrong, I wish I could go back and do it again
>>53244988
I'll pay private companies.
>>53245014
that's perfectly reasonable
my willy is too thin for all fannies la
>>53245014
Mate, I say that to all the people I deliver to.
>>53244962
Look at this fucking bender
Have an oversized willy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-wguopzck
>I'll pay private companies for policing, roads, street lights and national defence
>>53244711
>rolling tobacco (with rizla included, £4)
>two 2litire bottles of white cider (would be £6 combined)
>two packets of super noodles (they're 70p each)
>walkers multi pack (£1.20)
>bombay mix (£1)
Also, can you get hold of Charlie, please? I want two scores worth of weed, thanks!
Also, pic related!
This is what's saving Britain from refugees.
>>53245014
>>53245014
Don't fucking worry about it's fine
>>53245045
even Peter Hitchens knew this speech was bollocks
>>53244955
Oh, and a caramac.
>>53244798
holy shit Falklanders are inbred
>>53244546
This has made me sad. Instead of having kids people should adopt homeless pets.
>>53244884
haha alright m8 not all of us want to drink corona and desperado
>>53245067
>>53244996
>white knighting on an anonymous Malaysian air crash support tapestry
She still wouldn't shag you m8, even now.
@53244659
reminder that this is the cunt that spends over an hour making vocaroos by putting on one of the shittest attempts at a an irish accent ive ever heard an american do
most embarrassing poster currently on /int/ by a country mile, absolutely hate the cunt
>>53244930
do you believe stoya?
>>53245083
Some of them are terminally ill and just need a comfy warm, safe home to relax and spend their last days in.
on my 4th can of stella
>>53245013
fucking hell where do you live? I'm literally in Wolverton every weekend picking up a takeaway or doing the big shop
and yeah there is some fucking shithole estates round there, Greenleys or whatever they call it now being the worst
>>53245067
bit rude
Do you stand with NIGE or MARK & JEZ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HknZPWviG8
>>53245088
it's lit up
>>53245052
Good post.
>>53245084
Every decent beer from Belgium and the US (and a lot from the UK) are in 330 and 350ml containers you runt.
>>53245109
Thanks janjan
>>53245090
mate it's called trying to be a decent human being, i mean most people aren't gonna be attracted to her cause of her disfigurement (including me). she's lucky this gary bloke wants to shag her
>>53245130
Of course it is
Whites breeding with whites is like fucking incest you all look far too similar to b havin kids wit eachother inbred fuks
Reminder that the Argies started a war over the Falklands and were forced to surrender after 74 (seventy four) days (how long it takes for the earth to complete one rotation) in the face of superior British military force
How do you stop your room smelling of cum when you have a wank at night in bed before going to sleep?
I spaff onto toilet paper, roll it up but there's still a lingering, pungent cum odour that permeates the air through the night. It's not like I can get up, go to the toilet, flush and walk right back to my room. My mum will know I'm flushing spermy tissues.
do you lads pay for internet on your phone? i used to but dont see the point as i have internet at home, work and all shops auto connect me to "the cloud" these days but would like opinions
>>53245119
A village nearby desu, don't really want to say since it's small.
Hodge Lea is the dodgiest place I know in that area and I had to cycle through that, literally just went sanic mode past a pack of plebs.
>tfw used to have a mate who lived in the Lakes Estate
Feared for my life the few times I went to his.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
>>53245108
i don't really believe or trust anyone in the porn industry - it's a shady business. i will say i laugh at all the james deen fans and feminist who said he was "the nice guy" of porn
>omg he's so sweet and lovely such a nice looking guy
every scene i see is him jamming his cock in someones mouth slapping them and treating them like dogshit - he obviously has narcissistic power fantasies
inb4 "that's how women like to be treated"
>>53245225
dont get this pic
>>53245261
I have a payg 3 sim but rarely use the internet. Places like IKEA have free WiFi but 4chinz is blocked.
>>53245248
christ, how much do you cum
>>53245248
scented candles
>>53245304
That is how a lot of women want to be treated tbf.
>>53245261
Yes, only £15pcm for unlimited (3g though). Is v. handy when you want to use it for maps, whatsapp or uber etc. whilst out and about. Also bbc radio app whilst walking to work ahah!
Also have used it for days on end tethered to my laptop whilst having broadband issues.
Couldn't do without it personally.
>>53245135
Because Belgian beers are about 8% average so you don't want a pint you cretin.
>>53245329
Think about it
>i don't really believe or trust anyone in the porn industry - it's a shady business
>>53245245
>74 days
>how long it takes for the earth to complete one rotation
>>53245336
Quite a significant volume.
>>53245245
Reminder that Zanzibar declared war on the British Empire and was forced to surrender after thirty-eight minutes
Look at all these (You)s I got from this post lads.
>>>/vg/127805215
>>53245248
Swallow it.
>>53245374
330ml is a decent size for all ABVs, just fuck off and drink two of them in a row. 660ml bottles heat up too much as you drink them.
>>53245374
because Belgians are literally jews
>>53245376
there no nigger eyeing her up though
also fake convo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntLimwbuJM
>>53244123
>OI YA WANKA! Gimme a fiver or I swear on me nan's life I'll get me droogies and shank you be' 'ind Asda!
What do /brit/?
St Wayne!
>>53245393
well try opening a window or have a fan in your room
also I don't understand why you can't go to the toilet
>>53245363
yeah if you want to get one-night stands with damaged goods the whole negging thing is fine but you want a wifeable gf then you have to be a normal person
saying that most of deens fans were probably also damaged goods
Daily reminder that the universe does not exist because it cannot be verified by external sources.
>>53245419
>>53245285
I heard that dinosaur statue they used to have at Leon school got nicked lel
what school did you go to? if it's doxxable info don't worry
>>53245470
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED WAYNE
>>53245473
*might
>>53245363
>>53245472
sayin that some girls like it rough some dont but thats a bedroom thing init
ive slept with girls who wouldnt even give me a blowjob and some who would let me facefuck them and choke them. funny that huh
>>53245486
Fuck really? That dinosaur was there for donkeys years.
Royal Latin in Buckingham m8, you?
Who's going to the euros? Applied for all 3 of NIs group games. Would love to go to Nice desu
>>53245473
what is existence outwith existence
>>53245525
I went to a cricket match a few weeks ago if that helps XD
>>53244372
Apology accepted Yank
>>53245525
i'm going to one of the quarter finals, the 4th i think.
>tfw it might be based wales beating france
>>53245525
>Who's going to the euros?
>>53245470
>beginning of the end
*The dawn of a new era. Peace be upon Mohammed and all prophets of Allah.
>OMG CRAIG DAVID IN THE LIVE LOUNGE
euuughhh
When I was 12 I thought I was really funny scaring people. I used to hide behind stuff in our garage and jump out to scare my dad when he got home from work. My elder sisters room had an attic access in it that I got in and dropped into her room from when she had her friends round.
Anyway one day I was staying with my grandmother and tried it on her. I hid behind the fridge in her kitchen and when she came in I jumped out. She had a heart attack and collapsed. I called the ambulance and when they arrived I said I just found her like that. She died on the way to hospital. Ive never told anyone what happened but I think my family suspected my involvement for a bit, they probably just didn't want to consider the possibility their son murdered his 87 year old grandmother.
Apart from that my life has gone swimmingly.
>>53245577
Thailad
>>53245555
Who was playing? Did you have a nice day?
>>53245525
>Going to Terroristfest 2016
No fanks, not with France's recent record. They WILL attack it.
>>53245599
on my wAAAaaaAay to see my friends
who lived a couple blocks away from me (aaaaaaaaaa)
as I waaAAaAAaaaalked through the subway
must've been about quarter past 3
in front of meEEeee
stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body
she asked me for the time
I said "itdcostherhernamesixdigitnumberandadatewithmetomorroweatnine"
>>53245602
Is this pasta?
>>53245625
gona fite bak innit bruv
>>53244123
>us britcucks wouldn't let in a mexican girl
we cucked
>>53245618
New Zealand and Sri Lanka, yes it was very nice.
Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, flowing into the night
People so smelly, make me feel dizzy, tuk-tuk lights shine so bright
But I don't, need a loo
As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise
Every day I look at the line for the toilets
But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine.
Sanjeep meets Nina, Waterpoo toilets, every Friday night
But I am so lazy, don't want to wander, I poo on street at night
But I don't, need a loo
As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise
Every day I look at the line for the toilets
But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterpoo sunset's fine.
Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterpoo shitting street
But Sanjeep and Nina cross over the river where they feel safe and clean
And they don't, need no toilets
As long as they shit on Waterpoo Sunset, they are in paradise
Waterpoo sunset's fine.
>hate being skinny
>too autistic to join a gym
JDIMSA
>>53244616
Do you not have these?
>>53245674
>eat big
>get big
pick both my man
>>53245646
no silly its a 4chan post ahahhahah!?!?!!!!!??!?!!!!
post lewd anime
>>53245646
No I just had a few beers and felt like confessing to some things.
Every time I hear someone say "oh I was such a bad kid" I think how they would react if they knew that about me.
>>53245690
Nope
>10%
wew
>>53245690
Britten zijn achterlijk.
1995: born
2009: me and the gf since year 7 took eachothers virginities
2010: shagged this year
2011: shagged multiple this year
2012: shagged multiple this year
2013: didn't shag this year
2014: shagged only once this year
2015: shagged a few escorts, 0 proper shags
2016: fuck knows
not going very well tbqh with you
>>53245673
Now do Victoria
>>53245519
I went to Kingsbrook in deanshanger, fucking ages ago now
you ever go drinking round stony way?
>>53245725
no literally dont
>>53245733
You were young and had no idea, also it was just bad luck that it would cause her to have a heart attack.
Does it cause you problems though mate?
>>53245733
you're not to blame 2bh, a child doesn't know any better and if it hadn't been that it would have been something else that would trigger it.
>>53245756
FONT
are Ulster Scots considered to be british ppl?
>>53245756
>1995
Jesus
There are no protests or riots in Germany over 1,000 rapes. They're just sitting on their fucking arses.
Just gonna p...po...ah...ahhh...ahhhATCHOO! Sorry lads, I meant to s...ahh...ahCHOO! FUCKS SAKE sorry lads
just got into bed (have a method)
>>53245674
Just do bedroom stuff; that's what I do. Sure you can't get anywhere near as big as people doing compound lifts at the gym but you can still make noticeable gains.
I do pullups (pic related), goblet squats, and chest press type things.
>>53245673
me on the left
>>53245793
WILLIAM ULSTERMAN
>>53245767
I don't nah soz m8
>>53245733
reported
>So anon we heard you are a sissy brit boy, is this true?
What do?
>>53245128
Mark & Jez desu
Don't see the 'bants' or whatever in calling it the chinky, or the paki shop - it's just offensive for no reason
t. UKIP voter
Unironically sort of have a crush on Felicia Day. Worried this might hurt my 4chan street cred.
>>53245817
bless you x
>>53245881
m8.....
>>53245849
this is a serious muh heritage question you twat
>>53245793
Most British people wouldn't know what that means. People just ignore N. Ireland and Scottish sectarianism 2bh.
>>53245881
>felicia day
>>>/tv/
just filtered united kingdom
threads a lot more comfy
>>53245793
yes
>>53245881
I've already told /tv/. Don't come back.
Her age is literally double figures.
I ate a nigge fir breakfast abd u kklied it
gf and me
>>53245756
normie """""""problems"""""""
>>53245128
David 'the cuck' Mitchell this time. Don't think it makes somebody racist (it literally doesn't), it's just crude and makes me doubt their character.
>1995: born
>>53245128
It's a race and a kind of food, so it's allowed.
>>53245525
>who's going to the euros?
Not Scotland hahaha
>>53244123
POO
>>53245756
1990: born
2009: me and gf took each others virginities
2010: shagged other girls
2011: shagged gf again
2012-2015: NO SHAGS
is this karma
>>53245867
>sorry, I only date slutty Paki girls
wageslavery really does act as a good distraction from my miserable existence 2bh
it's good to be doing something with my time other than sitting inside all day thinking about how much i hate myself
>>53245851
probably for the best, stony's gone to the dogs, bet you've got a cosy village pub anyway
well it's nice to know there's another one of us out there, I look forward to the inevitable Milton Keynes meetup
>>53245910
>>53245917
>>53245945
>Implying that you wouldn't
>>53245816
That's because there's a greater threat, my lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35248601
>What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chatrooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women," he said. "This is poisoning the climate of our society."
will a british girl care about my mutilated cock?
Changes in the populations of ethnic groups in London between 2001-2011
White British - declined by 619,000
Asian: - increased by 564,000
Black - increased by 306,000
Mixed - increased by 179,000
Other - increased b 168,000
white brits are being ethnically cleansed
im a manager at jjb ask me anything
>>53246062
not wrong 2bh
>>53246043
why would you risk a ban for a fucking thumbnail
>>53246043
Is this a picture for ants?
>>53246049
ye its true m8
i dont know if we're just not made for neethood or the neets on the internet are a lot more fucked than they like to make out
>>53246043
>>53245756
1993: born
2006: be unpopular due to my racism
2007: become popular edgy fag
2008: become edgy popular fag who girls like
2008: become very popular at school (still can't get girls because I 'can't take it to the next level')
2008: I still have not lost virginity
2010: become a degenerate introverted druggie, thanks to weed
2011:become homeless
2013: quit my addiction of weed, meth and alcohol
2014: gain confidence
2014: lose my virginity to chav girl (who loves getting raped while she's pegged)
2015: fuck hot tennis girl
2015: fuck other middle class girls
2015: fucking women left, right and centre
2015: women love my confidence
late 2015: be in a relationship with a 8/10 girl.
>>53245829
Was literally sweating watch that webm. Was expecting the bar to come loose or his arms or snap or some shit.
>>53246081
Brown skin, brown eyes, black hair. Total diversity.
>>53245756
>>53246027
1991: born
2014: me and much younger gf took each others virginities and had sex a bunch of times (gonna count this as not missing out on teen sex)
early 2015: shagged her a few times again
late 2015: shagged her a few times again
future: no prospects at all 2bh
it's all over for me lads
>>53246143
>my addiction of weed
>>53246151
People always say that, heh. It's literally just me doing pullups.
>im a manager at jjb
>>53245756
1988: Born
........
I'm a customer at JJB ask me anything
