haha lads edition
every single one of you are extremely unfunny
your threads are embarrassing
>every single one of you are extremely unfunny
>your threads are embarrassing
>yank edition
bin it
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
unironically had a cry to this song earlier lads x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeM0lzQhigg
>tfw sershlad is gone forever
don't think he'll be coming back
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
kpop desu lads
>>53237191
bit bent lad
just look at all these posts
they must be made by people who are under 18
if you are over 18 and are making these types of posts I genuinely feel sorry for you
>>53237191
absolute fucking nutters dont think i could handle being around them for more than 5 minutes x
>>53237221
burned her so hard the white house burned down
We're in here lads
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237218
he still posts senpai literally spoke to him the other day on instasync
>>53237300
>thread wars
haha bit silly lad
>>53237247
only a bender would think thats bent
/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>53237300
fuck off autist
me every time a fedora is posted
everyone is using the other thread lads
Heart's beating out of my chest aha
we're all in here lads
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237170
>>53237402
Everyone's using both, that's why thread wars never end
This thread:
>people saying "fuck off autist"
>yanks
>k-poop shitters
True thread (http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/53237170):
>quality posts from quality british posters
>no autism
>slags
>good, wholesome fun
>>53237412
>fatty
>>53237460
do it
Ok, the other thread's postcount just overtook this one. I'm all for using the first thread, but it's time to bow out gracefully.
>>53237460
>>53237478
>>53237525
>>53237537
Please don't do this. Don't sink to their level.
harrys fat banana
>>53237431
>Sersh
>no autism
ha
Most posts, this is the new thread
Official thread confirmed
Less talk, more slags
But seriously lads, is the Westminster paedo ring real?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier
>>53241233
In hindsight I regret what has taken place tonight.
i'm staying here
Southerners smell like wet dog edition
why does it seem like there is such a paedo problem in the UK?
Literally can't get enough of Velma cosplays tbqh (to be quite honest) lads (lads)
>>53241263
Can you really blame paedos in the 80s, it's not like they had the internet and twitter to contend with.
If you knew that you could get away with it, wouldn't you commit crimes?
>>53241310
Attractive children
when will the janny delete this mess.i hate it
>>53241297
poortherners smell like old flannels and bovril tbd (to be desu)
>>53241310
Britons are the lost tribe of Israel, therefore crypto-rasheeds
>>53241357
Deleting them now will just make butthurt children spam harder. "Wait a while and they'll get bored" is parenting 101.
>>53241356
I didn't make people use my thread; I alerted them to its existence and they chose to use it. Then certain individuals chose to spam /brit/s.
Gf just sent me this lads
>>53241400
ban the kiddies
WE WUZ GREATEST EMPIRE AND SHIEEET
alri lads already booked a flight to london in march. I know you all say london is shit but i can't go to the UK and not visit london
So what city should I go to next? I'm leaning towards manchester for 2 days.
>>53241431
>banning people from 4chan
Saving a flooded northern town with a teaspoon lad
>>53241411
Why are brit girls always copypaste version of those jersey shore sluts?
Who possibly could like this shit?
>>53241451
Accrington or Grimsby
>>53241310
it's not actually worse than anywhere else, our press just love whipping the public up into a frenzy about it more than the press in other countries do tee bee aitch
I'm moving to the UK soon, will I be allowed to post here then?
>>53241445
'sup India
Kyary
>>53241506
>I'm moving to the UK soon
Good god, why?
>>53241488
>Not liking the slag look
Get some glasses, slobodan.
>taking refuge in a yank thread
>>53241321
If there's grass on the pitch, play ball
>>53241488
If I was drunk in a club and she was making eyes at me, rubbing up against me, breathing softly into my ear, kissing me, putting her hands around me then my dick would be diamond hard.
As would yours.
>>53241445
ngl I like the Mughals a lot
read a book recently called White Mughals about how the British company men mingled in with the Mughal society to create some new synthesis for a time.
Can't get drunk on ale because I'm not a child
>>53241534
I'm gonna go to a trade school in the UK. I've got a place to stay, and my living situation here is shit I'm at risk of being shot at and going homeless I need to get out.
>>53241451
Unless you're a SOCCER fan Manchester will feel like a waste of time after visiting London. Go to Edinburgh.
>>53241551
People like you are why we're in this situation
>>53241451
Google: top 10 uk tourist sites -London
Go only to these
>>53241488
It's an acquired taste lad. Trashy slags are the ultimate patrician fetish.
pic unrelated
Wew lads. Is it gay that i think this 2muchass?
>>53241581
>3.49 MB, 2261x2808
Excellent m8; now I can get that 6' x 6' wall print of Antoine de Favray made up. It was worth using up the rest of my bandwidth usage for January.
>>53241612
really? edinburgh definitely caught my interest. how is the nightlife?
>>53241606
>life is so terrible that the UK is a viable and attractive alternative
India-tier life up to this point
Best of luck I guess bro
![10996690_757092047701568_7413076975655740148_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i5msS8E.jpg "10996690_757092047701568_7413076975655740148_n[1].jpg")
>>53241488
any straight man would love to fuck one of these sort of sluts
>>53241646
ireland pls go home
ANIME
IN
>>53241646
>ass
JOY
>>53241621
Like I said, I can't make people post in my thread. As a group, /brit/ chose to post in my thread even though it was (1) created after the yank thread (2) posted later than the yank thread in the old thread.
People could have chosen to stay here and ignore my autism, but they didn't.
Le Guide du voyageur galactique, de Douglas Adams, souligne que conjuguer correctement un verbe décrivant un voyage dans le temps est un problème bien pire que les paradoxes temporels. Par exemple, quand on vient de faire un saut dans le passé, il faut disposer d'un temps grammatical décrivant un évènement à venir dans le temps de l'univers, déjà réalisé dans son temps propre. Dans l'univers d'Adams, de nombreux temps ont été inventés pour pallier ce problème.
Would you?
Really want to go travelling lads
>>53241646
ulster?
>>53241684
I'm moving to a farm about 30 minutes away from briggs, but I'm staying with a qt so how bad could it be?
>>53241758
Ride the bike? Yeah.
>>53241758
Probably not. I'm high test but she's just not doing it for me. I'm getting SJW vibes.
>>53241705
Not you Muhammed, you would behead them for not wearing a burka.
>>53241725
mea culpa is a powerful tool
Just admit you made a booboo and point people to the other thread, people will suppress their thread rage and continue on with their lives.
You encouraged this
>>53241719
2D scum out
High test in
How come yanks don't use "x" in their texts
I MEAN
>cellphone messages
>>53241662
>bandwith limits
One thing I noticed about brits is it seems lads go out in a big group of pure lads instead of a mixed gender group
I feel like at least in the city I'm in, its mostly a mixed gender group that drinks at an apartment together, then goes out to the bars/clubs together.
>>53241758
Of course I would
>>53241789
You wouldn't be saying that if she was naked
>>53241770
Au dessus des vieux volcans,
Glisse des ailes sous les tapis du vent,
Voyage, voyage,
Eternellement.
De nuages en marйcages,
De vent d'Espagne en pluie d'йquateur,
Voyage, voyage,
Vole dans les hauteurs
Au dessus des capitales,
Des idйes fatales
Regardent l'ocйan...
Voyage, voyage
Plus loin que la nuit et le jour, (voyage voyage)
Voyage (voyage)
Dans l'espace inouп de l'amour.
Voyage, voyage
Sur l'eau sacrйe d'un fleuve indien, (voyage voyage)
Voyage (voyage)
Et jamais ne revient.
Sur le Gange ou l'Amazone,
Chez les blacks, chez les sikhs, chez les jaunes,
Voyage, voyage
Dans tout le royaume.
Sur les dunes du Sahara,
Des iles Fidji au Fujiyama,
Voyage, voyage,
Ne t'arrкtes pas.
Au dessus des barbelйs,
Des coeurs bombardйs
Regardent l'ocйan.
Voyage, voyage
Plus loin que la nuit et le jour, (voyage voyage)
Voyage (voyage)
Dans l'espace inouп de l'amour.
Voyage, voyage
Sur l'eau sacrйe d'un fleuve indien, (voyage voyage)
Voyage (voyage)
Et jamais ne revient.
Au dessus des capitales,
Des idйes fatales
Regardent l'ocйan.
Voyage, voyage
Plus loin que la nuit et le jour, (voyage voyage)
Voyage (voyage)
Dans l'espace inouп de l'amour.
Voyage, voyage
Sur l'eau sacrйe d'un fleuve indien, (voyage voyage)
Voyage (voyage)
Et jamais ne revient.
searching linkedin for MILFs
>>53241839
>I live in a New York City sitcom
>>53241823
who says cellphone messages? we say text
http://strawpoll.me/6475510/
http://strawpoll.me/6475510/
http://strawpoll.me/6475510/
>>53241891
>cellphone
JOY
>>53241890
Thats just how groups go in the US how are you gonna get laid if it's all guys?
>>53241805
>blaming him for a good chunk of posters here being turbo spaztics
>>53241805
I cannot help the fact that I am a charismatic, magnetic source of raw social energy and that people are drawn to my threads. If the little sheep choose to follow the shepherd that is myself then that's their fault.
>>53241891
Haha OK I didn't know that sorry haha
but what about the x's? It seems more common with Brits I swear
>"hey u ok hun? xxxxxxxx"
>>53241891
>2016
>still texting instead of suing apps
alri granddad
>>53241890
i mean its not a sitcom thing. I'm serious, there is a lot less of just massive lad hunting groups. in chicago at least.
maybe cause its less going to clubs and more just going to bars. guess you wouldn't really want to bring girls to the club with you
>>53241794
bit of a nonsensical post
>>53241924
how are you going to pick up when you have girls in your group?
>>53241945
tbf you're supposed to get their number through the apps anyway
>>53241915
So brits are ok with Rasheed posters
Who /lanklet/ here?
>>53241924
If your group is all guys then logically the other group will be all girls.
In Britain courtship is like medieval warfare - two opposing groups line up, get drunk and then charge at each other until one side gets laid.
>>53241887
Bet those alpha female business milfs with bolged on chebs shag like absolute fucking animals wew
Thinking about buying a bicycle and becoming one of those lads that rides about on a bicycle.
>>53241941
oh yeah its absolutely more common. I've never seen a girl do xx and its not even cause girls never talk to me
they just dont do it here. i was so confused by it when a british girl messaged me on whats app saying that. thought she was trying to shag
>>53241981
I think the poll is talking about "Rasheed" posts
Imagine being moderately wealthy in the Caribbean and living on a boat
>>53241805
more like this
Why is everyone in Birmingham and London so ugly?
>>53241978
>>53241987
fuck i wanna be a brit orgy now
>>53241945
More?
>>53241985
lift some weights for christs sake
>>53241981
>The only person who voted for Rasheed was a Yank.
Makes sense.
>>53241999
Aye it makes things easier though, like if a brit girl doesn't send an x or stops sending it just means she's not keen in the slightest and you're fucked
she might have been trying to shag you tb h
>>53242039
No.
>>53241775
Not me mate i'm ulster and theres no such thing as too much ass I love all women
>>53242049
I voted for yanks tbqh
>>53241997
Same. This is the one I want.
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ3_IXuhZxQ
i used to watch these guys absolutely years ago
i just checked back after all this time and the guy had cancer and he divorced his wife and found someone new
jesus
linkedin is far better than a dating site
>10 years ago
These slags are all adults now. think any of them made it?
Haha finally got over my social anxiety and asked a girl out for the first time in 3 years and she said no but hey I'm talking to 3 girls on Tinder and they're actually pretty fit so things are looking up whay
About to bust out a hunna push ups and some chin ups lads
AMA
>>53242107
Careful lad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34206080/linkedin-sexism-row-charlotte-proudman-says-lawyer-used-site-like-tinder
>>53242106
Always hated this unfunny prick, wish he had died from that cancer
thankfully the prognosis is poor for him long term
youtube "stars" are talentless narcissists with nothing to say
took adderall planning on doing a bunch of chores today.
now im just speeding too hard and can't move from my couch
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/07/dwp-told-dawn-amos-not-ill-enough-for-benefit-day-she-died
Disgusting. How can anyone vote Tory?
>>53242116
Doubt it, look like they're probably engaged to Deano and have a child or pregnant. Living that underclass dream 2bh.
A lifetime of friday night take-aways and trips to Butlins to look forward to.
>>53242173
you sound like a right cunt
https://instagram.com/p/9waRXkGZGI/
Doing a wank
>>53242081
>I'M ME I NEED A NICKNAME EVERYONE KNOW ME PLEASE RECOGNISE ME ON AN ANON BOARD
>>53241949
It does happen in the UK sometimes but it's usually for birthdays or students going out together or people who are part of music "scenes"
>>53242190
It's really funny seeing all the butthurt low skilled / unemployed / """disabled""" people on normiebook spamming butthurt about them
>>53242190
IDGAF m8. I just want lower taxes.
I've got a question, why are brits so fucking ugly? They all of square heads and shit facial features. Then the girls wear 10 pounds of makeup to try and cover it up. Is it because of inbred genes?
>>53242227
Shut up before you get put out, mate. I'll not give you a second warning
Autism has been used up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE
>53242277
Anti-(You) gimmick
What do you think?
>>53242277
Island genetics. Centuries of an ever reducing gene pool creates these sorts of deformities.
Evenworse ae the local variations, eg. you can spot a scouser at 10 paces because they have "cilla black face"
>>53242277
Because no gf
>>53242277
>North Carolina
Inbred hick yokel Cletus please FUCK OFF
why are there so many famous mcqueens
v. confusing
>>53242277
It's lower class people generally; they look slavic, are generally overweight and have FAS features.
I'm not being a snob or memeing, it's true, is it not?
>>53242289
>Everyone please know me!
So pathetic. Was were for the hunger games bullshit and it was chock full of stupid faggots I've never heard of.
>put me in there heres my nickname!!
>>53242277
idk maybe same reason yanks shit themselves?
>>53242277
Inbreeding, bad diet and low expectations for life.
The upper and upper middle classes can be attractive, but for most of us the plan is to not pay attention at school, go into a shitty media or sociology course, go on to a hit job and drop out a few kids by the age of 20.
>>53242315
Haha I thought that was Jontron at first
>>53242355
I'm half mexican, half white, I don't have any inbred genes :^)
Poleaboo isn't liking the use of the word "stalker" on EastEnders
>>53242398
What are you on about ??
>>53242377
>scantily clad dancing girl at a rehab clinic
NHS is a joke, our taxes are paying for this.
>>53242256
>low skilled
>they don't earn as much as me so they're scum
fuck off
Tfw no high test paki gf
wrote my CV lads any tips?
>>53242451
>they don't earn as much as me so they're scum
Pretty much, and I expect no less from those who earn more than me.
Socialists truly are delusional
>>53242438
did you go to the Manchester ''''meetup'''' la?
>>53242377
must be cold
bit ashamed it took me this long to find the real thread
thanks a lot for messing me around lads
really fucking appreciate it
>>53242396
>they look slavic
rude t.b.h.
>>53242451
Option 1) Learn marketable skills and sell them in the job market like a grown up.
Option 2) Bitch on Reddit and Twitter about the Tories and the bankers. If the bankers earn so much, go an work for an investment bank or shut up.
allah is the one true god
>>53242501
oh so people who clean toilets and care for old people?
just scum are they?
>>53242559
this 2bh
>>53242512
Yes
>>53242512
Fuck off
It was a bad experience that I've drowned out with all the other bad experiences and emotions
don't even know lads
You can only choose 1 (to shag)
>>53242570
Anyone can do it m8. Supply and demand. Try learning things not everyone can do and you'll earn more money.
>>53242570
Yep.
I'm still ahead of the 1k/year of your age "doing ok" requirement, so anyone less than that is a waster
>>53242618
far right is only acceptable one
>>53242570
are you seriously trying to debate this. at any point in your mind did you think you would change his mind on this topic. you are arguing for the sake of arguing and i hate you. i hate everything about you and i wish you would kill yourself so that the world would be a nicer place for everyone else on the planet.
>>53242618
one in the middle, i have a thing for short-haired girls
>>53242618
TWO
W
O
>>53242618
4 (excl the guy)
3's chebs are too big
>>53242542
lel, sorry phamalam, just the way it is.
>>53242610
I don't think it was aimed at you specifically 2bh, a pretty cruel ruse nonetheless.
>>53242618
tits McGee, though her tits are too big 2bh. The others are avg af.
>>53242618
big chebs obviously
>>53242618
centre right
may as well try those fun bags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA
all of a sudden cornwall is a g thang
but on his old sersh pics he was a she thang
>Always wanted to be a paleontologist
>Mum and Dad had a go at me and told me theres no jobs in it
>>53242618
Bad selection of slags desu. tempted to go for the guy in the middle desu
>>53242670
FUCK OFF YANK
>>53242618
far right, but if it is taken, the one with the biggest tits
>>53242630
oh anyone can do it can they? don't think or the tory eton posh boys would be able to
>>53242722
and? are you about to die? why can't you do it now?
if you really wanted to you'd have done it lad
>>53242731
MAKE ME REEEEEE
>>53242696
>I don't think it was aimed at you specifically 2bh, a pretty cruel ruse nonetheless.
For the most part you're probably right but one anon called me predictable pathetic for suggesting I might not go to the meetup
>>53242765
No, Tory Eton posh boys don't need to. They paid attention at school and gained knowledge and skills they can sell in the job market.
Are all women bisexual?
British girls are pretty cool desu. Well I've only met about 10 in thailand and they could hold their liquor and just were more fun to drink with than american girls. They also bantered which I wasn't used to
my dentist came through for me lads
i'm moving into his daughter's flat on monday
so who did we decide to use this thread
>Hello everyone, I earn 23,000 GBP per calendar year and I think you should listen to my well-informed opinions about how the world and the labour market works
>>53242841
Nice
Epic
I like it
Subscribed
>>53242841
fuck off normie yank twat
>>53242842
There isn't a single part of this post that doesn't need explaining
>>53242842
what
I'm trying to get my first credit card as I've only had debit
I have literally 0 credit. It asks me if my credit is good, average, or rebuilding.
What do I say?
>>53242820
you mean got their parents to support them with their vast proportions of wealth
>>53242820
had they been adopted by Deano at Stacey and lived in a council slum they sure as fuck wouldn't be so well off.
There's much more at play in success than personal effort mate.
I'm Trans-British so I can post here and you can't bully me.
>>53237290
>>53237221
no one calls a school a shooting range here, that's just morbid
did an orgasm
>>53242841
>Americans in general drinking
>POUND IT BRUH
>WE ABOUT TO GET FUCKED UP SON!!!!!! WOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
>*girl laughs hysterically and passes out in her own vomit*
>*guy does the same after downing another can of beer*
I don't blame you, you're years behind us due to your drinking age.
>>53242889
>>53242894
his daughter is going away for five months and needs to rent out her room in her flat in copenhagen
i need a place to stay and told him about it as he was digging around in my mouth
so he set it up
Black dicks are more aesthetic
Debate me
>>53242896
(re)building
>>53242990
>subletting
H A R A A M
A
R
A
A
M
>>53242990
why did you move to denmark if you're on the breadline and homeless
>>53242866
Quite a large kitchen there t͜bh
>tfw moving to London without a job lined up
Goodbye savings haha! Maybe I should just give up on London and move to Edinburgh or something.
>Fall in love with a girl
>Get married
>Feel happy for the first time in years
>Wake up
>It was a dream
>Hello la's im a scouser
>>53243048
Looks like halls: is for 6-10 people la
>>53242977
yeah its definitely a big reason why. I remember my parents would buy us alcohol when were 18, cause they didn't want us turning 21 when we're supposed to actually be adults and getting wankered every time we drink
GF just sent me this lads, said her, Tyrone and Jamal are gonna have a quiet night in and just watch Netflix. I'm such a good BF
>>53243041
who says i'm on the breadline?
imagine if Megatron digivolved into a slag instead of a robot
>>53242977
>American
>Drinking
We've moved on to smoking lad
>>53243003
muh dick
>brits defending shariah law zones
>>53242836
you are beyond saving KEKS
>>53242911
Yeah, Deano and Stacey would have taught them how to play the benefits system. We need to move away from that and towards a system of self empowerment. People need to take responsibility for their own lives.
>>53243132
>quiet night in
>she's outside
think she's lying la
>>53243173
>3rd worlder
Opinion discarded
>>53243147
you'e poor as shit anyway. on benefits and need a place to live
literally what the fuck
>>53243175
most people on benefits are in work doing some of the hardest jobs in society that you wouldn't dream of doing
to want to take money from them is disgusting
>>53243211
>Rich people don't need a place to live
>>53243202
Done
Don't know why I made this webm t͜bh
>>53243198
>pakis, arabs, turks
soon you will be 3rd world KEK
>>53243202
>>53243262
>tried to wipe debris off my screen
Cunning post desu
>>53243202
>Duplicate file exists here
>Americans can go die in the army "for their country" at 18
>Americans cant legally drink at 18
>>53243243
rich people HAVE a place to live
they don't need someone to set them up for 5 months LOL
