>be American
>want to have sex with your gf
>have to print out the consent form first
>try to print it
>printer doesn't work
>too bad, no sex for you
>>53234464
>Be German
>Get raped
>>53234464
>be German
>want to have sex with your gf
>she is being raped by asylum-seekers
>Be German
>Get raped
>be German
>can't have sex because all the women are already taken by immigrants
>be German
>want to have sex with your gf
>have to ask jamal and muhammed if you can take a turn
>try to ask nicely
>jamal starts screaming at you and beats you to death
>too bad, no sex for you
>>53234464
>be german
>enjoy watching my wife and daughter getting raped
>>53234534
>be canadian
>get chinese ukrainians.
>>53234534
>>53234597
low hanging fruit desu
Wow so German "humour" really isn't a meme.
>>53234639
>>enjoy
>>53234534
>>53234577
>>53234597
>>53234615
>>53234632
>>53234639
>all these triggered yanks
Good thread
>>53234464
>Be Germ
>want to have sex with gf
>have to sit in cuckshed all weekend
>gf wont fug until i lick Jamal's cum out of her snizz and lick her starfish clean
>be german
>get... well, you know...
Are Germans the new Portuguese?
>be German
>be raped or killed by Yousuf
"""""""""german humor"""""""""""
>>53234699
>Shitaly
Btw counter-responses =/= triggered. If that was the case wouldn't all of /int/ be a triggerfest?
>>53234677
sure took you a while to notice
>>53234877
Mhm. Yeah sure.
Atleast the Germans will have a new Simulator to play. New for 2016! Rape Simulator 2016. Now do what you do in real life, watch as your women are raped by muslims!
>>53234749
Fun fact:
Germany and Portugal are the only countries in europe with literacy rates below 97%.
But unlike Portugal we can blame the refugees and turks for it.
What is your excuse, Barbosa?
>>53234909
Immigration sim 2015 was way to easy
all you had to do was open the borders and you've won
>>53234978
>Fun fact
>jew-anglo stats are facts now
rape kek
8
sex is for subhuman sheeple
0
>>53235184
>>53235186
>muricants cant afford german watching fucking his wife.
>>53234632
>be Britcuck
>want to have sex with your daughter
>have to ask the local police sergeant if you can take a turn
>try to ask nicely
>he starts screaming "No! It's Ranjids turn now!" at you and tazers you to death
>too bad, no sex for you
>>53234644
>be Russian
>shitpost under a German proxy because propaganda is the only growth industry in Russia
>>53234978
>US 97%
No southern or inner city samples huh?
Or do they only count 'legal' citizens, and white people with actual homes?
>>53234688
fuck man I'm at work
