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No one learns hebrew though
>>53231917
do it for the language you're learning
>>53231833
same as italians
>>53231833
Same as Italians but with less enthusiasm.
Anglos just expect everyone to know English, whatever the race or culture.
>>53231977
What if i'm not learning anything ?
>>53232100
do it for uzbek
>>53231833
>>53232235
What if he doesn't want to?
>>53231833
Same as the german, I know alot of foreign exchange students that gets frustrated about it but we're only being polite
>>53232552
Sweden yes
This but with broken English
>>53232331
>>53232306
niggers
>>53231833
the german one is the same as dansih
Nah, most Germans aren't usually confident enough in their English abilities. I can speak German better than most of them can English, so they typically feel comfortable speaking German with me. If your German is really shit then I imagine the Germans will get impatient and start bridging the gap with English.
>>53233444
> I can speak German better than most of them can English
he's bluffing
Just some crap I made up in my head. I ranked the languages according to one's that force a higher pitch/or how the speakers sound personally pitch-wise, to very low ones. Based on seeing internet videos.
High pitch: chinese
Middle-high: japanese
Middle: French, english, scandinavian, korean, hindi
Low-middle: German, spanish, italian, hungarian, polish, persian, turkish, portuguese
Low:semitic languages (hebrew, arabic), russian
>>53231833
Spanish,English and Norsk are interesting.
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>>53231833
The Italian one should have the guys telling him that blasphemies and swearwords are compliments and greetings
>>53231833
The Japanese one confused me because of the use of Engrisu. I thought at first that part of the joke was that they answered in English.
OK, serious question, what would you think its the best (useful) language to learn Italian, French or [your suggestion here]?
>>53238430
>useful
Definitely not Italian unless you have some literature in it that you're itching to read. Do something like French or Russian. Or Mandarin if you don't mind it taking years before you can read a newspaper.
>>53238430
German for jobs
French for pusi
Abandon Spanish since it'd only get you being called a beaner
over 9000 hours in paint 2.0
>>53232306
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>>53240491
totally worth it
Nobody wants to learn Dutch.
Last panel is only true among countryside idiots, otherwise most people will speak broken english with you.
>>53240491
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>>53232306
my sides help me
>>53240491
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>>53243150
I spoke english with some frisian guys who spoke frisian between them. Pretty cool.
>>53240202
hmm, sound fair, I suppose I'm in the right path then
>>53239744
mandarin sound very tempting tho, maybe I will take it like my retirement goal
>>53231833
"Hey look he's speaking Danish, but he hasn't got that potato gargle down that us natives do so well let's speak to him in english instead."
If I wanted to only hear english I'd never leave the Anglosphere. Also why does Danish pronounciation have to be so hard?
>>53243150
Nobody learns Dutch because Dutch people speak English too well and they don't want to fuck around listening to you butcher their language.
>>53234363
There musn't be a spanish one. We are too lazy to use time. Better invest your time in siesta or tapas.
>>53245273
Use time editing*
And I'm to lazy to finish sentences properly
>>53244120
>Also why does Danish pronounciation have to be so hard?
It's not hard at all, it's just awkward at first.
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>>53233858
Mandarin has 4 + 1 neutral tone
Cantonese has something stupid like 9 tones. When I found out Canto has 9 tones, I was glad that I didn't pick Cantonese
>>53244120
It's because Danish nobles wanted to sound more French, no joke.
It of course went catastrophically wrong and the worst part is the common folk started emulating them.
>>53231917
I'm learning it.
>>53231833
nobody learns english
>>53249013
They should all be wibbly for this to be accurate.>>53249013
>>53232331
Nailed it, though Finnish silence is mostly just a meem
>>53249013
>wibbly
What means?
>>53232306
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>>53231833
These are absolute gold
>>53251699
Ghuu!
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>>53251715
Literally autistic.
>>53252322
esperanto is souless, and the whole culture around it is engineered and fake
>>53245655
literally no incentive for anyone to learn cantonese ever
>>53252425
Vidu >>53252322
>>53252650
to watch anime dubs. Cantonese dubs are killer
>>53252802
Hello, proxy.
>not learning coptic
HOS E-PIPAPA!
