last movie you watched now happens in your country
what changes
>>53222369
Burnt with Cooper. Shitty movie. No biggie. But before that i saw Sicario. That would not be nice.
>Initial D Stage 3
So a pack of hoons mucking about.
American Ultra.
I definitely wouldn't have expected our military to have such a high budget.
>>53222637
ae86 a shit
>>53222369
>transamerica (2005) where a pre-operative male-to-female transsexual takes an unexpected journey when she learns that she fathered a son, now a teenage runaway hustling on the streets of New York.
I guess that all the fathers in my country become trannies... well sorry dad, but I guess that I'm gonna become the alpha man of the house from now on, and if you wanna stay in this house, well, you gotta earn it *insert lenny face here*
>>53222369
Filth
Nothing I guess.
>>53222369
>ash vs evil dead
I am fine.
Stalker. Ummh..some real bizarre shit I guess
>>53222369
Howl's Moving Castle, some magic would be nice but the war wouldn't be fun.
>>53222948
*some real boring shit I guess
ftfy
>>53222369
Hellraiser
The Martian... Well we have a desert in Almeria so no visible changes
>>53223007
>some real boring shit I guess
>refugees die in droves as they aren't sheltered from anomalies and blowouts
>a major city is a no go zone as it will fry people's brains
Sounds pretty interesting.
>>53222369
Space nigger traitors, apparently.
star wars
you're all fucked
>>53222369
Come and see
Shit no, I don't want ww2 again
>>53222369
>Mad Max
>>53223085
The story is interesting but the film is WAY too long. He'd spend most of his time standing on very slow moving trains and having drawn-out conversations.
>>53223147
Enjoy ptsd
>Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future
oh boy
>Scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse
Nice
>>53223185
That movie is essentially a moving painting. It has its very own charm, there's nothing quite like it.
>New Star Wars
Rey lives off housing benefit and doesn't have to scavenge for a living, end of film.
In The Heat of the Night (1967)
Not much changes I guess, perhaps the people would be a little less racist and wouldn't attemp to murder Sidney Poitier's character for just being an well instructed black man, but he would be hostilized.
>>53223255
Finn is an african war refugee asking where are the white slags
It already did :|
>>53222369
>Cast Away
Tom Hanks' plane crashes in the Danube, he washes up on the shore of Margitsziget in central Budapest, then spends there five years of his life living as a crazy hobo with a Memphis accent, shitting behind the bushes, wanking off to female joggers and living off of the animals he manages to capture from the petting zoo. He is eventually found by Helen Hunt, who's now happily married to a Hung-Aryan businessman, his mind suddenly clears, and he throws himself into the river as an act of suicide.
>>53223350
this
BIG
>>53223890
>Cast Away
>dat Wilson scene
>>53222757
I didn't think anyone saw that movie but me.
>Return of the Jedi
So a gang is blown up in the middle of the desert and a battle in the Queensland rainforest against Rebels and the Empire ensue with the help of the native Aboriginals? I feel like all this has already happened desu
Captain Israel is trying to adapt to the modern age, after the Mossad found him buried in the lowest point on the planet, the dead sea, very well preserved due to all the salt. He's not really seeing eye to eye with Director Moshe Dayan, literally and figuratively, on many issues. Conspiracy and internal power struggle erupts, Moshe Dayan is supposedly assassinated and Captain Israel is on the run from authorities with vital information, along with his ally special agent Black Widow (who lied about being Jewish and made alliyah when the USSR collapsed).
Their quest takes them to an abandoned facility in the Negev where they find the digitized brain of Adolf Eichmann (His execution was staged), who elaborates on the conspiracy.
Eventually they partner up with experienced S&R unit 666 hero codename: The Bul'bul, with his advanced wing tech, and with now recovered Moshe Dayan stop the giant David's Shield hoverships from taking off. The day is saved and they're sent on another OP in Gaza.
>>53222369
The color of pomegranate
I don't know, dude, some heavy, trippy shit.
Werckmeister Harmonies
Literally nothing changes
>Bydło now rocks zef style, carries guns around
>Police is robots, but they all look like shitty forklifts
>Bigoted Hugh Jackman is even more bigoted and has his funds reduced even more
>Also everyone bullies him because he's Australian, which in the end makes him an even more fucked up villain
