Would you fuck her edition
>>53218542
looks like that troy magician guy that's on e4 all the time t b h
>her
>>53218607
Mate you blind
>>53218542
like the beard
gives me something to hold onto
how are my sissy /brit/ bois today?
goal body
>>53218679
It's like he's standing behind a prop that starts at his neck
I wish Europe was a real continent so Arabs couldn't float over on a rubber boat
>>53218599
>troy
mixed with derren brown. i'd be amazed if that bird can't do magic t b h
>mum walks away saying 'at least I care'
First for Saint Wayne
New tattoo lads :)
>>53218718
you should just acquiesce to islam
you'll feel better
>>53218774
>12. 8. MCM 10 CV 7
i dont get it?
>>53218770
Care about what?
>>53218774
is that supposed to read 12.8.1997?
>>53218796
12/08/1997?
I think the poor fellow has amnesia and needed to tattoo his birthday onto himself so he doesn't forget it.
>>53218771
maybe he should have given "watch out for the military" advice
>>53218834
yes, it's the date my snake passed away :/
>>53218771
ayyy, wonder which PM he's pretending to have been advising.
>>53218865
Hahaha ha. Good one m8.
>>53218710
>>53218872
>implying we haven't found your twitter
alri
>>53218909
kek
>>53218908
exactly pod
>>53218909
I wish
saw a twat on one of those hoverboards yesterday
>>53218963
fuck off wayne
>>53218971
You should of called him a twat
![comment_8gChVk8krWbyxyVcUi9RIVFqcabcTRwO[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/v9r3L0A.gif "comment_8gChVk8krWbyxyVcUi9RIVFqcabcTRwO[1].gif")
>>53218679
>>53218710
>>53218971
You seem like more of a twat for being bothered by it desu
>>53218989
>should of
>>53219018
ree
>>53219009
attractive but boring aesthetic
>>53219017
How much did you pay for yours?
>>53219046
heh
![5289308+_bb5785e4322c4b7434e1735abe284589[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/XG4RhZX.gif "5289308+_bb5785e4322c4b7434e1735abe284589[1].gif")
The Median age in Iraq is 19.... Fucking hell lads
>>53219046
kek
>>53219045
>>53218989
i was on the bus
>got on bus
>accidentally told the driver my house name instead of the bus stop
>saw people laughing at me
>sat down
>saw twat on hoverboard
>just felt worse
Going to take the tree down today lads.
>look at saint wayne's twitter
>3 follower you know
wew we mingle in the same circles
>>53219106
>told the driver my house name instead of the bus stop
why do you tell the driver anything lad? you get on, swipe, then get off when it's your stop t b h
>>53219105
Brit grill incoming
>>53219091
we need the EU to import desert maidens
Just had my first poo of 2016
>>53219018
Why do people get triggered by this?
>>53219131
we don't have oyster cards or whatever they are where i live, the drivers only accept cash
>>53219106
I'm imagining him riding by whilst smiling towards your direction to heighten your shame.
>>53219153
>>53219118
you're late, enjoy your bad luck la
>>53219184
He's previously asked to be corrected whenever he does it.
>>53219106
>accidentally told the driver my house name instead of the bus stop
still chuckling lmao
Canada is the one country so far that seems to think this is cause for concern. Faced with similarly skewed sex ratios among asylum-seekers, the new liberal administration of Justin Trudeau announced in late November that, starting in 2016, it would accept only women, accompanied children and families from Syria. Specifically excluded would be unaccompanied minor males and single adult males (unless they are members of the LGBTQ community); those excluded will primarily be older teen and young adult men.
nice one justin
>>53219214
Its already started lad. Haha
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>>53219251
Why are gay men valued more than straight men?
its very easy to say you're gay to get in anyway
Did get in a taxi once and said "home please". Think he put on 1.5 time because he assumed I was a retard.
Got home in the end tho :)
>>53219251
no singles policy
just like at the cinema
>>53219298
gay men are more vulnerable thus more deserving of asylum, plus they won't rape our women
>>53219198
he was dressed like a chav and about 12
just rolling along the street, was hoping it would burst into fire
>>53219242
fuck off
>aussie mate steps on back of my shoe
>"sorry cunt"
??
Pick one of these emerging technologies /brit/, you will receive it at whatever peak of performance the future may hold for it:
>1) 3D printer
you can print anything you can find online using software to render a 3D model of the image.
>2) VR headset
All the games and sims that could be come with it.
>3) A person carrying drone.
You can sit inside and have it transport you to your destination automatically via gps.
>>53219321
And how do you know they're gay? False claims have been made in the past
>accidentally told the driver my house name instead of the bus stop
>>53219325
he said he was sorry jesus what the fuck more do you want mate?
should i mention that we should meet at the station or just say that tomorrow?
>>53219325
in australia you call your mates cunts and strangers are mate. sorted that headscratcher for ya lad.
>David Haye's comeback fight against Mark de Mori will be shown on free-to-air entertainment channel Dave. Haye will return to the ring after a three-and-a-half year absence when he faces the Australian on Saturday week. And with 10 days to go, the former two-weight world champion has finally secured a television deal.
noice
>>53219387
What does she look like
>>53219387
>no wuckas
what do you mean by this?
>>53219387
ITS NO WUKKAS
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>53219420
he means no wozzas
>>53219420
no
wuckas
>>53219420
no worries, muhammad.
t. abdul
>>53219349
I think the headset would be worse than heroin. Imagine a VR world where all of your desires are catered for. Why would you even leave?
>>53219221
are you his mammy or something
>>53219441
FOST
>>53219420
no fucking worries
>>53219442
Just like the lot in inception or in that film surrogates
>>53219441
>>53219435
>>53219431
Oh right, literally never heard that before. What is wrong with, "no worries"?
mangering un pomme lads
not a pomme de terre, just a regular pomme de... tree
>>53218542
Yes. I would probably shave/unglue the beard first.
I mean: it's a normal woman, right? She has tits and cunt under those clothes?
Imagine her being resistant about you, claiming she's a man in her mind. And then you would show her the difference between real man and her. Imagine her female body moving under you, twisting in hopeless resistance.
How that could not make you horny?
yeah nah oi legit boys should i mention that i'll meet her at the station or just message her tomorrow telling her to meet me at the station?
>>53219471
yeah no wuckas mate
>>53219442
If you could get inside a thing which will literally give whatever you want virtually and felt just as real etc. as real life... I don't even know, sounds pretty good ngl.
>>53219471
m8 australians literally abbreviate abbreviations and slang because theyre too much effort to say
just go with the flow
got pressured into buying a big issue off a romanian girl outside londis lads
wanted to say no but she was a qt
why must the jfs use this psychological warfare
>>53219251
Germany will literally be a non white country in our lifetime
http://newobserveronline.com/germany-nonwhites-majority-in-one-generation/
>He goes on to point out that figures released by the German Federal Office for Migration and Refugees (Bundesamt für Migration und Flüchtlinge, or BAMF), show that the nonwhite invaders are almost exclusively limited to people aged between 20 and 35 years of age, or even younger.
>The official Federal Statistical Office currently counts some 15 million people in this age group in Germany, he continues, adding that the “proportion of people with an immigrant background in this age group is about 3.5 million people.”
>In other words, the current native—European—German population aged between 20 and 35, excluding the new wave of invaders, stands at 11.5 million people.
>The fact that that are currently only 11.5 million European Germans in the 20- to 30- year-old age group means that by 2020—just four years away—white Germans will be an outright minority in this age category.
>“You have to think ahead 30 years. If the majority, that is, more than 50 percent of those now living in Germany are elderly, and will have died within that time, it takes no imagination to get an idea of the composition of the future German population.”
>>53219494
>abbreviations
don't you lads call them abbrevos?
WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF DRAVEN
>mum caught me putting my condom in the washing machine
Fuck sake
>>53219504
i bet if you bought all of them she would have shagged you
>>53219504
i only ever see abos selling them which is always surprising
>>53219526
cut the crap mate or i'll give you a floggin so hard my hand will ache till next thursdee
>>53219494
seen
Would you be king inside the matrix or live your own life in reality?
>>53219527
oce:d1 = euw:g1
>>53219523
Fucking hell, send them back ffs!
https://www.fb.com/322690241159996/videos/vb.322690241159996/892098164219198/?type=2&theater
should i have a wank now?
i am most definitely going to have one later at about 9/10pm
>>53219551
yeah nah dont fucken seen zone me you fucken dog
>>53219547
>cut the crappo mate or i'll give you a floggo so hard my hando will ache till next thursdo
>>53219504
Should have asked her what she was willing to do for a hot shower and warm bed for the night.
>>53219400
remember when that soft english cunt lost to klitscko
>>53219592
oi brah swing us a duzz ye
>>53219251
The idea that people wouldn't predict there would be some major culture clashes with Arabs and westerners is amazing. In their culture rape and sexual harassment isn't any where near as bad as in the west. So they come to the west seeing Germany as weak and pathetic knowing they would never do it for some western Christians if the roles were reversed, Arabs don't even help other Arabs. They start getting free money and applauses as they arrive in Germany and start raping German women. Why wouldn't they? Clearly Germans are weak and well their women are whores, look at them walking around in skirts and without male guardians.
The true worrying fact is how fast the German Muslim population will rise One million mostly men, let's be generous and say when they send for their families they only request one family member which is their wife. So now two million. Now they're going to do what third worlders do and reproduce so in Syria the birth rate is 3 children per woman, now I personally think they will have more Children when they're being paid to have them in the nice big welfare states of Europe and half of the illegals are not Syrian and are from even higher fertility countries like Nigeria, Somalia etc. but let's just assume they just keep the Syria birth rate of 3 children per woman. So we have 5 million people. A year. The population of Scotland will enter every single year at an extremely conservative estimate. Contrast this with the native European fertility rates and it is a fairly fast replacement of the native population over the next couple generations.
But remember how sad that dead baby photo was ;_;
How do I become australian lads
>>53219585
>>53219628
Steal a loaf of bread
>>53219585
>>53219630
th-that's not how you play football
?????
>BAM! hit them little niggas with a freeze pop
rip mrchicity
>>53219613
*hands u me pouch*
oi roll it urself but
>>53219647
But I'm not british to start with
>>53219628
possess child porn
Doing a poo at work lads
Christmas, lads >>53219649
>>53219669
ye alri cheers m8
wen u on knock off?
making an arrangement
>>53219667
Is he dead?
>>53219694
hristos se rodi!
wanted a cool vintage Yamaha but probably going to end up with a Honda Cb250 :^(
>>53219667
>this shits from egypt and it flips open like this. aint that some cool shit?
>>53219704
yeah oi sack for sure. leg it to the local and play 5 dragons?
>>53219694
Merry Christmas.
>>53219538
>>53219596
idk lads she'd probably nick something from my house
>>53219723
nah just turned into a boring twitter/instagram guy
>>53219733
That sounds like a shit keyboard
gf thinks my penis is small but really she just has a big vagina
>>53219734
foath m8 ill shout first round tho
>>53219799
I was talking about bikes but you probably knew that and said it anyway didnt you I should come over there and bonk your head for that you mischievous c**t
What happens in chatrooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women.
Congratulations. You're all worse than rapists.
>>53219815
robbo that may just be your magnum opus mate
>created account on reddit
>saw thread
>posted this
>So we have a massive over-abundance of young horny men from extremely sexist cultures that have little to no respect for non Muslims that are surrounded by liberal western women wearing over sexual clothes by their standards like jeans. The molestations in Germany are just a preview of what is to come.
>got upvoted to top comment with lots of discussion
>the mods deleted it (43)
Why are leftists so authoritarian?
>>53219387
oi this is fucked you lads have actually left this so long that i pretty much have no choice now but to mention it to her tomorrow
>>53219836
you don't need to do anything to stir anti immigration ideas.
the story itself, of 1000 immigrants attacking native women all around the city speaks for itself 2bh.
>>53219846
>magnum opus
fuck off with your latin you fucking skrub
>>53219896
oi nah cmon haha just whipping out cause i got dux cunt haha faaaaaaaaaaack mate
>>53219846
>magnum opus
haha fucken settle down smart cunt, didn't realise i was drinking with fucken einstein
>>53219851
leftists are extremely tolerant, except when it comes to things they detest.
>>53219884
fuck off, we are not relationship councillors you fucking cunt
Just had a wet dream lads. I actually woke up as i was cumming and thought i was pissing myself.
I use the pullout method in dreams btw.
>>53219925
Literally banned for having the wrong opinion.
bit of a nip in the air today
will have to double my socks
>use right wing account to piss off redditors
>go on today
>everyone's redpilled
Looks like I'm gonna have to dust off the good ol' Marxist account :^)
>>53219884
>>53219893
>>53219896
>>53219913
>>53219922
>>53219925
AUSTRALIAN POWER HOUR
(all me btw)
everyone in this thread is intimidated by me
NEED a big black lad to destroy my gf as I watch
>>53219981
SHIT
>>53219981
racist cuck
might go wank me cock on omegle lads
>>53219981
would love to fug a girl with those contacts in
oi lads should i chip away at the gta v story (i've already finished it once) or get started again on the witcher 3 (i got 1/3 of the way through before my comp crashed)?
Anyone else love squeezing their bellend so it goes really small?
>>53220060
maybe do your homework?
>Tories scrapped flood defence plans because they were 'unaffordable' admits Downing Street
>Millions spent on immigrants
>Millions spent on foreign aid
>>53219981
B I G
L A D S
A
C
K
>>53218771
pretty bold claim
>>53220078
wouldnt say "love"
>>53220107
Billions*
listening to good music
unlike you
cunts
listening to doom jazz
go ahead and fedora quote this. i have made my bed and i will sleep in it.
>>53220202
fux sakes u cunt now we're going to get double fedora'd
>>53220166
but you do it though?
evenin gentlemen
The EU banned dredging rivers so the flooding is literally the EUs fault.
>>53220202
Bohren? The genre sounds gay but it's just slow, moody jazz, nothing wrong with it
>>53220273
haha yeah for sure lad! this lad haha! *points to this lad* everyone this fucking WEAPON! he just ------gets------ ------it------
*start sobbing because we'll never meet*
>>53220263
is there anything ukippers won't blame the EU for?
dropping 4chan references with my mate
i am, he isn't. it's very one sided.
>For the first time in six years the number of people seeking asylum in the UK has surpassed 5,000 per month, according to new figures.
>In October, some 5,095 applicants and their dependents made claims to settle in Britain, according to information released by the EU’s data agency. The number is the highest since January 2009, the Press Association reports.
Remember when Dave said he was going to reduce immigration?
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw9ZaxtCc
What do we do about the MPs the bonuses lads?
>>53219836
>German women
Honestly not too bothered about it. German women have no morals and are infamous cuck makers. Most of them have no sense of monogamy.
>>53220374
tbf just because they applied doesn't mean they'll be accepted
they probably will though
just did a wake up
>>53220406
How come Muslim kids in UK fast when they dont in Muslim countries? Its meant to be the adults
Yesterday I dreamed I was gay, i never had an erection with boys, or another gay thing...
i don't know if i'm bi or just was a bad dream
i jerk off my dick with hetero porn and with lesbian porn
what am i?
>>53220409
keep voting for the tories because they have our best interests at heart
Hate the Tories
Hate Labour
Don't believe UKIP's shtick
Think Green are completely bonkers
what do I do?
new g card lads
NINE EIGHTY
>>53220470
government doesn't decide mps pay anymore, a quango does
>>53220439
Yeh but while the decide whether to accept them or not they are in the UK. And they just vanish into the aether.
We have a major problem in the UK with illegal immigrants who are failed asylum seekers the authorities can't find to deport.
>>53220489
BNP lad
>>53220497
I saw on TV how they found some illegal immigrants working in a restaurant, but they can't be deported back to their own country as they have no ID or anything - so how do they know where to deport them?
>>53220492
What a complete waste of money
>>53220514
The BNP is literally like /pol/ the party, not too fond of it
I'm curious about the Lib Dems but every seems to hate them for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R3qMrNMSRY
>>53220549
Lib dems are literal cuckold liars
>>53220573
>literal cuckold
see everyone just gives me vague reasons to dislike them 'they're weak', 'they're pansies', 'they're cuckolds'
but why?
>liars
interesting how did they lie?
>>53220489
The CPB lad.
Hola mi nombre es que no se puede hacer en el mapa de negocios en el centro y no requiere registro de empresas
Yesterday I dreamed I was gay, i never had an erection with boys, or another gay thing...
i don't know if i'm bi or just was a bad dream
i jerk off my dick with hetero porn and with lesbian porn
what am i??
>>53220492
If it's not the TI, ya dun goofed.
>>53220492
>not waiting for Pascal
way to go champ
>>53220492
Good lad
>>53220549
>I'm curious about the Lib Dems but every seems to hate them for some reason.
It's cause arrogant students thought they were the student party
>UGGGHH WHY DIDNT THEY REMOVE TUITION FEES UGHHGHGHG
>>53220549
'third way party' unashamedly pro-europe and pretends to be classically liberal ie against cctv identity cards surveillance etc
>>53220609
Bit gay lad
>>53220596
they had no significant influence on tory policy last government so the high hopes people had for them came to nothing, that's why people consider them weak
>>53220596
They're spineless immigrant and EU lovers
>>53220609
In denial.
>>53220596
Are you 13?
Main one that angers people is them straight up saying they will not let tuition fees be increased to get voted in then just let tution fess get increased once they got their foot in the door. Couldn't give a fuck about tution fees, don't like liars
>>53220609
Horny and desperate.
>>53220524
What language they speak? What ethnicity they are?
>>53220533
I got it for free lad.
I refund all my shit from amazon
Are there any political parties which aren't spineless cuckolds?
>>53220637
people have been saying they're weak since I was a child though.
>>53220633
>pro-europe
so am I?
>classically liberal
I am as well?
How are they pretending to be classical liberal? Why are they not actually classically liberal?
>>53220631
Yes I remember that, but I tihnk even Labour were going to raise tuition.
>>53220668
How?
>>53220673
No
>>53220643
but never i was atracted to boys... i jerk off my dick with qts blondes and latinas...
>>53220668
What? How do you refund then also keep the item?
>>53220673
Jeremy Corbyn
>>53220673
Liberty GB
Britain First
BNP
>>53220673
you can't have principles in high politics
corbyn's principled and he gets shit for it daily.
>>53220673
Think about the kind of person who cares about politics
Now imagine the kind of person who would actually make a career around it
>>53220614
>implying I care
>>53220618
>implying I care
>>53220639
I'm for the EU personally, but I didn't really know that LibDems were that pro-immigration or anything.
>>53220644
Yes I remember that.
Sort of want Germany, Sweden and the EU to collapse due to migration desu.
>>53220684
>pro-europe
>so am I?
Rasheed
trying to cop a root off /soc/ lads
isn't going well so far
>>53220684
Not the point. It's going in live TV and saying if you get in government it will not happen, then it immediately happening. What's the point of voting for someone like that
>>53220699
>>53220709
>Let's make politics fairer and kinder :)
>Sacks a shit ton of people in the great purge
>Others resign in protest
>>53220750
i was trying to do that earlier but fuck me is it depressing
they all look like scummy cunts
>>53220701
>THERE IS A WHITE GENOCIDE AND ONLY OUR PARTY WILL STOP IT
Liberty Memes
>LETS WALK INSIDE A MOSQUE AND THEN WALK OUT AGAIN
Britain Meme
>LETS GIVE 3RD GENERATION IMMIGRANTS SOME MONEY TO CONVINCE THEM TO MOVE TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY, EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN EARN THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THE UK FOR SEVERAL YEARS BY WORKING
B MEME P
>>53220720
Me too, Fuck Germany. Sweden I could care less about.
>>53220684
>How are they pretending to be classical liberal?
Because they're not anti EU. If they cared about classic liberalism they'd want to run as far away from the EU as possible.
>>53220718
>I didn't really know that LibDems were that pro-immigration or anything.
They never talk about immigration therefore they're pro immigration.
can one of you retards I've been entertaining for the last few hours get your carer to sign off on my community service sheet? I'm doing care in the community
>>53220764
>Sacks a shit ton of Tory-lite professional politicians
FTFY
>>53220759
true, well I didn't vote for the LibDems perhaps because of this, so who do I vote for, if I have liberal ideals.
>>53220732
I've worked in Europe, I really enjoyed it over there.
>>53220764
i like how when corbyn does a reshuffle it gets compared with stalinist purges but when anyone else does a reshuffle it's just a normal thing
get over yourself lad
>>53220596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDjRZ30SNo
>>53220806
>I've worked in Europe, I really enjoyed it over there.
Rasheed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35248798
Wew lads, I'm glad we've allowed China to buy so much of our infrastructure
>>53220806
Corbyn has his leftist arse gaping ready for you to enter
>>53220768
the girls or the guys
>>53220846
everyone
>>53220832
我一个欢迎我们的新中国的统治者
>>53220805
>>53220812
>everyone I dislike are tory-lites
then at next election
>w-why did no one vote corbyn WAAAAH 5 MORE YEARS OF TORIES
>Private companies can run our infrastructure much better than the government can
>That's why we're selling all our infrastructure to companies owned by foreign governments
>>53220689
>>53220692
>he doesn't get all his shit for free
laffin
>>53220887
TELL US HOW YOU FAT FUCK
>>53220887
THIS ONE INSANE TRICK THAT CAN GET YOU AN iPAD for £1 CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW
>>53220863
This. Lefties surround themselves with lefties and abuse anyone who has a different opinion until they keep quiet then when election time comes they are shocked
>b-but everyone i know voted leftist Cuck like me!
The lefty bubble is real
It should be interesting when the Chinese buy our military.
>>53220887
(have a method)
>>53220863
Nice ad hominem.
Are right wingers even capable of rationally defending their primitive, reactionary ideologies?
>>53220863
>I can't understand why the tories won?! >#votelabour was trending!!
>>53220887
Sending this to amazon. They can tell who you are from the barcodes. Enjoy prison
fuck lads forgot about the big fat quiz of the year for 2015
brb
>>53220887
>fitbit
what a waste of money, got my mum to return the one she got me for christmas and put the money towards a new washing machine for herself bless her
>>53220900
>>53220905
>>53220919
I literally LITERALLY do have a method
>voting for a party that thinks you can support uncontrolled immigration with masses of printed money
>voting for a party that sides with pakis
>voting for a party that sides with terrorists
>voting for a party that wants to surrender the falklands and northern ireland
>voting for a party that endorses gender segregation and a maximum wage
>>53220854
really just want to put my dick in something to say I did it tbqh
