If i was born in USA i would have:
>car
>money
>good paying job
>safe clean streets
>hot blonde girlfriend
>access to the latest technologies
>a big house near the beach
Instead i was born in Brazil, so i'm:
>poor
>born near a slum
>sewage pipes are all clogged and the entire street smells like shit
>need to have a 2 meters tall fence with electric wires
>local drug lord forces me to pay a fee
>no gf because Brazilian girls hate white skin
>neighbor blasts funk at max volume 24/7
>no police patrol
>police department closes at 19:00PM, so at night the city belongs to criminals
Kill yourself. It's a win-win deal.
>>53200763
>le buttfrustrated fat virgin
Yes everything would be different if not for (insert excuse here).
>>53200763
>car
no
>money
no
>good paying job
no
>safe clean streets
god no
>hot blonde girlfriend
in your dreams
>access to the latest technologies
no
>a big house near the beach
again, in your dreams
Fuck off.
>>53200763
Feels good to live in the west tbqhwy
>>53200763
I have everything you said, not even rich.
>>53201108
>not even rich.
But definitely richer than 80% of Brazilians and probably ten times wealthier than me.
>born in Australia.
Genders roles so strict that if I wear anything other than a crew neck and jeans I get people calling me a fag or dyke and threatening to bash me.
I'd understand if it was in school. But adults should know better than to approach strangers and threaten violence
>>53201237
>image.jpg
Dumb phone posters.
>>53201199
How do you have money for internet connection?
>>53200763
Actually, cars are being valued less by the younger generations here. Public transit is becoming more popular, and people would rather spend money on a new phone than a car.
>>53201311
>shitposting in an uncomfortable chair when you could be shitposting in bed
Yeah we're the dumb ones.
>>53201465
>he doesn't have a laptop
>>53201465
If you have a smartphone, you are a normie. If you are a normie, you should not be posting here. The quality of 4chan would increase tenfold if phone posting was banned.
>>53201401
My brother works for internet company so he gives it for free for me.
But i have to post from an Pentium 3 600 mhz with 256mb of ram. It's the only way i can access the internet to look at pictures of USA and Europe.
>>53201620
Why don't you ask your local drug lord if he has any jobs for you?
I visited Brazil and went to a favela in Sao Paulo. Everyone I met there had a car, money, hot girl, access to latest technology, a good house all be it in a shitty area. They were all happy.
FUCK YOU OP. BRAZIL WITH WHITE SKIN IS LIFE ON EASY MODE.
>>53201620
Post a picture of your living room with a timestamp
I'm 99% sure that reincarnation is a thing, so just re-roll.
>>53201858
Because i'm a pale nerd. I stand out like a sore thumb. He would probably shoot me or laugh.
>>53201897
Come to Porto Alegre. I'll show you the Vila dos Papeleiros, which i live nearby. You will regret everything in your life.
>>53201620
I know its bait but I fuck it.
How the fuck could anything work on that config?
I got like 12x more ram memory on my fucking phone!
>>53200763
The shoe shine guy at my office works here six months a year to pay for his car and beach house in Brazil.
Just sayin'.
>>53202038
POST A PICTURE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM WITH A TIMESTAMP FAGGOT
>>53202346
He could be using something really lightweight, like Tinycore Linux, which was designed to keep toasters like that alive longer.
>>53201199
Didn't we have a discussion about middle class on another board yesterday or the day before?
>>53202346
I had a computer a little bit better in 2002. I could even play gta vice city with lags.
>>53200763
>money
>good paying job
Only if you're well-connected and lucky
>hot blonde girlfriend
90% of hot girls are already taken though
>>53200763
>no gf because Brazilian girls hate white skin
really?
>>53202825
If you're a local and poor, yes.
They want white gringos or rich people of any color.
Born on this island
>everything is mundane
>want more out of life
>stuck here
>>53200763
>>no gf because Brazilian girls hate white skin
>>53200763
If i was born in Switzerland I would have:
>car
>money
>good paying job
>safe clean streets
>hot blonde girlfriend
>access to the latest technologies
>a big house on a mountain
But I was born in Italy and moved to Switzerland after graduation, so I have
>car
>money
>good paying job
>safe clean streets
>hot Asian girlfriend
>access to the latest technologies
>a nice apartment on a mountain
>If I were born in Brazil I'd know jiu-jutsu and would probably have tried anal
See OP? The grass is always greener on the other side.
>>53203066
I like this post.
>>53202882
Actually yes.
Every white guy i know is married to a black woman, because no one else wants them.
>>53202825
I would say that very pale skin is frowned upon, yes. Talking about males of course.
>>53201620
>But i have to post from an Pentium 3 600 mhz with 256mb of ram
you must be really poor
most people here are using pentium 4 at minimum
At least you got qts
>>53200763
If I was born in USA I would have:
>car
>money
>good paying job
>safe clean streets
>hot blonde girlfriend
>access to the latest technologies
>a big house near the beach
Instead I was born in a not-shit family in Mexico, so I have:
>car
>money
>good paying job
>safe clean streets
>hot white, green eyed girlfriend
>access to the latest technologies
>a normal-sized house near the beach
>>53201011
Dude, latin america is in the west.
>>53203232
Post a picture of your living room to prove everything you said
Otherwise your are bullshitting
>>53203375
PICTURE WITH WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE A CAMERA!
>>53203133
Lol, I do know jiu jitsu and I fucked a girl in the ass.
>>53203133
I know a bit of jiu jitsu.
And I've tried anal. On myself *creepy smirk*.
>>53203415
How do you not have a camera? What about a phone?
>car
I don't have that, and I decided to buy one right now I probably couldn't afford anything from after 2000.
>money
I'm really lucky that my family is paying for my college, but other than that I don't have money.
>good paying job
Job prospects suck unless you have the right education, and even then there's a lot of competition for the good jobs.
>safe clean streets
Depends a lot on where you live.
>hot blonde girlfriend
Most "blondes" here have dyed hair anyways, and if you can't get a gf in Brazil you won't be able to get one here because that depends way more on your social skills than the country you live in.
>access to the latest technologies
I guess that's the only 100% true one because we don't have near the same protectionism on imports.
>a big house near the beach
Maybe the 1% of the 1% can afford that.
>>53203308
>>safe clean streets
Inside your gated community only.
100% of USA is clean, safe, green and sunny.
>>53203415
What about your notebook? Take a picture with the webcam
>>53200763
I was born in Germany and I have:
>>car
no
>>money
no
>>good paying job
no
>>safe clean streets
kinda, German ghetto isn't so bad
>>hot blonde girlfriend
no
>>access to the latest technologies
no
>>a big house near the beach
no
I've got a better PC than you though, it's an Athlon X2 with 2GB ram
>>53203543
>Job prospects suck unless you have the right education, and even then there's a lot of competition for the good jobs.
This. Unless you went to the right college you're stuck in mediocre jobs for the rest of your life.
>>53203585
It's a desktop.
>>53203415
i thought south brazil was more wealthy than others brazil states
>>53201620
>Pentium 3 600 mhz with 256mb of ram
I honestly doubt this thing can pull modern browsers
My old quad core with 4gig RAM was crashing firefox if I opened too many tabs or watched HD video on youtube.
>>53203661
then use your iphone????
>>53203697
It is.
>DISCLAIMER: I'M NOT FROM THE SOUTHERN STATES.
>>53203702
i have a quad core with 8gb ram and i have opened 80 tabs in firefox and it ran fine
>>53203552
I don't know about detroit
>>53203725
>Come to Porto Alegre. I'll show you the Vila dos Papeleiros, which i live nearby. You will regret everything in your life.
isnt porto alege in the south?
in fact in they most south state
>>53203813
I'm a different anon.
>>53203552
>>100% of USA is clean, safe, green and sunny
>be american
>get shot
>>53203766
it's still a fucking quad core vs Pentium 3 and 256mb of RAM, like holy shit there are web pages that hog more than that
>>53203838
are you OP?
if so, where do you live?
>>53203897
I only open 4chan and google in my computer.
>>53203849
>He doesn't like getting shot
It's the best thing in the world
>>53203915
No m8 I'm a different anon. I'm from São Paulo.
>>53203897
what about yours?
its weird that firefox was crashing
>>53203954
Can confirm. I frequently shoot myself because it feels good.
>>53203986
oh ok
>>53203697
Southeast is the wealthiest region in Brazil.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brazilian_federative_units_by_gross_domestic_product
those are old numbers tho.
>>53203608
I hate the information economy more than anything. People have to be smarter and smarter and have good social skills to provide for themselves. At least there are some good careers for trade schools left for now... I wish we could have the improvements in living standards from the information age without most of the social consequences (mainly us borderline autistic people barely being able to function).
>>53201199
>Sahara countries
>equality
Looks like there's not only single rich Berber there
>>53203997
It's not.
By too many tabs, I meant 200+ and multiple loaded youtube videos.
Firefox is a bitch on memory and I had only 4GB, count out 1.5GB for OS and you're left with less than 2.5GB of free RAM.
Right now I have 80 tabs open (wasn't even aware of it until I actually counted them just now) not even any videos and the fucker is already pulling 1.2GB
>>53204193
Being sociable is important as fuck, gotta get dat networking.
>>53200763
>bullet wound
>>53204297
>Right now I have 80 tabs open (wasn't even aware of it until I actually counted them just now)
you dont have too
if you click to close the window, it will appear another windown asking you if you really want to close it and you will see how many tabs you have
>>53201897
>visited Brazil and went to a favela in Sao Paulo.
Why gringos always want to visit favelas? Stupid death wish
>>53200763
Just form a thrash metal band OP.
>that cosy as fuck generic brazilian thrash clone #534 feeling
>>53203702
You can't watch HD video or even use flash with a PC like that, just surfing works though but bloat is a real problem.
>>53204446
This.
>Muh we don't have these where I'm from
Why don't you value your fucking life, why don't you want to keep living, why do you choose this form of suicide.
>>53200829
this
>>53204297
>Firefox is a bitch on memory
It's not the browser, it's modern websites. They're obscenely huge and every site loads a gazillion JS scripts
>>53204406
It's not asking me that shit for some reason.
Anyway, I closed everything except this one thread and... the borwser is still hogging 630MB
And that's without the OS.
So our Brazilian friend has some truly magical device.
>>53202038
>I'll show you the Vila dos Papeleiros
This is Vila dos Papeleiros.
>>53204594
>It's not asking me that shit for some reason.
weird shit
>>53204594
His browser must work directly from the swap file or something.
>>53203552
The ghetto pretty bad mane
>>53201237
>being a faggot
>>53201897
That's the dilma bucks kicking strong.
>>53204469
I used to have a 366 with 96mb memory in 2006. Shit couldn't run flash proper without lagging.
>>53204844
>15 dollars a month allows favelados to drive BMWs and buy Iphones
Wew, that's totally not the multibillion drug trafficking in the favelas right? Must be Bolsa-familia.
>>53203724
>BR
>iPhone
a legit 6S costs about 2500 dollars here
If i was born in USA :
>I would get shot
>I would be +150kg
>I would only eat burgers
>I would have to choose between voting Bernie or Trump
>I would have to go to the streets with atleast 3 guns
>I would have to buy drugs to chicanos
Instead, i was born in Argentina, so ;
>I'm white
>I'm safe
>I'm healthy
>I can buy good drugs from the closest uruguayan
>I have god-tier meat
>I have plenty of white qts to choose
>>53205287
That's why you buy the Chinese copy and pretends it's the original to impress your friends.
>>53205300
>white
>Argentinian
Pick one
>>53205300
>Argentina
>white
reminder that if you're south from Texas you're a dirty beaner
>>53204844
>50 bucks or so will make you rich and lazy
My favorite meme
And I'm not even a leftard
>>53205125
>Single mothers and bricklayers as well as families, no no, all the residents in favelas are dug traffickers
Are you retarded or just pretending?
>>53205391
Are you aware bolsa familia is only one welfare program right? There are many more grants and benefits other than that.
>>53201237
Bit gay m8.
>>53205819
Then these people are workers, not welfare recipients. And bricklayers can't afford last gen Iphones, despite the fact they earn nearly two times more than the minimum wage.
>>53205847
There isn't. Stop lying monkey.
>>53205960
>And bricklayers can't afford last gen Iphones
Not just bricklayers but also all kinds of labour jobs. Saw a pardo with an iPhone 6 Plus the other day, I couldn't afford that if I saved for three months.
>There isn't. Stop lying monkey.
Shut the fuck up nigger. House, car, furniture, the government can provide all that. Plus there are like 2 or 3 direct benefits in form of money.
Shut the fuck up.
>>53206135
>Saw a pardo with an iPhone 6 Plus the other day, I couldn't afford that if I saved for three months.
They rent it. Dumbass.
http://tecnologia.uol.com.br/noticias/redacao/2014/10/17/jovens-pagam-ate-r-170-por-aluguel-de-iphone-para-ostentar-na-balada.htm
>House, car, furniture, the government can provide all that. Plus there are like 2 or 3 direct benefits in form of money.
What are you even talking about. You ignorant. This is not the Soviet Union. You have to pay for all that. In hundreds of monthly payments, but you still have to pay something or they remove it from you.
>>53202346
>Being this young.
Pic related...
>>53202591
slitaz or Puppy?
>tfw born in safe and rich country
cool
>>53205287
What the fuck? How? In here my 6s plus costed less than a grand.
I live in the US and I'm still a failure, at least you can blame your shortcomings on something
Don't be so hard on yourself
>>53206209
Yeah, at 7AM in the bus on my way to work. Great way to spend the precious time with one.
>You have to pay for all that
No shit dumbass, you still got it, thing you could never afford in a lifetime with a two minimum wage salary.
You're clueless.
>>53206347
Brazil is the most closed economy on earth after North Korea. Government taxes heavily foreign electronics to guarantee they make a profit without having to produce anything.
>>53206347
He is heavily inflating the price. It's $900 at most or R$3600.
>>53206415
What?
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>53206266
>slitaz or Puppy?
Oh, G'day mate. There are versions of Puppy that can work on a machine as old as that if the guy has it HD installed, uses swap and some sort of light weight browser like Slimboat with flash disabled. I know this, because I have a similar system set up exactly like this lying here right now. It uses swap like a motherfucker, but it does work.
Never tried Slitaz.
>>53206491
>$900
>NINE HUNDRED US DOLLARS
>>53206583
Almost nobody buy them tho. Most people prefer Samsung.
>>53206415
How come you are still considered to be one of the next big economies in the world even though you have this kind of retarted system. That really must suck having to pay so much for foreign products and still earn a shit pay.
>>53206491
Now that the real is worth less than toilet paper we can't impress gringos with the high prices anymore.
But don't forget that our wages are also two times smaller when converted to dollar due to the devaluation.
So
Iphone 6s = 869.64 dollars
Brazilian minimum wage = 218.65 US Dollar
It's gonna take a minimum wage Brazilian workers 4 months of starving and living with no water, electricity or internet to buy an Iphone 6s. And i'm not even deducting his wage's taxes. If i did, it would take around 7 months.
>>53206583
It's 650 on the official store. Does 250 make such a big difference?
>>53206574
puppy --toram might work on 256mb - just have to have drivers rather than xorg probably.
>>53206655
Because American economists though Brazil was going to reform during the commodities boom years. Those booming years gave the Brazilian leadership a lot of flexibility to change this and make Brazilian industry competitive, but they didn't do anything.
Now the boom is over and nothing has changed. Brazilian economy is sinking faster than Titanic.
>>53200763
>>car
Yes2 Camry Hybrid HL 2013 model
>>money
Yes
>>good paying job
Yes
>>safe clean streets
Yes
>>hot blonde girlfriend
qt asian gf
>>access to the latest technologies
A thinkpad t420, and a shitty zte phone.
>>a big house near the beach
Live in a apartment in West End, Brisbane, which is even better than the beach.
Living in Straya is fucking awesome
>>53206655
Are you seriously trusting in what brazilian self haters or brazilian communists tell you about our economy in a indonesian cartoon imageboard?
>>53206691
He can divide it in 12 installments of 72 dollars. Put more water in the beans and abrakadabra: now you are living in a favela, BUT you have an iphone. :^)
>>53206851
>BUT you have an iphone
And Brazil still a third world shithole and you're still living in it. What's the point?
>>53200763
>neighbor blasts funk at max volume 24/7
Living the dream la
>>53206816
Just having a conversation
>>53206774
Untill one day a giant spider crawls into your shoe and stings you to death as you are putting shoes on.
>>53206774
>P plates
>technology arrives half a year too late
>even if you do get something early, it'll take 9 days to download thanks to 1 MB/s D/L and data caps
>get shot by muslims
k
>>53206744
>puppy --toram might work on 256mb
No way. The system will either swap even harder, or just flat out hang itself. For a satisfying RAM only system, you need 1 Gb RAM, minimum.
>>53207030
Just one tip for you. If a Brazilian uses the term "communist", you can immediately ignore his entire post. We call them "facebook teenagers". A Brazilian version of /pol/tard.
>>53200763
>>car
02 Holden Rodeo - workute
>>money
Savings
>>good paying job
Run 2 businesses
>>safe streets
Sat night/Sun morning can be a bit rowdy - pub up the road
>>clean streets
street sweeper comes around about once a year - just before rates....
>>hot blonde girlfriend
Brunette wife, strawberry blonde kids
>>access to the latest technologies
debian +xfce gets a shitload more out of this old satellite pro a200 than windows ever could.
>>a big house near the beach
a big house with a pool about 7 min drive from the beach and a couple of rental properties
livin' tha dream pham.
>>53207100
Like I said - you'd need to hunt around for/compile drivers for the vid card (I'm guessing Virge S3 or such like - they're out there) rather than xorg.
Try putting swap on a spare usb key - might save disk r/w
on puppy I think
># blkid
>#nano or vi /etcfstab and pop it in there then
>#swapon /dev/whatever drive id
>>53200763
>car
2010 m6 coupe
>money
Enough
>good paying job
Not yet, still studying
>safe clean streets
My neighborhood is clean, well maintained and full of greenery.
>hot blonde girlfriend
I don't have a gf, but it's my choice not to have one atm. But I'm dating a 9/10 morena
>access to the latest technologies
Yes, I live in Rio, I can find anything here.
>a big house near the beach
I do, in Búzios.
>>53206519
Retarded monkey.
http://brazilianbubble.com/world-bank-brazil-is-officially-the-worlds-most-closed-economy/
http://brazilianbubble.com/heres-how-surprisingly-closed-brazils-economy-is/
>>53207454
Brazilians need not post in this thread. You're not invited.
>>53204285
isn't that what equality is
>>53200829
I don't get why people born in shit holes don't do this more. Seriously, can someone from a shit hole explain this to me. Is sleeping in a mud-hut and eating mudpies better than it's made out to be?
>>53201523
>he doesn't post from his DS
>>53201237
Are those HIV sores?
>>53208080
It's almost as we have build in self preservation instinct or something...
Better than me aren't you Braziliannnn
>>53200763
>car
>money
>good paying job
>safe clean streets
>hot blonde girlfriend
>access to the latest technologies
>a big house near the beach
Not necessarily.
>>53200763
>>no gf because Brazilian girls hate white skin
Can totally relate to that
>>53208839
Canadian guys like it though.
>>53203427
>Lol, I do know jiu jitsu and I fucked a girl in the ass
I thought *every* Brazilian girl liked to be fucked in the ass. No?
>>53203586
>I was born in Germany and I have:
Muslim savages raping women in the streets.
>>53200763
>car
Yeah, cars are cheaper
>money
Depends on the one below
>good paying job
Depends on you, but on average yes
>safe clean streets
Depends on where you live
>hot blonde girlfriend
lol no
>access to the latest technologies
This is probably the only one guaranteed to you.
>a big house near the beach
Probably not
>>53208839
because it's obvious that you're a shut in nerd, if you live in a country with sunny weather you CANNOT be a male with pale skin i bet people tell you " oh you're so pale you should got outside more often" i bet you don't see any normies as pale as u
You know you can just import the latest tech right.
And just start a business to make money.
Stop whining and embrace capitalism.
>>53204621
>This is Vila dos Papeleiros.
No shit! White people live there?
White people in ghettos feels wrong to me.
>>53201460
Same here. São Paulo and now Rio are so crammed up with cars that more and more people are opting for regular or electric bikes or simply going on foot.
>>53202932
Go get the world, Gon.
Dream big and go be a Hunter
>>53206774
Just you fucking wait for me, motherfucker!
>>53209123
>>53209185
I live in Rio. Do the math
>white guy
>Rio
I either go on blakcs (nothing against their race, it's just that they're largely uneducated) or I move to the south as all the white girls who are not into pumped up guys are as shut in as me
>>53209862
You seem to misunderstand, I'm hitting on you.
>>53209229
Some yes. But most are gypsy looking or something weird mix of everything.
>>53201237
who told you to stop posting, faggot?
>>53209185
Actually unless you're a white with model looks and/or not a local, you're fucked here. Mostly because white BR guys are seen as boring and uptight. BR girls like YOLO brown swags bros.
>>53205300
>Argentina
>White
>>53210220
>BR girls like YOLO brown swags bros.
They like med guys or light skinned mixed guys. everything darker than olive skin is fucked.
>>53210535
Keep telling yourself that.
>>53200763
>local drug lord forces me to pay a fee
I don't believe this one
>>53210563
I live in Rio and I'm a normie, I know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>53210604
Rio is just a smaller version of South Africa.
Here in Rio Grande do Sul where everyone is treated as an equal, brown guys are preferred choice of every girl.
>>53200763
>police department closes
rip
>mfw the PC I'm posting on is over $2000
>mfw ~6.5x Brazilian minimum wage just to shitpost and play vidya on
Truly won the lottery
>>53210642
Is that the same woman? How many negroes... Why does she...
Seriously why is she attracted to people who look like apes? I have never understood the fetish at all.
>>53210642
>brown guys are preferred choice of every girl.
My God, it's the same everywhere. There's no escape.
>>53210997
Not him, but even tho I do agree that black features are usually ugly (specially the nose), there are other things as important as looks, personality, sex chemistry, financial means etc... And the guy with the black tshirt is mestizo with southern amerindian, and they usually look very good.
Instead of focusing on the race, think: "Why do some people have ugly partners?", there it is.
>>53210997
No. Each pic is a different woman.
Pic related was my high school crush. Look at her actual boyfriend.
>>53211353
>Pic related was my high school crush. Look at her actual boyfriend.
Cause that's not creepy AF
>>53205300
>thinks he's white
>thinking a third world is safer than the US
>thinks he has white girls
>thinks I buy drugs from chicanos and not clandestine chemists
>>53212062
Argentina is much more safer than the US....hell, if you get out of BA, it's probably as safe as any European country.
>>53200763
>safe clean streets
Not if you live near niggers
>materialistic wealth
If you work your ass off or get lucky
>>53200763
>if I was white I would be superior
>since I am a nigger I am this
I'm a white American and I was
>from the lower class
>raised by single mother
>put through public schooling with bad metal health (bad combo)
>blind as to what I would do in life
Now I'm
>a military veteran
>engaged
>moving my mother into a better house
>a police officer
>not living in the shitty south
Thanks military industrial complex
