>your country
>do you do this with your pizza
>>53197711
no, our pizza is not made of rubber
Yes
It's because I hate the taste of cheese.
>>53197711
only when I feel like it
Only if I'm really hungry and want to eat it asap
>>53197978
I have already reported you, expect a government team in front of your doors in 15min
fug yea
>>53197711
why fold a slice on itself when you can put a slice on top of another slice?
>>53197711
Of course.
>>53197711
sometimes, when i'm really really fucking hungry
>>53198219
On the behalf of the nation I hereby revoke your nationality.
Yes.
>>53198334
t. "i eat pizza with a fork"
>>53197711
>pizza
your stupid if you still call it this
it's 'za
>>53197711
You don't do this
You don't
I didn't even know that was possible.
>>53198447
oi cunt
it's pizzy
STRAYLIA
How the fuck else are you supposed to eat it? Shit would be flopping round everywhere.
>>53198514
let it flop around
>>53198427
>he doesn't eat his pizza with a fork and knife
>>53197711
This is the only way you can eat it without making a mess.
Is this a new meme or what??
There are literally people out there who do this
And there are literally people who do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, use oregano on their pizza
Fucking hell
>>53198514
with fork and knife?
>>53197711
only Jew Yorkers do that
>wanting a mouthful of crust
>>53198062
>Slavic response time
Pineapple on pizza is the best.
>>53198620
Lick the pussy of a hooker.
Wait a few weeks.
????
Profit
>>53197711
this is something only new yorkers specifically do. then they brag about their "superior pizza"
>>53198726
>he doesn't put peanutbutter jelly on his pizza
Are you even free?
>>53198620
>he makes pizza like a Bosnian
>>53198570
Pizza is a poor man's meal, it is not eaten with your silverware, Alojzij
Not possible with brazilian pizza m8
My german fellows are always BTFO
if they see me cutting my pizza with a kitchen scissor???
>>53198660
>the american cheese police are all poles
not suprising tвh faм
>>53198794
Master race scissor pizza cutter reporting in.
How do you guys eat your ice cube pizza. I heard the Germans cut it with a scissor.
>>53198794
I just imagined someone with sandals and socks with the "appropriate" fishing hat, walking into Kaufland, going to the "Nonfood" section and buying one of those absurd kitchenware things that mindbogglingly simplifies already simple kitchen actions, and that arrive with instructions on use
>>53198588
lel fag
>>53198885
wtf familyman, with a scissor?
>>53198765
>Pizza is a poor man's meal
pleb tibi videntur esse, luxatis per circuitum MM annis
>>53197711
if you can do that, it means the crust is not correct
>>53198885
jesus christ that lard filled "hand"
go on a diet you fatso
>>53198618
This
It's a New York thing
>>53197711
depends on the pizza
>>53197711
yes, but the crust cracks in a few places so it's not like a calzone, just easier to handle.
that crust must be really shitty if you can completely bend it.
>>53198618
where american pizza came from
>>53198966
It's an established fact, it doesn't appear to me, you or your mother, Alojzij
Depends on the pizza, if its a new york slice then yes, it also makes it easier to dip
>>53198789
>Onions on a pizza
>>53197711
Literally never.
I do the thing where you put 2 slices on top of each other and eat the, at the same time though...
Also why does America sell its pizza in individual slices?
>>53197711
>flimsy, soft crust
Disgusting.
>>53197711
Yes
>>53199221
Red Onion on a pizza <3
This is what real New York pizza looks like. Not that fake Domino's or Papa John's poo
>>53199221
Nice shit taste bro
>>53199311
What makes a pizza a new york or Italian pizza?
>>53199100
Its seeems you eat quiches instead of pizza.
>>53199311
Seems delicious
>>53197711
Try to eat a real pizza like that I dare you
did someone say
[spoiler]Little Caesar's?[/spoiler]
>>53199311
>missing cheese
City of Jew York!
>>53199471
Only if you're poor.
>>53199411
Good luck with diabetes
>pizza so thin you can fold it
baka desu senpai
>>53199567
Good luck without diabetes.
>>53199225
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>53197711
No but If I do get PIzza from a shop I usually eat it two slices at a time by eating them like a sandwich
That being said I mostly make my own Pizza which has a thin crispy base
> There are people in this very thread that eat pizza with fork and knife
> There might be even people that put ketchup on their pizza
>>53199557
>I'm willing to pay $15 for the same pizza, just to show people i'm not poor
How does mayo on pizza taste?
>>53198172
Vafan äter du för pizza?
Vanlig pizza i sverige är mjukare än den i bilden.
>>53199762
A bit like mayonnaise on a pizza.
>>53199740
Little Caesar's tastes like shit. Why would you waste money on terrible pizza?
>>53198514
Roll it up. Pizza in Sweden can't even be eaten like that because it's too soft.
>>53199762
Depends If you put it on top of the Pizza or whether you mix it through the tomato base
If you put it on top It tastes how'd you think ie; shit
If you thoroughly mix it through the tomato base it tastes amazing
>>53198794
It's so much better than a knife.
>>53199221
>he doesn't eat Fugazzeta
Fun fact: the reason why this works can be shown by one of Gauss' results in differential geometry (theorema egrerium)
>>53198447
a'pizz
>>53199311
still looks like garbage
Deep dish pizza is the only reason I would go visit the states.
>mfw I see people put ketchup on pizza
>>53199311
>mozzarella looks like fried egg
It's overcooked and it certainly isn't mozzarella di bufala.
>>53200202
your face when brazilians put ketchup AND MAYONNAISE on the pizza
>>53200202
>yfw Brazilians put a full roast chicken on their pizza.
>frequent /int/
>frequent /ck/
>all the threads are slowly becoming the same
>american/yuro flamewars everywhere
>subject matters surrounding the flamewars are more narrow by the day
It's slowly coming to an end, lads. I'm going to reddit soon.
>>53199221
you take a look at that fucking monstrosity and your PROBLEM is the onions? really? fucking reallly?
>>53200480
>slowly coming to an end, lads
>join date 2015
>>53200671
lamo I've been here for 6 years. I know the sayings about hindsight, but this crossboard shitposting is becoming more and more frequent.
>>53198514
Using two hands.
>>53199826
Better than Pizza Hut.
No I eat it with knife and fork
>foreigners don't put ketchup in their pizzas
>>53200971
t. waiter at the one restaurant on Lokrum
>>53197711
I roll it up and then eat it.
>thin
>>53197711
^cunt
depends on the slice. Some places do an alright NY style slice that is both massive and thin - those get folded. Some places have a thicker, or crispier crust - those get eaten the way god intended. Some places make a mean Chicago-styled pizza-stuff casserole pie - those are generally a cutlery kind of thing.
>>53199970
Of all the name fags these days I hate you the most
>>53197711
If the slice is big, yeah.
>>53197711
Only if it's really floppy.
>>53197711
Anyone who does this should be shot.
>>53202364
You're everywhere
>>53197711
sometimes
>>53198789
kek asshole
>>53198789
Top kek. Do they deliver?
pizza is a fast food initially served and made for peasants. poor people didnt fucking have plates or silverware to eat a pizza.
>>53204774
Hahaha, lies! Everybody knows korea doesn't have nor has it had at any point in time any poor people.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53200928
Bait
LC is only good on the fact that you get what you pay for at a better value
>Thin, rubbery crust
disgusting. I bet you don't even make your own pizza.
>>53198514
I don't know. I remember Neapolitan pizza is like a soup on bread so you don't have a choice if you eat it with your hands at home or whatever.
>>53197711
yes, I usually cut it with scissors.
(of course I use them specifically to cut food)
