I'm not sure where to post this but maybe you guys can help me
I'm going to be fighting a Chinese kid at my university on Friday and i've never been in a fight before. I'm white, over 6 feet and about 200 pounds and this Chinese kid is like 5'10" and 210 pounds
I'm pretty scared since I don't react well in stressful situations. So, how exactly do I fight well and win? Lots of people will be there to watch, so I don't want to look like an idiot
Anime
Anime
Anime
anime~
Just go ape shit on him and beat the piss out of him. There's no science to it
Anime
everywhere i am, i must also coward hit
>>53169649
>not putting Anime
For shame
anime
>>53169557
Fighting in Uni
>What is this fucking highschool?
You've dug yourself into a hole you can't get out of. At this stage, your only hope is that this Rinky Dink is even worse than you are.
>>53169729
aniki he also said 210 pound chinese "kid" say something to him aniki
>>53169668
>not dog shot
>not an nz flag
Anime
No but for real, the most important thing is to get rid of your fear.
Fear makes you hesitate and hesitation gets your ass knocked out.
Don't stand around talking shit trying to put it of like all the retards in the youtube clips. Just go in, aim for the head and be determined to do damage.
You should also probably learn how to throw a decent punch. And remember to put your weight into it and imagine that you're going to punch through his fucking head instead of stopping short as soon as your reach him and in that way lose force in your hit.
>no hesitation
>no mercy until he's on the ground
>put your weight into it
>aim for his face and try to hit the air behind his head just going straight through
Follow this advice and you'll be fine
>>53169840
That's not progressive though. Shouldn't he take the BCC instead?
>>53169924
Yeah sorry
Please don't call the tolerance police
>>53169557
Okay look. I shall teach you the ways of the eight leaves.
*unsheathes twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... funny..... *turn my back to you and chuckle* but... not as funny as whats about to happen now! *unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance*
*BLOOP*
*stealth kills*
*walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune*
*comes up behind you and stabs you in the back* Hahaha, now that power is mine! *becomes engilfed in a bright light* It feels so powerful! *unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy* You Will Pay For Your Insulence!*teleports around and shoots beams at you* You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*
*sucks the head and tickles the shaft with my tongue* HA I bet you weren't expecting to come that quickly you FAGGOT *swallows the come and uses its energy to power up* You're finished! *teleports into the air* Just die!! *crashes into you with a fierce flaming kick*
>>53169557
>don't want to look like an idiot
too late
>53169557
Stare at him serious, close to him.
Wait a reaction. Make him scared is your best bet. Take with you a lot OF friends. If you need to fight try to slap him hard on his face and
take a knife with you just in case
>>53170075
>bring a lot of friends
>and bring a knife
Gypsy detected
dont you just hate it when you reach for your air conditioner remote and you fling it across your desk accidentally
>>53169557
>>53169729
Fucking this.
That's what American "Universities" are like?
>fighting
>in uni
where the fuck are you?
Put on a japanese military uniform
This triggers really bad spastic reactions from them through DNA PTSD. With any luck he should be down on the ground from the mental shock
Tell him that you are gay and that fights turn you on.
