KAT edition
cara
GOOD edition
good edition
crayon pop
Jog on yank
Twat
>>53145548
kick ass torrents edition?
fp
decent torrents on their tbf
Azusa
good EDITION
>>53145596
what
Cara's an SJW feminist skank with no ass no hips and no tits
Maisie is an ugly dog
>>53145613
wish i could rub my cock into every hole on caras body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6RGXGgTr6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT1NHOMPt8
>>53145629
>ass
foy
>>53145642
I need to fart but I can't
i miss /piigs/ lads
>>53145629
kill all taigs edition
>>53145656
this desu
>>53145629
>ass
its kick arse torrents
>>53145656
>ass
Fuck off yank
>only a few slices of bread left
>mum is away out
>hide the bread in my room so I can have toast tomorrow morning after my mum has left for work
No toast for her though...
>>53145693
oh
iktfl (i know the feel lad)
>>53145738
your conscious is going to catch up to you and you will feel bad
undo this treachery at once
>>53145652
Wow, British culture fucking sucks then
postman syndrome right now
>>53145738
DEVILISH
how much would you pay for this?
>>53145693
stop replying to that retard
>>53145738
haha
>>53145738
Toast wanker loves his fucking toast
who /celeb big brother/ on channel 5?
>>53145691
Oh, sorry about that
.22 bullets? sounds very quiet
big fat quiz lads
>>53145828
ÂŁ20 a night?
>>53145828
>british architecture
What do you put in a toaster?
>>53145768
>>53145770
>>53145796
>>53145809
what is going on
you know yanks arent british right? only countries allowed are uk, ireland, australia, new zealand and some of canada
the job search is grim
>>53145828
a fiver and a bag of tayto puffs before they apparently became shit (apparently theyre thin and tasteless now)
>>53145738
toast wanker
>>53145856
You know it lad. Wonder if there is a live thread on /tv/.
At the station lads
Choo Choo!
>>53145904
WILLY FANNY AND POO
>>53145656
shes got fine tits 2bf
kpop desu lads
>>53145906
america is more british than ireland
Literally fuck this wagecuck shite lads.
Up at 6, get in at 6. Gotta sleep now so I can get up again
Fuck
>Jobs that require you to greet clients
I have no chance due to being ugly as fuck, not fair
>>53145924
High Test coming through.
>no kyaryposter bf
>>53145986
>needing more than 4-5 hours sleep on week days
poof
>>53145906
have you even been to /cum/
not even memeing, that thread is depressing
>>53145906
bongs have been awfully hostile this week
>>53145945
>>53145856
chelsea peretti is on it. She'd get it.
>>53145945
don't think so lad
>>53145963
>no nipple
>>53145997
>Tfw my job is to be nice to important people and greet p
Kill me
>>53146019
Do a kyary post lad
>Noel 'noun made of verbs' Fielding
shut it down
Onii-chan, poteito!
>>53145906
people keep replying to yank OPs and responding to them in the thread so they're never going to fuck off.
Having a Kinder bueno
Would literally rather work as a cleaner than sitting in front of spreadsheets all fucking day
Can't wait until next season, Klopp will have raised the fitness levels of the players so much that we can gegenpress like fuck for 90 minutes and play like we did against City every match.
That, coupled with the expected large investment, means that next year will quite literally be our year.
Mentally ill ABL replies will *not* be replied to however your (You)s are welcomed. Thanks.
>>53145986
night
>>53145846
M-Me
>>53146026
I have to drive in the pitch black an hour on the motorway to work
I cba killing myself.
It's not some retard shop job it actually requires thought
>>53146040
I liked her before I watched her Netflix special, mostly flops and sjw dead horse jokes
>tfw cat was climbing the edge of my desk
>tfw she fell off from pretty high up and her hand got caught on a wire
;_;
>>53146074
good man desu
>>53146093
>flopp
>>53146079
So you have literally zero skills
Lmao
>>53145986
>Up at 6, get in at 6
it's so fucking cold in my flat I can see my breath lads but I can't afford to put the heating on
hahahahahaha
>Big Fat Quiz made a Muhammed joke
Jimmy Carr's feeling brave
Noel Fielding is literally played out and needs to fuck off forever.
>>53146058
You're just a motorcycle made out of jealousy
LOOK AT MY WEIRD CLOTHES
>>53146153
>londoners
>>53146093
are the men going to kick the ball again? are they going to kick it hard?
>>53146165
>inb4 formal apology to all muslims
>>53146147
Get in as in get home mate, keep up
>>53146093
excellent post
>>53146130
Your cats more of a klutz then you
>>53146146
No twat, I have a masters. I sit in front of spreadsheets all day. Now run along worm.
>>53146130
>hand
>Yank education
I went to a play yesterday it was a performance of "Dog in the Manger" which is supposed to take place in Italy but they casted black people to play all of the roles.
Anyways what does /brit/ think of negros playing roles of europeans in historical fiction?
>>53146054
no its not the same if i do it
Doing a stir fry
TOAST WANKER LOVES HIS TOAST
vocaroo yourself trying to do jimmy carr's voice lads.
>>53146209
So I see I was correct
>>53146106
I'll probably have a look and do a few posts if there is nothing else to do
>Little Mix
Would spaff on all their bums tÍśbh
>>53146093
Score.lad?
listening to the janny man
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06tqt1p
>>53146240
Alright this is costing me valuable mobile data lad
>>53146275
1-0 'pool, scored by New Sterling
the janny got me again lads, been nice knowing you
dont even know who the bird with jack "me dad got me this job" whitehall is
>>53146330
Well that's just sterling!
>>53146225
Not immensely fussed desu.
well?
Periodically shouting "COME ON STOKE" down the stairs to get back at my step-dad.
He's getting rustled but he doesn't want to come up the stairs and miss the match.
Brooklyn 99 bird, whilst fit, is going to be Mel B tier
Genuinely not laughed once so far in this quiz.
Giving it until half past then I'm chucking it.
i get severely bullied at university
>>53146394
>most
not all
the other are just in the right
>i dont want the punt back
>>53146412
mel b is attractive
>>53146394
Maybe feminists should do something about that instead of alienating them further by mocking them, eh Sarah?
having a wank to black girls
Watching "Saved" now desu. Bit like 999
>>53146394
>Goth
>Hammer and sickle next to name
DISGARDED
>>53146447
I meant comedy/participation. She was on this show and horrifically unfunny
>>53146426
what kind of fanny do you need to be to get proper bullied in an adult environment
you'd have to deserve it
>>53146394
haha got umm xD
>>53146394
why cant people just be egalitarian? why do they have to crusade for one demographic only? so fucking divisive and ultimately useless.
Things are going real horrorshpw
Big fat quiz thread is live and kicking MIGRATE:
>>>/tv/64520226/
>>>/tv/64520226/
>>>/tv/64520226/
>>>/tv/64520226/
>>53146328
appreciate the sentiment but youre not one of them
therefore, as said previously its not the same
begone
>>53146521
I am though you stupid fucking dog
did i fuck up somehow or does channel 4 do more than a simple ip check for georestrictions?
>>53146394
>>53146153
Hahaha sounds like my Flat lad.
>>53146505
>i want equal rights for equal genders, m'lady
Stoke literally can't beat a defence made up of an old black man and a 5'8 Brazilian midfielder
>>53146558
Yeah something like that
https://www.filmon.com/tv/channel-4
Even though it's low quality, it'll let you watch HD for five minutes before kicking you to that
>>53146520
nice link you mong
>>53146394 Says the weird lonely pale girl who works at Tesco lmao @ her life
Literally JUST tier
>>53146520
>watching scripted unfunny lowest common denominator shite
bluepilled pleb. your 3rd eye is superglued shut.
>>53146552
how about some respect with the amount we give your shite country?
tfw can't filter namecunts on my phone
>>53146394
doesn't she have 100,000 tweets or some absurd amount? some life she has. she's a female fedora.
>bluepilled pleb. your 3rd eye is superglued shut.
>>53146550
currylad is that you
and why are you posting from an apple product this is a queer turn of events
>>53146655
>ireland
>allying perfidious albion
>mfw
Int it funny when people talk about 'democracy' under capitalism as if it's actually 'democracy'. Damn U got some waking up to do.
>>53146704
>gif
fuck off
>>53146716
Its an android you daft cunt
>>53146732
JOY
>>53146402
I hope he comes upstairs and fucks you up
These commies actually idolise Cuba
>yanks
>>53146825
how do yanks say rural?
>>53146493
I dont know but its pretty bad
before christmas they made me put on a white beard and then took turns slapping me across the face to give me 'rosy red cheeks'
>>53146860
rurrrl
>>53146825 TWOT
>>53146862
>watching that unfunny pleb shit
fucking hell
>>53146742
lmako
che xD
Reminder that white people can't be racially abused
wew wahey! BLIMEY! CORRRR!! SHEEEESSSH!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>53146912
be honest, how are you spending this evening then?
>>53146825
>Huitzilopochtli
>English
>>53146912
>getting upset by what other people do with their time
cool
>>53146860
i say roo-rahl persoanl
>>53146977
writing an essay
lads i've got to go to the jobcentre tomorrow but i havent filled out the booklet, does it take long?
only been once before and that was before christmas, still havent told me if i'm gonna get any money or not
>>53146860
rurrl
i say roo-ruhl
>>53146971
sorry lads didn't mean to post this i was just pissed off about debts
>>53146825
>floccinaucinihilipilification
excellent word
>reading this unfunny pleb shit
Fucking hell
>>53147005
>being a student
should have known from your arrogance
>>53147020
well its more like ruhr-ull
>>53146899
We saw it and just assumed it rhymed with "u wot".
me on the right
>>53146967
shopped as fuck
Watching who wants to be a millionaire
And the cunts doesn't known Hamburg isn't on the river rhine screaming at the tv
rrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllll
>>53146959
Why do all these commie whores look like dogs?
>>53146765
dropped like a brick shithouse
also to let you know im using the st george flag for the present. last night another lancs came on, i wouldnt mind but i found his posts atrocious; therefore i was left with No Other Choice but to disassociate myself with the flag until his posting frequency has been established
>>53147086
Bet you only know that cos of Fifa or summat
>>53147051
and you're still a pleb. sorry mate.
Always stare at chinks girlfriends as they walk past hahah what u gonna do yellow boi
>>53147075
HAHAHA
YOU'RE A FUCKING BENDER
FUCK OFF GAY BOY
>>53146959
*according to this person on twitter
>>53147086
i used to live literally a stones throw from the rhine and the other end of town from the rhine falls
who /backandshouldersday/here
>>53147141
laughed at this
>>53147082
from the daily mail la not a photoshoot
>>53147135
stop procrastinating on 4chan and do your homework you """patrician"""
>>53147152
rude
>>53147172
i thought it was spaghetti day
Me in the middle
haha nonce getting booed already
>>53147172
Haven't heard of that one
I prefer /headandshoulders/ myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT9e41fxpHo
;_;7
me and the lads
cant believe Im still a virgin 2bh lol
>>53147205
>>53147066
>>53147003
>>53146971
fuck off
>>53147129
Nah /gsg/ desu
>>53147243
Delighted. Die you British cunts.
>>53147243
Please don't include Wales the statistics ta
>>53147243
and 10.9% of them are apparently extraterrestrials
>>53147261
haha same lad
>>53147243
>only 5.1%
STEP IT UP
>>53147265
You fuck off, gay boy
>>53147190
Quite a rump she has there. Wouldn't mind having sex with her if I'm being honest.
I've used my razors so many times they're full of hairs and in don't have any new ones
Can I just pull the hair out and shave?
>>53147260
me on the left
started missing my ex that i broke up with 2 years ago
saw her today and she looked well nice
Been walking outside for 7 hours dying to get home and now I'm home all cozy
do you know how cozy this is
>>53147243
Me in unrecorded
rate me
>>53147115
I see
I've not seen another wankashire other then yourself so he must be a new child on the street
>>53147261
lel thats hilarious
same haha. its been so long that its comical at this point
>Delighted. Die you British cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1o_iL92Go0
>>53147358
easy on the banter there la, she is mine after all ffs
just a warning this time, catch you again and i'll knock your teeth out you hear me?
>>53147382
what kept you outside for that long?
>>53147385
bonum/X
>>53147363
you're meant to wash its out as you shave you adolescent
>>53147418
VEGAS BABY
WOOOOO
COME ON
YEAH
THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
NICE ASS BABY
YEAHH WOOOOO
HELL FUCKIN YEAH
WOOOOO
doing farts
>>53147478
>ass
JOY
>>53147453
who dis tho?
Who farted? It fucking reeks
me in center right
r8 lads
>>53147520
Tracy Smith
quick reminder that all women find you repulsive
>>53147486
bit rude lad
>>53147456
None of your business
tfw no gf
>>53147520
Jennifer Metcalfe la she was on Hollyoaks a few years back
>>53147468
Yeah that's what I do you bender
But I've used them so much they barely work
>>53147538
the swiss twat
>>53147478
me and the lads in vagas last year
taigs out
>>53147563
My mummy still loves me :) :)
>>53147520
maisie williams
>>53147596
buy new blades
or just dont shave
>>53147560
skirt wearing poof
me on the left
>>53147261
Losing my virginity to an escort, how long an appointment should I book?
>>53147614
me far right and third left
why must yanks wave their dicks around in places they're clearly not welcome?
>>53147652
A good 2 hours plus 10 minutes to get it up
>>53147614
me on right
>>53147641
it's a léine faggot
think tuga
Me in a boat
>>53147596
>Yeah that's what I do
then how would there be hair in them then you retard
>>53147670
high quality post
>>53147614
this is literally how tourists dress for a night out in vegas. flashy, tacky suits and a shit ton of cologne. little do they know that they look like massive faggots to everyone who is not a tourist
>>53147618
;^)
>>53147652
half hour
>>53147261
get a bionic dick.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-man-with-a-bionic-penis-will-lose-his-virginity-to-a-dominatrix-who-ran-for-parliament--WJY00cYJhg
>>53147570
got something to say la?
give me attention i'm craving (You)'s
>all these 2015 gimmicks
/brit/ is in serious danger of being left behind in the meme game
>its a yank
>its a namecunt
>it's a yank namecunt
Just fuck off