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Brendan edition
cara
pakis in
MY EDITION
pakis out
Om Tat Sat
ओम् तत् सत्
Om - the supreme, infinite, unknowable reality. In other words 'the all'
Tat - Cognate with 'That'
Sat - Is/Exists/Truth/Affirmed, things which are not faltering or ephemeral, but which are verily existing, underlying all outward manifestations and appearances (which we perceive as the material universe), which are contrastingly ephemeral and faltering, and thus by contrast 'are not'.
In short
'All That Is'
cognates with 'Him That Sits'
Him as in what we'd consider as 'God'
Sit in the positional meaning eg the tree that sits on the mountain being understood as the tree that exists/is on the mountain
Therefore we can understand and recognise through this mantra, that the definition of the All precisely. The All, is the substantive reality underlying what is materially sensible and it is The All that truly exists.
crayon pop
moz
want to eat the booty like groceries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0
hilarious new character
>>53142584
he isn't funny any more
>>53142514
This guy ... what an absolute legendary Dutch mad man
>https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmWSKBAygxQfQnzfWkd3dNsRgiNAimu5Vy7mkewV9necA9/rImGoingToHellForThis%20mirror-b96M.mp4
Thoughts?
parry
Brendan
BUSTING FOR A POO LADS
>>53142613
>ImGoingToHellForThis
Reddit.
>>53142613
>rimgoingtohellforthis
le reddit hehe owned xD
>live in london
>want to move out
>only room i can afford is at the muslim only dorm down the road
Should i convert lads? they have a pretty good deal desu
>>53142613
virus, don't click
New meme
Reply to links with "didn't click"
>>53142584
>>53142613
Didn't click
>>53142645
>>53142647
The lad in the fedora's saying hello to you
Fucking HATE that purple guy from the 3 adverts
>>53142613
virus
>>53142551
t. Hare Krishna poster
wish merkel would allow all young syrian women to immigrate to europe
Just posted in the old thread like a right mong lads weheyy
>>53142663
missing:
>copypasta
>le_smug_man.png
>>53142625
is this a bad haircut? that's what mine looks like
>>53142663
Didnt click
that's the second fleshlight I've thrown out now lads
they're fun for a month or two but then I'm overcome with this insurmountable guilt about wanking into a tube and how I'm not out looking for a gf
then a few months later, with no gf, I get drunk and horny and order one on amazon and the cycle begins again
pray for me lads
>>53142648
If you convert, you're basically committing treason.
I claim sole ownership of this new meme
>>53142704
If you aren't fat it's fine. Cucks with bieber and hitler youths will tell you otherwise
>>53142706
could at least sell it
>>53142737
colonial pls go
>>53142704
Do you think he looks good?
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>>53142706
Fleshlights are like sex without the warmth and goo
>>53142706
>actually wanting a gf
>not being MGTOW
Oh well, you reap what you sow.
>>53142704
Nowt wrong with the hair desu, it's 'JUST' because he looks like a bloated spacker
pakis shake it all about
>MGTOW
i coulda been a contender
coulda been a someone
caught up in the ratrace
feeling like a no one
new fresh meme lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>53142802
>being a maggot
LOL
Big man like me with a beard how the fuck can I back up
categorically seething rn ngl
>>53142857
Didn't click
>>53142832
>an highly educated atheist
>an
Think my bodys caving in 2bh I've had severe liver pain for ages now and last time I got my liver checked it was a bit damaged.
>No m'lady, your powers of seduction are wasted on me - I go my own way, I'm afraid!
You can't redirect a Facebook phishing page back to Facebook without triggering a warning message
So should you just make it so the page doesn't redirect anywhere? Or redirect to some random page like their email login and hope they think it was them who fucked up?
>>53142857
>>>/srg/
>>53142857
Didn't click
>>53142886
missing out my friend
>Sexy Beautiful Women
/s/ has a weird name, desu.
off to get some mints from the refrigerator
Daily reminder Stormzy is a hack that steals beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vehT9HG6gbo
>>53142861
>says the Dane who's cunt has government incentives because his birth rate is so desperately destitute (because Denmark is full of MGTOW masterrace)
>>53142903
Are you an alkie lad?
Just quadruple text a girl lads.
>>53142475
>French "Men"
What the fuck is MGTOW?
the GF found out i have a bit of a penchant for Mistress T videos lads, she asked to watch one last week with me and ever since we watched it she's been a bit odd with me.
what do?
>>53142861
why are Danes so rude?
would you live here?
>>53142903
Same lmao they kept making me come back to look at the liver results over and over and taking more blood. I eventually just stopped because what's the point
>there's something wrong let's do another blood test
X5
Constantly tired and have lumps below my skin desu
Stoke - 'Pool on lads, anyone watching?
>>53142997
too many boats
>>53142988
It's not too dissimilar from a FOY.
>>53142988
Men get to own women
it's like the saudi arabian way lad
>>53142997
comfiest thing ever
>>53143020
>Constantly tired and have lumps below my skin desu
cirrhosis
>>53142924
Listen here poleaboo you complete script kiddie. Phishing is obsolete, and one of the ways many script kiddies get caught. If you are serious about gaining access to someones account, look up java driveby RATs.
>>53142970
Former alchie 2bh
>>53143020
>Constantly tired and have lumps below my skin desu
wew lad, not that bad but I always wake up in the morning with a sore head, cold sweats and tremors/plus liver pain
Having a Kinder Bueno
doing a big wank over jada stevens's lovely big bum
>>53143022
>hello I have Sky Sports
FOB
>>53143085
good to stay hydr8ed lad
>tfw no German sadist manager to motivate me to perform well
>>53142993
you stop being a bitchboi and drop mistress T and your gf, she is going to tell all her friends and will use it as ammo against you
>>53142572
comeback soon
Shitposting on /int/!
Shitposting I say!
>>53143053
When to see your GP
As cirrhosis doesn't have many obvious symptoms during the early stages, it's often picked up during tests for an unrelated illness.
See your GP if you have any of the following symptoms:
fever and shivering
shortness of breath
vomiting blood
very dark or black, tarry stools (faeces)
periods of confusion or drowsiness
Haha literally me. How long do I have to live, doc?
watching some mgtow vids semi ironically
>>53142959
He didn't steal the best you mong he hands about with the ruff sqwad one of which I'd the brother of xtc who made that beat
It's a classic grime beat that plenty of artists have gone off to
Fucking 2015 grime fan from Swindon
>>53143098
>Not watching footy on 1080p acestreams
Pleb
>>53142802
The love of a woman is a nice feeling. You should try it some time
got a big pakistani willy lads
>>53143167
Not even a grime fan. used to be. It's the most cancerous genre right now.
Suicidal again
>>53143169
>willingly downloading and installing a russian botnet
k
daily reminder that chip is actually good
>>53143139
1 year
I know someone who drinks roughly 8 cans of beer every day, often more, sometimes as many as 15. He's in his late 40s, do you think he'll die soon?
>>53143225
Hahaha fuck me serious?
>>53143085
underage
might post my bum later
>>53142643
good
fucking
LAD
>>53143255
Nah
>>53142613
>Yanks
>>53142997
Mate is that the Isle of Skye?
I was there a couple weeks ago - pic related
>>53143184
Not being divorced and paying 50+% of your assets to a woman you hate for 18+ years so she can buy a new pair of shoes every month under the pretense of 'raising' your kids (read: instilling them with her cunty values and letting them hear her take Tyrone's cock every night through the walls) is a nice feeling. You should try it some time before it's too late.
>>53143250
maybe less if you're experiencing all those symptoms.
>>53143211
>Not wanting to get your footy fix so bad that you don't care about botnets
Paki
>>53143068
They said the lumps were just fatty lipoma or something and nothing to be worried about, but they took one out and it came back lmao.
Also all my lifts in the gym have gone down by about half for no reason.
Ill probably be okay
Wish alcoholism killed you faster, 27 and too scared to commit
>>53142959
you're a fucking mug
>>53143281
You can yank on my pecker la ;)
>>53143296
Why the fuck is every picture I take on my phone the wrong way around m8
>>53143296
nah. no where near.
>>53143296
Looks like Australia to me fa͏m
>>53143328
>too scared to commit
Just get blood thinners and slit your throat, it's not sore at all.
>>53143184
Read Schopenhauer: On Women
>>53143314
Sure he didn't mean lymphoma lad? Wew
I'm scared of getting lumps examined now, I got a lump on my balls examined when I was 15 by some paki doctor and its scarred me for life.
>>53143345
can someone get a Mod in here pls I think I'm being groomed ://
>>53143361
>throat
Terrible way to kill yourself. Stop watching films
>>53143068
Read up on it, sounds good but I still need a recommendation for a RAT or keylogger
Best way to die is taking shitloads of benzos and booze or any other combo of drugs that will truly KO you, whilst in the bath, so you drown peacefully
Can you spot the Lisicki lads?
10 (You)'s to the first person to reply with the answer circled
Lallana, REEEEEEEE
>>53143381
THE HORRIFIC BETRAYAL
>>53143300
So marry someone actually compatible with yourself. My parents have been married for over 30 years, desu la. If you go in expecting the worst you get the worst, and deserve the worst. Or don't, I don't give a shit
>>53143390
*kisses you* :3
>>53143296
Nice pic of Australia m8
>>53143401
Mate I attempted it before and passed out then got rescued. It's not sore.
You just need balls to stick it in.
>>53143361
You're not gonna need blood thinners if you slit your throat...
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451426554373.webm
>>53143381
Nah he specifically said there was nothing serious, only got it removed because it was keeping me up at night
New years resolution is to start reading lads. Does /brit/ have any book recommendations?
I'm currently reading the Hemetica so I can get a framing for western philosophy. Where should I go from here?
>>53143128
Can't wait lad
>>53143431
Top right in the blue train
>>53143509
foy
Yanks in three words:
yucky
icky
smelly
>>53143483
>Wasting NHS resources on removing a harmless lump
Please tell me you're not a NEET so you're at least paying that money back
>>53143462
As in its not effective at all. Wrists are much better
Anime in three words:
noncey
absolutely
disgusting
3 slices of Jamaica ginger cake desu
/brit/ in three words:
wank
bum
poo
>>53143594
Your mum could have done with wasting some NHS resources on removing a harmless lump: you.
#checkEmAndRekEm
Got ten quid left of amazon vouchers what should I buy lids?
![making-murderer-brendan-640x479[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7rmqp5c.jpg "making-murderer-brendan-640x479[1]")
Do you think he's innocent?
>>53143431
inb4 ebin ruse
>>53143594
Mate it took 5 minutes with local anesthetic. I'm not neet and it was free
>>53143504
Dont Cry for Me Sergeant Major
Literally any classic desu
Dont bother with Chekhov desu
>>53143628
you in three words:
go
away
poohead
>>53143681
Why didn't you just buy some ketamine and do it yourself? Faggot.
>>53143664
>>53143551
I didn't even shoop him in lmaoooo
>>53143698
didn't know a lad can be an away haha
>>53143722
FUCK YOU
>>53143664
Nah top right in the blue train behind the lady
>>53143296
the Isle of SKY
post some classic bowie lads
>>53143722
But that's him on the blue train
Right, so I'm just going to buy a random keylogger and hope for the best then?
>>53143722
genuinely looked for a couple of minutes
very sneaky
>>53143653
Think he was the ringleader desu
>>53143431
that was well done
sent this to my oneitus
comments?
>>53143653
>his height starts with a 5
>>53143848
Lisicki is on the blue train
![tumblr_o0fy8h1FpE1r0bykto1_1280[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VO4ZqNQ.jpg "tumblr o0fy8h1FpE1r0bykto1 1280[3]")
>do you remember when niggers this and white men that and men this and women that
>THAT'S CRAZY
>ha HA HAAAA
>>53143831
enjoy getting blocked
>>53143630
had a whole one to myself the other day
>>53143831
whsafuijdfgjgik[plkcsfidwciurh
>>53143830
>>53143782
>>53143848
I didn't put him on the train you melts, that's the stock image, check on google
Does look a bit like him though
>>53143809
Get rekt
>>53143961
That's him on the blue train though. Good try at a double ruse
>>53143822
yeah?
I Love Anime
>>53143653
he shagged her for a good 2 hours
Why isn't the isle of skye called the isle of land?
>>53144004
Ever think about how anime will never love you back?
>>53143944
fat cunt
>>53144004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIyTeWKv6VQ
You'll love this then
>>53144021
why are you a potato eating cunt
>>53144021
it shoud be called the isle of lake
>>53144021
to confuse invaders
>>53143992
Fuck off I will literally erase you from the earth
listening to push the button again
>>53144064
Same reason you're a failure.
>>53144064
t. Albert Barbingson
>>53144011
lel
>>53144092
You've been caught out mate
>>53144095
shit
>>53144095
Reddit opinion
>>53144095
5/10
Jordon Ibe
>>53144095
O'Rorke
>>53144134
>>53144157
mean comments will not be tolerated
Arsehole is loose from all the fisting lads.
Every time I shit it feels like my ring is disintegrating and falling from my body.
>>53144095
>love wales
You're a good lad
>>53144055
Good Anime
>>53144191
Should have nuked the middle east & Africa for good measure t͏bh
>>53143890
good lad
>>53144095
>likes Belarus
M'Rorke
44444 soon
>>53144229
>for good measure
english is such a shit language
back from gregs
Don't really get this 5' meme desu, I'm 5'11 and I have had gfs in the past and they have even said I'm tall :3
>>53144102
>push the button
The album by The Chemical Brothers or that shitty song by the stupidly named Sugababes (pronounced as Sugerbabes)?
that feeling will pass in a day or two
>>53144305
10/10, good lad
>>53144268
better than whatever your shit babble nonsense is
Don't really get this 5' meme desu, I'm 5'2 and I have had gfs in the past and they have even said I'm tall :3
>>53144293
sugababes 2bh
>>53144293
>He can't spell sugar
>He hates the Sugababes
>All Sugababes haters confirmed as plebs
>>53144293
DON'T HOLD BACK
DUN DUN DA DUN DA DUN DA DUN DUN DUN
Lads, how much money could you make if you converted Buckingham Palace into a hotel?
>>53144328
Were they midgets?
>>53144375
Not as much as we'd make if we converted it into a mosque
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
>>53144328
font
>>53144375
Rorke
fuck it i'm going to bed
try and steam the pain of loneliness
just think, all those hours where i'm completely oblivious to everything happening, not a car in the world
>>53144375
Literally hundreds of millions a year desu. We could also do the same for Sandringham and the Queen's other residences and make even more.
Tourism arguments in favour of keeping the monarchy btfo
>>53144328
>have even said I'm tall :3
i was taller than you at 10
>>53144494
delet this
>>53144465
>not a car in the world
Do cars dissapear when we are sleeping?
This is mindblowing 2bh.
>yfw ghost cars are real
>>53144428
would love to shag nana
>>53144529
>thought someone was replying to me
>they're pointing out a spelling error
>>53144540
go to bed grandad
>>53144568
fuck off
>>53144529
nah just me stealin cars haha
#taiglife
accidentally got some pee on the tablecloth
>>53144568
Here (you) go la xxx
>>53144474
Plus you could easily charge a small fortune for people wanting to stay in the Queen's old bedroom.
I suggested something to my dad once and he was unironically like "...and support capitalism even further? No we should give it to people who actually need it, like refugees."
Not even joking lad
>>53144540
fuck off grandad
Do you have to spend money in prison to use the Gym?
>>53144641
FUCK OFF
>>53144495
But I am a Person of Colour
>i'm not irish
me on the right
>>53144681
please stop
>>53144685
THROW A ROCK AT A POC
my dick is thick like a deodorant can
>>53144728 Twat
>>53144725
I know that girl! She's from the HBO television series "Game Of Thrones"
I've not a car in the world lads
>>53144725
Masie looks horrified.
We're all immigrants.
the problem of heroics is the central one of human life, that it goes deeper into human nature than anything else because it is based on organismic narcissism and on the child's need for self-esteem as the condition for his life. Society itself is a codified hero system, which means that society everywhere is a living myth of the significance of human life
>>53144642
Wow, what a cuck haha, that's a bit mental. Can't imagine my dad ever saying that.
Bet he's a nice bloke though isn't he?
>>53144797
I have too many cars
me on the left
imagine actually having a girlfried who loves you
Step-dad had a right go at me.
Absolutely fuming ngl.
>>53144806
nah your ancestors have been in britain since before the celts
youre still a saxon fuck tho
>>53144725
would tap her arse during the photo, doubt she'd say anything
applied for universal credit, they said they would get back to me within 1-2 days, its been 3 days (not including weekends)
what do?
>>53144290
STEAK BAKE
T
E
A
K
B
A
K
E
How's /gf2016/ coming along lads?
>>53144927
write a strongly worded letter
Arson is a form of self expression in a place where you can't express yourself
>>53144958
How's /COC2016/ coming along Jordan?
>>53144882
What for?
>>53144948
sausage rolls, sorry lad
>>53144882
GET FUCKED WAYNE GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>why yes I am supportive of a german family being a head of state because they usurped the meaningless throne
And you cucks are desperate to leave the Eu? You'll have a German over you either way
so lads, how is /gf2016/ going?
having a cup of earl gray with one (1) sugar
>>53145005
good lad
so is rape
crime is just free speech
hello
i am here
>>53145019
Hello, le accent lad
>>53145091
foy
>>53144827
I've called him a cuck before.
Nice bloke? More like he's some lefty fuck who cares more about his activism and shit than his own family. It sure is nice that he'll spend all day writing about how we need to help refugees but will shout at me because I disagreed with him on something minor
I just don't understand some lefties...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
this lad posts here
>>53145091
JOY
>>53145091
alri
>>53145010
I had dibs to watch Holby City at 8 in the front room but he comes in and turns on the football.
I tell him to turn it back but he sends me to my room and now I have to watch it on Iplayer.
Lads I go to the gym 6 times per week, and I unironically have a very good body. Not quite model-tier, but not far off. Despite this, I've not had sex in three years. I sometimes look in the mirror at my body, and I just want to apologise to it. This body should be having wonderful sex with qt girls with equally good bodies, but unfortunately it's attached to a head which stops that from happening.
It's a sad state of affairs 2bh.
spainards are pakis 2bh
they need to be subjugated by the british as part of greater gibraltar
>>53145009
Good thanks pal, and it's Jordon m8 sorry to pull you up on that
lads, why not reform english orthography?
patron
tequila
drunk of margaritas
patron
tequila
me and my mamasitas
Cmon lads
Give me some anti Irish rhethoric
>>53145096
>le accent lad
Who?
>>53145091
good lad
>>53145111
Never got the "5 naughts" reference
>>53145091
Hello.
I am in your mother.
>>53145138
Sounds like a good lad, he should kick your arse next time and turn off the internet too so you can't watch your gay soap operas anywhere in the house.
How about you be a real man and go and watch the footy with him.
>>53145111
>Southerners
>>53145204
The second most autistic /brit/ poster
>>53145166
>black """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""
>>53145138
>watching holby city
are you in your thirties?
last night i accidentally dunked a bag with a quarter ounce of weed in it into a big cup of water
thankfully i pulled it out before too much got wet haha, just a few crumbs at the bottom of the bag got a little damp.
>>53145257
He's not even Liverpudlian, was born in fucking Devon.
>>53145138
>I had dibs to watch Holby City at 8 in the front room
My gf (mine):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shm58_ctxCI
>>53145193
you used to not have potatoes lol
gods sake lads am i the only one who doesn't shout on the phone
fuck off dormer
>>53145193
god hates fags
You now remember plug.dj
>>53145230
Five-o.
>>53145193
taigs are smelly and nwver accomplishef anything
>>53145295
Rorke
>>53145326
Game of footy is a game of footy ini
remember when everyone treated irish people like we do indians now? fun times lol
I don't even know what I'm doing with my life
my bf (mine)
https://youtu.be/68JQtxTzjqc
>>53145403
fuck off yank
Does America have culture?
>>53145270
And he is who exactly? I'm not familiar with any triptwat that goes by "accent lad".
>>53145413
remeber when denmark was relevent?
neither do i
>>53145413
Why would anyone here remember that, it was fucking ages ago
@53145413
>Dane
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""WE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
You can leave now JF
>>53145451
Yes. Brits don't realize it because they're immersed in it though
>>53145451
doritos locos tacos, thanksgiving, MTV, blue jeans.. yeah, i'd say we've got culture
>>53145491
here's your (You) now get off my property
>>53145455
FOY
>>53145514
I wasn't asking Americans, sorry dude, I want their perspective.
>injurypool
>>53145451
No, America has consumerism.
trapped wind like fuck right now
feel like someone bicycle pumped my arse
https://streamable.com/s4kv
outstanding
>only a few slices of bread left
>mum is away out
>hide the bread in my room so I can have toast tomorrow morning after my mum has left for work
No toast for her though.
>>53145561
>JOY
> Jerk off yanks
Well if you want...
>>53145451
I know you're joking but people who ask this usually watch a ton of America films and tv and listen to American music all day but somehow can see that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJuMl4_qUk
imagine actually being a janitor/mod, all you get is dog's abuse
>>53145451
ye but it's dull just like every other first world country
>>53145514
But American culture is British culture.
@53145584
where's the real thread?
@53145799
don't give (you)s to yanks desu
>>53142651
HEY THAT'S MY MEME
>>53143345
HI CARLOS
>>53145905
sorry lad, didn't mean to plagiarise. in future i'll add appropriate credit. for example:
"virus, don't click. (c) ireland 2015"
is that better?
>>53145905
Excuse me but I have all of the documentation to prove this meme is my property
>>53145602
UNDERAGE B8
I know dat feel tho
Last for America.
![gun_2_head[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wv7cMbT.jpg "gun 2 head[1]")
