>Muslim breaks in to my £500,000 one bedroom flat in london
>I wake up
>See him
>he runs
>I tackle him
>he gets away
>Call the police
>They turn up early
>He called the police on me
>get arrested for Grievous Bodily Harm
>Sentenced to 20 years in jail
>Lose my job and family
TRUMP PLS INVADE
bloody racist
>>53130002
>£500,000 one bedroom flat
This part makes me chuckle the most.
some european country said they will make trump minister or something if he doesn't get elected here
take him
>>53130002
>british people have to smear butter with their fingers cause they aren't allowed to use knives
>>53130397
That's nothing m8, try skinning a rabbit with your bare hands. Not gonna do that again :/
>not hanging bacon by your door and windows
Deserved it to be honest.
>>53130002
Is it a real story?
>>53131741
no, it is a clear lie
there is a system to prevent that stuff
at most a fine
>>53130582
>skinning a rabbit with your bare hands
wew lad, I hope you've got your halal butcher certificate on hand
>tfw failed my TV test for the fifth time
Why does it have to be so hard to get a TV licence?
>>53132040
>tfw the TV licence meme is actually real in Sw*den
