>mommy and daddy: "anon, we can't wait to have grandchildren! it would make us so happy!"
>mfw seeing the look on my parents faces after I told them I'm a faggot
Let's say you came out the closet.
How would your parents respond?
Dad: Knew it
Mom: Okay, I'm making gumbo in an hour
>>53109999
nice quads
My parents would be fine with it
actually, even my grandma is constantly pestering me to "get out of the closet" and mocking me because I'm 23 and still a virgin, she says that it's okay if I'm gay, the only thing that is not okay relationship-wise for her is dating a black girl
adopting a black boy is totally okay though
my mom would laugh, she wishes I was gay just so she could tell my dad that his son is gay
my dad wishes all gays were killed, but I never see that miserable cunt anyways and I'm in the midst of changing my name to my mother's maiden name and moving to my mother's home country so I'll never see him again.
>>53110096
glad one of you cunts is going back where they came from, good job
If I was still a kid they'd probably send me to one of those camps.
>>53110146
Scotland you dunce not some brown country
my parents are hippies so they would be ok
>mfw my dad actually thought I was gay because my first gf was at 20 years old only
>>53109999
>Sat down with my mother
>"Mom I'm bi"
>"No you have to be gay I bet your dad $100 you're gay"
>In car with dad
>"Dad I'm bi"
>"FUCK"
>Tfw u wish you were gay because you're edgy as fuck and want to make them mad and would also be able to rent out your asshole for easy $150k/yr
>mommy and daddy: "anon, we can't wait to have grandchildren! it would make us so happy!"
>tfw I will never, EVER get a gf in which to do so
>my family lineage dies with me
>>53109999
well they'll be surprised since i have always been macho-man but they wouldn't care at all
>as long as you're happy, i am, anon
>came out a year ago
>mom was totally fine about it
>dad slapped me on the cheek
>"You aren't my son... faggots aren't real men etc"
>one day he came home drunk with a dildo in his hand
>he repeatedly struck me on the face with it
>"come on faggot! suck it you fagboy gayshit!"
>i moved out a week later
>Parents actually wanting their kids to be fudge-packing sissies
Western civilisation really is JUST. Bring on the Caliphate.
>>53110309
Why would you tell your parents you're Bi?
With sadness in his eyes and a forced weak smile
>>53109999
>30 is too old for another one of your phases
>so how do you plan on making this work with wife-anon?
My parents like my wife more than they like me.
Quads checked
Dad
>
Mom
> knew it
>>53110364
>He couldn't handle the banter
>>53110146
I think we're all in glass houses, Chang.
why are there so many homos on int?
d-does /pol/ know about it yet
>>53110364
ahah
>>53110364
Jesus, dude... Sorry.
>>53110525
All the degeneracy threads there are to share trap and gay pictures. All the anti pedo threads are to share pedo pictures.
Pol is a bunch of gay pedos, that's the real red pill.
Dad: Jesus still loves you
Mom: Oh god no, I wanted white grandchildren.
>>53110525
>int is pol territory u guise!
>I'm thuper theeree-uth, guise!
Websites are serious business.
>>53110095
Grandmas are the best
Mine told me niggaz and arabs smell bad because god punished them for workshipping the wrong prophets
>>53110596
aren't we all?
>>53110622
>pedotugal
>>53110364
>He literally got a dildo
Lmao. Is he sure HE isn't gay?
>>53110622
I'm not. I'm just boring ol' Kinsey spectrum bi.
>>53110665
Kind of a campy, dramatic move, isn't it?
>>53110386
t. Luigi-bin-Ahmed
>>53110386
>>Parents actually wanting their kids to be fudge-packing sissies
>Missing the point
Do you think rejecting your gay/trans child is going to help the situation and that he won't rebel even harder against you or something?
>>53109999
>Parents treat me like shit most of my childhood
>As I grow up they soften up a bit
>They're deeply and devoutly Christian
>I'm the only child that has a college education and a positive future
>Start going on to me how excited they are to have grandchildren and how I'm the only hope the family has
>They're going to find out soon that I'm gay as fuck and moving away
>No grandchildren for them
>No well-off son for them
>They get nothing but a kick in the teeth
It feels so good.
>>53110697
>reasoning
>with a guinea
Just shout and wave your hands. It's all he'll understand.
>>53110600
>le american(t'xd') TERRITORY of the us(g)a(y) VIRGIN islands
how beta can one place be
>>53109999
I feel that mother would be shocked as she is quite religious case. Would probably start pestering me with pictures of girls asking if I felt anything.
Father would probably accept quite easily considering that he has been disappointed that I have never had a gf and it would give a decent explanation. Probably would act a tad coldly at first though.
I'm pretty sure my parents already know but I can't bring myself to tell them yet, but none of us really seem to care. I imagine it'll go something like this
mum
>*deep sigh* well I hope your fucking brothers have kids
dad
>want a beer?
Mother and sister would be accepting, father would never speak to me again. I live in the urban south.
>want to be a father some day
>faggots steal women just so they don't have to come out to their parents
my dad runs a porn site in thailand where hr fucks teenage ladyboys. he would probably be proud of me desu
>>53110741
I don't understand how mentally ill homophobe parents seem to think.
Do they even think?
They believe that if you shun your child and abandon him he'll randomly stop being gay and do as they wish?
>>53110842
Link?
>>53110797
I bet you're such a beta, you dont even have red hair.
>>53110842
Why dont you join the family business?
>>53110797
Women don't like you because you're inadequate as a mate. It's nobody's fault but yours.
My parents wouldn't really care, they know there's not much to expect from me in terms of starting a family or the likes. My father probably just wouldn't want me to be a effete flaming faggot prancing around.
>>53110797
>I-i-i-it's the fags and JOOZ fault i'm a virgin!
>I s-swear!!!
>>53110869
ladyboyguide.com
>>53110364
>"come on faggot! suck it you fagboy gayshit!"
Kek did you suck the dildo like a good little fuckboi?
my mom would be really supportive like she always is with almost everything I do
my dad would react calmly and say thats alright but deep down he'd be dissapointed as heck
>>53110863
>They believe that if you shun your child and abandon him he'll randomly stop being gay and do as they wish?
Yes, because they really don't believe that homosexual behavior could be about anything other than kink.
>>53110924
How much does he make?
>son tells me he really needs to tell me something, big announcement etc.
>ohno.jpg
>"Dad.....I´m gay. I´m really into guys"
>"Of course you are, I´ve been fucking you since 18 years in this fucking basement you idiot".
>Closed door for his room in basement, didn´t open it for 5 years now.
Gosh what a faggot, at least his sister turned out alright.
>>53110600
Virgin islands has whites?
>>53110926
Poor guy had rough trade ruined by his dad. Lay off, Bruce.
>>53110941
i have no idea, havent spoken to him in years. he abandon us to go fuck thai boys, he can rot in hell for all i care lol
>>53110421
because I'm bi
>>53110945
>Austria
I love you, anon.
>>53110842
>he probably would put me in one of his vids someday
>>53110166
>send me to one of those camps.
What is it with American's and sending their kids to camp for everything?
>fat camp
>summer camp
>military camp
>gayness cure camp
>bible camp
>band camp
>cheerleader camp
>>53110967
Oh what a dick.
You should stick it to him and cum out as gay.
Maybe you'll get a discount.
>>53110924
Oh god is he the hairy guy?
>>53110976
>don't have to compete with gays
>oh wait they've started pretending to like men AND women
>>53111004
It's a thing we do.
>>53110976
>bi
either a straight guy obsessed with trying to suck cocks or a compensating homo
>>53111004
Must be the German heritage?
>>53111031
lad stop being a puss
>>53111031
>pretending
wew lad
u mad I can fuck both daddy and mommy?
>>53111053
or im bi :OOO
>>53111080
But we sent the other guys to the camps, not our own.
>>53110976
Still, I don't see a reason to disclose that to your parents unless you're dating a guy
It's more trouble than it's worth imo
>>53111031
>started pretending to like men AND women
It's been going on for as long as heteronormalcy has existed.
Nobody likes you because you have a bad personality, and you're probably not successful. At least you're not ugly, right?
...Right?
>>53111021
yeah. last time he was with us for christmad, a few years back , him and mum got into a huge fight. she kept calling him a faggot and he kept insisting he wasnt gay. meanwhile in videos he talks to them like their little boys.
>>53111110
This
Seems kinda pointless.
t. bi guy
>>53110615
>hating on others is so based
>>53111149
>meanwhile in videos he talks to them like their little boys.
Wait.
You've watched these videos?
>Told my dad I want a wife one and some kids
>his face when
>>53111149
>she kept calling him a faggot and he kept insisting he wasnt gay
I'm gay and I can say with confidence he is too.
I'm a bit jealous of him but I would never betray my family like that.
>>53111110
>>53111152
This happened the day I got my current bf so I figured to hell with it
>>53111184
yeah a few of them out of curiousity
>>53111118
>heteronormalcy
what
>>53110465
this desu
dad is an autist and my mom already thinks i'm gay
>>53111212
how do i get a bf
>>53111240
Post a picture of yourself.
>>53111223
Welp.
>>53111228
In most societies, it's considered normal to be heterosexual, anon.
Cute Finnish Boys
>>53111313
Post them!
>>53111240
I was just playin vidja when he popped in kinda sad
Talked him through a rough break-up with an abusive bf and wooed him with my ability to bake beignets and be an assertive twink
i.e. be really fucking lucky
>>53110615
>Being uneducated and judging people you've never met is "based"
Shouldn't you and her be on /pol/?
>>53111296
>In most societies, it's considered normal to be heterosexual, anon.
well no shit nigger
>>53110967
Is your dad Sharky?
>>53109999
I don't think my parents would mind. They're definitely not having grandchildren on my end though. I'll almost certainly die a virgin. I can't see any opportunity coming up in my life where I would be able to have sex. I would never ask a girl out either.
>>53111004
summer day camp was fun 2bh
>>53110976
Nobody cares if you're bi unless you're actually in a relationship with another man
>>53110976
Seems like more trouble than its worth m8, considering you're most likely just gonna end up with a chick.
>>53111257
;w;
>>53111337
fug. theres pretty much 0 chance of that ever happening
>>53111416
Oh please
I browse 4chan.org and will take it up the ass
What girl would fall for that shtick?
>>53111478
t.Fagberto Barbellnosa
>>53111365
Stay lonely with that edge, bud.
>tfw can't even genocide the gay
the only answer is to exterminate his jewish masters
>>53111330
;)
>>53111503
My wife 2bh
>>53111478
pretty qt actually
come to aus and I'll give you cuddles and collarbone kisses m8
>>53111534
How is that post edgy at all you absolute memer.
they would think i am sick and cut me into pieces and put in the oven like they did with my sister lol
>>53111560
How long is your wife's penis?
Or did she need the green card?
>>53111353
>people you've never met
he's French, he meets more arabs and niggers than he does white people
>>53111478
Nah don't sweat it
Just be passionate about your hobbies, eventually a cute boy will pick you up
>>53111560
Ahhh, but you see
she is taken
>>53111546
>Gays fagging it up everywhere
>Mudslims invading
>Feminists taken over
>SJW destroying monuments because it's offense
I wonder if Mars would be a good place to start over.
>>53111503
>and will take it up the ass
Are you a twink?
>>53111478
thats almost the body i would have if i wasnt hairy as fuck
>>53111503
Where do you live?
>>53110495
Fuck off America stop trying to jump in on the banter
>>53111647
I suppose I qualify
>>53111662
South Dakota, specifically Middle-of-Nowhere
>tfw bi
>tfw i really want to date a qt andro boy who can pass as a chick
>tfw it wouldn't last long as they become more masculine over time
>>53111726
Who is you're waifu?
>>53111580
>>53111608
She's a rich, educated Jew from New York. She's also skinny and cute. And bi.
2bh I was really good looking in my 20s (we didn't start dating until I was almost 25), and I am a fairly skilled conversationalist with many varied interests. Also, I'm pretty handy.
>>53111782
She sleeps with other men and women.
>>53111478
Would fuck
>>53111746
A Texan chicano with a plump rump, he's waaay shorter than me and really loves it when I tickle his tummy
>>53111782
Sounds like you're pretty lucky anon
>>53111872
>chicano
?
>>53111813
Doubtful. Sex isn't as important in adult life.
Jealousy is unattractive, friend.
>>53111872
>Sounds like you're pretty lucky anon
I am.
>>53109999
bahamians have this anti homo culture thing so my dad basically ignores me, my mom tries to make me go to church and some former friends beat me up
>>53111945
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chicano
I wish I was a brown little girl being abused by white muscular men :3
>>53111872
I also want a cute little boy so I could tickle his tummy. >:(
Homosexuality is good because there are too many people in the world.
Surrogate mothers and such are a disgrace.
>>53112150
No! He's mine!
My dad would be pretty upset, but I'm not giving him grandchildren anyway because I'm a beta loser.
My mom's a dyke, so... yeah
>>53112187
>Surrogate mothers and such are a disgrace.
As long as there are orphans out there, I agree.
>>53112283
surrogacy and adoption aren´t mutually exclusive though
what we really need to encourage is black and latino genocide
I will actively support this by not breeding and adopting ukranians or something
>>53112382
>>>/pol/
Shut up, Texas.
>>53112545
not wanting bastard children in the world is /pol/
That's a very good question
My mom is a bit of a sociopath so it's hard to know how she'd react. She would prolly say it's fine / good just to be in adequation with her beliefs (she's very very left on a political compass) even though it means less grand childrens. Luckily my sister started spawning some so she'd give me a break.
My dad's dead and I'm the only male alive on his side of the family beside my grand-father. The grand father is litteraly telling me to fuck chicks all day everyday while I still can.
I doubt he'd have the same speech about guys though
>>53112592
>what we really need to encourage is black and latino genocide
You know what I meant, faggot.
>tfw mom enters room and sees my computer on with hundreds of trap doujins from sadpanda open while I'm in the bathhroom
>>53113054
>not leaving steam or youtube up whenever you walk away from the computer
Is like you want to get caught
>>53111577
>oh wait they've started pretending to like men AND women
>pretending
Not that post, but ones preceding it.
>>53113182
Why didn't you quote that post then you utter drip, all you've done is make yourself look a muppet
>>53113177
Isn't it better to use password protection? I forgot how you do it but you can activate a lockscreen with password protection in windows with a key combination.
>Literally taking dicks up the butt
Wew, lad
>>53109999
My parents think I'm gay because my little brother put gay porn on my laptop while I was taking a nap.
>>53113295
Windows button+L will do it, but it's good not to do that all the time, because they'll get suspicious.
>Literally not trying to achieve the ultimate orgasm via prostate stimulation
Wew, lad
My mother actually told me it was okay if I were gay
She brought it up again a few months back when I was at home, telling me that she knows I'm not interested in women, because at 21 years of age I've never had a gf
I hate coming coming back home because of it
The thing is, I like girls. I'm just a social retard when it comes to women
>>53113396
>Windows button+L will do it, but it's good not to do that all the time, because they'll get suspicious.
The parents should stay the fuck away from your computer.
>>53113491
Goddamn, I'm starting to hate the faggots
I have so many feminine traits compared to masculine ones that they probably wouldn't be too surprised.
The twist here is that I'm more attracted to women though.
>>53110188
>implying
>>53111611
Mars ain't the kind of place
To raise your kids
In fact, it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them
If you did
well. im pretty sure id get a "i have no son."
>>53113967
haha nice joke 62% white America. tell it again
Scotland is 96%.
>>53110924
Oh wait is your dad the old guy who always gives the trannies a blowjob?
