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>>53101201
>when non-Anglos speak English

>>53101201

>non-united statesian saying 'dude', 'bro', or 'OK'
>non-nog saying 'fäm'

spics should use American English

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>>53101269
No puhutaan sitten suomea.

>british english
it's just english m8

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>>53101201
>non-Americans use any English

>>53101269
Пишoв ты нa хyй.

>>53101269
>Cuando los anglosajones hablarán español

Sienta bien, tío.

>>53101201

>finnish give a good god damned what we say
>penis envy

>>53101269
CHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

CAAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>53101269
>when Americans forget their "u"s

>not using american English
It's like you don't want to be free

>>53101269
C'pour ça qu'on est si mauvais en anglais, pêh, on vous laisse le parler !

American English, best English

>>53101269
אנגלית שפה קשה

>mfw when foreigners code they have to use American English

>when americans call processed cheese "process cheese" and large French fries "large French fry"

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>>53103617

>>53101201
why the fuck would I not use american english? I'm not british either

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>>53101201
>brits say dude
>brits say cool
>brits say nigga
>brits say shoot
>brits say dang
>brits say ass

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>>53103851

>"white" americans use nigger dialect

>>53101201
You have it right Finland. Americans should use their retarded spelling system to remind themselves how backwards and retarded their country is, the rest of the world should use proper English.

I don't like it when yanks use real English (without defecting from the stars and stripes) and non-Americans use fake English.

>>53103851
>brits listen to black american rap and do unironic wigger tier shit
thats what gets me the most

>>53103851

They use none of those except cool

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>>53103940
>nigger dialect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c

OBLITERATED

>>53101201
The only people who use American english as their first language outside of America are Anglo Canadians. FYI

>>53104069
Only peasant-tier cucks. Any self-respecting Canadian uses Commonwealth English.

>>53104038
Glaswegians are niggers though.

>>53104024
I've heard them use "dude" a lot. It doesn't even sound that weird to me.

So you have problem with people who know more words and use them?

>>53101269
en dan erna gaan zitten mekken "w-wat zeg je" zeker, flapdrol

>>53101269

Well technically your country should be speaking Cherokee

So why don't you stop stealing our language eh chap?

>>53101269
أمريكا غبي

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>>53103851
>mfw americans say mate
>mfw americans say senpai
>mfw americans say bloody
>mfw americans say wanker
>mfw americans say twat
>mfw americans say lad

>>53103851
>>53106302

Second one should say "f.a.m.", i'm sure you realised that.

>>53106302
Lad is used here.
m8 is starting to be used here, because of memes.
Everything else is usually said ironically.

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>>53103676
>programming in a language of heretics
lmao

>>53103940
with the exception of nigga non of those are black things

in fact "dude" is pretty white

>>53103851
>tfw I heard a Brit use the word whip today to refer to his car

>>53106302
twat and senpai aren't uniquely British

>>53106493
I have never heard anyone say lad here in my life

>>53106216
Why don't you become a world power more influential than us and we'll consider it

>>53103617
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroccan%E2%80%93American_Treaty_of_Friendship
Allah bless Morocco

>>53103851
>americans saying shoot instead of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyR-DzniuhA

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>americans had to dumb down a language so they can cope with it
>they call this their own language
>being this desperate for something to call their own.

>>53103940
dude is like one of the whitest words you can use, dude

>troll in brit eng
>place spaces before punctuation

I use american spellings because I've wrote erotica all my life and the imagery that comes to mind with smooth round ass is much nicer than shitty hairy arse

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>>53107954
>Quid
>chav
>bloke.

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>>53109026
>A boot
>A LEAF
>A lmao