Ask me about anything, like for example why we are so:
>handsome
>nice
>cool
>chill
insane?
I have no furhter questions
How do Norwegians feel about the fact that their immense wealth is literally the result of a Danish gift?
can I move to norway
>>53096937
How many niggers are there takin yo welfare.
>>53096937
autism is the only common thing among norwegians. others are BS.
why didn't danes genocide your subhuman kin btw?
>>53096937
is black metal really popular in norway?
>>53097011
Norwegians feel that arabs do not know anything about European history or politics so we can't process any questions from you.
>>53097119
kek
>>53097119
So it's a sensitive topic? I'll ask another question.
How does it feel that, before the Danish gift, Norwegians were lagging behind w.r.t. other Scandinavian countries in terms of wealth, economy etc.?
>>53096937
What are internet speeds like there?
>>53097104
Media don't play black metal on radio or show it on TV
>>53097145
Allow me to correct that dor you, kek is out and zozzle is in.
Next time instead of top kek or kek, you'll say zozzle or top zozzle OK?
Just making sure youre in the loop
>>53097300
Stop forcing your meme you fat fuck
>>53097300
kljasd man what happened to kljasd
>>53096937
Why are Norwegians so wonderful, and why is it that their diaspora wound up forming the best region of the United States?
>>53097240
>Norwegians were lagging behind w.r.t. other Scandinavian countries in terms of wealth
Back in the old days we we're driving with style anon
![pb-120209-volvo-woodburning-stove-01.photoblog900[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ek1joSB.jpg "pb-120209-volvo-woodburning-stove-01.photoblog900[1].jpg")
do you drive a volvo?
>>53097334
>>53097338
*kisses you gently*
top zozzle
What most norwegians think about Finland?
Are you not afraid of Anders Behring Breivik coming out of the prison?
>>53097538
he's a national hero you stupid weeb
>>53097383
No, we prefer style
>>53096937
I ask you to rule us again.
>>53097630
White Countach > Black Diablo >>>>> The rest
why did you guys didn't talk in public?
already visited oslo, make friendship with a swedish guy pretty cool lad tbqh
>>53097780
Oslo is hmmm... kind of special.
>>53097249
>What are internet speeds like there?
Fast enough to watch porn movies with
>>53097030
Only if you are a hot chick
How comfy is life in Norway?
If you were forced to move to another country, which one would it be?
>>53098954
I am a snownigger which like the mild weather in southern Norway. I have never been to Brazil but there are something temping about it. I also have relatives in northern Italy, so maybe Italy then.
>>53098901
comfy enough
>>53096937
What does 'Skynda Langsamt' mean? Is it a common saying in Norway?
>>53101356
sounds swedish to me
>>53101356
Skynda långsamt is swedish
will i be accepted if i go to norway
(i'm white of course)
>>53101757
>>53101811
my bad f a m
Get me a job and a room there, fãm. I'll be there tomorrow.
Norgay.
Do you think Carlsen Magnus lurks /int ?
>>53101356
means "hurry slowly, faggot"
Why are you so anti-christian?
Would be an average catholic in danger there if he go with a cross in the street or you discover he is catholic or any kind of christian?
öf öf kamelåså?
>>53097538
Because he won't
>>53096937
If you could do it all over again would you be from Finland instead
>>53101895
>Get me a job and a room there
Reminds me of a story I read about a half portuguese guy from Bergen a few years ago. There was suddenly a lot of portuguese people arriving to Bergen. They had no money no nothing and lived on the street. The Bergen guy let them all live in his house while helping them find jobs. It was literally "full house" hue hue hue
i like norwegian because the words makes more sense and are little bit more familiar than in swedish.
like train is in swedish tåg but in norwegian it's tog.
or hi is in finnish and norwegian hei.
also give that piece of halti to us and maybe a cute-ass little mountain.
>>53102109
Kamelåså?
Ah syggelekokle!!
>>53102207
Huh, sounds weird. Literally the mexicans of europe.. FML.
I could probably afford to buy a smaller house in Lillehammer or something.
What is it looking like there in terms of job prospects for software engineers? Any clue? I always had the idea that countries like Norway, Sweden & Denmark had little unfulfilled demand for skilled labour, especially in the field of computing science and the like, since you have subsidized uni for all and stuff.
>>53102251
NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND YOU ENGSTRÖM
>>53101895
>>53102207
Ha ha found the article again. "I can't see my people suffering and being in pain" Half portuguese guy about the portuguese people who was living on the street in Bergen
>>53102422
I don't know anything about Lillehammer. Personally I would not recommand to live in any small village. I am from ( the best city in Norway ) but no longer live there, but in a village, and people can hardly accept me here. I don't know what these hillbillies problem is. Damn village morons they are
>>53103094
I would recommand either in or around Oslo or in or around Bergen. You need to know rural mentality to live anywhere else-
>>53102422
There is an artist with portuguese origins who lives in Bergen. Good chill out music she makes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6NdGVuk-3I
