lads what does FONT stand for again edition
yui
Azusa
>>53091870
FOY
>>53091870
Jog On Yank (JOY)
>>53091870
Oh my fuck you need to be banned already
>>53091932
who is this :D
Seriously though, 500 posts lads
crayon pop
>>53091849
Nothing ever came of it though
Unless poleaboo asks his paki friend to interrogate the Indian
>>53091948
Sophie Williams xcx
>>53091968
is ellin retarded?
When will Liverpool (the city) fuck off and die?
>>53091870
finding out new things
>>53091955
>bending over for the jannies
MAKE /brit/ GREAT AGAIN
ALL NEW THRADS AT 300 POSTS
>>53091955
it's this one irish twat in burgerland that feels the need to be "the thread maker" and doesn't understand that /brit/ threads are made at around the page 6 mark, not right after the bump limit
sadly janny stopped enforcing this rule long ago
Waiting till 50 posts before I post, everything before that gets ignored anyway
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
>>53091915
>>53091923
daring synthesis
>>53092018
No it doesn't, i read everything
>>53091991
>Ywn be a cute anime girl
FUCK OFF YANK
File Under Cuck Yankee, OFF Yourself And Never Kneel
>>53092009
>sadly janny stopped enforcing this rule long ago
he was enforcing it quite recently actually
god probably doesn't exist
>>53091996
>t. subhuman manc
>>53091955
>>53092009
jog on jannyboys
>>53092038
>>53092062
>sassy lost child
Bored with my gf, might dump her but the guaranteed sex is hard to say goodbye to
>>53091929
Do you have to pay them all at once or can you pay it off a bit at a time
>>53092120
donate qt to me
>The white Muslim girl who grassed up Poleaboo is working at Ernst &Young
>Polish girl has a council job
>Polish Chad is doing a masters in the Netherlands
>Other Polish girl is getting on with her degree
Everyone got their happy ending but the good guy
>>53092120
FONT
>>53092120
frick off normie tool
>>53092086
>Unironically being a scouser
>yanks are STILL here
smdh
>>53092126
Already answered you mong
link to poleaboo's new blog??
>>53092027
ultra looser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zi6KZsjOhI
good essential mix 2bh
>>53092146
>frick
fuck off yank
Remember to keep your wank tally up to date, lads.
>>53092152
Well done idiot, i wanted to make sure i got an answer
>>53091986
the olympic athelete or what xx
>>53092142
Sto p trying to force people to talk about your creative writing piece
>normal people lead successful and happy lives once they get ribena out of their hair
>ribena continues to fester in his own self delusions and obsess over the people who no longer think about him except in court
what could the message here be
>old Top Gear
Holy shit
>>53092148
Mancs and scousers are all the same descendants of Irish troglodytes
>>53092218
wow she is very ugly
>>53092148
eeee aaaarrrrr ouuuurrrr ked, yaaaaarieeeete aaaaaar ked, aaaaam aaahrrreieeeet ahhhhhh ked
POSTING
GOAT
SLAG
Post some slag vaginas lads
Let's start with I actually would like to end up in a relationship at some point FYI I don't want a one night stand, friends with benefits, not sure what you want, using as a rebound, using until you get back with your ex. Yeah ive been hurt but truth is let me in and I'll treat you with the respect you deserve mess me around and don't expect me to stand by and watch because I will walk away. I may sound arrogant but believe me im not im just fed up of been messed around. Id like nothing more than to date someone go out on day trips, have a date night once a week I just need to know where I stand as it annoys me when I'm just left not knowing what's going on.
>>53092199
Alright smelly mouth. You know if you can tell everyone else can way more?
>be called soylent
>contain zero soy
>contain zero lentils
>contain zero elderlies
is poleaboo's old blog worth a full read?
I read the first few entries and then some of the latest ones in September but oh my fuck it's so mundane in some places and I just stop giving a shit
>go to the pub with the lads
>Bring up the price of brent crude oil($38 a barrel, lowest in 18 years)
>nobody understands
>Start to talk about the state of FTSE100
>nobody understands
>they go back to talking about inane shite like football
ffs lads, where can i find some intellectual Financial Times reading types like myself?
>>53092255
Just a reminder that this is a BLUE board.
>>53092136
Ok ;)
>>53092241
t. Mohammed Emwazi
>>53092241
t. Jonathon mortimer 2nd (Home counties inbred)
>>53092154
No posts yet
SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR
MAY OR MAY NOT BE POLEABOO
https://icanseeincolourthroughthenoose.wordpress.com
>>53092287
>>53092268
I'm not smelly mouth lad
>Just a reminder that this is a BLUE board.
>>53092291
Janny?
>>53092287
/brit/
>>53092287
4chan
>>53092270
it can be a laugh sometimes
like when he pisses himself at work and wanks to the thought of his sister putting him in nappies and that
bit depressing though to think there might actually be a genuine human being living this """life"""
>Tfw no cosplay gf
>>53092324
Dirty mouth
>>53092287
Don't be a drongo mate or you WILL get the paddle of rebuke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiFoEwPQNU
>>53092224
Don't get mad
Get even
>>53092270
The first 2 months before the oink oinks censored him
How fast should I be going in each lane of the motorway?
Because I do 70 in the outside lane and people are still speeding past me
>>53092291
The board can be any colour you want, it's your choice that it's blue
http://strawpoll.me/6449918
http://strawpoll.me/6449918
http://strawpoll.me/6449918
http://strawpoll.me/6449918
important poll lads
>>53092363
c) get a life
>>53092287
you're just shit at conversation. you need to make it more interesting
people love to talk about stocks
>>53092296
Nah i'm a "soothan fareee"
>>53092354
would smash if she were less muscular
Can't fight this depression alone any more
>>53092354
She has no idea who she's being dressed up as. Just a job to these people
>>53092252
>>53092366
only need to slow down for cameras or when you see a rozzerr
>>53092252
wew
>>53092354
why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
>tfw my sister unironically said "I was so sad when Indiana Jones died"
>>53092341
Media will have a field day if he ever fulfils his destiny and pulls the trigger
>>53092383
why are danes so rude?
>>53092355
These mouth based insults turn me on lad, i'd love to wank in yours
>>53092395
That's why we have slags
>>53092306
>this mad
>>53092397
or maybe she just enjoys dressing as a slutty version of her favourite characters
>>53092394
How the fuck is she muscular?
>>53092252
whydo girls cover their qt belly buttons
its not called a button for no reason
>>53092252
more lad
>>53092354
>them fishnets
>the entire outfit
HNNNGGGGGGGG I WANT A GF ;-;
>>53092405
But the speed limit is 70. So if I'm doing the speed limit, how can I be in the slow lane being overtaken all day?
>>53092422
It's mainstream you retarded snowflake
>>53092394
jay.jpg
>>53092354
>booba fett
>I'm a southerner
Basically another way of saying :
>I'm a rich posh twat
>>53092465
because you're a poofter
>>53092439
>think the vast majority of them aren't being paid
Hilarious. Very few of the good looking ones actually know or care what they are doing
>>53092401
Iskra isnt a slag
>come sit down and have a drink with us anon!
>>53092441
the muscles, retard.
4 days and no wanking lads. Reckon I can do a whole week if I really try.
>>53092441
Can you see her abs? I don't fuck girls with abs
>>53092366
70 in first lane
75-80 in overtaking
80-90 in 2nd overtaking
>WHY YES, I OBEY THE SPEED LIMIT
>>53092486
>poortherners think having money is bad
>>53092287
The Sakuragaoka high school light music club
>>53092494
most of the good ones make their own costumes though.
>>53092366
80 inner lane (or whatever guy in front of you is doing)
90-100 outer lanes
>>53092486
>Hoy everywen, oym from darn sowf
>>53092354
Is there anything women can't slag up?
>>53092512
Why though?
It's fun, it's good for you and it feels nice
RUIN MEMES GUYS
COLLECT E Z (You)s
FOY = Fuck Off Yank
What's FONT?
>>53092554
Shut up
>>53092513
left is a qt goddess
right is horrendous
is that the point
>>53092505
Who said that
>>53092495
ok kid
>>53092554
fuck off nonce twit
>>53092554
finding out new things
>>53092486
>every southerner is a rich ponce
Cool logic you've got there, Gaz
>>53092513
how can the right even compete.
>>53092553
>It's fun
It wasn't fun anymore.
>It's good for you
I was wanking for so long that I was missing meals
>Feels nice
Shame doesn't feel nice.
>>53092554
FONT means fuck off normie twat now yous to the right pleasee
>>53092397
It's cringeworthy going to comicon and seeing these slags dressed up as characters they couldn't even name.
>Tfw southern girls at manchester uni
Goat slags desu and they love a bit rough ;)
>i was wanking for so long that i was missing meals
>>53092512
never got past 1 month of nofap. When I 'relapsed' my cum was brown ffs. never again.
>>53092521
But the speed limit is 70. Are you saying I went through all that shit learning to drive just to ignore everything I was taught the second there wasn't a teacher in the passenger seat?
Need to stop going to bed and waking up late
dasha desu
need to abandon internet and learn to structure my day. might leave it for my 2017 resolution though
>>53092534
That's leanna vamp, clearly getting paid to advertise star wars as her entire social media feed was filled with it for months. Just a model, didn't make shit
should probably do a meal but cba to wash up afterwards
>>53092635
>getting a take away in the north.jpd
>>53092619
>people that have studied and more than likely looked up the character they are cosplaying as don't know their names
Okay mate. Solid logic you've got there, how would they know what they look like if they can't name them?
>>53092633
goat slags desu and they love a bit rough ;)
>2017 is 361 days away
>>53092619
>It's cringeworthy going to comicon
yep
>>53092639
are you dumb? yes
>>53092507
>>53092515
Fucking mongs she's hardly muscular, she's just not fat. Standard model body
>>53092637
Went nearly a month aswell (did some edging but no semen came out my willie at least) and when i finally when i climaxed my semen was kinda rough and a little yellow tbf took me a few days of wanking to get it back to normal haha
>>53092681
Jay's southern you absolute melt
>disable adblock on 4chan because if /brit/ ever goes down i'll have nothing at all to do in my abundant downtime
>every embedded youtube video/strawpoll is full of horrible ads
>>53092426
the media might, but people you (poleaboo, aka ribena, the """""person""""" reading this) kill in this hypothetical act of pathetic desperation for attention will not
you wouldnt even be alive to bask in the attention - if you didnt buckle and neck yourself during or after your little blaze of glory someone else would and it would all be for nothing but shallow vindication for your entirely self inflicted torment, cementing you firmly in everyone's mind as a selfish sadcase because you chose to take your anger out on other people, irreversibly changing their lives in an instant instead of admitting you have a problem and seeking help for it
i really hope im just taking a social experiment too seriously because if you are a real person you're a real accident waiting to happen and every post you make disgusts me a bit more
>>53092637
>brown cum
what the fuck m8
>>53092713
You can be not fat and not have that much muscle
>>53092708
Then why the fuck did they insist on teaching me this shit instead of just telling me how to actually drive?
developing a fondness for these 2bh
probably not the best thing for me
>>53092688
>yank can't count
>>53092639
>But the speed limit is 70. Are you saying I went through all that shit learning to drive just to ignore everything I was taught the second there wasn't a teacher in the passenger seat?
>fat people
ahahahaha
>>53092218
Source on that please.
>>53092688
>2015 was 6 years ago
who /didn't make the most of what they had or /didn't appreciate it until it was gone / here
>>53092722
He's from manchesta y u fink he dresses like oasis
>>53092678
I hate this pretending to be a tumblrina for (you)s gimmick.
It only gets used at certain points in the day too so it's just one sad fuck.
Call me by my first name when its just us two, anon!
>>53092691
VERY very rude dane
why are your people like this?
>>53092639
>he actually follows the speed limit
going to watch a k shit film
>We are closer to 2030 than to the year 2000
>"I have a fondness for energy drinks"
@p*****.o***.pl
Trying to figure out an email address, what service could this be?
First part is possibly Poland
>>53092806
what's this gimmick you're trying to start?
>>53092806
You soft bastard
>>53092758
What's it like being 15 and spending your pocket money at the school tuck shop lad?
>>53092810
Of course I follow the speed limit. I spent a year and several grand ingraining it into my braint
>>53092750
You're just used to fat as fuck women. She's not muscular at all. Doubt she does anything but running in the gym
>>53092639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJpfbp9-NA
BUS TURDS!
>>53092826
and i still can't finish "wrong side of the tracks"
>>53092829
there's an onet.pl and they do email
>>53092841
kek you probably have one of those boxes from the insurance company that means you can't speed because you're a literal child. fuck off
Can we get some driving feels in here lads?
>Tfw a lorry pulls out into the second lane and then slows down
>Tfw lorry spray on the window when it's raining
>Tfw cunts parking over yellow boxes so you can't get out
>tfw waiting to turn right and getting anxious the cars behind you are getting annoyed
>>53092866
FOY
>>53092725
>accident waiting to happen
well he's already irreparably ruined his life by filming and stalking girls. A mudslime with a black mark on his record for sexually motivated crimes? his life is over really.
best he can hope for is shit menial work and live in poverty till he kills himself. better than he deserves 2bh.
>I disable adblock on 4chan
>>53092725
>irreversibly changing their lives in an instant
Are you trying to motivate one to follow through?
No Alcohol or Wanking for three days now.
>>53092866
I CANT BELIEVE JOEY ZELINKSI IS TAKING STACY DI STEFANO TO THE WINTER DANCE. SHES SO DAMN HOT GOSH DARN IT!
>>53092847
No I'm really not I don't live in the south. And there's no way you get abs like that from running or all of the girls I know would look like that.
>>53092595
Were you just edging for ages? I've been there
>>53092828
The new Star Wars bad guy is a fedora?
>>53092889
>tfw you only manage to kill 6 Scottish people with your bin lorry
>>53092802
>>53092639
>But the speed limit is 70
>>53092836
eh?
>>53092901
>>53092912
im trying to motivate one to ask one's family for help, come clean with everything and get whatever help one needs to overcome one's many mental disorders before one makes a stupid decision
>>53092889
my emotions whilst driving are 0% feels and 100% rage
People I hope Ribena murders
>Lisicki
>Cornwall
>Himself
>>53092881
>>53092930
This is why I hate driving. Everyone is a cunt
>>53092920
>abs like that
You know everyone has abs right? Every single person has a 6 pack. It's literally just low body fat
Stupid yank knows nothing about health and fitness. Wow
>>53092940
Minimum of 8 hours per wank tbqh.
Who can it be now?
>>53092952
>Karen
>Not Shiina
Fuck off you fat pleb
>>53092871
Thanks, lad
I'm going all in
But this bitch is smart, the other one didn't report me but this could go pair shaped and I'll be serving at he maj's pleasure for 8 months
>>53092920
All of the girls you know make mcdonalds runs
>>53092866
To this day I refuse to believe that this person does not have at least a little Downs.
>i use f.lux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtzRJgZG98I
comfy tune 2bh (two be honest)
Life's too long desu. If you were guaranteed to live about 40 years you'd fart arse around less.
>>53093001
Oh wait is this ribena? I didn't mean to help you stalk someone any further
>>53093001
what are you even trying to do lad?
not gchq, pinky prom
>>53093011
>I have a terrible autistic sleeping pattern because my devices blast blue light into my eyes all night, keeping me up
top plem
>>53092797
Not a gimmick you're just being fucking retarded.
They create the costumes how the fuck wouldn't they know who they are cosplaying as?
They don't just go to their managers or whatever "id like to cosplay as the little green funny man from star wars"
>>53092982
after several years of following people driving at 15mph, pulling out randomly, and slamming on their brakes suddenly for no apparent reason you kind of automatically turn into a cynical arsehole
>>53093007
no one cares what you refuse to believe you arrogant twat. fuck off you slice of shit.
Just raped myself
I'm shaking
>>53093058
No we wouldn't
>>53093075
realisations tbqh
downloading it now
>>53093058
Come round mine talkin this bollocks and ill shortin yours for you
Spastic cunt
>>53093089
Epic.
bit late to go to the library now
fucked it
>>53092968
How does it help poleaboo to fix his alleged mental health problems?
His problems go deeper, are more expansive than that
He has real shit to deal withlike no job, gf prospects etc
>>53093092
Huh. It never occurred to me that my driving instructor was the one thing stopping me turning into the sort of shithead that made my lessons a nightmare.
>Wake up at 6am
>Browse on phone for half hour
>"Fuck it, I'll have another five minutes"
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up again and it's now 3pm
Fucks sake
>>53093129
>no refute
You are devastated.
>>53092988
yeah its easy to get carried away with it
I mean I like a lengthy wank but it gets to a point where it's just taking the piss and it's not worth the time spent
>>53093134
once he starts fixing his head everything else will become so much easier
looking for work while he's this fucked is only going to make everything worse
>>53093062
>>53093060
Not ribena
Some girl has been stalking me and I'm going to prove it
>>53093128
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
thinking about becoming japanese
>>53093150
Are you neet?
Chopper's out lads and it sounds like it's flying low. Wonder what it is this time.
>>53093011
>not using f.lux
enjoy your burnt out retinas, shithead
>>53093134
at the risk of sounding tumblr af, mental health is the one to fix before the other things, can't get a job/gf if you're climbing the walls or crying
Is the Lion King play any good?
>>53093134
>He has real shit to deal withlike no job, gf prospects etc
Laughing.
Worrying about not having a gf is normie tier.
>>53093200
>>53093189
feel free to nuke yourself, you dog cunt.
>>53093200
You in Belfast? Chooper above my house right now
>>53093131
i don't believe it
>>53093289
very good
can I get a free (you) or 2 lads please I want to show off to me mummy how popular I am!
>>53093217
>the Lion King play
>>53093247
Really chuffed someone saved my lizzy xxxx
>>53092984
Right everyone has abs but not that defined. Like I said, I know girls who are just as skinny and don't look like that.
>>53093189
FOY
>Get cum on my comfy soft pyjamas
>Now have to wear shit old scratchy ones
Absolutely livid right now tbqphwy lads
>>53093281
Yup. Sounds like it's a few streets over from me.
>>53093304
They have bald fannies
JUST THINK
wish i was jewish tbqh
Lads do you like your uni friends more than your home friends?
>>53093304
these shorts are fucking epic, like half of the pictures i spill my seed over contain these shorts
