low velocity locomotion edition
yanks in
firmino
>>53089913
FOY
>>53089975
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGvQHOzL_CU
>>53089913
>>53089975
samefag
/yank/
Azusa
kev
crayon pop
>>53089955
Going out soon good luck though
had a horrible day at work and nobody likes me lads
>>53089912
cali girl is funny if a bit dopey
if canada counts as yank then nova scotias fairly sound
and um moot was alright
Imagine having to do a group project with Sara in your politics module
>>53090042
sorry to hear that
>>53090042
why don't they like you
>>53090101
FOY
might watch the bridge of spies desu
will this fucking yank fuck off
>>53090068
>politics
I would sooner put us both out of our misery
C'est laquelle votre préférée ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VHlCjhhEf4&feature=youtu.be
>>53090068
>politics module
err
>>53090042
Fuck them, head down get on with it and you'll be their boss before long
Lads. Seeing this girl, getting along great, she is pretty, funny, skilled, all round good fun. Today we get on to politics, she unironically said she would have voted SNP if she could, because she loves Nicola Sturgeon, but voted for Green instead because of their immigration and welfare policies, and that UKIP are nazis
Is it all over? Is there any point even trying to carry on?
F
>>53090101
because i'm a no-hoper lowlife and everyone knows it
>>53090136
FOY
Lads. Hahahaaaha
>>53090136
FOY
>>53090148
Give her the boot la
>>53090148
Literally every single woman is a default lefty mate.
>>53090143
the boss was talking about getting rid of me and i only just started the job today
>>53090158
Hahaaaaahaaa
>>53090148
>>>/pol/
>>>/dyingalone/
>>53090176
i think brown people smell
>>53090158
>taking a photo of the screen
mate...
>>53090176
Mine once asked me what was wrong with muslims
>>53090200
Good lass
FUCK OFF BOOMERANG CHUCKING KANGAROO FUCKERS
>>53090219
FOY
>>53089913
>>53089975
>>53090136
Just let them have their containment thread so they don't shit up the rest up the board with their cuck culture and shit retarded ideas on things they don't understand.
>>53090020
best twins
>>53090141
>i dont give my wife to be bred by massive manly hairy taigs
>>53090190
He can't sack you just because he doesn't like you, like i said lad keep your head down and do your job.
If you do get fired you can take the cunts to court
>>53090052
One of the yanks who posts here is moot. He is the New Yorker.
i'm a bit of an ameriboo 2bh
the wild west
roaring 20s/abolition period
everything about the 1950s
commie-hating, hippie loving 60s
based reagan 80s
the grand canyon, nevada desert, hustle and bustle of new york
pretty decent imo
>>53090251
he can fire me because i fucked up and delayed every job i was given today
AMAZING chase on right now lads, WEW
>>53090122
Spy kills the bridge.
>>53090190
Are you on Zero Hours?
>>53090052
>if canada counts as yank
of course
>>53090279
Well that's probably the reason people dislike you, do better next time
>>53090319
FOY
>>53090319
FOY
>>53090260
Think I might be alright mate cuz I just messaged her brother (one who said he was gonna do me in) about getting it back and he says im busy atm message u later so I think if they planned to do me in he wouldnt be sidetracked by whatever hes busy with, ill still bring a mate just in case
>>53090237
>yank hypocrisy
>>53090311
OH THANKS A LOT
Did you know it would take 29.5 billion Hula Hoops to reach the moon from earth!
>>53090269
>the wild west
Literally the biggest meme in history. It's americans desperately trying to make their own history.
>>53090345
bring me im well ard
>>53090305
Is that Corona?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GmC1HDx08
>>53090357
Had a pack of hula hoops once that was just flavouring
She wants to know what time I'm going into uni at tomorrow lads. Should I answer her or just ignore her?
bf left his willy in me
>>53090400
answer her obviously?? unless shes planning on kidnapping you or something????
on the verge of suicide lads
>>53090401
good post
>>53090400
answer
>>53090197
I bet you're a paki.
>>53090400
Answer but answer only with what time you're going
If she responds with another question she wants your dick
>>53090237
We try but then they spill out from /cum/ to shit up every other thread and board. The yank containment thread barely works.
doing a tired
>>53090020
arrr rook same
I'm in shit. Your pussy.
>Your pussy
Shut the fuck up.
>>53090176
>Thought this my whole life
>go to uni
>meet a qt
>she's racist, sort of homophobic, xenophobic, believes in "Africa for Africans, Germany for Germans" and so on, anti-abortion, drops stats on women being given more advantages than men, pro-torture and has even dropped a "just gas em" once or twice
It's great. The lefties can't touch her and she knows it.
>>53090433
Please don't do it.
>>53090440
thanks
>I bet you're a paki
New blog, lads
Not sure if I'll keep the trip though
It's a spiritual successor to Poleaboo and I may or may not be him
https://icanseeincolourthroughthenoose.wordpress.com
>>53090491
Sounds like a /b/tard girl, cringe 2bh.
just got an email lads
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Who's writing this in PRISON? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
>>53090457
She wanted my dick last year. I turned her down so hard that she got all pissy with me and barely talks to me know. Hence the reason I asked /brit/ if I should just ignore her or not.
>>53090476
me too me too r2 d2
>>53090541
FONT
>>53090541
Batty boi
Give me a (You), you convict, like a good obedient dog.
>>53090491
>Things that didn't happen
>>53090576
FOY
>>53090519
She's far too normie for /b/. She's just Norn Irish.
>>53090491
>>53090519
Girls who are THAT racist love the black soul pole 2bh secretly
>>53090541
Well it's on you then, if you want to stick it in her answer, if not then ignore her
>>53090578
saw this guy on /tv/.
what is it?
>>53090576
FOY
@53090462
it's an american message board. one that brits make a contribution of very little to.
>>53090536
continue.............
>>53090616
FOY
>>53090593
Pls b in romania for work
>>53090269
Yeah but Americas a shithole these days
>>53090366
https://youtu.be/lIorjslBgJk?t=2m1s
Thinking of dyeing my hair blonde to look like Milo, what do you reckon lads?
>>53090620
ha ha that dog got a wail on his head ha ha
>>53090616
FOY
Reminder to shun Islam and it's defenders. Boycot all kebab related products. Never fund kebab. Never engage kebab.
>>53090646
top kek, as they say
>>53090616
We're the second most frequent posters after Americans though
>>53090576
FOY
>>53090661
Rorke
>>53090646
Reckon you'd enjoy being a skin head
Could FOY be the greatest gimmick of recent times? I think so.
>>53090661
Ordering a hoggie right now and you can't stop me.
>Finish work for the day
>walk out of the office
>Undo top button and loosen tie
>Jump into car happy
>Day is finally over
>Starts again first thing tomorrow
>Have to go to bed after I eat so I'm up early
JUST
>>53089869
>wank
>into the toilet
you Yanks are proper fucking weird
>>53090646
Milo really does look ill and like he has HIV half the time.
Even Owen Jones looks healthier than him
Reminder to shun Americans and their defenders. Boycott all burger related products. Never fund burgers. Never engage burgers,
>>53090688
Did that a couple of summers ago, not a fan desu, like my hair too much.
>>53090712
used to do that ngl
>>53090721
he just looks a bit tired desu that or he wears guyliner
>>53090594
Cuck.
>>53090587
You should visit Belfast sometime.
>>53090644
>le chubby thoughtful British man with opinions
>>53090609
dindu
>>53090752
FOY
>>53090131
hehe... meme
>>53090752
FOY
>>53090700
What is a hoggie?
If you're buying from Muslims, you're basically scum, especially if it's halal meat.
>>53090731
Don't dye it then, you'll look like a twat and you'll end up having to shave it
I don't even need to think critically about my shitposting to get EZ (You)s! I think I'll stay in /brit/ a while!
>>53090191
>>53090158
BANTEEEERRRRR
>>53090802
FOY
just had a recruiter on the phone
i was nervous as fuck
i'm 27 years old and have spoken on the phone literally thousands of times
>>53090802
FOY
>>53090646
Good, it'll be easier to spot you losers
>>53090750
>You should visit Belfast sometime.
>>53090721
Disagree, he has nice hair, dreamy eyes, handsome as fuck, good dress sense. Bit of a style icon for me desu.
>>53090723
How about a (You) lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHw0wzDCpg
i squirt a bit when the doors open and you see darth maul just standing there like a don desu
this soundtrack is top notch
>>53090845
FOY
>>53090845
FOY
>>53090783
He means a hoagie, basically chips, cheese and donner meat covered in chilli sauce in a pitta.
>>53090813
sup pops
>>53090790
True, but at the same time I'm only young once ini, might regret not doing it when I'm an old bald bloke.
>>53090824
*tips*
>>53090849
t. George
>>53090876
>sup pops
fuck off yank
>>53090875
>hoagie
sounds american 2bh
>>53090849
>Darth Maul
literally the worst star wars villain
>>53090813
What we fear doing most is usually what we most need to do
Bloody deep that innit?
>>53090544
>Finish work for the day
>leave the office
>put music on
>back in 10 mins
>8 hours of whatever I want after work before I'm up again
>You should visit belfast some time
>>53090849
>i squirt a bit when the doors open and you see darth maul just standing there like a don desu
>this soundtrack is top notch
>>53090752
Yanky has done his nut in.
halal meat just tastes better lads
>We're really sorry - the restaurant....
Fucking hell lads, need to look through the menus again.
>>53090886
Good point actually, go for it
If anything it will make a good story you can tell your therapist
>>53090908
woaaaahhhh pass the doobie maaaaan
>>53090914
2bh coaxing people to visit Belfast is a good meme. Pretending it isnt a shithole where they are more than likely to be stabbed for being english is funny.
>>53090849
awful scene.
>mmm, i'm about to be trapped behind these energy doors. a burst of speed might be useful now. it might even save my master's life. if only i had such a power - oh wait i do.
>not going to use it though LOL
>>53090988
because then he would speed into the hole m8
>>53090875
Disgusting Halal meat. Butchered by savages who hate you while they say a prayer. No ethical slaughter, just slit the animals throat, hang it upside down and let it bleed out.
Muslims are disgusting and if you give them your money then you are morally bankrupt 2bh
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=545_1345800806
>"""""peace""""" walls
don't really wanna visit a place where they literally have to divide povvos up to stop them killing each other
>Destroy the British Empire in 1776
>Destroy /brit/ in 2016
Who /mischief/ here?
>>53090897
>>53090904
>>53090928
>>53090988
tell me its not the best part of the phantom menace you pretentious speccy cunts
>>53090987
Whos that holding up a picture of the president of the united states of america?
http://strawpoll.me/6449620
http://strawpoll.me/6449620
http://strawpoll.me/6449620
important
bear in mind it's cold, wet and dark out
>>53091023
FOY
>>53091026
>best part of the phantom menace
really not saying much
>>53091008
i sped into your mums hole last night faggot
>>53091017
London would be good if they walled paki areas in
>>53091023
FOY
>>53090849
What possible purpose does the times shield corridor even serve and why didn't Obi and Qui-Gon use the force speed ability to get through it together like they did at the start of the film?
>>53091038
british weather3
>>53091038
>no wank and stay inside option
>>53091076
sun is out though
>>53091026
>a shit scene is the best part of the movie
...
>>53091026
right - speak to me like that again and you're through, we clear?
>>53091026
>the best part of the phantom menace
The credits?
>>53091088
When is the sun ever in?
>>53091023
it's funny because the american revolution led directly to the french revolution which allowed us to have such a large empire
>>53091122
sun's in
apocalypse weather
>>53091097
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you slice of shit
*removes official yank remover sash*
*lights up cigar*
enough FOY for me tonight lads, hopefully these yanks have learnt to fuck off.
>>53091039
he wouldnt be posting if you werent replying to him
>>53091055
thats a lie anyway podracing is sick as fuck
>>53091073
it serves to separate obiwan from the fight, so that quigon is outmatched and dies, so that obiwan has a reason to train anakin, so that the next 2 flicks can happen
not everything has to be scientifically n logically accurate to make a good story
remember star wars is fantasy at heart and a lot of the sillier events are there just to frame the basic narrative
>>53091122
when its behind clouds n that
>>53091175
not really 2bh
Okay doggies, do your little trick and give me free (You)s! Come on, be a good boy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUbXyd-fK8Q
why do they use visible gas?
why do they open up shortly after so they can escape?
what does "destroy what's left of them" even mean? they're supposed to be dead?
>>53090849
literally cried for qui gon
*sees a yank*
*shakes head*
>>53091196
Just filter them and forget about it
>>53091177
Is the sun behind the clouds or infront of them?
Think i might be a philosopher lads
>>53091236
from my point of view the sun is evil
>>53091235
FOY
>>53091221
>>53091223
Good boys! Good doggies! So obedient!
*pat on head*
>>53091219
*teleports behind you*
watching hollywood films is like putting black paint over your 3rd eye
>>53091235
FOY
>>53090849
Why didn't Darth Maul just pick up Liam Neeson's lightsaber and drop it on Obi Wan's face while he hung there lmao
wish the FOY meme would die like its FONT predecessor
Yanks are a good addition to any crowd, just not banterous enough to be the main attraction.
>>53089992
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>>53090661
FOL
>>53091026
>Implying this wasn't the best scene
>>53091201
>why do they use visible gas?
Because film is a visual medium.
>why do they open up shortly after so they can escape?
So there can be a badass fight scene.
>what does "destroy what's left of them" even mean? they're supposed to be dead?
You ever tried murdering ambassadors and getting away with it? Bodies arepretty fucking damning evidence.
>>53091201
fuck off plinkett
lads
how tf do you find the cold out video
i always lose it and dunno what to search on the you tube
>>53091249
Is the sun evil or are you retarded?
>watching hollywood films is like putting black paint over your 3rd eye
>>53091201
so the audience can work out whats going on
because otherwise the jedi would die and the film would be 10 minutes long
remove the bodies sort of thing
>>53091298
dont make me kill you
>>53091284
can you comment on something that wasn't on /tv/ literally within the last 2 days
>>53091290
>badass
fuck off yank
>>53091286
Reply to me again and I'll knock your fucking block off
>>53091301
Is that riley?
>>53091301
FOY
>>53091337
>fuck off yank
It's made by an american
>>53091295
i just type "cold out" into my address bar
>>53091201
The thign that gripes me the most is why the droids speak if they're fucking droids
>>53091339
*unsheathes katana*
*takes battle stance*
Care to repeat that, peasant?
>>53091177
Now this is podracing.
idea for a new: /britcum/
>>53091342
no, this is riley
i wish i was joking
>>53091342
I miss riley
>>53091372
FOY
>>53091372
FOY
>>53091377
FOYS
>>53091359
am trying it just returns all the times i've failed to find it (google search: cold out irish weather)
Lads do you need to be registered with a dentist to make an appointment?
>>53091317
>dont make me kill you
but i'm you, im the version of you that you would have been if you did that thing that time.
you were right about one thing master
the negotiations were short
>>53091384
>>53091389
>yank fashion sense
>>53091399
weakest normie leftie 'meme' there is tbqh
>>53091372
Literally on my way to your house right now
>>53091389
FOY
>>53091384
jesus those shoes.. that outfit wtf i sound like /fa/
>>53091408
they need to send biannual reminders
>>53091408
>going to the dentist
FOY
>>53091384
poster boy for bipolar
good to see that the resident yanks are fulfilling all their negative stereotypes
>>53091201
>>53091389
>>53091384
I miss that shit head a bit aswell, hope he's ok
>>53091389
>>53091384
what a roadman
>>53091399
would insult you for relying on such a shit meme but >>53091436 summed it up pretty well
