/ck/ made this. Is it true?
>>53085804
Uh huh... uh oh... huh
>hummus
Real sick of your bullshit Yurop
>>53085781
>Vegan burger
>Fucking hummus
>avocados
I thought hippies went extinct in the 80s
i hate burgers with a soft bun it just gets all soggy and shit
USA burger was clearly made a canadian
>>53085781
>"half cooked" is bad
>vegan burgers are good
>>53085781
Gotta have some fires to go with that burger, brah
>>53085941
homemade burgers are not greasy
the burger joints are because their frying surface is flat they use the grease to cook the burger
>>53086099
I admire the presentation and I would expect great taste, but in the end what's the point of a burger if it's too large to eat without spilling?
>>53086314
Overcoming adversity is what makes our nation great.
is it true that they don't serve beer in american fast foods?
>>53085781
What the fuck
No
Have you literally never eaten a burger in an average food shack/wagon on the corner?
They're greasy as fuck too, and I'm familiar with american burger recipes, the whole damn thing is a meme and probably another autistic "prank" by /deutsch/. I'm occasionally on /ck/ and they're not this meme-y.
>avocado
>hummus (wat)
>vegan
>nothing is deep fried
all hipsters should be executed 2bh
>>53086361
It's true
but we can always go to the party barn and get some on the way home
>>53086343
>Overcoming adversity
That's a very fancy description for the will to spill. If half my dinner ends up scattered on the plate, I could've just ordered it on the plate instead of between two buns.
>>53085781
Both look bad in their own way.
>Yuros
>Making burgers
Cringing at this thought honestly
Never seen a European that didn't make an abortion of a burger.
>>53086361
Fast food places are bad enough without alcohol being involved
don't really care but i had something like this in portugal and it was the best burger i've ever had in my life and i've had multiple burgers in nyc too
>>53086739
If there is a will there is a way
>>53086961
That's not a burger
That's a hamburger sandwich
>>53086979
how is a hamburger not a sandwich, its literally something in between bread
>>53086547
Are you in Louisiana?
fuck off pansy ass europeans
a burger is meant to be a greasy sloppy mess
>>53087021
That's a real shitty burger right there if it is then
Ciabatta is a terrible bread to use for hamburger meat.
>>53087064
Thats in Texas
>>53086837
I'm sorry senpai, I tried my best but I ran out of mayo and forgot to throw the cheese on the burgers while still in the pan.
>>53087186
Mcdonalds tier desu
>>53087118
why
>I browse /ck/
>>53087250
A bit too tough for hamburgers
>>53087307
don't you have teeth? thought we were supposed to be the pussies here?
>>53087186
As long as you enjoy your burger. no harm has been done
>>53087327
I'd rather not have all the contents of the burger slip out due to the bread being tougher than the rest of the meal. Ciabattas better for cold cuts and chicken IMO.
>>53085781
I just made myself a burger with
>xxl sesame bun
>a fucking lettuce leaf
>2 slices of tomato
>200g ground beef
>4 thick slices of bacon
>röstzwiebeln (deep-fried onions)
>regular fried onions
>heinz ketchup
>some smoky jack daniels bbq sauce
all fried in the bacon fat
rate my burger ingredients
>>53087652
>no danish remoulade
>no processed cheese
But why
>>53087652
fuck I forgot
>irish cheddar
>>53085781
>Big sesame bun
>sallad (tomatoes,pickles, lettuce)
>hamburger sauce with extra spice
>onion + dried onion
>beef
>ketchup and mustard
>big sesame bun
>there are """""""""people""""""""" right now in this thread who don't grill their bun with olive oil and garlic
>>53088145
>unsaturated fat
Enjoy your cancer
>>53088407
>mediterranean diet a shit
t. third world diet pro
>>53085781
fuck that mac and cheese bun triggered my trypophobia
get that shit outta here
>>53088145
why would you do that on a soft bun? I mean, are you stupid?
americans, do you have any microbakeries?
>>53085781
>patty is vegan
more like
>patty is falafel or "lamb"
>>53088407
>Peru giving cooking lessons
Disfruta de tu paloma envenenada y cruda, puerco salvaje incivilizado
>>53088713
Many. This comes up all the time when /int/s threaten us with that bagged bread.
>>53085781
European burger is called kebab, my friend
>>53088675
Why the fuck not? Do you not like tasty shit?
>>53086099
God damn that looks good
>>53088817
glad to hear, carry on
So Germans want to talk about shitty food huh.
But you know, I suppose that it isn't fair to single out German made burgers since OP wanted to make it Eurocentric. So let's try to include other countries as well. Look, they even have a advertisement for it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq0IYA2p2Uo
>>53085781
>>53086099
>>53087093
>>53091087
>>53091396
>mfw this thread
>these posts
>pic related
>>53087652
>>53088050
thumbs up, approved
>>53087652
>>53086099
>raw onions
gross desu
>mfw a European calls lettuce "salad" near me
>>53091396
What's wrong with those burgers?
>>53091867
thanks
>>53092298
that's the kind of seal I've waited for....finally...
will post pictures the day after tomorrow (lol why not just call it overmorrow)
>leaving americans in charge of food
>>53085781
>vegan
>hummus
>nothing fried
What a surprise, yuros are massive, arab-fucking faggots
>>53092622
Frozen prefabricated processed burgers full of preservatives doesn't seem to match what the picture says a Euroburger is made of, but Norwegians think that they do.
>implying Europeans can afford avocados
Avocados are a luxury only Americans and Mexicans can afford.
Look you little low-test shits, a lot of bad things can be said about America, but their cuisine is not one of them.
It's literally fucking god tier. Show some respect.
>>53092981
What's your point?
They probably sell frozen burgers in the US too.
>>53086099
>literal fat food
gross. that would have about 2000 cal.
>>53088713
Why does that bread have mold?
>>53086314
most americans can unhinge their jaws for larger burger consumption not unlike snakes
>>53093182
>American perplexed as he see's something that isn't Wonderbread™ for the first time
>>53086361
depends on the state, some places you can get beer at a drive thru
>>53093105
>They probably sell frozen burgers in the US too.
just the paddies really ( pic related, ) other than white castle sliders I don't think I've seen premade frozen burgers in a grocery store.
you can microwave them but most people throw them on the stove, on a grill, or in a foreman. then you just buy the buns and whatever else you want to put on it while you're at the store.
>>53093625
I really fugged that one up
>>53093625
It's the same fucking shit here, genious.
That's just one brand, and I doubt there's frozen bread inside it.
>>53093693
it's the same everywhere
americans rarely eat burgers outside of maybe a bbq in summer or lunch at a fast food place
it's just a meme food
>>53085781
Europeans can't make burger
they don't understand the properties of a good one
and in fact you "can" make a tasty veggie burger without covering it in meme hipster shite.
>>53085781
>hummus
>Euroburger order
"Good Morgen! Can I hav good burger ja? no veg just ketchup and burgr danke
*takes off the buns, puts them in the bag for latter and just eats the patty*
>Ameriburger order
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim"
*takes a booth to himself and eats it right there while everyone cheers*
>>53094179
that's wrong, we take burgers for serious
only hipster, big-town people think they found the holy grail and self-proclaimed internet "people" try to modify it just to get the best out of it
it's not the best food in the world but it's good, fucking good
>>53094179
They like variety as much as anyone else
>>53086291
what is that purple heinz shit?
>>53095219
>he doesn't have purple heinz in his country
oh wow
>>53085781
The yellow gooey sauce is called cheddar "cheese" and is disgusting.
>>53095219
t. pitor lidlinsky
>>53085781
I prefer the American one. Sorry. I love bacon and cheese.
>>53095297
is it still the 90s there?
>>53087652
>>53088050
Sounds gud. We will consider you for visa.
>>53088713
I live in Burlington VT. Lots of locally made bread here.
>>53095569
It was actually available until 2006 when the last remaining stocks were finally destroyed under UN supervision
http://mentalfloss.com/article/55371/rise-and-fall-heinzs-green-ketchup
my cholesterol went sky-high just by watching this thread
>>53091087
i tried it once, its shit. i guarantee you its not gonna stay on the market, its just too bad, the dough especially.
Its a novelty thing and will disappear as they always do.
>bun is made of deep fried Mac n cheese
Died
Just ordered a Big Deluxe medium meal with curly fries from Hardees at 2:00am for delivery. The whole thing will cost me 20 QR (5.46USD) since there is no delivery charge in Qatar. Feels good knowing I don't have to get up off my seat for good food to come to me at any time for a low price.
Ste
>>53103605
shame iran is going to nuke you soon
>>53086361
Yep, annoying as fuck.
>>53103605
Lucky. I wish mcdonalds had delivery.
they're all tasty
>>53085781
>actual bread (with sesame)
>picture is with poppy seed
good job murricans, never change
>>53104004
that's the euroburger fucko
