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>fuck off we're """""""""""full"""""""""""
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Remember that those are the only habitable areas of the country.
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>>53080557
No they're not.

Anyway full in this context doesn't necessarily mean amount of unused land. It's quality of life and so on.
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>immigrants move here
>great we'll be able to start our big city projects in northern territory or inner nsw and victoria
>oh wait everyone just movies to sydney and melbourne
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But is full of spiders
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>>53080479
>being full means you have to be LITERALLY shoulder-to-shoulder like some third world shithole
Our roads are clogged, our internet is shit, many people abuse the generosity of our welfare system, and public transport is terrible. We don't need more cunts than we can support.

And for future reference, m8, that phrase only applies to brown people.
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>>53080479


but seriously, we're full. sorry
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>>53080479
Australia has one of the most urbanised populations in the world, if you came to Sydney and saw how much of a literal Los Angeles-tier shithole it is you would figure that out
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>>53081145

Canadian currently staying in Mildura 3500. Can I stay?
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>>53081257
>Mildura
Picking grapes are we?
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>>53080767
>Arachnophobia triggered
Fuck you italy
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>>53082098
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>>53081257
>Canadian currently staying in Mildura 3500. Can I stay?

yeah. but by adding you we are even more then full.
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What do aussies think about working holiday visa gypsies?
Been thinking about doing this for a while. Weather is boring here atm.
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>>53082199

That looks like the flood in Halo.
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>>53082199
That one's probably tiny lol

Those ones are always small compared to Huntsman spiders etc
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>>53080479

to be fair all that grey area is basically a desert
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>>53080619
yeah they are.
The rest of the country has been overrun with drop bears
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>>53083395
to be fair you have no idea about Australia
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>>53083395
yer m8 im sure it is to be tbf
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>>53080767
Literally the places with the most lethal spiders are crowded with people (Brazil and the US). That's a shitty excuse.
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>>53080767
>be Australian
>walk a dog
>get distracted by a drop bear
>a giant spider has snatched your dog
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>>53080479
fuck off back to reddit
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>>53083702
Someones cranky
Also, I didn't know that city states or USSR vassals counted as countries on /int/
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>>53082199
i wonder what items it'd drop if i killed it
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>>53083838
t. abdullah ibrahim mohammed
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>>53083880
At least my country will be independent in 20 years
Have fun trying to suck Putins dick for mercy
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>>53083140
>>53083321
>>53083657
>>53083699
>>53083869
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>>53083970
beats sucking mohammeds dick like you already do ;)
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>>53083657
>American spiders
>Lethal
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>>53084077
Aren't the brown recluse and black widow the spiders with the most dangerous venom?
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so jealous
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>>53083602

that map is a little misleading since it says 'vegetation' and there is some vegetation in most deserts.

Here is an actual fact for you:

>deserts of Australia cover 1,371,000 square kilometres (529,000 sq mi), or 18% of the Australian mainland. However, approximately 35% of the Australian continent receives so little rain it is effectively desert.

>>53083441

>German sense of humour

I was semi-joking Hans, way to reinforce the national stereotype
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>>53080479
and sweden could hold 40million people
open your heart))
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>>53084052
At least someone can point out my country on the map, fuckwit
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>>53084077
Poisonous snakes as well. Oh and you have actual land apex predators such as cougars, bears and wolves roaming around. All big predators in Australia went extinct before the white men arrival.
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>>53084168
Maybe in the country, but basically nobody dies to it because of modern medicine. It's like a more painful spider bite that might put you in the hospital for a day.
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>>53084568
>poisonous
venomous.
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>>53084553
Talking about relevancy, are we? :^)
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Muzzies wouldn't last a nanosecond against Australian banter. Why set yourself up to fail?
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>>53084638
Funny how the UK pretends to be your friend so you can destroy people we hate, while we spend money on healthcare and education instead of war
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>>53084553
The name seems to be out of date though, Greater Islamic Caliphate is more appropriate. Don't worry, I'll let the map guys know so they can correct the inaccuracy.
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>>53084780
What are you talking about man, British are legit
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>>53084780
Your entire history consists of you sucking Swedens dick as a feeble attempt to get into the Scandinavian Union.
You are the dweeb with a lisp and they're the cool kids. Stay mad, Ruskie nerd
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>>53084872
Just having some fun with our muslim friends
>>53084887
Yeah, you're real cool Jamal. I wish I could fit as much black dick up my ass like you.
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>>53083869
11 silver, 43 copper
2x [Spider leg]
1x [Spider silk]
1x [Standard Claymore]
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>>53085122
You probably can, due to the 5 centuries of anal rape you've endured by your powerful and actually relevant neighbours
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Australians complain about the outback being too remote to host a large amount of people. But if more people were to arrive wouldn't there be more facilities built to eventually make the land more habitable?
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>>53085834
is it fun being fucked in the ass by mudslimes?
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Why don't the Aussies build more cities in the centre to bring balance to the population wtf
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>>53085905
>1.Muhammad
>10.Mohammed
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>>53085905
I'm sorry, who are you?
Ah yes, those assholes who come to our country to unclog our toilet
Oh and by the way, that graph makes sense because most Muslims are called Muhammed, while only 1-2 out of 100 whites are called Oliver
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>>53083239

But Australia does not need any more muslim women.
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>>53080479
What do people here do for a living?
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>>53086206
In all seriousness,do you want baltic immigrants or do you want filthy muslimes multiplying like rats?
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>>53086281

Have sex with sheep and fight brown people
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>>53086348
I doubt brown people go through all that boat-stopping just to live there.
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>>53085834
Still better than being inbred for 5 centuries then getting your genes mixed with Pajeet and Mohammed. Man do I feel bad for your future generation.
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>>53086405

I mean these brown people

https://youtu.be/Ivq5icJnGXk
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>>53080479
So what the fuck happens in the middle? Abos?
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>>53086423
My Estonian friend,stay safe and protect your heritage.
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>>53083321
>the giant huntsman spider is considered the world's largest spider by legspan, reaching over 12 inches (30 centimeters) across
Believe it or not, it doesn't live in Australia.
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>>53086439
>Nyirripi
Wow fuck it's like there's Africa in the middle of Australia. Nice one
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>>53086326
The only "Muslimes" I've met are hard working and intelligent. This may not be entirely accurate, but from experience, I've never met a brown chav
However, filthy baltic dipshits tend to be much stupider and filthier. They walk around with redbull in their hands, squatting next to trees, spitting on police cars and heavily funding the tracksuit industry.
I would rather not live in the same city as a filthy gypsy CYKA BLAT screaming scumbag
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>>53084769
Funny how we have a flag on the moon while you're here bitching to an American on an American website over the American internet.
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>>53086281
Huff petrol. Also why is every Australian I've met a walking stereotype?
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>>53086423
Shut up, just because your genes were fucked up by Ghengis Khan and his hoarde of horny horsemen it doesn't mean you have to call us what you see in the mirror every day.
Odds are half of your people descended from a Steppes horse
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>>53086656
you know balts aint slavs. you inbred brit
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>>53086786
Whatever you say, Slavlord
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>>53086661
Funny how you can't provide adequate healthcare to your people despite having an army that costs more that the rest of the worlds combined, and your people are dumb enough to bite the bait
Your country is a joke
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>>53086784
Don't be mad, I'm sure even the hellish mix of inbred united caliphate and pooinloo genes will produce some qt's along the way..maybe
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>>53087004
Sounds like it's about Russia lol.
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>>53087004
meanwhile in UK
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>>53084168
they are poisonous but i don't think anyone's died to one in years, i worked in areas with lots of brown recluses and just made sure to tuck my gloves into my sleeves.

im more concerned about bees cause i'm allergic
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>>53080479

Now post a map of all the arable land in australia.
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>>53085905
>1. Muhammad
>10. Mohammed
Top kek you can't make this up
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>>53087178
I understand that your cranium has become mush from the vodka being funneled into your face, but don't take it out on a country which your people migrate to because your one is so shit
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>>53087456
A brit speaking about an another countries drinking. HAHAHAHA
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saw this on leddit :^')
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>>53087872
Maybe if you drank less your basketball players wouldn't be so shit and your EuroVision singers wouldn't have been laughed off stage for 8 years
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>>53088460
Your eurovision last year was really shit, so i dont know what you are talking about. and our basketball players are really good.Not that any of this matters,you inbred anglo.
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>>53087004
Only a small minority of Americans are without healthcare.

Where does this meme originate?
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>>53086661
"american website"
HAHAHA
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>>53088460
lithuania is pretty damn good at bball for their population
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>>53088677
At least we didn't get 0 points and cried ourselves to sleep every night until 1999 like you did.
Also, basketball is for plebs, and if someone who isn't Lithuanian can name a Lithuanian player off by heart, then I'll eat my hat, which is more than what the average filthy Litho-Slav kid eats
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>>53089008
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zydrunas_Ilgauskas
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>>53089008


I dont understand why are all brits so fucking angry.Like wtf srsly is it that bad in UK?
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>>53089049
Yes, and he is famous for being part of the Slav team, right?
I didn't think so
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>>53089131
he was a very good player in the NBA for years, which is 'making it' in basketball
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>>53089176
Still only gained fame in the American NBA
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>>53089219
so? it's the same thing in soccer, who gets famous without playing in epl la liga serie a or bundesliga at some point?
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An animated cartoon about old Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKDkzeCgQ0E
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>>53080786
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>>53081253
>Can give shit but nok take it

Australians finally show their real face.
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