>I will never ever be a slovak
Life is death tbqh
but why
>>53075982
Be thankful, slovaks are worse at handling banter than Americans
>>53076019
You know why
>>53076044
Tbh that one slovak you are thinking of is a depressed commie
>>53075982
There is nothing thrilling about being a Slovak, but yeah, I definitely wouldn't switch with anyone else.
>>53075982
You can be honorary slovak if you want familia
>>53076044
Zoberem ti život na balkón, ciganik
>>53075982
Yeah, feels pretty good.
>>53077410
Don't you even try, brother
>>53077410
Slovenia is worthy of admiration
>>53077434
What's wrong, my fellow Slovak citizen?
>>53077493
Well, looking at you now, not much
You were just bit brown looking, that's why I was worried, brother.
Not like you are a filthy Slovenian or anything. Those are the worst.
Do you also hate them, brother?
How do I bang qt Slovak girls?
>>53075982
>not wanting to be a bosniak instead
are you mentally challenged?
>>53077633
Just say you are "merican beyby", and 90% of those dumb sluts will fall to your knees.
Not even kidding about this one. Slovak girls are so fucking stupid and naive, it's unbelievable.
You can fuck 'em, but you can never date them.
Where is the white/brown border in Slavworld?
Where do the lands of white Slavs border those of brown Slavs?
>>53077600
Y-Yeah, fuck those guys, am I right?
>>53077683
>never date
Why's that? I'm white. Don't they think they can get a green card out of me, like say a Ukrainian woman thinks?
>>53075982
>t. Muhammad Ibn al-Sūriyāni
>>53077855
>on't they think they can get a green card out of me
>2016
>wanting to immigrate to America
>>53077778
>brown slavs
uwot?
>>53077855
If you want to date them, date them, I'm just saying it for your own good.
Sure, they'll want murican citizenship, but you know what's worst? The amount of shit they'll say, will make you want to bash their head into the wall.
This just came up on my FB feed. Your typical slovakian QT
>>53077778
>>53077893
You can't seriously believe that all Slovak girls are ultra patriotic and want to stay in their country for the rest of their life, can you? I'd bet that most would be tickled pink that a Westerner is giving Slovakia the time of day
>>53078044
Bulgarians and Serbs are pretty much brown people. Bosnians, Croats, Slovenes, Slovaks and Czechs are mixed brown-white, in descending order of brownness.
>>53078044
Where is the white/brown border in Belgium?
>>53078116
language border ofcourse
Brussels is black though
>>53078048
>You can't seriously believe that all Slovak girls are ultra patriotic
I don't. We don't have much to be patriotic about.
>and want to stay in their country for the rest of their life, can you?
Why the fuck not?
>inb4 Hostel is a documentary.
>>53078307
>Why the fuck not?
Because many people, especially young women, want to belong to something famous or well known, in this case, a Western country, especially if it offers a quality of life improvement.
Being from an unknown, boring (to most of the world) country isn't appealing to everyone
>>inb4 Hostel is a documentary.
Even though that's literally the only movie from your country that people know (your own Borat, in other words) I won't pull a cheap shot on you.
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