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U already know his name
cara maisie sersh azusa mugi kyary kpop
>Why yes, I do like bending down and licking my dogs shit after it fucks my wife
NOT A REAL /brit/ GENERAL
NEW
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>My cat committed suicide
DO NOT POST IN YANK /brit/ THREADS
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>>53073402
>I own a pet that is dependent on me for it's happiness, just how i like it because I can't make anyone else happy
>i am a cat person
>I am a dog person
needing Rasheeds and Goldbergs to answer
if the Cross is the symbol of Christianity because of the symbolism of the crucifixion, why is the crescent moon and star the symbol of Islam? why is the star of David and the Menorah the symbols of Judaism?
>i am a snake person
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>>53073392
Lads I am loving this bangin meme but I really have no idea what it means.
>the doorman
Me on the left
>I have 15 cats
>>53073539
FOY
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>>53073456
rekt
c;
>>53073546
Me in the takeaway "Delicious" out of frame
>>53073572
FOY
looks like janny took the plunge
>>53073544
"fuck off yank"
>>53073546
The Wolf of Well Street - waheyyy!
not really a fan of this FOY gimmick iah
t. a real australian and not a yank with a proxy
>>53073595
FOY
can I be your foy toy?
Back at work this morning, boss just came in and asked if we feel "refreshed" after the Christmas break, even though most us worked 3 days between christmas and new year. What an absolute cunt.
Why is that Australian so butthurt?
>>53073595
FOY
>>53073607
FOYS(Sympathiser)
Business idea: restore the empire, kill off all of the yank men and claim their women as sex slaves.
>>53073636
Jealousy
>>53073634
follow him home after work and kill him
kill his wife and kids too if he has those
Business idea : apply for janitorial position at 4chan
>>53073532
The crescent moon is the symbol of islam because they worship an asteroid.
What do you think is inside the energon cube?
A "star" fell from the heavens many years ago which became a core element of their belief system.
bought FTL on steam because it was on sale and i had my eye on it anyway but now i'm too scared to play it because it looks like a lot of boring learning i have to do
>>53073667
>nobody from his country has ever been to space
T O P
K
E
K
No wonder Australians are always so butthurt. They live in a non-country.
>>53073684
only nations with HDI higher than us can tell us to fuck off sorry
getting mighty pissed off famalamadingdong
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>>53073762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XKLYz9SYrp
foy isnt even new, wtf
>>53073759
there was one lad from australia who was an astronaut
wikipedia lists him as american because he ditched his australian citizenship when he moved there because you couldn't have dual citizenship back then
>>53073782
what a cute accent, "mate" :). Say yank again, "yanhk" lol
wish i had a decent pc so i could play elite dangerous because that looks like a fun autism simulator
>>53073828
fuck off
>>53073828
>because that looks like a fun autism simulator
Why would you need to simulate something you already have?
>>53073836
fight me irl
>>53073822
>I save pictures of niggers
Care takers! We need you in here!
>>53073848
fight me irl too
>>53073532
it was used through the middle ages by some jews as a symbol. was picked up by the zionist movement. in the flag of israel context it's supposed to reflect socialist ideals or something
>>53073852
see you at 1345 6th avenue NY NY August 1st 2016
be there you pathetic slut
>>53073822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mfg4FIbeUs
just peeled a satsuma all on my own lads
fucking move over bear grills haha
>>53073893
you put a lot of effort into that
here is your (you)
>>53073890
Fuck off Tyrone DaQuorn
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>>53073804
FOY
>>53073875
With aircraft and ships dumbass.
>>53073893
You really do have autism, don't you?
>>53073893
PRODUCTION VALUE
>>53073882
that was just a bunch of letters and numbers
why can't yanks come up real street names?
>>53073927
Yes
I've been on 8 CCTV cameras already this morning and I haven't even arrived at work yet
I NEED ARAB COCK WHERE IS THE ARAB COCK
>>53073956
*unzips dick* here it is
>>53073918
with aircraft and ship what?
>>53073933
Yanks are too dumb to remember unique street names so they have to do it numerically
GIVE ME ARAB COCK PLEASE I NEED IT SO BAD
going for a 20 mile bike ride in the BGC (Great British countryside) then doing a shit load of bench press for no good reason now okbye
>>53073933
also known as 1235 avenue of the americas
#rekt
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
GIVE ME ARAB COCK RIGHT NOW
>>53073893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmcEDTsUYc
>>53073999
*gives you arab cock*
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE TO FIND THE ARAB COCK
>>53073918
do NOT bully my friend
this FOY gimmick just makes the yanks shitpost even more
>>53074003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FTgFbL1sEB
5 minutes off of my sleep target last night because I was so restless
Gutted like
I WANT TO LICK IT SO BAD
>>53074049
WEW
I WANT TO PUT ARAB COCK IN EVERY HOLE OF MY BODY
PLEASE I NEED IT IT IS LIKE FOOD FOR ME I NEED IT TO SURVIVE
>>53074108
FOY
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Who's posting in JANUARY 2016?
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>>53074131
FOY
>>53074087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GHr5byl6o7
clothes shopping for the first time in about 6 months
>>53074134
its september
What's going on in the middle east now then? Some sort of disagreement over who should have been the next person to lead Islam after Muhummed? It was ages ago tbf - funny that they can't just move on from it desu.
>>53074188
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE
>>53074269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aC0ocHdQvs
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>>53073890
HAHAHA. Thank you Janny!
>>53074269
FOY
>>53074264
>What's going on in the middle east now then?
You tell me, Mohammed.
>>53074194
normie aroo
>>53074134
ÛžMeÛž
ÛžladÛž
>>53074290
The laugh track is the funniest bit to be honest
>>53074264
I do not know mate. That is a question for the local Imam.
@53074337
>yank
>finding the laugh track the funniest part
not even surprised, no wonder big bang theory is so big there
>>53074357
LOL, TBBT is a meme show
>>53074376
FOY
When does the Amazon courier usually deliver? Anyone know?
>>53074357
BBT without the laugh track is good, proper cringy.
>>53074416
When your mum opens her legs.
>>53074416
depends on the current haha
(pls respond)
>>53074416
Entirely dependant on where you live
me wankstick is raw lads
>>53073828
you can run it on mid range computers 2bh
it is fun but it gets to be a massive grind
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>>53074471
cheers lads
>order shirt 3 weeks ago
>ships next day!!!!
>no email saying it's shipped
>1 week goes by
>2 weeks go by
>check their fb
>last business post update was 22/12 so they were closed for christmas
>home ALL fucking day today
>cunt leaves a thing in my letter box telling me to go pick it up tomorrow
REE REE REE REE
>>53074522
i'm stuck with a cheap laptop iah
wish i could get a job and buy something better but fuck dealing with normies
>>53074589
all aussies are by definition normie
>>53074629
blah blah blah you only ever see the surface
abnormies are by definition marginalised
>>53074589
technically that's also my laptop, you fucking dole bludger
>>53074650
welfare is not a big hole
marx did nothing wrong
chinese stock markets did a nasty crash lads
>>53074723
Good desu, don't like them.
hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here
>>53074723
did it
>>53074649
nah ur a normie deal with it
>i am le special snowflake
naaaah piss of
>>53074723
It was me, I sold all my shares in anime.
Might pop out for a fag
>>53074805
i have autism and schizophrenia and depression and i've never even made eye contact with a girl and i'm a wheelchair-bound spastic
>>53074826
good lad
>>53074840
loser hahahahaha
>>53074836
shut the door when you leave x
>>53074964
>poo peeland
>>53074840
I bet that must be wheely bad.
>>53075013
>poo gay
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>>53075000
heh ep1c
>>53074840
what schizophrenia symptoms do you get?
>>53075049
it slips me the voices through the cracks
shouting ever unheard till now at last
>>53075013
that's the kind of dumb jokes my year 5 teacher used to make about the kid with the broken leg
>FTSE 100 down 2% already
wew lads
>>53074840
when i was in the loony bin one of the patients was a schizo and he was still more normie than me, he wasnt even a virgin iirc
>>53075104
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he didn't have a leg to stand on
>>53075104
What happened, did the kid eventually snap?
>>53075158
burn in hell you motherfucking CUNT
lost my virginity recently
shagged her for a good 2 minutes
>>53075158
Got to give you a standing ovation for that one.
>>53075197
FONT
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>>53075291
reddit tier
and this is coming from an unfunny cunt
http://strawpoll.me/6446962
http://strawpoll.me/6446962
http://strawpoll.me/6446962
vote in this poll and i'll stand by you
i'll stand by you
>>53075334
FYI
me with the gf
>>53075334
FOJ
is this a good deal lads?
will i be able to play h1z1 and CS on this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/bristol/comments/3z9ez3/moving_back_to_nz_and_have_a_pc_to_sell_if_anyone/
t. mac user
>>53075116
fuck off, i hate jews
it's your fault i'm schizophrenic
>>53075351
you can do better than that m8..
>>53075339
>filtering people you don't like
literally reddit style downvoting
>>53075392
he's such a fucking histrionic shitposter though
it's satisfying to not give him what he wants
>>53075334
FOJ
>>53075373
yes, dont expect amazing performance tho
>>53075373
Go ask reddit you fucking waste of space
>>53075468
your mum expects amazing performance from me sexually
and her expectations are fully met if not exceeded every time
>>53075468
ty
>>53075472
>muhh secret club XD
fuck off
>>53075373
FOR
>>53075430
>histrionic
Do you honestly expect me to know what this means fucking geek
>>53075488
nice one lad
i bet there's a reddit community out there full of disillusioned and angry at the world young men like me that i'd fit in really well with
but i'm not going to look
wanna become a doctor so i can win the respect of faceless strangers
>>53075550
you've already won mine kev x
people used to like me a lot more
what happened?
was it 4chan?
>>53075550
why become a doctor when you can become a meme
>>53075530
means fucking crazy mate
>>53075576
FOY
>>53075576
Doesn't though, does it
>>53075576
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>pictures on facebook of my gf getting off her tits with her ex
JUST
n-nothing happened right?
>>53075591
Nah means he really likes history innit
>>53075623
rule number one of gfs, never get one who has exes
only ever date virgins
>>53075623
She got off her tits and he got off ON her tits waheyyy
>>53075623
>n-nothing happened right?
you can believe that, if you like
>>53075655
bit late for that
>>53075566
possibly, has 4chan changed your behaviour/personality?
>>53075623
>n-nothing happened right?
i'm not a jealous lad but shit like that would get me pretty ruffled 2bh
did /int/ used to be a normie board before /brit/?
>>53075623
Balls in mate
Jericho
Uruk
Babylon
Alexandria
Carthage
Rome
Constantinople
Baghdad
Kaifeng
Hangzhou
Beijing
London
New York
Tokyo
>I'm white
I don't think my parcel is coming today
fucking collectplus, bag of shite they are
I want to be a professional anal bleecher so I can look at bums all day.
>>53075742
Brisbane
>>53075723
>did /int/ used to be a normie board
>>53075742
Logan city
pic of gf and him btw
fucking cunt
>>53075787
well what brought all the autists here then?
>>53075809
bit young innit
>>53075723
if anything it became more so after the influx of /sp/ refugees
>>53075809
are you 12?
>>53075809
Joffrey?
>>53075809
they look like they are 14
>>53075809
nonce alert
>>53075809
me on the right
Lads help me out here
Do I eat my banana now, some other time before lunch, WITH lunch, or after lunch at some fuck off random time before I go home
>>53075823
FOY
>>53075809
kek
I'm 18 and so is she, and he's 19
SHES LIKING ALL THE PICTURES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE WAS MEANT TO BE BLOCKED
>>53075809
Are you 12 or a nonce?
is jesse a girl name? (asking for a friend)
Diet plan:
Cereal for breakfast
Fruit salad for lunch
Normal dinner
No snacks, no fizzy shit
Should be decent right?
>>53075947
smack the cunt out of him m8
>>53075947
cuck, now fuck off 16 year old
>>53075964
Jessie is
>>53075978
Still a bit high in sugar, that. What cereal?
>>53075947
Mate he looks like a little bitch. Cunts with long curly hair are always skinny lanklet bitches.
>>53075978
count calories nigga, it's as easy as that
either eat 10kg of lettuce or 2 chocolate bars, it's all good
>>53075964
>tfw mum wanted to call me Jesse
>dad convinced her to call me Wilfred
Don't know which is worse
>>53075996
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY "Jessie" DID I? RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
suck my dick
>>53075978
heres my plan
>just ate chicken pasta with bread and milk
>buy dank
>smoke dank
>eat some leftover cookies from xmas with some milk
that should be it.
>>53076020
My dad wanted to call me Sam but I'm glad they didn't because that's a bit too generic for my tastes tbqh
>Diet plan
*tips vagina*
>>53076020
My mother wanted to call my sister "Fanny"
>>53075996
Alpen or shreddies for brekky
Does it matter so much as its natural sugars?
Might get a miso soup from pret if that's better.
>>53076017
Yeah this is way under my normal, usually a sandwich for breakfast and I would often get junk for lunch with my mates.
>>53076065
everyone calls your sister fanny
>>53076020
Wilfred is definitely worse
is your nickname Willy?
>>53076065
My mum wanted to call me tia-may if I was a girl lmao
One of those gay double barrel first names
thoughts lads?
>>53076097
Sugar's getting a bit dangerous, be careful.
>>53076085
It was a primary, now I just say I'm called will
>>53076097
too much sugar desu
>>53076097
want to pinch your cheeks
>>53076097
those cunts expect you to drink 8 of the bloody things a day?
>>53076068
>Does it matter so much as its natural sugars?
It's still carbs mate and if you don't put them to use it won't do you any good
>>53076148
that's 5 you blind twat
Ffs lads some women are just remorseless cunts
Smdh
>>53076097
>from concentrate
in the bin
>>53076163
well fuck me, so it is
that's still excessive though
>>53076173
elaborate mate
Very drunk and very upset lads
Listening to SAD music and wondering why wea come here
>>53076065
I think my mum wanted me to be called Rosemary
new years resolution : become a normie twat
>>53076190
Fucking bint I was texting and seeing for a solid month just decided out of the blue to stop replying and seeing my snapchats
Blokes would never do that because they'd have the fucking gall to tell you what the go is. Some fucking women are just weak and are 2 face tbH. Seriously thought this bird was gf material. Real fucking devo haha
just found the cunt that's made my screen layout an eyesore
Amazon package has arrived
>mfw the delivery guy said "Be careful it's heavy!" when he saw my skinny arms
>>53076157
Fair enough mate
Gonna be walking a fair bit daily due to dog and walking to work so it should be alright
May need to perform ye olde tacticool chunder haha
>>53076250
Maybe he just thought it was quite heavy
>>53076157
>perpetuating the evil carbs meme
lmaoing @ your life desu.
SO
FLIPPING
BLOATED
TEHEHEHEHE
>>53076243
how long hasnt she replied for?
best thing to do is go out, hang with other girls and make that your snapchat story without send any snapchats to her. snapchat is a godsend for making people jealous.
>>53076243
Chin up mate, you'll jag the right one eventually. Fuck that bitch.
SHE STAYED THE NIGHT WTF
that's it, I got cucked FUCK
>>53076250
Should of spat in his face and told him to FONT
>tfw realise that I may not be repulsively ugly, but I might even be good looking
Just had my first poo of 2016
>>53076310
Just call her a slag then cut all contact
>>53076245
what a cunt
>>53076310
should've known that from t'state of her hair pal
>>53076318
What the fuck mate it's been like 4 days
>>53076310
>strongbow
Trash-tier bird
American banter doesn't belong here, take it back to /cum/
>>53076310
she's ugly, who cares
let her have her stupid babyfaced faggot boyfriend
>>53075742
Limerick
>>53076300
Since Saturday 12:15am. Dw I got a date with Priscilla haha
>>53076307
"Bitches come and go brah, but you know I stay"- yung lean. Your mates won't dog you!!!! But women may!!!!
>>53076318
/love/ this image
>>53076316
>>53076318
>>53076360
Dumb frogposters
What does it mean when my poop is black?
>>53076371
very good lad
i was hoping you weren't going to be some emo cunt about it. tell that previous girl to go do one
going to become an ironic serial killer who only ironically murders people
do you support my life choice?
might do a cheeky suicide
>>53073636
They're just using subterfuge to distract from also not being brits. They're no different from the polish and the argies tbqh.
>>53076388
Someone's been having a little too much of the ol' drinky-poos haha
you rowdy one, you
>>53076400
Nah no way lad I'll just fester on it internally for a bit haha. Not much of a fan of snapchat stories though cause I rooted and booted this bird and (ironically) enough I avoidedher snapchats so I don't like the possibility that she might see them lmao
>>53076432
>Black stools are a worrisome symptom because it may be due to a large amount of bleeding into the GI tract, most often from the upper GI tract including the esophagus, stomach, and duodenum.
INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY
Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third
Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.
EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY
An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery
fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men,
stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the
Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the
vehicle.
The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA
Man.
CIA MAN
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a
briefcase.
DRIVER
He wasn't alone.
CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr.
Pavel.
CIA MAN
You don't get to bring friends.
DR. PAVEL
(SHAKEN)
They are not my friends.
DRIVER
Don't worry, no charge for them.
CIA MAN
Why would I want them?
DRIVER
They were trying to grab your
prize. (Smiles.) They work for the
mercenary. The masked man.
CIA MAN
(EXCITED)
Bane?
The Driver nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men.
CIA MAN
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.
Abnormie cunts fuck back to /brit/feels. Lets have some actual discussion.
war between saudi arabia and iran soon lads
>>53076388
Internal bleeding lad
>>53076447
i'm all about snapchat stories to annoy girls. this one girl i talked to added me and never sent me a single one. so i took her off the exclusive send list and posted stories and she was always like first one to watch and then she started sending me some hahahahaha
>>53076471
is it cold out
>>53076473
>war between turkey and russia soon lads
>>53076473
as someone who likes it when muslims die, this delights me
>>53076494
Ahahahaha fucking devilish lad you truly are playing women like pawns!!!!! In the chess game of life¡!!!¡
doing some writing with a pen lmao feel like i'm in the middle ages
>>53076495
Mild enough fám. Seven degrees. How is it on your side of the sea?
>>53073822
Name of the guy?
>>53076531
ikr i'm fucking devilish af runts and ants beware
>>53076473
Inb4 we get involved when we don't have to
going to turn off my group chat notifications
>>53076570
Jordan?
>>53076538
I'm not a thermometer lad
>>53076538
irish weather
going to turn off my normie twat notifications
Rate me
>>53076537
fuck off grandad
>>53076610
1/10
On train home
>>53076630
Going central, mate?
don't take it personally but i'm closing /brit/ because it's pointless and a waste of time and literally anything i do will be more interesting and productive than posting here
see you tonight lads
>>53076610
Supreme gentleman-esque
>>53076643
Nah rhodes
>>53076630
why train rook rike plane
>>53076630
looks like a spaceship
>>53076648
Lucky fucker, I love the Greek islands
>>53076645
This. While funny at times there is absolutely NOTHING of value here.
jubacrcbkhblnt desu
>>53076583
nah lad
jordan sounds fucking loose if he's like me yewww
>>53076630
How is there stairs on the train?
>>53076682
You are a f*cking weapon mate
>>53076689
There are 2 (two levels) levels
>>53076669
if you miss any gimmicks here then you won't understand the reference next time they're posted
>>53076689
>>53076717
Actually you could argue 3 because there are seats on the ground/intermediate level
>>53076721
>reference humour
reddit-tier
>>53076717
>>53076742
Fuck off billionaire country
>>53076749
Ahahaha omg DIRELAND ahahahhahaha
my cock and balls start smelling like after two days after washing
Listening to a banger lads
>Try and do something
>Doesn't work
>Immediately call for IT assistance and sit there doing nothing
>Don't let him do anything, just do the exact same thing again and point at error message
>He does something completely different at it works
Fucking IT guys, he only pressed one button, what do we even pay them for?
>>53076717
oh cheers m8 you are a bit of a loose unit too tuning all those slags at once
>>53076812
Ahahah if pris fucks off I'll literally have 0 leads to follow but I'm going to a party tomorrow and I told my mates i will be on the prowl lmao fucking wild mate
>>53076689
>not having multi-level trains
The lads wanna go Amsterdam
>go the paki shop
>paki wearing an isis tshirt
>playing nasheeds
Getting worried lads
>Why yes, my country does have multi-level trains
>>53076925
>knowing what nasheeds are
rasheed
BoC is goat tBh
>the so called Islamic State
>>53076962
His shirt says
"I heart (as in a heart symbol) ISIS" weird guy
>>53076847
just keep old pris around and b urself la
you can do it
>or Daesh, as I prefer to call them
>>53076991
I'm not a metallic spinning device I'm afraid
>Morocco, Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, Egypt, Syria, Somalia, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Qatar, Bahrain, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan and all the Islamic terrorist groups do not reflect true Islam
>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
i smell a bit
>>53077084
Why isn't Bradley posting on the list?
>I use out meme posts about the janny
Rope was too long ffs
Who are you supporting in the upcoming Saudi vs Iranian conflict? I'm supporting the Saudis as they seem less shouty and suicide-bomby than Iran.
>>53076630
>double decker trains
fuck off sydneysider
work tomorrow :(
>>53077216
work right now
>>53077192
are you for fucking real
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