Need a nurse gf edition
FOY
>>53069478
>>53069488
FOY
anime
FORK
FART
FEET
FLEM
FOUR
FLUE
FIST
Kpop
>tfw you poo all over the nurse
Maisie
>tfw Y's don't FO
AGAIN
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
Not even tired baka
>>53069542
FOY
Off to sleep, bye lads x
like this comment if you are watching this video in 2015
>>53070102
up vote
Why do dead
>>53070224
The austrailian scared away the posters who were too stupid to filter him so the thread lost steam
What happened, did that brief shitposting war with the yanks burn everyone out or something?
Need a wank
doing an order 66
>>53070393
Have to get ready for work in 5 minutes
>>53070494
got to stay in all morning in case my package arrives
we're truly cursed being
>>53070547
I spent 3 years as a NEET and after 3 months of wage slavery I'm ready to kill myself
>>53070574
I don't blame you
I haven't always been a neet
>4th Jan
>breaking my resolution
it's over
>>53070687
what was your resolution lad
>>53070698
to not reply to yanks
>>53070723
WOOPS
>>53070790
Why are you impersonating me
>>53070810
Literally who are you
>>53070823
Who are you?
>>53070547
shut up
you have 5 seconds to say something nice about this person
yank
>>53070887
he has a good first touch and i look the way he doesnt wear shin pads
>>53070887
looks like good fun on a night out
>>53070924
>>53070957
benders
>Playing 8 Ball Pool with an arrogant Indian
>Accidentally pot the cue ball
>He says 'thanks'
>Think he's going to get all his balls in
>The thick street shitting cunt snookers himself behind a black
>Tries to bounce it off the bumper
>Misses by a fucking mile
>I pot all the balls
>'Thanks'
>He ragequits
>mfw
>about to do a walk to work
Lads, please >>53070648
>>53071007
wew
i havent played that game in years
wanna play a few lad?
goodnight lads
>>53071103
go on then lad, what's your username?
Need a haircut but cba going to barbers/hairdressers
we should go to war with argentinia desu
Why I am going to the first time and I am looking forward to the best way of my resume to the next
>>53071214
iktf
>>53071130
The yanks are retreating. We won the war.
>>53071258
hello
very proud of my sleeping at night and waking up at morning x
>>53071258
yeah
>>53071163
it says im logged in but i cant see where my username is
whats yours?
>>53071294
nou >x3
>>53071294
I don't know if this is the good Yorkshire
>>53071311
>his state is almost a literal rectangle
>>53071258
Get out of /yank/, limey piece of shit
>>53071226
That isn't war, that's pest control.
>>53071283
shut up
@53071313
>Yorkshire
>Ever bad
put t'kettle on lass and make us a brew
>>53071283
Think you need to put in an id code to add someone, mine is 161-659-094-3
Who can it be now?
>>53071343
>Almost
It wont fit in the hole of relevance :c
>>53071313
too many yorkshires to even try and keep up with nowadays
i liked it when we just had our one friendly gay yorshshireman 2bh
>>53071357
hey
that's quite rude
>>53071382
hmm
youre not cheshire
>>53071435
shut up
>>53071362
Oh Aye?
>>53071435
one of them is a qt3.14 and i think it's this one
>>53071435
I'm in bed on my mobile m8
>>53071313
>Imagining a yank saying "Yorkshire"
>>53071346
>>53071520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lJUqxC7rrK
>>53069461
>tfw posted in the decoy thread
almost had me you cheeky shits >: )
undertaking a wank
>>53071504
think it's just a mobile ting =\
hello
>>53071520
York-shire
I at least attempt to say your silly frilly names of yonder years.
>>53071435
>too many yorkshires
Cause we've all been laid off from t'mill and t'mine
>>53071463
>>53071566
FOY
>>53071566
P O S T F E E T
O
S
T
F
E
E
T
>>53071566
please be in somerset
>>53071566
M I C H I G A N
I
C
H
I
G
A
N
>>53071597
Yeah you're the QT
>>53071566
pls come to austin
>>53071583
Oh, yeah it is, didn't even know there was a web version desu
>tfw in love w/ my gf
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>53071435
if i went to yorkshire would u go on a date with me
>>53071566
I'm surprised that you got the "shire" part correct. I expected you to pronounce it in the non-suffix sense i.e. The Shire from TLoTR.
Still, fuck off yank.
>>53071663
no :3
>>53071660
she's only into brits, not aussies, sorry bruce
>>53071660
WHAT HAPPENED TO "FUCK OFF YANK" YOU WRINKLY BROWN CUNT
I'm a girl btw
taking a chance
>>53071674
pls D:
why not :(
>>53071682
fight me
>>53071687
not him
>>53071592
>York-shire
Off yourself, colonial.
>>53071687
FOY
>>53071670
Wait what you guys say it as "Shure?"
I feel cheated.
>>53071703
cuz u'll be in Yorkshire ;)
>>53071712
nou
yarksher yarksher yarksher
>>53071566
do you mind taking a trip to haifa
>>53071660
Where've you been
>>53071682
wew
>>53071742
ME
>>53071663
yes
absolutely i would
>>53071663
>if i went to yorkshire
you'll love it, inshallah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD52S1K5yDk
>>53071626
Michigan deserves to burn for what you did to the pasty.
>>53071742
>>53071752
>Where've you been
Brisbane
>>53071632
You might think he's cute, but do Americans even know what Yorskshiremen sound like? His accent will confuse you.
>>53071783
KEK it never fails. I have to know, is it just one anon sperging out over our pasties or does it trigger all Brits?
>>53071783
Looks like a Shepard's Pie
>>53071752
HP bean pasty lads
breakfast of champions
>>53071660
>yank gf
Why would you punish yourself so?
>>53071818
Yeah. I've heard the accent, not too bad.
Nurses are literally crazy. Never date/fuck/talk to nurse.
morning lads (not yanks)
>>53071783
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fucking delicious pasties
how could you hate such a beauty
>>53071815
good lad
bit rainy today innit
morning lads. morning lass. morning nonce.
>>53071845
i believe any beast can be tamed and i like a challenge
>>53071865
good mornin' lad
>>53071753
what if i went to somerset
killing an monster in run escape
>>53071682
>she's only into brits, not aussies
But Aussies are Britons. Fuck off Rasheed.
OK I know you guys hate us, but there's no way we're worse than Russians. Right?
>>53071867
as someone who is not hungry on account of having just eaten not that long ago, this photo holds no appeal to me
>>53071896
>Texas
Any space for me in that state of yours?
>>53069461
Call the Midwife is a shit show tbqf
>>53071907
BETTER RED THEN DEAD
>>53071903
Aussies are alri
>>53071876
HI BUCKS
>>53071896
yes, of course
>>53071737
When used by itself it is as used in TLoTR. When used as a suffix i.e. Yorkshire, it is pronounced "shuh".
It's fun to confuse jf.
http://boards.4chan.org/i/thread/398517/butts#bottom
Is this the oldest thread on 4chan?
>>53071903
My name is Mohammed, not Rasheed
>>53071876
*tips hat in your general direction*
>>5307189
3*tips hat in your general direction*
>>53071907
What are you talking about?
Russians are easily the nicest posters.
>>53071922
yes
>>53071933
:o
whats ur sc
why is australia associated with the name bruce?
was it just because of the shark from finding nemo or was it something before that?
>>53071928
hello hello x
*does a big yawn*
>>53071955
Why thank ya pardner
>>53071872
yeah
>>53071981
>yorkshire on his way to texas.gif
>>53071946
>53071946
hello hello x
>>53071939
Huh, learn something new every day
wish i had more gp so i could train more efficiently but eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRrluIRc4gA
>>53071955
MyKindaMoves
as much as I hate normies, I'd give anything to be one
>>53071988
>>53071820
Kill yourself.
Alri las
>>53072023
Amazing
>>53072009
actually im kind of scared to add you ;_;
im too shy :x
but ill add u anyways
>>53071988
>>53072023
watch thissen
>>53071827
>Looks like a Shepard's Pie
My brain can barely function this post. How does that shitty attempt at a pasty resemble a shepherds pie?
>>53072048
Or what lad
>>53072048
forgot pic
>ywn be Shia
Why even live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Ybz4yPU4I
>>53072064
>texas
Delete this shit(e)
>>53072063
or else i'll take my boat t'local pub and you'll left with the riffraff
>>53072009
are u Raf
Talk to me
>>53072083
>EXCLUSIVE - man buys food and sits down
take my life away i want to burn here
>>53072047
oke~
fucking hell cat is terrified of deodrant
serves her right for invading my room whilst i was getting changed desu
>>53072083
holy fuck he is legit cool
i want to be him as well now
>>53072102
FOY
if your foy meme expands to other threads imma off myself
>>53072101
yah
>>53072055
Cheap $5 for 4 frozen Shepard's Pies from /generic food conglomerate/
That's probably what it is.
They're absolute garbage unlike actual Shepard's Pie.
Hell is empty. And all the devils are here.
>>53072128
FOA
Yorkshite is rasheed central
>inb4 some scruffy northerner replies saying "n-no only Bradford is!"
>>53071851
Strange, normally yanks are turned off by any British accent that isn't RP.
>>53072109
cats dont like:
-deodorant
-bin liners
-vacuum cleaners
-hairdryers
>>53072128
FON
>>53072149
I like the Yorkshire accent the most tbhwyf
>>53072087
WOW
rude
>>53072145
n-no only Bradford, Leeds, Huddersfield, Rotherham is!
>>53071956
Monty Python - Australian philosophy department
>>53071836
I've never been into bean pasties 2bh. How was it?
>>53072017
normie life is hollow and boring
grass is always greener etc.
almost time to leave
>drive through Bradford
>it's literally like Pakistan
>>53072163
I'm from California, Texas is literally our polar opposite.
>>53071867
>Gravy on a Cornish pasty
>>53072200
not rly :/
come to austin
![Lone Survivor (2013) 1080p BluRay.x264 aac [TuGAZx].mp4_snapshot_01.33.50_[2016.01.04_08.07.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mciD3N5.jpg "Lone Survivor (2013) 1080p BluRay.x264 aac [TuGAZx].mp4_snapshot_01.33.50_[2016.01.04_08.07.04].jpg")
>>53072196
>Yank enters Yorkshire.jpg
i want to enter
>>53072210
Enjoy your new "concealed weapons" I'm NEVER going there now.
>>53072181
There's nothing green about fat 22 year old virgin with no friends, m8
>>53071881
But Ahab was consumed by his hunt of the white whale. It destroyed him and it will destroy you too.
>>53072200
>>53072210
>California
Freedom hating commies
>Texas
Glorious gun wielding cattle ranching cowboys
>>53072210
>inviting more Californians to Texas
Explain
>tfw no bow legged yank gf
I want to leave
*leaves to do a work*
>>53071907
>>53072254
bye
flags aren't loading for me but I can tell just by reading which are the Yank posts due to their atrocious content
Fuck off Yanks
>>53072242
Well judging by his name, I would guess that he was a sandnigger, and I'm automatically better than him because I'm white
Hey lads want some karen?
>>53072230
wtf are you talking about new
>>53072244
nobody is a rancher here
>>53072245
she sounds qt enough
>>53072263
>muh white straight conservative paradise
End yourself
>>53072254
Cheerio
>>53072279
Why are they even allowed in /brit/?
gonna start botting
>>53072231
Are you a NEET? if not then you should become one asap
All abnormies should become NEETs. Work and """"""""""education"""""""""" are strictly the domain of normies. There is nothing for us in those institutions. Work on yourself. Fuck everyone else.
>>53072326
reported
>tfw the Yanks here are probably wearing shoes inside RIGHT NOW
>>53072314
Yeah yes mhm ya
>>53072296
Fair enough I suppose
>>53072314
We should do a whip around and hire a bouncer
>>53072263
most of Russia is an underdeveloped shithole, desu
>>53072296
The new (new to me) open carry law on ""concealed"" weapons
>>53072337
we only wear them to sleep m8
>>53072336
no pls i have 15 years worth of members already paid for
>>53072160
>I like the Yorkshire accent the most tbhwyf
>mfw Yanks wear cowboy hats to bed
>>53072337
>>53072351
>Yanks never take their shoes off
Imagine the thick layers of grease and sweat on their feet
>>53072351
theres nothing concealed about it
just that people dont have to hide their pistols
it just makes things safer than before
>>53072356
too late, I already faxed this thread to my dad (who is jagex)
>>53072362
it's gods own county, therefore god has blessed us yorkshur men with the best accent
>Barack
>Hussein
>Obama
Just can't get over it aha
Night lads and slags.
>>53072337
i havent worn shoes in like 10 years
t. bogan neet
c:
>>53072375
We just switch them, we have bed shoes, house shoes, shower shoes, outdoor shoes.
>>53072380
>>53072431
>BOGAN
out
>>53072394
alri tom
>>53072415
night lad
*tucks you in*
>>53072386
i don't think jagex give a fuck about botting anymore since every attempt they've made to curb it has failed spectatularly
>>53072431
>>53072444
enjoy the honeymoon
>>53072450
theres nothing new about that pic you could always open carry rifles idk what ur talking about
even then ppl like them are rare
>>53072465
c:
>>53072444
alri honey here's the plan
you bring in the money, and also do all the housework and raise the kids and i will do nothing except shitpost and play video games
>>53072314
Lad have you ever been to /cum/? Its arguably the worst general on the whole board.
Ah friggit. Friggit. Frigger
>>53072486
Hmmm what's the catch?
>>53072490
nou
>>53072301
Rasheed.
>>53072503
you have to let me fuck you
why can't you stop beheading people?
>>53072452
HE KNOWS
>>53072481
Yeah, I'm good in my gun-free communist utopia, California.
alri benders
>>53072490
>arguably
doing a poo
>>53072555
u dont sound like fun
wtf do u even do
im a runescape magician
>>53072587
>he thinks I'm a normie
get a load of this one
>>53072587
u didnt add me on sc
:c
if i was american and had easy access to guns i would have shot myself by now, definitely
>Yeah, I'm good in my gun-free communist utopia, California.
>>53072607
ew
why are u proud of not being well-adjusted
>>53072619
im too shy...;_;
>>53072584
>>53072619
I wonder how many times she can take "hello flower" before she picks up her gun and
>Gets shot
>>53072605
abra kedabra :o
i burped
