>when you cum and it breaks through the tissue and squirts
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>when you cum and it breaks through the tissue and squirts onto your screen
Wipe your screen then
>when you cum and it lands on your hair/face
>he doesn't have a squirt shirt
>when you used to shoot jizz eveywhere and now you only cum a little bit so you just put your shorts back on without wiping it up and you don't shower for days and you can smell the dried cum in your shorts and you're not sure if your family can smell you or not
>when you are lying on your back and you cum on your stomach and walk to the bathroom awkwardly holding your shirt away from your body trying to keep it /cum/ free but fail and try to clean off the cum from your shirt with spit but you dont have enough spit
>>53071493
Do you live in a fucking hentai?
>>53072594
yes
>not eating your cum
>>53072594
>he isnt an anime who rp's as 3d on 4chan
lmao
>>53071493
>his socks are made from tissue
>>53072582
>when you cum on your belly and you dont have anything to wipe it with and it turns into liquid and gets in your pubes when you get up
>tfw you realize you've been wearing one of your cum socks all day and people keep asking you "what's that smell?"
>>53071493
>not cumming into a sock
>tfw did not forget to empty the cum tissue bucket before visitors arrive
Anyone got the screencap of the guy who jizzed on a rag so much that mushrooms started growing in it?
>>53071493
>penis pointed towards screen
What.
>he hasn't learned to squirt so that it lands on your dick
>>53072807
how about no
>when you're dying for a wank so much that you can't be arsed grabbing tissues and have to deal with the consequences
>>53072701
This sounds so fucking disgusting. Why wouldn't you just wash it off in a sink or something
>not letting it land on your belly and then wiping it off
it's like you don't want to enjoy your daily wank
>>53072701
You can't cum in a sock because eventually it gets too crusty and hard and it hurts your dick. You gotta cum ON the sock, then you still get the pleasure of jerking off with your bare hand and also the sock can wipe up anything that lands on you.
>>53075558
In highschool we occationally had orienteering in the woods. I just had to wank it out behind a rock after seeing my slightly chubby classmate in her gym clothes. Don't think anyone saw me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSR8a24xxuw
>capture it in your foreskin
>slowly peel back foreskin
>fat load plops down into your pubes
>seeps down into your buttcrack when you sit up
It wasn't well thought out.
>>53075779
>capture it in your foreskin
>walk to the bathroom
>drop it in the toilet
This is my go to strategy
>>53072752
>have ways that leaves out tissues
>get reak fucking sick
>everyone thinks the snot tissue is cum
>try to wash away the cum with water but it gets all rubbery and stringy and sticks to everything and won't go away
>>53075880
The water needs to be cold, let it wash off, don't try rubbing it away. Hot water turns it stringy
I always fap after I have a shower and sometimes it gets on my fresh shirt. If it's a shirt I like I won't bother changing it and just spend the day with a cum stain on my front. I think it's not noticeable
>have wastebasket full-on used cum tissues
>go out for the day
>accidentally leave door to room open
>come home
>dog ripped up all the cum tissues
>oh god please no...
>dog ate some of the cum
Fuck
>>53075779
>>53075838
>tfw got jewed out of my foreskin
should I just end it?
>>53076002
>tfw got jewed out of my foreskin
>should I just end it?
>when you cum, grip with one hand in a pistol like grip, tightening the palm, pinky and ring fingers and using the index, middle and thumb as a bowl / leakage prevention.
>use your second hand to grab under the first hand to prevent any leakage down the shaft
>go to bathroom
>clean
>>53076002
>have trash bucket with lid full of used cum tissues
>weird sweet stench when you open it because it never airs out
>classmates come over for homework
>one uses the trash bucket to sharpen his pencils
>"Dude what's that smell?"
>>53075779
did u get pregnant?
>tfw whole keyboard and chair is covered in jizz stains
>>53075597
>not shooting massive loads that fly everywhere
>cuckstralia
>>53075597
I'm too hairy for this t'bh
>>53075838
>>53075779
I don't like doing this anymore, I think too much gets trapped in my urethra if I do it and can cause a little bit of pain.
>>53075779
danmarks gone and done it again
>>53078029
>live in army barracks
>fap while sitting on the only chair in the room everyday
>sometimes pull down the pants all the way
>sweat from my asscrack will get on the chair then however
>mfw the chairs a good 30 years old
>mfw generations before me have jizzed and ass-sweated on that chair
>mfw everytime sitting on it
>not using wet wipes
you can thank me later
I'm always just capture it all in my hand and wash it afterwards. why would you need any tissues?
>>53078519
>when your dragon fleshlight feels 100x better to masturbate with but it's too noisy to use unless everybody else has left the house and it becomes a chore having to clean it after every use
>>53078718
I thought fleshlights must be overrated until I tried a friends recently. Now I have to figure out the best way to get one
>>53078764
There's this thing called the internet, you don't even have to leave your house to buy stuff on it!
>when you cum inside a girl and she's not on birth control
>>53078718
iktf, only with a dragon dildo instead of the fleshlight
>>53078947
yeah but sometimes my packages get opened by roommates by "accident"
>live in hotel
>help comes in without warning on unpredictable days to clean up
>leave cum socks on floor cause they dont want to touch them
>mfw making eye contact with them forever after
>>53079027
Dildos seem like they would be easier to clean tbqf.
>>53079036
>opening other peoples packages
What a bunch of cunts, get better room mates.
>my (male) coworker's pants smell like semen when he stands close to me who is sitting on the chair and typing.
>this whole thread
I'm doing 30 days no fap, my god I cant wait for the end of the month, im gonna get a prostitute, and blow the biggest load in her face she'll be all "that's a big load" and I'll reply with "for you" ;)
>>53079951
>be on no fap for a week
>you often move your legs like gif related without realizing it
>fap
>dog approaches
>clings to you and try to fuck
>fap
>cat staring at you
>>53080555
ayyy those trips too.
>Be no fap
>going to buy pizza
>See the qt chick that usually takes our order
>She's extra nice and really funny
>"So anon whats your new years resolution"?
>U-uhm uh buying this pizza heh heh
>your so funny, i'll get your order
>"S-so whats yours?"
>She's already walking away, and then turns around and says "what was that"
>"Oh nothing j-just what is your resokution"
>The employees are looking at me, as are the other companies
>She says haven't decided yet and walks away to do order
>dick hard as fuck
>Sweating guy,jpeg
What does cum smell like anyway?
It's weird, I've never smelled it. Mite as well blow a load right now for educational purposes.
>tissues
>cum socks
Holy shit is no-one here really able to cum into their hand?
