Ausfags, what's the furtherest inland you've been?
Ask you mother, given how big she is.
How busy it is inland anyway? Is it a desolate wasteland that is continuously empty? Or is it generally busy due to cars.
Not an Ausfag, so maybe the inner portions of Perth or Brisbane.
>>53068262
It's literally Abo-only territory
>>53068204
Roma (~530km inland)
>>53068292
So people usually fly from city to city rather than just drive?
I was wondering due to crime, seems kind of easy to kill someone and dispose of them there
I've been to Alice Springs which is right in the centre.
How do you guys drink water? There's literally no lake or some shit there
What is considered the center? Alice Springs or Ayers Rock?
I've been to both, travelled down the Stuart Highway from Darwin to Adelaide
>>53068412
People probably drive down the east coast, but fly to Perth.
Not Aussie so I can't say for sure, though.
I've been to Alice Springs
>>53068412
I've driven across twice.
No one would actually go out all that way just to dump a body.
>>53068436
Does Miss Alice own it?
>>53068449
>The recently calculated geographical centre is at 25º36'36."4S and 134º21'17."3E, approximately 200km south of Alice Springs.
>>53068460
Ah, cheers.
>>53068476
What if he was a big guy?
>>53068449
Tell me about the long highway drives. Mainly to get to Darwin, Perth, or Alice Springs
>>53068516
You'd have to be a pretty loyal hired gun.
>>53068204
Kalgoorlie. It's a fucking shithole
I remember there being a "No colours" sign on the outside of the pub.
>>53068548
Long. Boring. Nothing to see but dirt, shrubs and rocks.
>>53068487
yeah..I've probably been there
>>53068548
plenty of burnt out cars in the desert.
>>53068550
>hired guns
>having that much loyalty
somebody get this hothead outta here!
I own a 332,000 acre piece of land in central Aus that I've never even been to. Every few years I give energy companies permission to run surveys on the land, but to this date they've never found anything of worth. I'll probably donate it to the state when I die.
>>53068702
Don't give it to the state, it'll wind up sold to China sooner or later. Give it to /int/. We'll use it to house archive servers.
>>53068702
>1343.556 square km
fuck lad, thats not far off from the size of county laois
>>53068292
>Adelaide
>Canberra
>Major Cities
>>53068732
It's basically all desert, and the bits that aren't are almost desert. I've tried selling parts of it in the past and literally no one is interested in it lol. The land is worthless.
What if you could switch leb and muslism inmigration to us, Would you?
This is as far inland as I've been but I've been along the coast
>>53068702
How'd you end up with it?
>>53068772
do you have to pay taxes on it?
keep it, who know's they may discover Shale oil or Uranium, then you can fight off the subsequent abo land rights claims
>>53068702
I'll buy it for a fiver and a packet of crisps
>>53068772
I'd be psyched if I owned my own barren wasteland. You could go out there and build a NEET-fortress. Or if not that have you considered trying to unfuck your patch of land? I'd at least hold onto it, god knows what'll happen if somebody else has it. The Chinese can make literally anything worse.
>>53068583
>I remember there being a "No colours" sign on the outside of the pub.
>implying that's a bad thing
>wanting abos in your pub
>>53068702
No you don't you dumb shit
>>53068732
Severs don't do too good in the heat desu.
Australia puta mierda
>>53068890
We'll build everything underground. Have you ever seen that movie Fortress? We could build that and use it as /int/ headquarters.
>>53068871
ill buy it for two packets of crisps and a totenhosen album
>>53068890
Host an Aussie burning man and invite all your /int/ buddies :D
Canberra during a primary and high school field excursion.
>tfw you went a public school and both trips were in winter where canberra unironically goes below 10c and everyone was from coastal sydney where anything below 20c is antarctic tier
>>53068852
Inherited it. My grandfather owned this piece of land, as well as farm land around the country. I got the huge worthless piece, while my cousins all got profitable farms to live off. I'm by no means ungrateful I got it, but it gets annoying when they all act like I got the best bit while they earn hundreds of thousands a year for doing nothing lol.
>>53068854
No taxes that I know of. As I said I've never been there. When my grandfather died I signed management of the land over to the local authority to run land surveys and stuff. I have no role in managing the land at all.
>>53068875
I'm hoping sea water levels really do rise and create that inland sea you see on maps. It'd probably do wonders for the land.
>>53068548
My dad drove from Sydney to Townsville once, and some guys in another car tried to race him, and so he raced them back. Then it turned out they were cops and they gave him a ticket kek.
>>53069093
Wouldn't they be in a police cruiser?
>>53069035
>sea water levels
The thing about Australia is that it's salty as fuck. As our water table rises it actually kills plant life. The way to prevent this is to have lots of native trees, because they've adapted by having a central super-root which sustains the tree using highly saline water straight from the table.
I don't actually know if a rising water level in Central Australia would improve your land or make it even more barren. I only looked at this stuff for a unit of year 12 Geography.
>>53069093
your dad doesn't sound like an intelligent individual
>>53069025
>>tfw you went a public school and both trips were in winter where canberra unironically goes below 10c and everyone was from coastal sydney where anything below 20c is antarctic tier
Softcunts desu.
alright you cunts, im thinking of visiting australia and new zealand during the summer. got sydney and the surrounding area planned and then up to cairns or brisbane before heading to auckland and around new zealand for a week or so.
what are some must do's?
>>53069135
No, I'm not sure why they weren't 2bh.
>>53068817
Yeah, I'd miss all the atheist arab qts though tbqf.
>tfw getting on a train from SW Sydney during the holidays and there's nothing but sweaty leb teenage girls in yoga pants with visible thong outlines
>>53068583
Time to move to Kalgoorlie.
Is it actually legal to exclude certain people from your establishment? I feel like it is lmao
>>53069149
It was in the middle of nowhere when he was in his 20s to be fair.
>>53069175
>Summer
Prepared to get roasted pommy
>>53069228
did he not notice the police livery? does he wear glasses perhaps?
>>53069244
He probably means summer in Britain lad
>>53069175
Walk around the beach shirtless without sunscreen.
>>53069244
british summer m8
>>53069175
I reckon most Aussies would recommend you just go to the more rural and coastal places instead of the capitals like Melbourne or Sydney. Most places there are just super expensive tourist traps and if you don't know much about the cities you wont find any of the better areas to meet locals.
>>53069216
As far as I know you a business owner can reject anyone they choose to. You might just get into legal trouble if they kick up something about race and especially if it becomes a social media hit
>>53069320
If you have mates in Australia, a road trip to Ayers Rock or something would be awesome, maybe get guides from some Abo's while you're up there for the true Aussie experience.
>>53069257
They weren't close enough to be able to see the people inside the car and I don't think police uniforms were as conspicuous as they are now anyway.
>>53069244
His summer is your winter you ignorant bogan.
>>53069175
>what are some must do's?
Queensland
>GC
>Brisbane
>Sunshine Coast
>Fraser Island
>Great Barrier Reef
>Whitsundays
>>53069175
NZ route is pretty simple.
Auckland>Rotorua>Wellington>Christchurch>Queenstown>Dunedin
Plan your route through a few passes and round the lakes, voila, you've seen the entire country.
>>53069392
I wasn't talking about their clothes man, I was talking about the markings on the car
>>53068204
Most remote areas I've been-
Tas: Southwest National Park between Strathgordon and Meleluca
SA: Oodnatta to Erldunda (NT) and then up to Alice Springs (NT)
NT: Probably Gregory or Borroloola, both are pretty far from anywhere
Qld: Daimantina Lakes region
NSW: Lightning Ridge
WA: Gibson Desert
>>53069427
>no Fiordland
Jaffa fag kill yourself
>>53069427
Is Queenstown a shithole? I have a rare surname and literally half the worlds population that have it are in Queenstown and in some French place
>>53069463
Oops forgot that. I'm not a kiwi
>>53069476
Its just a party town, there's really nothing else to it. Its the surroundings that make it worth going to.
>>53069514
>all my qt kiwi cousins I'll never meet are getting banged by partying chads
>>53068204
I've been to the exact centre of my cunt
>>53069438
Livery is clothing, you mong. See >>53069190
>what's the furtherest inland you've been?
Narromine, NSW
>>53068262
>How busy it is inland anyway?
Depends on where you're talking about because inland covers an expanse of land big enough to fit most of Euroe it. But generally speaking, it isn't busy. Not a lot of people there, towns are small, shops shut early. Only places that see activity after dark are take away shops and pubs.
>Is it a desolate wasteland that is continuously empty?
Again depends. If you're talking about country towns then yes there are buildings, people and activity. But there are lots of places in inland Australia where even Abos don't live.
>>53069476
Queenstown's for tourists and millionaires.
>>53069551
how long does that take lad
>>53068412
>So people usually fly from city to city rather than just drive?
Lots of people still drive long distances, if they have a lot of shit to bring witht hem; but generally it is a shitload better to fly. Turn a ten or twelve hour drive into a one hour flight.
>I was wondering due to crime, seems kind of easy to kill someone and dispose of them there
>>53068476
>No one would actually go out all that way just to dump a body.
I don't know if they go all the way to central Australia, but there's definitely been killers that dump bodies inland or in national parks, state forests. Your Ivan Milats, your Bradley Murdochs, those kinds of guys.
W A G G A W A G G A
>>53069427
>>53069175
>>53069427
This for the most part. If you need supplies or petrol in Queenstown buy them before you get there because all the prices are heavily inflated to capitalize on the tourists. Also Wanaka a shit unless you plan on skiing.
>>53069703
Don't remember exactly but we stayed one night in a cabin (tents are for faggots)
theres no reason to ever go further inland than newtown
>>53068204
Not far. I'm from Tasmania so some place in the centre of our main island is probably the furthest I've been inland. On the mainland, Canberra is probably the furthest I've been.
There are very little (good) reasons to travel into the outback.
>>53069871
>newtown
can this poofter cunt of a place stop its anal leakage ruining Glebe and Pyrmont? The amount of trannies, cross dressers and gays that are finding their way into Glebe pubs is intensely disgusting.
>>53068204
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallumbilla,_Queensland
>>53069175
what are some must do's?
Melbourne
Echuca
Great Ocean Road
Great Barrier Reef (if you're into that)
Hobart (really just Tasmania in general)
Gold Coast
Brisbane
>>53069762
Milat can hardly be considered far inland though. Belanglo is only 2 hours from Sydney.
>>53069912
What's Tasmania like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3_J-3IsSt0
>you will never have a backpacking trip through australia with your european gf
>>53068204
I drove Perth- Exmouth- Perth-Albany-Perth-Laverton-Warburton-Alice-Koober Pedy-Adelaide. then flew to Syndey for Xmas, flew down to Hobart after NY and drove the ring road around Tas(lovely place, would recommend a visit) and flew to Melbourne. Then drove Melbourne-Sydney-Coffs-Byron(again, recommend)-Brisbane-Noosa-Magnetic Island(run into the outback and hide if someone tries to take you here)-Cairns and then off to Bali. The centre has a few people about, not many though. There is a man in a van on the state broders who takes your fruit, and you meet people once a day or so on the road.
>>53070001
Okay fine, fuck Milat. But you get my point.
>>53069175
>see canberra, the nations capital
>see all the "big things", theyre all great; none of them are pointless tourist traps in the middle of nowhere
>eat a meal at an RSL in a poor suburb
>go to an AFL game, its not a stupid fucking nonsense sport at all
>take a roadtrip, there plenty to see outside the capital cities like poverty and alcoholism
>do a bit of shopping, theres so many products you can only get here, at great prices
>>53070105
Good. I wouldn't like to live anywhere else. Statistically, we earn the least money and we have the lower literacy and numeracy scores, but to use anecdotal evidence, the dumbest and poorest people I know are all mainlanders. That of course doesn't change statistical facts, but I'm just trying to get across that you wouldn't know that we're poor/dumb if it wasn't for me telling you the figures.
We're quite white, in fact we're the whitest state in the country. I think white people make up around 90-95% of our population, and most of use are English-heritaged (as are a majority of white people in Australia).
Our weather is pretty good. Mainlanders say that Tasmania is "cold" but in reality our winters go from about -5C (23F) to about 15C (59F), while our summers get close to 40C (104F).
Unlike the mainland, there is 0% desert in Tasmania. We're characterised by our unique flora and fauna, given that we're composed of grassland, rainforests and mountains and boast animals like the Tasmanian Devil. Because of this, tourism is a big part of our state economy.
That's what Tasmania is like, my Big Strong American friend. Please inject tourism dollars into our economy.
>>53070248
t. Brisbane or Sydney
>>53070105
It's very reminiscent of NZ to me, probably my favourite part of Aussie
>>53071210
>>53071210
>probably my favourite part of Aussie
I live in the middle :(
>>53068817
Yeah it'd be hard for you bastards to do all your drug shit so far from home
>>53069175
Just drive up through the east coast and end it at the Great Barrier Reef
Alice Springs and the geographical centres in SA
They're popular destinations desu ka
I feel like living in a desert type climate would be hella depressing. I think I'm just too white for that shit.
>>53069389
No those abos are complete Jews that just make up shit, he'd be better off getting in touch with some outback tour companies or if you're brave enough go out camping along the larapinta trail
>>53071528
It can be hell but it's also uniquely beautiful
>>53071528
Southwest USA isn't too different from our desert landscapes senpai
>>53071668
We have more people living in our desert areas though
>>53071721
still, if you drive for a few hours into bumfuck arizona or something it would be really similar
>>53071644
I agree that it's cool to look at, but would get depressing after about an hour.
>>53071668
Yeah, I know. I could never live in AZ or New Mexico. Or even somewhere like Oklahoma that's not a desert but still really barren. I guess a lot of people feel that way about Northern climates though. To each their own.
>>53068204
No one dare goes into the darkness....Things...lurk there.
>>53069476
Can you stop posting about your super cool rare name shit?
No one gives a fuck.
Sincerely,
bloke with a standard white guy name
>>53068204
So many t. Zhang's ITT
>>53070162
How long did that take you? Gonna go to OZ next year
>>53071976
>no Queensland
m8 you haven't lived
>>53072024
I'd rather drive Tassie before QLD tbqh fami
>>53072053
>>53071976
Only Zhangs haven't visited country Victoria.
>>53072199
Does Mildura count?
>>53068204
Bathurst, and that was for a school excursion over 10 years ago. It was pretty fun, even though the fuckers put fake gold into the lake to trick everyone into thinking that we successfully found real gold.
>>53071781
The middle ain't all desert I live in Alice and have been camping lots and there's so much more than just flat lifeless plains like your picture. My view might be a bit coloured though
>>53072006
That was over 5-6 months. Stayed in Perth 3 or 4 weeks, same for Sydney, Byron 6 weeks as it was so fucking nice there, Tas a week to go around the island. Stopped in Bali 2 weeks on the way there, 6 weeks on way back and a short stop in Thailand.
>tfw you will never ride the Indian Pacific across Australia from Sydney to Perth
>>53072413
Ooooh OK I see...well I only got like 3-4 weeks so I guess I'll probably have to cut it somewhat short
>>53072413
>byron bay
>nice
just admit your were doped up and forgot how long you had stayed lad. No need to lie to your mates.
>>53072534
It is very nice though
>>53072509
if I had 3-4 weeks and wanted to see a lot I would either stick East and either travel the coast road Melbounre to Cairns or hit Sydney - Melbourne -Tas and fly back to Sydney. West you can do the same but outside Perth its sparsely populated but the SW has amazing forests and lovely beaches with small towns dotted around. Going north to exmouth takes a couple of days but there are some fantastic lonely beaches, great diving and Hutt River Province. With 3-4 weeks a lot f planning could take in a huge amount as everything tends to be along 1 road outside the cities in any parrticlar direction.
>>53072534
Pretty much. went to nimbin and the nice man sold me everything i needed. Spent every night on the beach near Belongil with a milkshake and a smoke. Daytime surfed all day. Literally best days of my life.
>realise just now I haven't gone more than a few hours inland
>haven't even seen proper desert
>tfw not true blue
Thredbo (100ish Ks inland?)
I'm a fucking baby
in youre mom
>>53073250
The outback or the bush?
hello friends
>pic related
I live here.
>>53068204
Not Australian but I've been to Uluru.
>>53075105
It's Ayer's Rock you cuck
>>53068444
Australia's groundwater isn't projected to last very long given the current rate of depletion.
>w-we'll build desalination plants!
You'd need thousands of them, and you already have to export energy.
>>53071528
Looks like a drier Lapland.
>>53073786
pls be in melbin
>>53069035
>while they earn hundreds of thousands a year for doing nothing lol.
Did they get the bit with ore?
>>53068204
Kakadu National Park
>>53068660
Fat wog hands 2bh
>>53073389
>>53070248
>AFL
>garbage
Why do you banana benders have such a chip on your shoulder no one gives a shit about NRlel
>>53070293
>the dumbest and poorest people I know are all mainlanders.
They'd have to be to move to Tassy m8
Driven this solo in the last 15 years plus a lot more that the detail does not resolve.
>>53076225
Drive through the gibson desert you pussy cunt.
>>53070248
this guy
>>53069035
I'll give you $20 for 10 acres m8
>>53076225
>Lake Disappointment
Finally somewhere I belong.
>>53069175
>britain
>summer
if you're going to cairns, drive up to port douglas for the day. Also don't both going to the reef, it's been dead for like ten years, you're better off seeing crocodiles or some shit
Cape York
>>53076580
We got you a mountain too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Disappointment_%28Australia%29
>>53076179
You realise that it's possible to leave your own state, right? They live on the m**nl*nd.
