What's up, wage slave?
How it was your vacations? Good?
I hope so, because tomorrow your boss wants you fully function at your work.
And of course, giving the highest profit, anyhow, that's why you live for, dont you?
Now get your alarm clock and set it up to 6:00 am.
You don't want to get late, right?
Do you want to get a discount on your salary?
No? Oh yeah, your salary it's already compressed to pay the bills of the holidays, right?
WELCOME TO MONDAY, MOM OF ALL MONDAYS!
Tic toc, cuck.
Tic toc, slave.
>>53063348
y-you t-too
Enjoy your neet time while you still can
I-I only work from 1pm to 6pm
>get 3.3k cheque every month
>literally just sit in my apartment and watch anime
camt even imagine life in the """""united""""" states slaving away and scrubbing toiltes for 8 an hour
How can a BR be a NEET?
>>53064019
being it, it is way better than anglo countries since we arent expected to work until we reach like 30's
The holidays are over? What the rekt, me as a NEET didnt even notice, was the same normal good feeling, at least now i remember that i have to mock the normies.
Hold ond, after 355 days there will be more, slaves.
tfw working on west and now 5month vacation. get fucked vageslaves
>be NEET
>no money
>despised by all
>spends 12 hours a day on 4chan
>tries to brag about it
So, NEETclucks, how was your holidays? Did you get to go anywhere?
Oh wait, that's right, you couldn't because you have no money nor income.
So what did you do, anon? Please don't tell me everyday was just a mixture of playing video games, wanking and sleeping.
So when will you move out of your parent's basement, mate? Does your mum and dad look at you, a fat mid-20s to 30s loser who still leeches off of them, with faces of absolute disgust?
So, when are you going to finally get a job and be independent?
>>53063882
How?
>>53064935
You forgot the worst part
>no friends
>crushing loneliness of little to no social interaction
I'm actually looking forward to work tomorrow, as since I'm a normally functioning human being, I have many friends there.
>>53063348
tb h watching anime and fapping all day sounds boring
>>53065126
>many friends
g-grill friends too?
>>53065166
>gentleman's fetish
>>53065128
This. I enjoy watching anime after coming back from work and even watch more than when I was a NEET.
>>53064947
>So, NEETclucks, how was your holidays? Did you get to go anywhere?
No, because i dont really like to go out, i got everything i need on my own.
>So what did you do, anon? Please don't tell me everyday was just a mixture of playing video games, wanking and sleeping.
I have the freetime to do whatever i want and u?
>So when will you move out of your parent's basement, mate? Does your mum and dad look at you, a fat mid-20s to 30s loser who still leeches off of them, with faces of absolute disgust?
My parents are dead, i love the patromony they left for me.
>So, when are you going to finally get a job and be independent?
I don't need to be a cuck like you to be independent.
tic toc, slave.
>>53065181
>>53063348
Join us
>work dignifies man
>>53065222
Oh sorry NEETcluck! Did I hurt your delicate feelings and further your crippling depression caused by your lack of friends and social interaction?
So you do admit you waste your days wanking and gaming? Oh dear!
>My parents are dead, i love the patromony they left for me
So what did they leave you? Two bananas? Good luck surviving on that, mate.
>I don't need to be a cuck like you to be independent.
Oh but you are, a cück to yourself, imprisoned by your room and your inability to achieve anything.
But good triples though! Probably the best thing you'll do all year!
>>53065420
So you do admit you waste your days giving up of your life and giving profits to your b0ss?Oh dear!
5 residential buildings, all rented apartments.
I can see your jelly swimming over the pacific, kanguru.
>>53063348
why is raining inside?
>>53065420
>So what did they leave you? Two bananas?
stop m8 he's already ded
Yeah! hahaha, feels good to not be a wageslave.
hahhaha
>>53065420
Holy shit
>mfw "work" nights as security guard
>spend 10 hours posting on 4chan from my phone and get paid for it
>>53065589
Well buddy! If you only knew what time management was, you would be able to enjoy both your work and your life! But since you have so much "free" time on your hands, it may be a foreign concept to you!
>apartment buildings
Oh friend, you know, they say that favela units and monkey cages don't give very good returns. If you only had the money to buy a proper investment property! Oh, hang on, I just remember you did have a lack of money.
I'd MUCH rather be working than continue studying at university.
God I'm so fucking sick of school.
>Get mono
>Lose credit for my Senior year due to bullshit policies forcing me to stay home because I might get people sick
>Doing this shit AGAIN at 18
It was already old the first time I was in high school. Now I have literally zero drive to do anything. Like, less drive than I had with mono.
>>53065420
>So what did they leave you? Two bananas? Good luck surviving on that, mate.
>>53064613
>mfw you just transcribed the post I made in 55
>>53063348
>validating your worthlessness to society
back to /r9k/ with you, shoo shoo
Is this a cooping tactic for NEET's?
Pretending you have it better then functioning adults, on an imageboard? This is some next level cognitive dissidence.
>>53067352
Anão é irmão.
>Mfw NEETs are so bored that they literally have to keep reposting this shitty b8 on every single board
Lmao.
Are you kidding? I worked christmas fucking day, haven't had two days off in a row in years.
Just another day.
>>53067881
Have your ever heard of free time? Yeah, I didn't think so
>>53064947
>this legitimately applies to me
holy shit
I don't know if I will ever be able to be a full on NEET but I think I can get to something close. There are houses around where I live that are actually 10k and studio apartments for 315$. The only thing I give a shit about is having an internet connection so I think I could fund my lifestyle though bullshit like web development or furry commissions.
>>53065420
>So what did they leave you? Two bananas? Good luck surviving on that, mate.
>>53063348
isnt having a job basically a privilege in favela-ville?
