wife's son edition
cara
janny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>qt ask me to study with her after school
>we crack open the books and she starts looking for a pencil
>"hmm. do you have one anon?"
>she reaches in my pocket and starts feeling my leg for some reason
>get up and hand her the pencil on my desk
>"pencils are usually around desks, dumbass"
>we finish and she doesnt talk to me the next day (or ever again)
did the dumbass comment offend her??
>>53062649
>janny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do abnormies come to /int/? It's always been a normie board, literally all we do here is discuss internationl QTs.
>>53062622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOjG5usM_y4
>>53062654
yes
>why, yes, I did partake in underage drinking and casual sex at social gatherings in secondary school
I really want to marry Azusa Nakano
>>53062647
>Infact my last gf was from /soc/
how'd you manage that la? i've always struggled with online dating shit 2bh. i massive commitment issues so i always get really close to blocking them when they start to mean something to me.
>>53062643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqJ-Shv3kEw
GETTING A BIT TOO NORMIE IN HERE
>legal age of drinking is 21 in the land of the free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pez_79eWSWw
>all this normie hate
doing a lmao at you pathetic cunts
>>53062705
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>>53062723
Is it really that time again?
>>53062705
Added her on skype via 4chan, found out she went to the same college. Met up for coffee, she was cool as fuck and really down to earth so I decided to ask her out.
That's it. Then she moved back to Belgium
>of course i enjoy anime, why wouldn't i?
>>53062647
arent girls from /soc/ massive sluts?
did you meet or was she an online """""""""""""girlfriend"""""""""""""?
loves pussys with lots of bush desu
Business idea: we all watch Freeview channel 172 together right now
>>53062665
last thread just really cemented the fact that /brit/ is a general of normies and failed normies
the autismos, robots and abnormies are just an incredibly loud and aggressive minority that want their way of life imposed on the rest of society (Remind you of anyone?)
>>53062730
>Henk can buy a really small foamy beer at 16
Cheers to that mate haha
>>53062621
been here 5 years, never been on /sp/ no interest in sports. It's actually you autists that invaded from /r9k/ when that spastic melt started making crossover threads to britfeel. /brit/ is lads.
there is a board for autistic spastics. you can one up each other on how shit your lives are, circle jerk about your hatred for better people, post anime, and wank to cartoon girls as much as you like there.
You'll love it
>>>/r9k/
maisie
my gf killing the normals
>>53062763
what channel is that on sky
>tfw need to be up for work at 6
CANT WAKE UP
>>53062748
oh fair crack
i could see 4chan girls being either really cool or really fucking memey/psychotic
>>53062752
see
>>53062748
Best gf I've had 2bh
>>53062778
>>53062776
What
>>53062748
Any pics?
>>53062763
Think we should all watch anime together desu.
Why do people feel the need to post about normies? Do you really think that we're funny and cool enough that normal people would want to come here and read our shit? Fuck no.
Most people don't even know what 4chan is
Those who do know about 4chan only know about /b/
Only a fraction of those people go on to become regular 4chan posters
And an even smaller fraction of those people go on to post on the international board
And an even smaller fraction go on to post on the British General
Normies don't exist on 4chan lads, they're just the boogeyman. Sure you might not be a virgin and you might have gf, but are you really "normal"? Let's be honest, you go on a fucking website for Japanese cartoons, you're clearly not that well adjusted.
>>53062785
Good post
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>>53062810
Not posting them because she literally broses 4chan and would probably reverse dox me
RACE MIXING EDITION
>>53062791
Don't know, I'm not a billionaire.
>>53062813
very good idea, we should have a /brit/ anime night
http://strawpoll.me/6444903
http://strawpoll.me/6444903
http://strawpoll.me/6444903
http://strawpoll.me/6444903
>FONT
>>53062802
dont you go to university
>>53062705
from my personal experience they often have as much issues as you do
the easiest way for me is to get a date fast and bounce from that if the girl is interesting/interested
If I wait too much I lost interest or I get anxious and it goes to shit.
If you're really having a hard time, just try to get one in your bed and bounce out of the experience.
It's a bit mean but it helps
>>53062748
>mfw dutch thread on /soc/ 2 years ago had a qt in it from leiden
>mfw it turned out to be a tranny
What did you guys think about Joukamachi no Dandelion?
>>53062816
Back in my day on 4chan betas were laughed at
>>53062844
the fuck is wrong with that guys face
>>53062843
weebs BTFO
>>53062841
You're literally singlehandedly ruining this general. I've seen some gimmicks in my time, but this is the worst one yet.
>my gf is a cartoon drawn by orientals
>>53062834
well what is the channel called
Estimated Number of Diagnoses of HIV Infection, 2013
>Male-to-male sexual contact
30,689
>Heterosexual contact
3,887
Why do fags and fag enablers keep on acting like being a faggot isn't more dangerous.
>>53062856
i am the perfect specimen
>>53062798
good post
>>53062778
and still manage to have an higher iq overall despite canada being full of chinks wahey
>>53062859
>leiden
FOB
>not even the abnormies want weebs
>>53062872
>I've seen some gimmicks in my time
like tears in the rain
http://strawpoll.me/6444915/
http://strawpoll.me/6444915/
http://strawpoll.me/6444915/
these polls would be like britain importing millions of pakis and then the pakis voting for sharia law
i can`t fuck in most positions. My dick gets too hard and i can`t bend it to fuck for example in doggy style. My dick literary gets rock hard.
Lads what's a fashionable haircut to get these days? Need something to look good. What should i say to the barber?
>>53062908
I'll take that, we have a lot of natives and hillbillies bringing it down
>I've seen some gimmicks in my time
>>53062911
why
>>53062925
broodje 2bh
Saw this cute schnauzer doge walking on the road and there was like 6 cars piled up behind it waiting for it to get off the road.
Godspeed pupper
>how to get sex
>go outside
>talk to a girl who isn't a mile out of your league
pretty simple lads
>>53062935
scream "JUST" at him
>>53062881
babestation
>>53062934
mate iktf.
Literally have a bannnana dick. Apparantely it's good for hitting g-spots though
>>53062935
Just fuck my le shit up
>>53062872
just report and ignore. i'm enjoying how hopelessly triggered he is, spending his entire 1 post per minute allowance posting the same thing over and over. He's probably crying.
>>53062935
JUST
FERT
>alright lads
>>53062816
normies do exist on here, but most of them are people that have transitioned. ie i was a complete loser in 2009 when i started browsing yet im pretty normie these days x
>>53062957
TYPEFACE
didnt we have a FONT plague a few weeks back as well?
dont really mind it desu. free (You)s
>>53062935
>posts in /brit/
>isn't part of five eyes
embarassing
>>53062935
3 back and sides short on top, faded
>>53062954
Kev?
>i'm enjoying how hopelessly triggered he is, spending his entire 1 post per minute allowance posting the same thing over and over. He's probably crying
>>53062918
anime isnt bad the anime posters are bad coz of how unimaginative their shitposting is and people are associating the font poster with them, its a false dichotomy
>>53062918
no, mate. all the abnormies want weebs because they are the weebs
the people who spam anime?
the people who shit these threads up with "FONT"?
there's literally 6 of them, here every day and almost every hour
/brit/ is a majority normie (or failed normie) general
HEAD IN
THE CEILING
FAN GOES
ROLLING
fucking chewn lads not going to lie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu9KgGqXDyw
>>53062816
bizarro normal
>>53062900
We're all fucked in the head mate.
One of the things I learned in the last years is not too commit too hard with a girl when you met her
If she's a psychopath she won't let you go
>>53063001
>ass
fuck off yank
>convinced I have some kind of mild mental illness
>can't be arsed to see a shrink
>>53062935
I unironically have hair like Justin Beiber. Look a bit like him too, girls love it t b h. Hairstyle really depends on your face.
>>53062844
What's wrong with your face?
how many of you browse /soc/?
>>53063001
>Assholes
foy
>>53063041
Mate. Maybe if you're under the age of 20.
Literal kid, fuck off.
>>53062990
You're not a real normie
You're a transnormie
>>53063047
Never been
Any good?
>>53062965
saw a porno once where a guy had a dick shaped like a boomerang, was literally poking organs. women were screaming in pain
>>53063007
How short is a 3? I don't want really short hair on the sides like >>53062997
>>53063047
I make futile posts in the ideal mate threads sometimes
FOAT
FUCK OFF ABNORMIE TWAT
>>53063016
>literally 6
where did you get this number
>>53063035
>yank
>using 'arse'
definitely fucked in the noggin you are
>>53063076
FONT
>>53063022
nah im just memeing lmao
i do better in real life than on online simply because online obviously lacks person to person interaction so i can come off a bit retarded/stupid because i don't care. i also really don't like dealing with psychos so it puts me off lmao
>>53063053
I am 21, but I look about 17. It works for me, and I can't grow a beard, so it was the logical look to go for. It's working for me anyway.
>>53063041
I have an oval shaped face, any recs?
>>53063062
Not as short as that. Looks like this
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want hair like this lads what do i ask for at the barber
>>53063089
oh
I feel dumb now hahaha
>>53063090
you're 17 admit it mate
>tfw think of Cornwall when I shag my bf up the arse
>make him call me a normie twat when he's got my cock in his mouth
>get a (you)
>get excited
>it's from that FONT poster
>read an interesting post
>see it has a reply
>it's from the FONT poster
FUCK YOU
>>53063113
ask for the metrosexual
>>53063113
Impossible to get ahir like that if you have shit genetics pham
>>53063113
Just show him that picture lad
>>53063113
>hello please make me bent as fuck
tfw 22 but look 18
>>53063113
say you wanna look like a gay frenchman
>>53063127
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>some rich lefty giving it big licks about how we should have open borders and let anyone live here
>one lad tells her that it's fucking stupid and they should just kick them all out
>another makes the mistake of actually trying to see her point
>her and all her friends jump down his throat
They hate actual confrontation. If you give left wingers any respect or room they will ruin you. Be like the first lad and just say what you mean. It throws them.
>>53063100
Okay that looks good, so i just say 3 on the sides and back and longer on the top? What happens if they ask for specifics, how much should i get the top cut?
>>53063001
>>53063155
all me
>>53063114
nah i just thought i'd put some elliot rodgers in there for a lel
but yeah, 4chan girls could really go either way imo
>>53063138
what do you mean by that exactly
>>53063091
That doesn't give me much to go on mate. If you have boyish good looks then have styled hair with a swept fringe and shit. if you're not massively handsome then a beard is a good move, a lot of girls like beards.
>Britain
/brit/
>The British
lads, normies and failed normies
>Pakis
Abnormies
>Sharia law
FONT
>Paki enablers/leftists
Anime posters
>>53063146
t. skinhead
Þär's e fajn lajn bitvin lav end häjt
>>53063156
>They hate actual confrontation. If you give left wingers any respect or room they will ruin you. Be like the first lad and just say what you mean. It throws them.
YWNF OR "YOUR WELCOME HERE, NORMAL FRIENDS"
The "H" be silent
*begin blog post*
>MIGHT be going on a date for the first time in years on thursday
>says she can't afford the gas to drive 1 hour 40 minutes
90% sure that was an excuse cause she still hasn't gotten back to me when I suggested somewhere else
*end blog post*
Kpop lads
>>53063118
I'm 21 mate.
>>53063173
You need good thick hair.
If you're blonde don't bother. Blondes have shit hair.
when does the /brit/ "watch anime together" session start
>>53063159
they only pick easy fights they can win and if all else is failing, you just shout racist and they "win"
>>53063127
>>read an interesting post
FUCKING LOL
Look at how inane these normie posts are. Literally just:
>Lads a girl hasn't texted me for a few hours what do i do?
>Lads that >tfw shagged my oneitus then she doesn't talk to me
>Lads what do i get from the hairdresser
>Lads shagged a girl
>Lads does anyone else love when a girl sucks your willy
>Lads I'm going out on the weekend looking to smash but my ex will be there what do?
>>53063113
hope he gets his face punched in rather sooner than later
>>53063215
looks like the gf really wore her bull out!
Lizanne, 29, 5'3, 120lbs, 30D titties, lives in East Kilbride. Works at the science centre in Glasgow.
She gets off on fooling around in public places where she might get caught.
Is she worth going to the science centre for?
>>53063159
>how much should i get the top cut?
Just tell them to cut it with scissors and to stop when you like.
Also make sure youy ask for it to get blended into the sides.
RAK OFF NORMALS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53063230
Never because /Brit/ is apparently a normie general these days
>>53063251
yes
this is my fetish
>>53063251
120lbs at that height? Fucking obese, mate.
>>53063230
Fuck off back to the Japan thread
>>53063176
>>53063156
Where does this happen? The only political confrontation I've had has been with my Dad, any other conversation with anyone else is pretty much just "fucking lying thieving politicians fucking us over" and "Fuck the government", and I work at a supermarket part time so i speak with many people.
The British people are probably the kindest and greatest though, almost everyone I have spoken to feels that we should commit to our humanitarian values and help people, and our politicians are cunts.
>>53063171
I never met one so I don't know.
Not many from France I think (other than the lass from Strasbourg but I'm not living there at all).
>>53063261
>B
FONT
>girl I semi-fancy deleted the selfie she took of us on NYE from her insta
what did she mean by this?
>>53063215
imagine how disgusting and ugly that mongrol kid would look like
>>53063275
why do you know what 120lbs is
fuck off yank
>>53063241
>doing a poo
>having a bag of crisps
>having a wank
>cara
>maisie
>sersh
>anime
Yeah, autistic posters are far more enthralling.
FUCK OFF ABNORMIE TWAT
>>53063261
Mate anime is normal as fuck.
Have mates that watch KON and fucking elfen lied and girls und panzer.
Always laugh when weebs say their hobby is untouched.
>>53063276
I can't go back to where I never was in the first place
>>53063292
I fucking knew you were going to do that you cheeky kraut bastard
I'm on my phone it changes brit to Brit
>Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? You can't speak to me like that! I'm a JJB assistant manager! I deserve more respect!
>>53063277
>post a humorous chart made by /brit/
>you get all anal anguish and start posting news articles
embarassing
>>5306XXXX
F O N T
>showed some cunt on skype a pic and she slowly disengages convo with me and then deletes me
honestly what
not bad looking either
women are so insecure
>>53063230
not tonight
normies are a bit like pikeys really. make a lot of fuss and are unwanted but they do eventually fuck off. usually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrJ9jGAHspw
Himeko
I'm like a (you) magnet today
>>53063251
>120lbs, 30D titties
Is she wearing a corset in your picture?
Fooling in public is fairly comon in girls (with rape fantaisies and BDSM) so don't take it as something you'll never see again.
Other than that, it's up to you really
>>53063225
i got pretty thin hair so i guess ill forget it then
>>53063251
>>53063241
Look at how inane these abnormoes posts are. Literally just:
>FONT
>y no crayon gf
>anime scee scree ^-^
>>53063306
>>cara
yes these posts are very good
>>53063340
Mate the abnormies are the ones making a fuss literally fuck off you scrote. Billy no mates.
>>53063350
WAHEYY
When did JJB assistant manager replace machine operator as the go-to shite job on here? I prefer the latter.
The good thing about /brit/ is that we don't lean too far either way into normie or abnormie status, we have a good mix of both we won't end up like /cum/ or /soc/-lite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM
>>53063331
oi mate, can I get these bikes in a size 5 innit
>>53063259
Why should i say to get it blended at the sides, don't they just do that anyways?
>>53063386
lots of normans are machine operators
>>53063333
CUSTODIAN!
When's a good time to ask a girl on tinder for her phone number
Our conversations aren't flirty or suggestive how do inchanfe that
>>53063289
there seem to be a fucking tonne here in australia. i knew a few in highschool who browsed 4chan and some were good ooking but all a bit weird.
>>53063377
Nice view of delicious fanny flaps
CARETAKER
>>53063403
>don't they just do that anyways?
Nope. If you don't ask they give you a turbonormie haircut
>>53063368
yeh but they're ironic (Except for font posting which is necessary)
hello
>tfw no jez bro to normiefy you
Somebody post a pic of that lad from Iceland with thin hair and a good chin. I can't remember his name, thin chin man maybe? Fuck knows
>>53063412
>hey listen I have to go now, we can talk about this later or you can give me your number
*fans self*
janny, be a dear and take down these obscene posts
>>53063435
no
Genuinely think someone must've posted this thread on /b/ or something.
This thread is indistinguishable from /b/
>>53063424
>CARETAKER
>>53063395
want to stick my nose in her fartbox while i lick her kebab
>>53063452
FONT
>>53063443
le thin hair chin man
whats the point of spamming porn literally /b/ tier
>>53063443
Me irl
>>53063460
This is what happens when normies.
I'm thinking about starting up an alt rock band and writing songs about being a legit abnormie lads
>>53063441
I don't know what your issue is. Yanks are all big, brash and overtly outgoing.
>>53063386
machine operator is a shite forced meme
>>53063414
I mean I'd expect them to be weird or to have issues.
Or to be as edgy as possible. I'm not too sure, you're making me curious about it.
it's a bit early but i might go to bed haha
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YhSyQxI.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>53063443
