empire edition
maisie
Azusa
tarry
normie genocide soon
no to FONT
sex
Yeri
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
halo
drugs
Pet Goldfish just drowned to death
Nothing wrong with having sexual intercourse with the opposite gender desu
cheeky bit of a choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC6y_lWKz_E
>all the normals will go to instasync
How much beer/lager must I drink until I begin to enjoy the taste?
Kpop.
vagina
cohn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=knfrxj0T5NY
football
Ever seen a gay paki, how about a gay ginger paki? Do they exist?
>>53063897
a lot
>>53063917
>asking for a mate
>>53063917
>Ever seen a gay paki
yes
>>53063876
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a70h0cX8AMM
tinychat com/ 4wmb50
join the memes faggots
>>53063846
>>53063878
>>53063910
>spamming this in the old thread wasn't enough
>better do it here too
fuck off
wanking
>>53063913
Whick akb member is this
>>53063940
>tinychat
fuck off
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
get in here fucking now
is there any point using tinder if you have an ugly face
>>53063943
>spamming
>>53063931
$3 million tourney online qualifier is happening right now lad
semi finals being played atm
twitch tv / halo
what lives do the FONT posters lead?
what was their childhood like?
what was school, sixth form and uni like to them?
what were their experiences with girls?
with their parents?
what do they look like?
why did they become the people they are today?
>>53063960
Even ugly people don't like other uglies
Can't wait next week when all the normies on Christmas break have fucked off. Then we can finally get back to our regular 2am - 5am abnormie posting
>>53064006
>implying
>>53063952
Alright blud, so you want sum deathsticks or spice?
>>53063992
this
>>53063992
Whats funny is that eggman isn't a virgin
>yfw eggman is more attractive than billy no mates
>>53064025
by hugo boss
im a gay paki ama
>>53064001
I'm just asking about your life, I'm curious
>>53064054
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>I don't listen to the darker styles of drum & bass
>>53063992
i have eggman on skype and snapchat, his snapchat is hilarious
>>53063992
>emotionally abusive childhood
>school was shit because I was really quiet, had no friends
>implying I had any experiences with any girls at all
>I don't talk to my family that much anymore, still love them but I can't be arsed with them
>I'm ugly
>see all of the above
At a crossroads here lad. Currently studying a foundation year to get into uni but as times gone on ive realised ive never been quite enjoying it and may have only been doing it because most of my friends have gone to uni and they seem to all be having a great time. I've always wanted to be some sort of boxer/mma fighter and with my age (almost 20) i feel like now is my last shot at trying it. On the flip side theres pretty much nothing left for me here at home with most of my friends and siblings having moved on and ive pretty much been left behind and taking on this 'dream' would mean staying at home and finding a job to fund the lifestyle i want. Honestly have no idea what to do.
>>53064054
>eggman isn't a virgin
brb killing myself
>>53064036
just fuck my shit up
>darker styles of drum & bass
in out
>>53064084
that sucks lad
>>53063980
Not a massive fan of the competitive multiplayer tbqhwyl, just really like the campaign and lore and music and stuff
>>53064115
Megadeth is a metal band
>I've always wanted to be some sort of boxer/mma fighter
>>53064084
how were you emotionally abused?
>i don't listen to the best type of dnb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y
>>53064115
>>53064135
To be fair I have seen people dressed like this at DnB events
jgf 2016
How'd your football teams do this weekend lads?
Any heartbreak or upsets?
>>53064166
make it happen captain
Could really use a gf
>everyone i am friends with looks the same
>dress the same
>go to the same places
>go on the same holidays, have the same jobs, went to the same universities
>buy the same stupid things
>realise my life doesn't mean anything
>i actually thought i was one of the "real" ones
>i'm actually one of the worst
>i judge people, pay far too much attention to fads and fashion, cheat on my girlfriend, buy stupid shit i dont need
There is absolutely nothing of value I have in my life.
>>53064124
>1 place on the internet to talk with like minded individuals and have a laugh
>gets swamped with "gf just texted me lads x" posts
>>53064166
already got one
>>53064115
I knew a lad who is the spitting image of the lad in the picture and he was every bit just as autistic.
If you so much as looked at him in a funny way he'd put his face really close to yours and click his teeth together. Me and some lads locked him in the changing rooms and turned off the lights once because he was being a prick, we went in and he was crying and he instantly went and told the teacher on us.
>>53064161
that's not even dnb you rat fuck
>>53064171
we lost 2-0 =[
>>53064161
MW2 RUST MODDED LOBBY
>>53064199
play it at 2x speed
Dear sacred deer, should I fap to Remy Lacroix porn?
thinking about turning into a 14 stone otter mode demi god 2bh la's.
don't get me wrong, i get shags etc etc but i feel turning into a 14 stone alpha demi god would enable me to shag higher specimen females.
how do i turn into a 14 stone otter mode natty cunt before the lads holiday?
Just had a massive shit lads
>>53064211
INSTANT 10TH PRESTIGE
MSG BK 4 INV
>>53064194
>>53064197
>>53064198
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>>53064196
this
hate them
>>53064209
What game?
Wish I could do this, desu
>>53064230
roll
elliot rodger must have felt so powerful on that killing spree
>>53064231
Roid
>DnB events?
>Oh no m'lady, not just any DnB event, but a more sinister event, a dark DnB event
Just weighed myself lads
Put on 0.2kg over christmas despite doing 3,000 cals a day ffs
>>53064193
Does anyone else get turned on by crying women?
>>53064251
WHU v LIV
I very much enjoy wanking to black girls, desu m8s
>>53064196
it's not the one place on the internet though
several places on /b/, the entirety of /r9k/ and wizchan, but /brit/ isn't a hivemind general. some lads here do have gfs and they shouldn't have to leave for your sake
/britfeel/ is more what you're looking for
>its 2:15am
>im not tired
>im up at 7:45
>i have no gf
What am i doing
>>53064259
Where do you even buy roids? I would probably go on the gear if I knew where to get it.
>>53064287
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>>53064293
literally me
>>53064252
I wish I could go on an adventure with Obi-One too.
>>53064276
i'm forever blowing bubbles
>>53064276
Klopp out when?
how many guys do we think taylor swift realistically shagged?
side-note: no HURRR HOLLYWOOD BIKE XDDD replies. They're over-done
my guess is about 15 guys
>>53064287
i don't even mind normies posting here too much
just don't talk about inane normie shit
>>53064270
Not turned on but I get the urge to cuddle them, not sexually. Probably an evolutionary thing desu
>>53064231
>i get shags
hahahahahahhahahahahahah
>im up at 7:45
>>53064304
go and get a membership at the local gym, not a big commercial one, and get to know the people
>>53064257
>>53064317
bit gay desu
>>53064320
hasn't even signed a player yet la
not his team.
>>53064305
that's not an argument
>>53064324
that's fair enough I suppose, "oneitis messaged me" posts must annoy you as much as seeing pointless anime posts annoy me, so I can understand this view
>>53064342
shagged 3 girls desu m8.
Can't find my bowl :/
>>53064083
whats his snapchat senpai
>>53064363
For a good two hours?
>>53064084
*hugs you*
>>53064154
Mums a psycho with borderline personality disorder. One minute she'd be screaming at me calling me a fat bastard, next minute she'd be in my room crying begging for forgiveness. It wasn't what she said to me that hurt though, it was what she said to my little sisters. Like she'd go proper mental at them, screaming in their faces and sit and making them cry, the thing that hurts was not being able to comfort them because if my mum saw me hugging them and trying to make them laugh, she'd go even more ballastic at them, saying they were trying to get my sympathy so I pretty much just had to sit their while my 3 and 6 year old sisters cried their eyes out like every night.
>>53064322
1 or 2 before she got famous
maybe 6 or 7 after
she's the type to only shag boyfriends really
>>53064382
Me on the left
>>53064231
>don't get me wrong, i get shags
>>53064364
Use papers, they're better anyway
>>53064372
post yours and ill send you it later, cant use my phone atm
>>53064398
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>>53064397
>he thinks thats a rough childhood
Laughing
WE'RE
ALL
GONNA
MAKE
IT
>>53064398
>she's the type to only shag boyfriends really
do you think this is common amongst better specimen females? I still have a half oneitus and I don't want her shagging guys like I shag girls after a night out 2bh.
>>53064423
W A G M I
>>53064084
this post describes me more or less
>>53064413
b-but mine is my real life name cant post that here x
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all these "normies" are just trying to trigger you and make you feel bad, but the reality is they're just as pathetic as the rest of us
>>53064399
me on the right
>>53064474
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>>53064439
She's a strong, independent woman who doesn't need your double standards holding her down
She can shag whomever she wants
unironically thinking about buying a flannel shirt
>>53064475
t. virgin
>>53064475
>this is what abnormies think
go roooo in a different pond, we are here to stay
>lisicki trying his hardest to be the most normie ITT
>he can't get any FONT (You)s
>>53064475
i'm a subnormie at best 2bh. Essentially just a pepe who won the life lottery and got decent looking and tall
>>53064502
>>53064503
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>>53064504
filtered the cunt weeks ago
Seriously where is my bowl?
>>53064410
Too wasteful
>>53064502
so?
>>53064535
ayyy lmao
underrated post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W773ZPJhcVw
brb lads, gonna go look for America
>>53064421
Not as bad as a lot of people's sure, but it still proper fucks with you. She stopped hitting my when I turned 12 because I was a big guy, didn't stop her from slapping around my fucking little sisters in front of me though.
>i'm a subnormie at best 2bh. Essentially just a pepe who won the life lottery and got decent looking and tall
>vacation ends tomorrow
fucks sake lads
>>53064477
I love you
>>53064508
90cm Manlet Race everyone.
remember a few months ago an irishlad posted a vocaroo ranting about the fonposter and saying he was the worst poster ever and i found it funny so does anyone have a link?
>>53064564
looks like the guy from top gear here
>>53064564
FUCK
everyone needs to stop making kev edits
i legit feel bad for him but some of these are just too funny
Baiting Americans in /pol/ is too easy lads my (you) count is through the roof. Shame they cant think of anythign beyond calling me Mohammed though
for those of you who've used pof and tinder, which did you have better success with?
>>53064607
FORT
>>53064614
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>>53064588
>not knowing jeremy clarkson
baka
>>53064614
met the gf on pof
>>53064612
Love shilling for Israel on /pol/
>>53064629
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>my job doesn't have time off over christmas
JUST
>>53064607
Naw m8 my Kev folder is growing exponentially atm
>>53064615
FORK
Baiting autists on /brit/ is too easy lads my (you) count is through the roof. Shame they cant think of anythign beyond calling me Rasheed though
What happened to Lisicki? Has he been on recently? Didn't spend much time on /brit/ over crimble
Just finished shagging me bird for a good 3 hours straight
I'm fucking sweltered lads
Fuck this shitty chillum
>>53064612
Wow, you baited people on /pol/? I'm so impressed :^)
>>53064646
>literally work when i want
feels good man
>>53064622
just couldn't think of his name just then
>>53064612
>I antagonize uneducated truck drivers from other countries over the internet
this is what your mum and dad made love for all those years ago lad?
money isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cNE_Sm5ALU
tune
yanks out
is it bad to trim facial hair with scissors
Isn't pof for literal old farts? Pretty sure my dad has an account on there.
Tinder and OkCupid are for our generation
gf sent this an hour ago on the old snapchat haha
>>53064676
"no"
>>53064684
bit grim
>>53064669
What do you do lad?
>>53064672
>antagonize
Fuck off yank
>>53064687
FOY
>>53064686
Wanna suck on dem titties desu
>>53064697
play poker
>>53064686
wow i can hardly tell her tits are fake /sarcasm
>>53064629
How long did it take to find her? I'm averaging about 2 phone numbers a month right now and feel like that's low. Most girls quit replying a few messages in. any advice?
having a type
>>53064686
under a dress she'd probably look sweet and qt too
fuck she's delicious looking
To the Aussie lad that posted a funny image in a /Brit/ thread a day or two ago I'm calling out to you
The imagine was of a man gentleman pulling out a piece of paper from a cup of coffee that said "the government is bad" on it.
I'm the lad who said it was funny, post it again because I can't find it.
>>53064723
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>>53064672
Fuck knows but baiting is a good hobby desu but /pol/ isnt satisfying anymore
my face is a fucking oil factory
doing a dew
These image captchas have gone on too long, might buy a 4chan pass.
>>53064686
choon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMNOlYcpHg
>>53064556
For you.
>>53064675
>TDWP
it's 2008 all over again
>>53064720
What are you on? Because of the gap? They're hardly your picture perfect tit job
doing a wistful look out of the window
>>53064748
>not using legacy
>>53064742
MOUNTAIN DOO
it's pronounced "DJew" you uncultured swine
doing a food eat
>>53064748
you can change it to get the text captchas
i'd explain how but i can't quite remember plus i'm too lazy
>>53064742
FOY
FOUR DEAD IN OHIO
>>53064775
>>53064790
Why are you bullying me
>>53064755
>someone acknowledges my masterful post
bro, me and you would get along
Just checked out the side effects of Accutane
fucking hell
>>53064771
>>53064788
Text ones are worse for me t bh and half the time they don't accept it even if its blatantly correct
>>53064803
hello reek
>>53064735
can only find this shit version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rWPikOJ1sX
reeeeee
>>53064768
near my house as a kid there was this one house where you'd just see this old woman staring out the front window all the time
i'm pretty sure everyone had one of those houses around when they were a kid
>>53064816
I just get the number ones 2bh
God bless the USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>53064803
i hope ky#'s alright
>>53064824
good banter
What's it like to finger a girl's bumhole during doggystyle lads?
>>53064853
FOY
>>53064832
yeah there's one near my local paki shop, whenever I go for a pint of milk I always look in and see him sitting in his chair looking out.
will probably be me when i'm an old man desu
>>53064866
all me
>>53064612
I bully Americans on /int/ because their impotent rage makes me forget about my crippling loneliness.
What happened to brum, craven, maisiebro, and fatcam?
>>53064825
can hear you cracking up towards the end 2bh
>>53064723
I just browsed through profiles, she replied fairly quickly. Actually, the reason I signed up for it was because of her profile. She's 30 so she's probably a little desperate, but I'm 27 so I have no issues to be frank.
As for advice, not sure. My case was an anomaly. Didn't take many messages to get a date with her and we quickly went on a few more. We just hit it off I suppose.
Girls seem to like photos of you in social situations, so maybe try getting those if you don't already have them. Be funny mostly, anyone can get a gf if they're funny enough.
>>53064816
Yea desu
As bad as the street signs can be its way better than those crazy Cuniform tier txt ones
buying clothes makes me feel good lads x
aussies are a bit like the rohirrim charging down on the yank orcs like at the end of the Battle of Helms Deep
(helms deep defended by Theoden would be the Brits in /brit/ of course)
>>53064897
post what you bought
>>53064832
There's an old woman who does that outside of my dealers house, except she sits in a chair and does it all day long. When I ring my dealer he always asks me to check If "the nosey old bitch" is looking out her window. Then when he comes to the door he doesn't make eye contact with you, he just opens the door and instantly looks to see if the old woman's there.
HAHA FOUND IT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
>>53064832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnY_FIk52pk
>>53064723
internet dating is about being different. stupid conversations about shit. stupid questions and all of that sort of shit.
it might seem dumb but that's the point. guys will always out ratio girls on online dating, even moreso guys to attractive girls. every guy thinks he's top shit so will send some "hey how u doin sweetie" message, which is just the same shit.
a dumb question or something along those lines starts a conversation that's not the same old "im good how r u" reply and so she will actually have fun in the conversation - not because the conversation is fun, but because it's different in contrast to all the others. obviously don't go full le penguin of doom, but that sort of shit works.
same with awful puns/jokes on tinder. it's not "how are you? come over and suck my dick" and it obviously required a bit of wit so girls froth it.
>>53064907
n-no too insecure x
Which one of you lads is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>53064881
>implying you know those /brit/ personalities
seppos have only posted in /brit/ en masse for about a year.
my willy smells vaguely fishy today
is this what a fanny smells like? can willies smell similar to fannies under certain circumstances?
>>53064824
Good lad
>>53064910
Pretty good m8
>>53064881
who da fuk r u? riley?
>>53064941
haha yeah when you shag them for a good two hours
>>53064925
>girl asked me if I wanted to go out sometime and I said yes + set a location an date
>comes into work today with the side of her head shaved
Might call it off desu
>>53064941
not really no
>>53064970
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