>Anon come in the sauna with me. You have to get naked though
no problemo
lets keep the sauna at a comfortable 40 degrees though
great thread
>>53050399
But that's a Hobit's house
>>53050399
Im ok with this
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
yyy kurwa nara
*runs away*
>thick white girls
hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
>>53050399
Isn't that how you normally go to sauna?
>>53050505
>Norway education
>tfw i realize my back has random hair on it
n..no thanks, it's not really my thing
>>53050399
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>>53050538
>white
>>53050505
It's called a shadow, sunlight makes it, you would see more of them if you got out of your mom's basement once in a while
>>53050538
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>53050505
That's called sunlight, Norway
>>53050505
>the country of Norway
Sure
>all chances of coitus goes away as soon as I undress
>>53050399
alright
>>53050562
50/50 here tbqh
But they're almost always single gender
those cow tits must look like shit without a bra
>tfw no Sauna time with cute Finnish boy
>>53050399
Noelle is 10/10 for me, would sweat for her.
>>53050505
>the sun doesnt exist in norway
poor people, the lack of sunlight has fucked them up
>>53050709
they look just like you see them on that pic.
that's Noelle easton
>>53050814
It actually doesn't
Try coming here in the winter once and you'll see for yourself
>>53050688
>not going to sauna nude with you qt cousins when they visit your summer cottage
Murricans don't know what they miss.
>>53050399
>tfw 5 inches penis
ill never show it to any woman, they will make fun of me
>>53050843
Tell me a bit about it.
>>53050874
You are catholic? Just avoid sex before marriage.
>>53050874
There are guys that get away with smaller dicks than you. Not even kidding.
>>53050953
>before
(and after probably)
>>53050953
why would you think catholics still do this kek
>>53050399
You had me at
>Anon come
>>53051016
That looks like a deformity.
>>53050909
>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again
>>53051394
haha what le fuck? :D
>>53051394
That's actually pretty hot
>>53051394
imagining pic related to be your dad in this situation
>>53050505
AIDS
>>53050505
ignore those haters
she has a tan line and the shadow cast on it makes it look like some plastic film thing
Keep the mouth closed, please
>>53052267
this desu
I usually don't mind little imperfection like a snaggletooth but that is a bit too much senpai
>>53050789
She has lost some weight and with it her tits though
>>53052169
You ruined it
>>53050505
leling at norway
>>53050399
>W-wa, no, i have to eh.. go.
>>53050505
looks like a tattoo of a weird face that's being laser removed tbf
>>53050399
I love her
>>53050399
I can get get naked, but your fatass better keep those clothes on.
>>53050399
BE GONE YANK
>>53054791
It is not a tattoo. I have made some extensive research on this topic.
It just some light.
>>53050399
"nah, you are fat"
Fine but you won't like what you see.
>>53058120
>says the ameriburger
>>53058216
i squat 4.5plt for reps, b.r.e.h
>>53052169
is she British?
>>53050399
So will you.
Do you have penis? If so, yes.
>>53050399
No mennää. Uotkos jo vihat ehtiny?
>>53058120
this
bitch is fat and not my type
>>53050841
based!
i hate the sun i wish it didn't exist sometimes especially in the summer.
>>53058289
you do no such thing, f.a.m.
>>53050399
It's a generic invitation to sex here. Means the sl... girl is ready to open all of her ports.
beta faggots itt
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>>53050399
No way, fatty
>>53058924
well i read somewhere that ejaculation has the highest bitrate of all communication forms. i hope she has some high capacity ports.
> okay anon, i-i dressed up like one of your chinese cartoons now, will you PLEASE have sex with me now?
perkele :DDDDDD
>>53059116
no, stop asking this is e-rape!!
Wanna bingo bongo me gibblets luv? Give you a roight proppa innit. Roight in the wandering eye. Minge shire population this cunt.
>>53051016
Slightly above average test
>>53052169
>those teeth
from 10/10 to 2/10 in one smile
he-heh... okay
*unzips benis*
>>53059377
nah lad, this is slightly above average test
>>53059898
This is the perfect test
