ENGLAND edition
NOT welcome:
pakis
niggers
apologists/admirers of aforementioned subhumans
lefties
cucks
scots
idiots
druggies
ameriboos
anythingaboos
get fucked reddit spastics
>Why have you got your shirt on at the beach anon haha?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1451845412273.jpg
Ritsu
Karen is cute!
>>53047924
VERY good OP
>>53047892
>everyone who doesn't like sushi is a northerner
'no'
third for sharia law
>>53047997
>/r9k/
marina
>>53047997
because i burn easily
crayon pop
>Why yes I do believe taeyeon is the best member of snsd
any good 2016 memes to be made aware of lads?
Karen
>>53047892
>>53048020
Northerners get enough raw fish as it is wahey
>so anon how was your NYE?
>>53048020
t. Troglodyte
>apple are nasty evil capitalists
>but im ok my iphone was 2nd hand lol!
https://twitter.com/AlexJVCochrane/status/683676887189733376
>>53047997
>tfw pectus excavatum
i feel like British.
i look like Pierce Brosnan, root for Stoke City.
can i be your member?
what do you mean by Bieber is not a bad song
>>53048076
t was good
got a gf and we cuddled and watched Parks and Rec
>>53048077
I'm from Oxford
>have to go to work tomorrow
>sick
the worst feel
>>53048101
Pierce Brosnan isn't British though.
>>53048092
>If we lived in a communist society, Sara and her ilk wouldn't have a platform like twitter to spew their shite on
Almost tempting senpai
>>53048101
yes
>>53048101
Pierce Brosnan is Irish, just saying
>>53048154
Just use one of your sick days
>>53048101
fuck off t*rk roach
LITERAL Paki reporting
>I'm from Oxford
>>53048218
where is yo neck my mayne
She's going to text me tomorrow. I'm going to ignore her and then she's going to bitch at me on Tueday. Couldn't be fucked anymore lads.
>>53047921
why bother? the books will be fucked anyway
![1411976598508[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b3LbRqh.png "1411976598508[1].png")
>northerners are X
>southerners are X
>>53048215
If you're the usual UAE lad who posts ITT occasionally then I really don't mind your presence.
>best kpop group
>not orange caramel
how can you believe in god, in this godless world
>>53048201
hehe
>>53048148
Honestly feel bad for you lads.
Riots when?
>>53048158
i know. he is a cuck leftie scum but i look like him. best Bond was Roger Moore. Connery was another cuck and Craig endorsed Idris Elba's Bond speculation.
lmao what's next? a Paki gay Bond? stand against this leftie bullshit Albion!
>>53048243
>She's going to text me tomorrow.
wish this was me
>>53048092
/r/ing that picture of her when she's meeting different socialists and always comments on her looks in each Tweet
>>53047924
There will be literally no one left to post in this thread.
>>53048218
Oxford is full of yank summer school girls in the summer looking for English cock, how does this make you feel?
need a jgf 2bh
>There are '''''''''people''''''''''''' ITT who don't find pic related appealing
Mind. Blown.
>>53048250
i am but i don't post here anymore. it's too depressing. i just came here to get a few (You)s
Charles~
>best Bond was Roger Moore
>>53048258
>more like memest kpop group
Daily reminder that the left despise you, your family and everyone you love
http://youtu.be/IKf8d4Y-NlM
>>53048258
Bestie are my personal favourite desu
Azusa
>>53048272
>Craig endorsed Idris Elba's Bond speculation
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not even that Idris Elba would be bad at a character like Bond, it's that it's an established character
>>53048272
big dris is based though
>>53048337
I'm quitting tomorrow too haha
I used to banter you for your bad music taste. Apologies.
>best kpop group
>not orange caramel
>>53048330
why would anyone care? foreigners do the same thing at our universities
>>53048336
Doesn't look very filling, and where's the gravy?
>>53048356
The best bond was objectively Brosnan
warning: if someone tries to assert otherwise then know that they ARE JF
niggers
>>53048419
Macri
>43 KB JPG
>>best kpop group
>>not orange
>see the thing about crumb cakes, is that you have to focus on the crumbs as well as the cake
>Irish James bond
Why was this allowed?
>>53048364
lmao what a baby
loving Dimblebot's tie
>>53048407
always found the PB films a bit too meme
>>53048389
no worries lad. it's just banter innit
good luck. see ya around
>>53048395
Do literally thousands of British girls go to one city in burgerland for summer school?
>>53048393
>best kpop group
>sub-unit
don't trigger me like this la
>>53047924
>didn't mention Yanks
CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>53048399
takes about 20 pieces to fill me up as a dinner 2bqh
The Gravy is out picture and consists of soy sauce and wasabi paste
>>53048330
Sounds good to me. Anything that gets American youth away from toxic American culture and weakens the Jewish hold on their psyches is a positive in my book (as long as the "English" are actually English and not niggers or Pakis, natch).
>>53048384
>>53048386
Good lads
>>53048384
Next bond will be Cavill and he's literally perfect for the role.
Black people literally scare me.
>The best Bond was a Paddy
How does this make you feel lads?
moz
>crayon pop
>>53047924
ah love this picture nothing like being hot, eating lots of protein packed food first thing in the morning and washing it down with a continuous flow of pints and being obese.
All thse things lead to the one most manly and British activity I can possibly imagine, which is doing big, somewhat strenuous poos.
God Save The Bloody Queen
>>53048464
fair
>>53048451
part of the peace process
>>53048364
common people are so embarrassing
>>53048491
>not Fassbender
>be Sean Connery
>perfect James Bond
>donate a lot of cash to sc*ttish kurds
>>53048469
wew lad those are some ugly klassies
>>53048469
stop posting this shit webm
>>53048451
Cos Pierce Brosnan was a sexy bastard ngl
>>53048467
if you added it up we prolly have more exchanges from the UK than the other way around, even still, i dont care who american women are fucking. that's literally a rasheed mentality.
>>53048505
Rorke
>>53048447
literally me
>>53048486
>Anything that gets American youth away from toxic American culture and weakens the Jewish hold on their psyches
You're just going from one hole to another.
Don't forget who also started "higher education".
>>53048469
The best K-pop group is The Wonder Girls
>>53048573
Very good lad
>>53048364
>I'm homeless and jobless
>No you're not, you fucking racist goy
>Everyone applauds
Fantastic.
>>53048543
delete this
Just called my mum a Gaijin for not preparing blue-fin tuna sashimi for dinner. baka
>>53048469
>>53048048
>>53048051
>>53048501
>>53048613
want to nosh on rainas roast beef pussy and sweaty arsehole
>>53048364
to be fair it is utter shite that immigrants are given council housing whilst we have homeless
>>53048364
Fucking disgusting. That fat socialite tho
>>53048494
t. cornwall
>>53048579
Europe has its problems but they are not mental Jewish slaves the way us Yanks are, except to the extent that they absorb American propaganda by osmosis. Multiculti ideology is of a very different kind in Europe.
As to your second statement: ?
>>53047924
>lefties
overthrow saxe-coburg und gotha dynasty Ñ‚bh, you guys need your own lenin, he had problem with them in russia too
gonna do a poo and fantasize it's a shemale pulling her fat cock out me arse 2bh
>>53048642
absolute screamer of a post
>>53048642
all me
>>53048642
VERY good gimmick. needs a revival
>>53048330
>>53048467
>This autist again
We really need to talk about your shitposting m8
>>53048498
Awful
>tfw you will wake up one morning and there WILL be a woman/non-white James Bond
reeeeeEEEE
>>53048531
Sean Connery wasn't smooth and charming enough. Pierce Brosnan looked like a plastic model. Henry Cavill is the perfect inbetween. Did you see him in man from UNCLE?
that feel when no Alex gf
>>53048699
>Jews aren't in Yorop
good one
>>53048724
>we
>JF
naff off
Was barely any washing to be done
back on schedule
>>53048075
underrated post
look at all those legs lads wew
>>53048732
Cheers la. Always makes me chuckle to see a leftie girl being revealed as a hypocrite
Want an escort who looks like Shione Cooper
>>53048743
pls just no..
what's the difference between a catfish and an italian?
one's a filthy, scum-sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
want to suck the sweaty soft armpits of a japanese girl
>>53048364
this is good, you white british need to atone for your sins. your empires misdeeds proved to me that there is no higher power in this universe.
>>53048756
They are all fleeing to Israel due to increased Muslim presence, which is probably the only upside to the whole rotten situation.
thank fuck i'm getting a new job in february
ONE (HUNDRED) JOBS
>>53048791
>wake up in america
what do lads
it happened again
>>53048804
>wanting mudslims instead of kikes
meh I don't know.
But nah, they have to tend to their assets.
>>53048772
wew, pretty high standard here.
>>53047924
that picture always cracks me up
why is it that all trashy isolationist english tourists are always from manchester?
>>53048791
But both can be found at the bottom of the ocean...
>>53048865
honestly just care about the legs lad
Who sex pest here?
What's your New Year Resolution lads?
>>53048867
irish weather
>>53048914
be more of a lad
>8 years retail experience
>can't get a job in McDonalds
What the fuck do employers even want these days?
Yer da wants to push a live seagull up his arse by the beak and pull off its wings and feel it go mental as he shoots his muck onto a plate.
hahaha Limmy!
>>53048914
/gf2016/ of course.
>>53048724
No, YOU need to fuck off back to /cum/
>>53048914
stop wasting my life on 4 chan
>>53048914
1080p
>>53048914
going to stop being lazy and doing takeaways a couple of times a month
>>53048914
Wank less
Drink less
what are scottish girls like?
@53048857
@53048919
awful posts
>>53048914
i dunno. ask this girl out i guess. she'll prolly reject me though tbqh.
>>53048772
>Emelie Nereng will never be my gf
We spent thousands on the education, housing, healthcare of this paki bastard
http://www.zerocensorship.com/t/uncensored-isis/210860-isis-shooting-execution-british-executioner-threatens-david-cameron-video#axzz3wDE3dtZ7
>>53048914
Get a gf
>>53048968
>>53048914
wew, I unironically completed /gf2015/ so the only thing left to do in order to become full FONT is stop posting in /brit/
senait
>>53049029
looks like a man.
>>53048937
A degree
>>53049039
Rolling desu
>>53048914
don't bother making them
you shouldn't need an arbitrary date to pass to make positive changes in your life
>>53048914
go back to ireland
>>53049013
new jihadi john?
daily reminder this is who you are posting with
>>53048968
Unhealthy and crass
>>53048937
machine operating experience
Leftism is consumption not a political movement
>What the fuck do employers even want these days?
>A degree
>>53049044
Stopping posting in /brit/ is easy compared to getting a gf
>>53049093
Stop posting this picture of me please
>>53049039
>no east asians
truly the master ethnicity
rolling
remember the /brit/ test we used to make jfs take before being allowed to post here?
i propose we bring it back
>>53049039
Jilian best girl
*fssst*
>>53049039
Rolling
where the fuck are his ears?
>>53049039
Roll
>>53049093
that is a famous meme from /b/ you cretin
>>53049134
shes 18 but looks younger nice
>>53047924
That image bothers me. The hooligans tend to be
Scottish while the English tend to be sissy looking drunk chavs that wouldn't even hit a fly
>that is a famous meme from /b/ you cretin
don't like roll posts
hereby declare roll posts don't add to your (you) count
don't think they should be allowed anyhow
>>53049135
69p
scots
something something
>>53049115
she was interested in me so I didnt have to do anything
but Im really weak willed and break promises to myself all the time so it will be hard
>>53049013
He'll soon see the sharp end of a guided missile la
>>53049039
Lets go
>>53049093
>still falling for the ruse
>>53048867
>>53049183
we get it, brits go to spain and be tits and you all have your own anecdotes
not interesting lads
>>53049186
They're pointless anywhere but /b/ tbqh because it's too predictable what you'll get
Making dino nuggs
Who wants some?
>>53049039
rolling for lauren
>>53049183
t. Scottish Chav living in Southern Spain
>>53049206
2 >>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest
>>53049183
can't tell if which of the one in two that has a job this is
>>53049039
rolling for 70-2
>>53049220
>>53049039
>druggy with blue hair
weak
Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
ahh good high quality discussion going on right now
what's the difference between Scottish Labour and SNP?
>>53049143
i'm a loyal GAEL to the HIGH KINGDOM OF IRELAND
GOD SAVE IRELAND LAD
>>53049273
missing:
>le_smug_man.png
>>53049206
Need my willy in 2 right fucking NOW
trying out these new nightmare goggles lads
>>53049239
JILLIAN GET
@53049273
Genuinely the weakest gimmick in a long time
>>53049273(You)
Good post
>>53049273
are you also the lad who puts the cheap gadgets on websites and gets people to call to your abandoned house opposite you?
Rolling
>>53049311
what does everything look like?
>>53049247
2>8>9>6>0>3>5>7>1>4
>>53049368
Roll
about to flip a nut
>>53049226
I didn't ask for your opinion you little pussy ass faggot
Anything is more interesting than your half assed banter.
>>53049368
rerolling
>so what working experience do you have?
>I have a piece of paper that cost me 27k
>>53049368
yeah sure
>>53049440
best girl
>>53049425
>tfw degree from edinburgh uni that cost me the same as a janitor's yearly salary x4
[Pan down to reveal a Republic Attack Cruiser. Continue to pan with the Cruiser as two Jedi Starfighters enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. Truck with the Jedi Fighters as they manoeuvre in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet]
>>53048732
Holy shit Owen Jones is such a manlet
>>53049368
going hard
rate the new specs lads
Melanie Phillips should be our PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3QzfrnsQkE
>fiscally conservative, socially liberal
tried to block 4chan on my router but i couldn't so i'm back
>>53049368
rolling
>>53049273
>Missing out on content
wew
>So, what skills do you have?
>I can sell lonsdale trackies to any cunt tbqh
>>53049231
Get em while they're hot laddies!
>>53049525
get yourself permabanned
>>53049515
>hey everybody let's laugh at the ugly man hahaha
pretty despicable lad
DO
THE
STANKY
LEG
alri
>the scotch unironically think they are a beacon of progressivism because they have "free" tuition
>>53049226
>>53049246
>>53049252
t. sissy faggots
Karen fucks pakis
>>53049606
Rasheed
>>53049587
amazing
>>53049368
Rolling for Ashley
>>53049589
>mfw English taxpayers paid for my top-tier tertiary education and now they pay for my bennies
Thank you English wagies!
>>53049589
*that they can't afford
>>53049565
ill just evade it
>>53049595
i will join you soon in shitposting with that flag spanon
>>53049587
*high fives you*
>I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxoHX9Z51qw
GOD SAVE IRELAND
>>53049713
cornwall
Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side. [The Dark Lord raises his arms, and lightning bolts shoot out, surrounding Yoda. Yoda is picked up and thrown across the room, hitting the wall and sliding down in a crumpled heap. Darth Sidious chuckles]
Got an absolute TITANIC willy lads
>putting some vocals on top of a VIP mix of a track you made a year ago and releasing it under a different name
Don't do this to me.
>>53049675
Good luck. 2/3 of Brits never come back home.
