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Arabs who encountered Scandinavians who had journeyed eastward depicted them as handsome people but filthy and barbaric.

They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food.

http://sciencenordic.com/old-arabic-texts-describe-dirty-vikings
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nothing wrong with a little bacteria what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
it builds immune system
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>>53046563
Other texts describe the vikings as cleanlier than other, more "civilized" peoples. Washing their face and combing their beards every day, bathing weekly, etc.
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>>53047633
we were cleaner than other europeans such as brits it's just that arabs were severely autistic about cleanliness
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>>53047633
are you suggesting that Arabs would lie?
that's racist
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>>53046563
Turks mentioned!

“The Turks, and especially the Khazars and Bulgars, were the dominant powers in the region when the Rus arrived. The texts mainly show how powerful the Turks were. The Rus couldn’t just come in swinging their swords and take over,” says the historian.
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>>53046563
Imagine a world that Arabic lords convince the Viking traders to accept Islam and shit goes wrong and whole Scandinavia becomes muslim.
Eventually they would be crusades until non existance but what would be different from our universe ?
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>>53047703
>live in a desert
>care about hygiene

gee such a fucking surprise
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>>53046563
>tl;dr
>arabs are sissies and die from a few germs
wew lad
You'll never have a succesful scat industry if you think about it like that
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>>53047633

Links pls
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>>53048080
it's common knowledge
if you google it there are numerous sources
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>Interesting to see the mention of the KHAZARS as turkic cousins and descendants of the Mongolian tribes and NOT semitic Jews of the Ancient Levant......i.e todays Ashkenazi invaders of Palestine/IS~Ra~EL.......
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>>53048163
vikings were poor shits who didn't own any quality land and had to steal from their superiors

never forget that
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>>53047745
No, they are suggesting that Islam has a different kind of view toward what is clean. Basically these texts would be propaganda against vikings in the name of Islam, a religion where everything seem to be "dirty", because that's the ultimate thing to say about something you don't like when you're a muslim. I have a hard time believing that mudslimes were more clean than Vikings, but it might have been true, but in that case they were also a lot cleaner than brits.
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>>53048163

Pls links I'm interested.
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Pol tards in other threads
>hurr Muslims are dirty goatfuckers

polacks ITT
>there's literally nothing wrong with being dirty
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>>53048231
>this off topic butthurt
ho-wat ever
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>>53048231
And now your countrymen works as toilet washers for the decendents of these people.

never forget that
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>>53048231
>poland stills do this
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>>53048293
http://sciencenordic.com/what-vikings-really-looked
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so nordic people used to be cucked by the Arabs even centuries ago?
interesting.
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>>53048080
Nah, it's true, there are texts from the british nobles describing Vikings as very clean and that the noble women took a liking to them too, and that this was frustrating. Vikings were actually very vain about their looks.

Now, this may not have been true about the Swedish vikings that went down to the arabs.

I can't be bothered with finding other sources for you, mate, but since I actually had one small link in my bookmark I will give that to you (it's not much) http://historienet.no/sivilisasjoner/vikinger/vikingene-var-velstelte-og-forfengelige
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>>53048444
not really this description is just from some arab traveller not an army italians actually got cucked by arabs and normans who have viking heritage freed them
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>>53046563
>but filthy and barbaric
No shit, they ate pork
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>>53048495
Danish Vikings (incl. Norwegians) were just teenage boys who used to go on raiding expeditions to increase their status and experience danger, so they might have been vain and cleanly cause of their age. Swedish traders from Russia might have been predominately rich middle aged men who already had all the bitches and glory and couldn't care less about their looks.
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>>53048556
I thought Italians were supposed to appreciate good food, you can't do that without pork.
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>>53048552
Arabs were white and blond before racemixing with the Italians, so we cucked you in the end.
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>>53047855
LOOOOOOOOOL XD
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>>53048622
That may be entirely possible.
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>>53048655
nothing wrong in that italians are qt
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>>53046563
Arabs were the ancient masterrace, there's nothing wrong with it.
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>>53048552
arabs cucked north africa
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>>53048626
For the Turk they were filthy and barbaric because they ate pork, probably rare.cooked with all the blood

>>53048712
She's a greek/romanian jew
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>>53046563
Those are impressions by ibn Fadlan ibn Rustah had more positive impressions:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Rustah

>His impression of the Rus' seems to be very favourable:

>"They carry clean clothes and the men adorn themselves with bracelets and gold. They treat their slaves well and also they carry exquisite clothes, because they put great effort in trade. They have many towns. They have a most friendly attitude towards foreigners and strangers who seek refuge."

>They have a most friendly attitude towards foreigners and strangers who seek refuge."

>friendly attitude
>towards foreigners and strangers
>who seek refuge

goddammit Sweden, even your Vikings were
>Sweden
>Yes
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>>53048765
Eating rare cooked meat is cool I do that too but eating the meat of an animal that eats and lives in it's shit is absolute disgusting
t. Not even a m*slim
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>>53048765
> greek/romanian jew
so an italian :D ?
>>53048755
wow i never knew that thanks for the information
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>>53048830
it's fucking absurd
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>>53047907
And maybe, just maybe, there's a need to clean yourself each time before you pray? That's just an hypothesis.
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>>53048830
Imagine the pussy that Arab traveller had man imagine you are the exotic man in that scandi village with all those people that has never seen a BMC before you just take it off and swing it two tours and you already see both male and female everybody having orgasm
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>>53046563
Is it just me or does this look like a beard woman?

Shave off the beard, put on some eyeliner and that would be a 8/10 trap.
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>>53048954
Jews have the same fixation

all Semites are clean af
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>>53048830
imagine that, traders are positive towards strangers
it's almost like they were trying to sell them something
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>tfw some Viking asshole carved his name into the wall of Hagia Sofia
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>>53049294
no one has heard about the hagia sofia but everyone knows what a viking is
in all honesty it probably increased the value of that piece of stone
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>>53049294
pretty cool.
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Of course they are filthy barbarians. They raped and murdered all of Northern Europe. Killed priests,raped nuns and burned churches. They were no better than the Mongols.
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>>53049294
>be a Byzantine emperor
>hear that vikings are kinda good fighters
>hire a few to fill your Bulgarian guard formation
>idiots defile the holiest church in the city the first week
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>>53049294
>no one has heard about the hagia sofia
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>>53049360
>no one has heard about the hagia sofia
m8 go back to school
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>>53049360

Pretty sure everyone knows what hagia sofia is
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>>53049294
They knew how to shitpost.
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>>53049141
Honestly, I do wonder why I'm still here sometimes. People seem do dumb in here. This was apparent from the very first time I read in a thread on this board. Even if most of it is mere banter and jokes, somehow it seems like the people behind these jokes are ignorant and stupid.
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>>53049421
What is it about Poles that make them so eternally butthurt?
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>>53049360
Barbarian peasant back to your mudhut
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>>53046563
I really hate the kind of guys who look like that.

/Ugly blonde person
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>>53047703
WE
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>>53049360

Are you fucking serious?
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>>53047745
Arabs drink camel piss.
What does that say about arabs?
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Rember Dorestad.
Never forget.
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>>53049716
They can't eat the camel though
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>>53049294
I feel bad for the guy, it must have been difficult to live only as half Dan, and not full Dan
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>>53049426
>>53049427
>>53049487
>>53049631
>>53049714

Turks detected and triggered.
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>>53049660

those grapes must be so sour mohamed
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>>53049716
Soon it will be your national beverage
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>>53049716
Urine is quite sterile tho
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>>53049857
>Turks
Hagia Sophia was a Byzantine church.
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>>53049616
Bullying Polska is a european tradition. Poles are that angry nerd boy who steals a gun from his dad and starts a mass shooting, but without a gun. And a dad.
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>>53049905
But it tastes like piss
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>>53049931
>was
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>>53049857
>le trole pretender

also >>53049931
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>>53049896
AIDF please
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>>53049905
When its inside. It picks up bacteria on the way out though. Not that a little bacteria ever hurt anyone, typically, but its not sterile.
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>>53049989
How would you know how piss tastes like and maybe piss of different animals taste differently
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>>53049931
whatever I just googled it and its in istanbul
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>>53049945
>Bullying Polska is a european tradition
European but not pidorussian.
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>>53049989
How do you know what camel piss tastes like? It might taste really good compared to other piss.
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>>53050060
>He literally didn't know the Haghia Sophia
I thought Norwegians were smart.
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The Scandinavians have always been a honorable people desu senpai. Ignore filename.
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>>53050071
Actually, it is. Ask Prussia
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They are amalgamate.
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>>53048230
because khazars were turkics from siberia, leave your jews theory out of here
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>>53050050
>>53050100
Did you tried drinking piss from different animals? Please share your experiences.
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>>53050128
Are those smallpox blankets?
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>>53048231
>Tfw norway has been one of the richest countries on earth per capita since the univfication in 875
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>>53050123
knowing some history trivia =/= intelligence
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>>53050133
Prussia ≠ pidorussia
>pidorussian education
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>>53050213
No, but im using reason here.

Different animals have different smells, and different tastes of their meats.

Different animal piss has different smells also, so it may taste different as well.
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>>53050256
>some trivia
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>>53050060
>It was the biggest church of Byzantine empire
>He must be Turk
Kek, barbarians
You know there was a time where Anatolia was European ?
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>>53050256
>cross on flag
>not knowing the most important church in history
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>>53050256
Dude.....
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>>53050256
You could have saved a little bit of face by aknowledging your mistake, or stay quiet.
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>>53050256
>some history trivia
>trivia
What?
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>>53046563
They haven't changed one bit. Scandinavian girls still the dirtiest sluts around. Spreading STDs wherever they go.
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>>53050296
Wow, so angry? Is it because of those knights in the lake? Dude! It's not our fault you've decided to wear all that hard-ass armour! Grow up!
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>They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food.

Germans are still like this, they Train ther immune System.
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>mfw the Norwegian playing everyone like a fiddle
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You should check out well poisoning if you wanna see how fucked up Europe was.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_poisoning

At the time of the black death, lots of countries stated to expelled jews and from then.
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>>53050377
>Anatolia was European
it was always asia
you think europeans is something great and superior?
idiot
anatolia was and is asia minor
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>>53050123
I promise that all Norwegians except this particular specimen have had history classes in school.
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>>53050526
He might have phrased is as "Greek" or "Hellenic", which are European cultures.
>you think europeans is something great and superior?
But that's the truth
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>you think europeans is something great and superior?
yes, countries like yours make us at the top of the list. Make your county white and interest in European affairs then we can talk.
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>>53050256
>Norwegian education
baka desu senpai
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>>53050606
>He might have phrased is as "Greek" or "Hellenic",
but anatolia was never hellenic, only the coast had some greek cities

>>53050606
>But that's the truth
whatever keep you sleeping at night
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>>53050512
>those knights in the lake
They were germans, you dimwit.
Again,
>pidorussian education
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>>53050730

>Dominican poster is mad again
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>>53050730
>greek-speaking villages still existing in central anatolia in the 20th century
>m-muh coast
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>>53050667
>Make your county white and interest in European affairs then we can talk.
what?

do i really have to remind you that you have the same history as turkics in anatolia?
with the only difference is that you were savages with no civilization that learned everything from britannia, you should go back to denmark or scandinavia
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>>53046563
>They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food.
>vikings didn't live according to islamic law
well, no shit?
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>>53050535
>No true Scotsman
Or more like no true Norwegian.
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>>53050810
this map say somethig
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>>53046563
This isn't a desperate try of diminishing norse culture and history at all. Nope. Let alone putting arabs under better light. Nah, this is purely empiric truth, vikings were filthy and arabs are awesome, let's import even more of Allah's chosen people.
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>>53050802
and there were mongols with russians
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>>53050908
WOW, there were no Greek speakers in central Anatolia in archaic times, therefore there never were any! it's like Spanish always existed in the Dominican Republic!
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>>53050526
>Was part of the Roman Empire
>Was part of Byzantium
Yeah negro, eat dick
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>>53051070
are you saying anatolia was hellenized?
because it wasnt
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>>53051119
>Who was Alexander and the Hellenic kingdoms after the fall of his empire
>Who was the Roman Empire after that
Pls my friend
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>>53051089
hahahahah
you cant be this stupid, just because they were part of a european empire doesnt mean that zone is european, idiot
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>>53048422
>Internet "discussions."
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>>53051169
that there were hellenic kingdoms or empires doesnt mean the population was hellenic
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>>53051170
>Literally over thousand years part of different European empires
I stated before that Anatolia WAS European for a certain time, which is true
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>>53049038
Yes but you'd have to ignore the jawline
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>>53051238
No but the culture was heavily influenced by Europeans (Greeks and Romans) for more than 1000 years
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>>53051218
italians and spaniards are going to be mad at this
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>>53051218

>bright white nordic people
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>>53051305
and still they didnt adopt hellenic culture
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>>53051119
>are you saying anatolia was hellenized?

of course it was, the only compact native language communities we find in anatolia (note: anatolia, not "turkey" which includes the armenian highlands as well) in the 20th century, after a millennium of turkification were Greek
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>>53051318
I'm so mad at the bolshevik revolution guy, everybody knows that Italy never colonized anything
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>>53049793
they can?
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>>53051376
>get a load of this retard

Carians, Lycians, Lydians and Phrygians had started adopted greek culture even before hellenistic times
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>>53051376
Impossible. Even Bactrians were heavily Hellenized, and they lived almost in India.
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>>53050060
yeah what's up with that? European my ass!
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Muslims are traditionally very cleanliness concerned yes.

That's why I think ISIS should conquer india. Or just bring back the mughals. Hindu civilization is fuck ingredients cancerous.
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>>53051440
>of course it was
if you read some history you will find that anatolia never got hellenized, they tried but never had success
>>53051440
>the only compact native language communities we find in anatolia (note: anatolia, not "turkey" which includes the armenian highlands as well) in the 20th century, after a millennium of turkification were Greek
and?
that doesnt mean anatolia was hellenized, many greeks could have moved to anatolia or something
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>>53051567
Damn phone

*is fucking cancerous

Not "fuck ingredients cancerous"
Goddamn
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>>53051584
>if you read some history you will find that anatolia never got hellenized, they tried but never had success

the last mentions of native, pre-greek languages date to the 4th to 6th centuries AD. anthroponymy and epigraphical data in language also point to the preceding billingualism

>that doesnt mean anatolia was hellenized, many greeks could have moved to anatolia or something

yeah, you contrarian retard, "many greeks" moved all the way to cappadocia and kept their language up to the 20th century despite all other languages dying out and almost 1000 years of linguistic turkification
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>>53051218
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>>53051496
>Carians, Lycians, Lydians and Phrygians had started adopted greek culture even before hellenistic times
source?
>>53051504
>Even Bactrians were heavily Hellenized, and they lived almost in India.
they werent heavy hellenized, only the elite was greek and that is why the kingdom was called greco-bactrian

it was only the elite
and please shut up, you dont have any reason to be in this discussion, your ancestor were pure savage that didnt get exterminated because romans were busy fighting the Sassanians
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>>53046563

so the article basically says the vikings were handsome but stupid? Okay, so no surprise there.

This literally just confirms that Caucasus/middle eastern/eastern european people are the smartest people
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>>53051684
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>>53051679
also note that cappadocian and pontian greeks genetically look like anatolian natives and not mainland or islander greeks which points to...hellenization of anatolia
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>>53051696

>people are actually taking this retarded macaque seriously
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>>53047703
>not bathing in your own shit
Lars pls
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>>53051218
He's so right though

And
>your culture isn't worth anything
How incredibly hypocritical and nonthinking
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>>53051732
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>>53051696
>Dominican Republic degrading just about anyone
What the fuck?
And no, Gemany and the Netherlands weren't savage, the dark ages weren't that dark in part because the "savages" were able to rule much of Europe effectively.
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>>53051679
>the last mentions of native, pre-greek languages date to the 4th to 6th centuries AD. anthroponymy and epigraphical data in language also point to the preceding billingualism
that doesnt mean they got hellenized

i have read some about that and said that anatolia never got hellenized

>>53051679
>"many greeks" moved all the way to cappadocia and kept their language up to the 20th century despite all other languages dying out and almost 1000 years of linguistic turkification
greeks from the coast such as ionians
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>>53051684
>the whites took over america by killing the nate of americans
this guy is pretty good, but his trolling is a bit too obvious
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>>53051851
reminds me of this
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>>53051851
arent your people germanic?
>>53051775
>Arabier
hahahahahaha
i have seen it all
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>>53051914
Germanic with a Celtic substratum, yes.
Aren't your people Celtic and Iberian mixed with Germanics and Latins, and later mixed with Africans?
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>>53051875
His youtube channel is full of anti-fascist stuff, weed videos, rap songs and multicultural pop stuff

Here, have the rantings of a French nationalist from Peru

I love reading profiles of crazy people on youtube
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>>53051914
You've seen it all, except for an opened book, wealth, prosperity and happiness.
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>>53051857
you really are either a retard or a master trolle: no rational disagreement but repetition of literal nonsense.
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>>53051998
so your people were savage with no civilization and got it all thanks to the romans, shut up
>>53052020
>Arabier
Pic related
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>>53052102
read history my brown ugly friend
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>>53052119
What exactly have the proud Dominicans contributed to the world?
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>>53051833
The refugee crisis has brought out a cascade of anti-fascists from Germany on reddit/youtube


Also to note, for whatever reason their spelling, punctuation and grammar is terrible. Not just in English, I can tell they're butchering German too. It seems the further left you go in Europe, the worse your grammar and spelling get
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>>53052102
He's a known retard, actually. He always posts about Middle-Eastern history, always massively butthurt about everything. And he's never right about anything.
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>>53052102
Maybe you're just made because you realize your useless lazy people weren't actually so legendary in history
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>>53052166
i dont know but that doesnt change your past
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>>53052245
>Arabier
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>>53048392
Poland status:
[X] REKT
[..] Not REKT
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>>53048230
Fuck off you autistic chink
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>>53052245
he's a retarded contrarian, a well known breed on the internet.

>>53052264
yes, the basic process of linguistic conversion that was repeated in anatolia one more time by the Turks is "legendary". pls troll better
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>>53052316

>Dominican
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>>53052264
They were tho
Americans always try to deny European/Middle Eastern dominance till 1776
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>>53052382
anatolia was never hellenized
read some history and you will see
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>>53051218
>>53051684
>>53052012
Jesus Christ
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>>53052395
they werent hellenized
history proves the contrary
>>53052393
>Arabier
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>>53052493
>dominican republic
are you really from there?
are there schools there?
holy fuckamole i always thought that place had no schools and the people there just left for nyc like ferg and rocky did
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>>53052683
yes
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>>53052728
that actually explains quite a bit after reading your posts
i'm gonna let you off scoff free,I'd be ignorant if i was an ex slave rekt by araps too
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>>53046563
Well i dont give a shit but vikings did not do nothing important throw the ages maybe was cause their numbers werent high but they never were great at conquering land and shit, a little over rated i think.
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>>53052264
T*rkroach stop picking useless fights with Greeks
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>>53052909
>did not do nothing important
Double negative. Just saying. Vikings were shit thou.
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>>53046563
People in warmer climates bathe more, go figure, enjoy your pneumonia when your constantly wet in a cold environment.
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>>53052909
not quite true, they played an important role in European politics of the time from East to South to West.
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>>53046563
Imigrant Sand Nigger detected
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>>53050256
with this level of ''education'' no wonder you guys shill bandits in boats who lost most battles and converted to christianity as mighty pagan warriors
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>>53050060

fucking idiot barbar

its the HOLY ORTHODOX CHURCH AND SOON RUSSIA AND BALKANS WILL LIBERATE IT

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOFIAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>53053772
It may at one point have been a church, but let's not forget that the orthocucks lost it to mudslimes who turned it into a mosque.
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>>53054211
after catholics sacked byzantium first,weakening it even further
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>>53046563
I love how vikings raped our woman when we were reconquisting,thanks for the help
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>>53054922
We're so sorry, we were trying to help you, but we couldn't tell you from the muslims.
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>>53050908
That pic was long before Rome was even a thing, that was even before Alexander the great.
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>>53047865
Vikings foresaking the gods of their ancestors.

TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>53054211

they didnt turn it into a mosque, idiot, its a museum
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>>53056000
>when brown people post
Ataturk turned it into a museum in the 20th century. It was a mosque for 500 years before that, idiot.
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>>53047865
Sweden would problably be the same
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>>53050123
Never heard of it either :^)
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>>53050535
We didn't even touch on the subject of the Byzantine Empire, but alrighty then.
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>>53048422
>The women’s hair was usually long. It was probably tied into a knot on the back of the head, and the knot may have been decorated with coloured tape, which was braided into the hair. The women also wore a bonnet or a scarf around their heads.


tfw when no swedish gf
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>>53047865
I want this to be made into a show
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>>53046563
>wash their hands after food
>after
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>>53047865
You've been playing too much ck2
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>>53061055
well the arabs wouldn't wash their hands before they take the shit would they
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>>53048251
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics

Europe was disgusting, a place where people shit in a bucket and threw it out their window
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>>53064147
>was
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arabs were the foremost authorities in occult magic and necromancy. that's why old depictions of wizards, sorcerers, and devil worshipers are mostly of muslims, unless they're women.

washing your hands wasn't widely adopted by any culture or civilization until the nineteenth century, even then it was mostly a scientific/academic thing.

the arabs were critical of their northern neighbours' hygiene because of how they treated waste. in the middle east, shitting in the street would just dry up. in the north, it hung around and attracted animals. arabic medicine was better than european, but once the islamic empire(s) collapsed, europe was better, and all the academics and scientists fled there, or to india or russia. a handful left for even farther east.

comparing what cultures thought of one another is just sort of an idle passtime. nobody knew how anything worked until about the sixteenth century. before that it was bullshit and magic that explained the world. even then it was a gradual process. it's not like some guy "invented science" and then everything was hunky dory. it took centuries to reach even the marginally failing grade that modern societies receive for scientific literacy.
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>>53047865
kek holy shit ya, that could have happened when they went vanguard. Hitler even said had islam reached germany or the nordic people. They wouldve taken the relgion further around the world.
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I liked this better. Found this piece by accident when I was reading Tacitus his works. It's about when he found the Finns.
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>>53048231
pretty much. They were isis of old. But liberal education quietens that abit and tells them as being navigators,traders and explorers.

Dont like that all of history should be told.
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>>53065829
When the Romans arrived the Finns were basically still hunter gatherers.
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>>53046563
>handsome people but filthy and barbaric.

thats some neg, sexy but dirty filthy and crazy.
worth noting, the muslim did invent soap and washing one self for prayers is the norm, which is 5 times a day. Similar to japanese.
DOnt know why that went out the window recently. Then again sweaty people. so its a must
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>>53049716
its for the ammonia
in india its cow urine and old europe it was horse urine.
used to fend colds cuz it use to kill
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>>53065888
>I think you mean basically ARE still hunter gatherers
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>>53046563
Everyone should realize that old texts are just as much bullshit as new texts. Imagine some filthy Mehmet watching his Melike get wet by the look of a yet non cucked 1,8m to 1,9m big Sven from the north. Same was with spanish people visiting the dindus of south America for the first time, they were worshipped as gods.

>Sven is tall and handsome what do I do
>I know, I shitpost in my handbook about filthy Vikings who sail the sea and visit places I never will
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>>53046563
>do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating
the fuck does purifgy mean

> wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus
wow the viking doesnt wash his hands after he fucked yo wife

>do not even wash their hands after food.
could you believe that people who sail, trade and plunder for a living do not wash their hands after they ate something?
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>>53050513
could explain why the native americans died out while euroepans they did fine
oh wait ya, guns germs and steel explained this.
And I do remember they talked about the poor hygene of european settlers then so.
like they didnt get idea of hankercheif until visiting japan, before that it was the sleeve
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>>53050832
if you are from hot climate, hygene is really important since bacteria grows more easy. Guess vikings had it eaiser due to the cool weather
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>>53066001
It's actually recommended to cough or sneeze in the hole at your elbow desu. So you don't get dirty hands like with a handkerchief. Of course your clothes will get dirty then, but that's the price of good hygiene.
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>>53066001
you have to realize that guns germs and steel, written by the jew Jared Diamond (kek@that fictional name) is an exculpation for dindus and nigs around the world to fail at whatever they do and blame their surroundings. the book fails hard, africa has tameable animals and even more ressources than europe and no harsh winters.
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>>53065954
its been documented, when they were in uk they bathed once a week and local girls saw them as clean and sexy.
Cmon the other arab that went with them complimented them as strong and ruddy. You cant take the negatives? Like they were on a boat for days on end. Course they were dirty.

were the vikings really that tall? I thought they were around 1.7m?
got source, Im curious
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>>53066179
The Norse who lived among the Slavic Rus were the elites of society so they probably had greater access to good food, and Scandinavians are generally pretty tall on average even today. I imagine a fairly poorly-fed muslim might imagine them as giants because of those two factors.

Also Vikings bathed ones a week on the "laugardagr", modern Swedish: lördag (saturday) which literally meant washing-day, that took place once a week. Muslims bathed once a day while Norsemen bathed once a week so they would have seemed very dirty to the muslims, but Saxons only bathed once every few weeks so they would have been dirty in the eyes of the flamboyant Vikings.
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>>53066110
well it did foucus alot on the nurture aspect. But not much talk about nature. Usually its questionable sources from the stormfag network.
african animals have known to be harder to tame like the elephant. Also they may have resources but they were hunter and gatherer and away from mesopatamia. Closest cilvilization they had was timbuktu and ethopia.
But the tropics had so much disease and killer animals. Hard to build anything from the ground up. Hell Im surprised people even survived in australia.
WHen it comes to nature, europe seems the easiet like 2 venomous snakes, wolves,boar and bear thats it.
tropics everything around the corner will kill you
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>>53046563

>tfw can't live out 13th warrior fantasy in some obscure Scandinavian village

Fuck globalization
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>>53066285
ahh that rings a bell About the hygenie thing.
But what confuses me is that arent saxons related to vikings since they came from denmark? So shouldnt they have same washing habits.
I thought it was refering to native britons being dirty but Ill take your word for it.

Tall for today? what is average height there and what would you say is tall and short for a swede?
any idea how tall the vikings were?

the muslims being shorter makes sense since they were eating a carb based diet then protein similar to the romans
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>>53066289
they had goats, sheep and cows in africa just as they had in europe, ez as fuck to tame for a sane human being ofcourse.

> Also they may have resources but they were hunter and gatherer
All the humans started out as this, its the book that suggest some populations did not progress because of factors. these factors include the lack of tameable animals as a very important element. however that is bullshit because, like i said, africans had cows, goats and sheep.

>But the tropics had so much disease and killer animals
Africa is not all tropics or desert, people need to get that straight. Africa has alot of plain grass land with rivers close to the sea, ideal places for trading and building a civ if you ask me, but nignogs didnt get that right the same reason they dont have any noteworthy philosophers: they are less intelligent than europeans by birth and genetics. When it comes to nature the heart of Europe was cold as shit in the winters and the woods were as dangerous to them as the tropical woods were to the dindus.
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>>53066416
I think Scandianvian washing habits probably developed seperately, in part due to climate and to religious beliefs and that beards and long hair were pretty much necessary to fit in, which means you have to wash it more often.

The average ethnic Swede is around 5ft 11in today, Vikings were 5ft 7in to 5ft 11in, which would have been taller than average for that time period. When I see someone bellow 5ft 7in I usually consider them short, and people are considered tall once they hit 6ft 1in or so.
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WE WUZ ARABS N SHIEET
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>>53066481
>ideal places for trading and building a civ if you ask me, but nignogs didnt get that right

You're so fucking dumb and underage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mali_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songhai_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghana_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Aksum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benin_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossi_Kingdoms
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>>53065829
>>53065888
"Finn" is not our word, we don't give a shit what they meant by that back then.
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>>53065829
This is about the Samis
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>>53048851
That's not how Pigs work
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>>53067532
Pigs are one of the few animals who will eat their own shit

Cows, chickens, fish, etc don't even if they're starving

Catfish are filthy too
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>>53066481
well there was civs.
However rather isolated from the Mediterraneans.
Like western civ was piggy backing off of egypt rome greece and knowledge from middle east taken from asia an india.
sure in south africa they did heard however begin near water which is essiential to build a civ and esier to do was a bad idea since malaria is an issue.
Like northern european barbarians were just as savage as africans. Sure they hade sworrds but some tribes had metal weapons like kapinga or knives
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>>53066540
interesting.
hmm good to know. Take it the migrants in sweden are really short compared to the natives swedes eh.
always thought a short swede be like 5ft 8in and tall would be 6ft 4in in swede...gross overestimation.
didnt think vikings were that tall. Thats taller then most people in the world right now. Espiceally in 3rd world
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>>53067893
Gipsies and Arabs are usually more than half a feet shorter than all my friends and me. They usually give way if there's a group of Swedish youth with as many people as them because they're often short and with slender builds, where's Swedes are usually strong-fat and significantly taller.
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>>53068042
hmm so short ectomorphs around 5ft 6in vs 5ft 11in solid endomorphs.
yaa gets me really suspious of the whole "rape epidemic" in sweden. By the sounds of it, the viking girls could pin and rape them.
The gypsy and arabs that are short are they the swedish born or foreign born you mention?
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>>53046563
>anti-Viking thread
>OP is a Finn
>Finnmark is Finland :D
>fuck fennoswedes :D

>>53067590
My dogs eat chicken extrements whenever they find it. If I return from their coop and try to get rid of the crap, they eat it like a cake.

>>53068042
Gypsies are shorter than us too, and we're one of the shortest Europeans (they enter the average too). And south-westerners are a bit shorter than north-easterners.
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>>53048964
>be brown manlet
>whip out your mutilated dick
>all the women either recoil in disgust or just laugh at you
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>>53068175
Dogs are haram to eat
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>>53068191
ugly foreigner=fob
hot foreigner=exotic
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>>53046563
Well, yeah. They don't even fuck goats? How can a man be healthy if he doesn't fuck goat assholes?

Haram senpai.
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>>53068175
why gypsies so short.
they been in europe for like ever
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>>53046563

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_funeral#Ibn_Fadlan_account

wew lads
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>>53068146
Muslims usually rape in gangs whereas asocial Swedes usually walk alone. They pick out lone women and they're never fewer than 3 rapists.
Gypsies and Arabs are foreign born but those born in Sweden are sometimes slightly taller because we have gr8 food.
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>>53068360
Gypsies only eat at McDonald's or out of trash cans, not very nutritious food.
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>>53068447
good nutrition,makes sense.

thats what im surprised by this. WHole time I thought its all hype since everything is consider rape there and the girl side is law. Like conseual sex without condem is rape or regrets it later. So figured these guys get screwed over.

Like I dont hear of a "rape wave "other european lands like france or holland.
In canada we have similar migrants like pakistanis in toronto or somalis in bc or moroccans in montreal and we dont usually hear them do jack.
Like canada is way more multicult then europe, think 25% is non european last I heard. And already cities like vancouver and toronto are offically minority majority and they are like the safest cities
But europe seems to have all the problems
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>>53068609
ewww youre kidding. They been europe for ever dont they work or have some free lance trade at least. Thought worst they did was beg or pick pocket you
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>>53068633
Rapists are rarely deported and they get very lenient prison sentences so they offend repeatedly, plus rape is pretty much swept under the rug or blamed on middle class whites so the problem never gets adressed.
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>>53068671
Aren't there any gypsies in Canada?
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>>53068671
Gypsies spend more time looking through bins than they beg it seems,they'll run into stores and throw a bunch of shit in their pockets and then run out (that's why they have baggy clothes), and they steal copper roofs from churches and old houses so they can sell it. They're not as violent or rapey as Arabs but they'll do anything they can to not have to do honest work. I've seen gypsies outside stores nobody goes to in the middle of witner up north but they'd rather beg and cheat in extreme conditions than clean a toilet or something.
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>>53068715
sounds kinda crazy that its unbelievable.
but wont prision tarnish thier records for work?
lenient sentences? is it usually because of the vague definition of rape? Like guy suddenly goes anal on a girl then gets light sentence as oppose to breaking into a random girls home?

>>53068731
hardly any, saw 2 begging by a mosque and 1 at grocery store, they always claim to be from balkans
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>>53068844
Rape in general doesn't really get punished that much. For example recently three men gangraped a 14 year old for months on end and one of them got less than a year and another one was freed with no record because he was "under 15" when he's actually 23 and he'd lied about being 15 when he came to Sweden.
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>>53068798
From what i've been reading here in /int/ i'm starting to think that arabs are even more prone to rape than blacks... Blacks over here (they only exist in Lisbon tough) are more into stealing, harassing people and general vandalism...
I think that arabs have, in fact, a big deal of a problem with sexuality... The mediterranean area has never been friendly for women but because the arabs never had an "enlightment era" like us it only got worse...

(However central and northern european women are still absolute wet for italians despite the fact that they are seen as rude for women)
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>>53068798
whoa, sounds like the homeless here, well the crazy ones. But they are rare, when you go clubbing in vancouver you get some that open doors for you, when i get change from the shop, you cant help but to give them money. Our homelss tend to be white and natives that wondered off the reserves.
With all the immigrant trashing in europe it seems they foucus most on arabs and black but forget gypsys.
Like I read arabs rape rate is 25% like swedes but 50% was black. Though still over rep for arabs but still. Wonder why they forget gypsys if they are so bad
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>>53068918
What if an ethnic swede commits rape? Does he get a lenient setence too?
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>>53046563
Vikings were shit.

Nothing new.
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>>53068918
now im curious I got to check out sweden, its too crazy it aint believable.
You wonder why the natives dont do it.
>>53068955
well enlightened era is more decadent or hedonistic era. They had it when they got trashed by the mongols.
you should read fate of empires by sir john glubb, good essay.
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>>53068959
Gypsies are bad but they're more into theft than violent crime. I'd rather have my pockets picked or my car robbed than be raped or stabbed.
>>53068991
The rape sentences are pretty lenient for Swedes too, but not as lenient (because immigrants lie about being underage).
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>>53069013
they were literally the niggers of europe
'we wuz kangz' is a meme that applies to them too
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>>53069064
I also think that a better example fo the "pagan" conquerors would be early Romans and Lithuanians.

Fucking hippie faggots use vikings because they're popular.

WE WUZ WERIN HURNS HELMUTHS AND SHEISSE
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>>53069046
interesting.
how do they get away with lying about their age. Like is because they dark skinned so age better,less alchol consumption or not eating growth hormone food or just claim an age and thats it. Like how do they figure it out after and why fake thier age?
What do swedish girls think of these foreign guys?
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>>53047703
>we
WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIET
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