The fucking pills did not work and i woke up! What has you down in the dumps today /int/
The rope didn't hold
The car swerved out of my way
>>53044568
The damn thing jammed.
The ignition mechanism failed.
>>53044568
The paramedic saved me.
the second stage failed to seperate
the guards told me to leave the airport
Couldn't suck my own dick
Bullet didn't get any vital organ.
the garage door opened
I was a faster spermatozoon in balls.
I opened this thread
Radiation didn't kill me
the bag was pierced