What's the most Brazilian thing you've done lately?
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What's the most Brazilian thing you've done lately?
nothing
I peeked on my neighbor while she was changing
Spent my wage in booze.
>>53039775
I'm eating a feijoada right now.
ran out of food money
>>53040017
brazil doesn't have a hunger problem bro, probably getting us confused with other poor country
>>53039775
I ate chicken with polenta.
Delicius combination.
Oh, and Im downloading an illegal movie.
I drunk a beer shirtless while cooking rice and beans for lunch and listening to loud music
being a nerd on the internet and listening to bad music ironically.
fapped to a bunda
I got gang-raped by a team of Germans
>>53040056
Sure, that's why i have to eat rats.
>>53040017
Brazil is actually dying of hearth attacks, not hunger.
Being poor.
Looked out my window and saw a dystopia.
Picked bugs out of my mom's hair.
>>53040334
So you really trust government statistics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNsysIWyLEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lK4agieDfc
im starving
>>53040488
>posts video of many years ago
you aware that brazil was only considered a country without hunger problems by ONU very recently right? damn I despise self-hater, from any country, they are the cancer of /int/.
Monkeys are so attwhore that they ruin all thread like this
I was expeting foreign people but 90% are Brazilians
Fucking monkeys
>>53040658
>i-i-it's from years ago i swear
>hunger has been extinguished gringos trust me!
Idiot. Conexão Repórter went to verify if it that information is true May last year. And they found out that nothing has changed. Government is simply masking statistics. But you're sitting on your hillside mansion in a luxury gated community, so why does it matter if it's real or not right? What matters is to impress the gringos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpYIRRvIDvQ
>delicious heart attack inducing Brazilian food
Macacos estragaram a thread
Porra ODEIO OS POSTERS DESSE PAÍS, QUERO UM PROXY, SÃO MACACOS DEMAIS
>>53039775
I played Max Payne 3 a few days ago.
>>53040266
Sounds hot senpai.
>>53040807
to be fair the funniest responses are from brazilians, the foreigns are too ignorant about brazilian in general
but yeah, what ruin this threads is these guys >>53040488
>>53040868
who try to turn anything into a political statement
>>53040017
>>53040495
The average Brazilian eats much better than the people from your countries lads.
>>53040943
agreed
There was a Brazilian visiting my brother three weeks ago, we ate brigadeiro and pao de queijo, played football on our backyard, and listened to Tom Jobim and Caetano Veloso, i guess im preety much 50 percent brazilian now
>>53041065
You might be able to eat filet mignon everyday. But most Brazilians don't.
play football with more than 22 players on the field.
>>53041153
You are now qualified to receive your HUE card, you shall receive it by email soon enough. Welcome to the team, here's your banana.
>>53041193
Ninguém se importa, macaco, agora deixem os estrangeiros postar e vá macaquear no /b/ ou então abra uma thread para suas frustrações
>>53041005
If you like propaganda so much, then go live in North Korea.
I will only shut up after someone puts a bullet in my head.
I joined the Rio de Janeiro police force and got issued my law enforcement rocket launcher to more easily detain suspects.
>>53041065
>>53041823
>2012
look at the 2015 map at the UN website, we are at the top tier now.
>>53041823
Post 2015 and calories map
Ate a banana earlier
>>53039775
Raped a white woman.
>>53041823
lol niggers
>>53041450
funniest one so far
Took female hormone suppliments.
>>53039775
Fapped to trap porn
ruin game in mmo
Jumped out of tree.
>>53041823
Lol no. And you can't compare the variety of food we have here with what you have in Chile.
>>53041967
>Moradores de Alagoa Grande comem ratos para matar a fome
>BY DA REDAÇÃO ON 3 DE JULHO DE 2015
>Moradores da comunidade Barreira de Alagoa Grande impressionaram internautas de todo o Brasil ao revelarem que caçam roedores para complementar a alimentação. Todos os dias crianças e adolescentes saem para as áreas pré-selecionadas a fim de capturarem ratos.
>A reportagem do Portal AG1, de Alagoa Grande, registrou um dos “caçadores” exibindo os roedores momentos antes de seguirem para a panela.
http://www.portalaracagi.com/moradores-de-alagoa-grande-comem-ratos-para-matar-a-fome/#prettyPhoto/0/
Technically there has never been hunger in Brazil because people from the Northeast have always been eating dogs, cats and rats.
A rat has plenty of proteins.
>>53039775
played football?
>>53042334
Those are not urban rats, people have been eating rodents for as long as we lived, it has to do with tradition, not poverty. If you had really watched the whole thing, you would have noticed this. The same goes for those ants people use to make "farofa".
Lol man, you are such a retard.
>>53042334
Minha prima mora em Picos e isso é raro como a fornicação. É algum hábito dessa região mesmo.
>>53042292
>ou can't compare the variety of food we have here
Like bananas, and?
killed my neighbour with a fish knife while stinking palm oil in my favella
>>53042709
Bananas are better than pidgens and llamas
>>53040068
incredibly i can check for both of those right now too
also, yesterday i just had a barbecue with my friends
Gifted my natural resources to the US
>>53042709
there are so many fruits exclusive to here even if I said their names they mean nothing to you.
One that's becoming now famous worldwide is Açaí, but it's only one of many like cupuaçu, jaca, acerola, etc...
>>53042591
These people are actually middle-class millionaires right? They live in houses made out of dirt because it's tradition. Eating only 3 times a week is also only tradition to stay fit with sixpack and fuck hot teenage girls from Ipanema.
>>53042709
bananas, carambolas, lichias, morangos, uva, jabuticabas, açaí, cajus, you name it..actually you don't, because there are so many that you won't ever know. We have everything here. My country stretches half a continent, covers many biomes, while yours is a shitty strip of desert, that survives thanks to stolen copper mines.
>>53042963
Por que essa thread? Nada a ver esse tema com essa thread.
>>53042974
Rio Grande do Sul will secede from Brazil, so you can remove all the fruits we produce from your list. Paulista piece of shit.
>>53040970
So shooting Brazilians is a Brazilian thing?
>>53042963
Lmao man...hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8UHVyRZ8SI
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRbCdBxeXac
>>53043120
E o gauchinho viadinho russianboo outra vez?
Mas o Rio Grande do Sul não tá com problema de dívidas?
Se um estado como esse está atolado de esquerdismo e corrupção com o Brasil, imagina independente
>>53043183
It's good to remember that these people are from the poorest part of the poorest part of Brazil.
>>53043120
:^)
>>53043120
kkkek
>>53043166
few things are more brazilian than that
>>53043234
>>53043120
parem de brigar seus chorões
>>53039775
i listened to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x1n1crPWZY
it's very grown up
fucked a drug addict in the back of a car in a public setting
>>53043352
>cú
Lmao anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUL8F1q_oKI
0/10 thread
I was expecting more foreign people.
But it's all monkeys shitposting and few creative jokes
>>53039775
i got shot by comando vermelho drug dealers then i called the police and they shot me for being poor
>>53043393
>>53043352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMLrkTGBJkU
Brazillian music is high art.
>>53043393
é bom nê?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSRUS_a5Exc
>>53043352
>it's very grown up
kek, paraguayan bro know our internal memes
>>53043684
I'm glad our art is appreciated by other cultures, I feared it would be too refined for your barbaric taste
>>53043700
hsuadhuasdhuasdhuhdas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU_w3iqmfV8
Hoje em dia eles remixam até memes locais.
>é bom nê?
Só pra dar risada.
>>53043234
*throws rapadura*
>>53042709
Hahaha you can't even conceive the amount of fruits we have here that I don't even know how to translate into English. It's insane how much unique food we have in Brazil.
>>53043766
actually i like it unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFovgvy-ynE
>>53044370
lmao everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7U6z7PdqwE
