You cannot even imagine how fucking hard it is to have a normie best friend
to know that every single time aren't hanging out with him he is probably getting laid and/or wasted at some party full of tedious and banal people he doesn't even like. This is actually worse than having no friends at all.
>>53032676
iktf
>at friends house doing friend shit
>girl texts him
>"you gotta go anon, ________ is coming over"
>"oh well i'm friends with her too, surely the three of us can all hang out together"
>"we're not going to be hanging out, anon"
Always appreciated his honesty though.
>>53032676
>Be Georgian
>Be asocial
What's next, slim America?
I know that feel bro.
>>53032792
You should be happy for him. Every time my best friend gets laid I can't breathe because I'm so proud and happy for him, but it also kills me a little inside. I guess I'm a jealous piece of shit friend, but I dunno.
>>53032863
Don't form an opinion on us based on north Caucasian animals. Georgians are not macho
>>53032993
Same here.
>>53032993
No, I mean, I thought you guys are very sociable.
When my normie friend got his new gf I couldn't take the thought of him fucking her every night, so I tried to make him drunk as fuck when we met.
Didn't work.
I'm more or less over it now, but I still don't like to think about it. Why is this world so cruel? I am just as good a man as he is, and still, he had gfs for years and I have never had one.
>>53033211
that means you aren't as good of a man as he
or, you just don't take the initiative with girls for fear of rejection, pushy guys always get the girls
>>53032676
>>53032993
>spent years of my teenage being best friends with some guy who literally always had a qt gf, a new one every fucking 2 weeks
>tfw he even fucked them in the other room while I was playing on his ps2 and smoking shisha
fucking kill me