ITT we pretend to be French.
I surrender
>>53032409
oulala viva le empereur check ous les doubles
rhenanie je france
Je me rends, baise mon cul s'il te plait
uhhhhhhh allo uhhhhhhhhh do you uhhhhhhhhhhhh know where uhhhhhhhhhhhhh zuh towair bridge are is uhhhhhhhhhhh please
>>53032444
>>53032465
>>53032487
>>53032529
"Lets be total latinweebs and stop speaking like normal people."
"Achmeds croissant is magnificent by the way."
>>53032409
NUTELLA EIS FRANCAIS!!!
JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP FaM
Oh la la, Français est relevant!
*lights a cigarette with my baguette*
baguette les bains desu senpai- i mean peh Senpai
>>53032409
je suis une tapette
>>53032529
Top kek
*blows up*
Oui, mon chien's appele ce Mohammed.
>>53032669
>baguette les bains
Delet this
>>53032529
That one is nice.
Bonsoir, je suis Michel Blanc.
Je suis une enfoire
>>53032795
Not, it is bad.
I just realized that Nutella is actually Italian.
>>53032740
>tfw my uncle triggers muslims by calling his dog muhamad in the street.
>tfw they get butthurt but are too scared of the dog to do anything.
*moves to calais*
j'aime la petite fille blanche
*qualifies for french soccer team*
>>53032892
Kek
Bruxelles est le français!
Anvers est le français!
Gand est le français!
Liège est le français!
La Haye est le français!
Utrecht est le français!
Bois-le-Duc est le français!
Luxembourg est le français!
Leuvarde est le français!
Louvain est le français!
Middelbourg est le français!
Lille est le français!
Calais = Français!
Dunkerque est le français!
Groningue est le français!
Alsace est française!
>>53032892
That was good m8.
>>53032892
>soccer
I don't need to pretend
>>53032409
>Non, anon, je ne suis pas algérien
>>53033513
that must be the most upsetting thought
>>53033557
Nope
everybody is allowed in!
Inch'allah the kuffar will die in our lifetime
Can't wait to go to the mosque tomorrow morning
>>53032892
>>53032529
kek
read this in my french sister in law's annoying accent
>>53033839
FRENCHED
>>53032892
*pic*
>>53032892
Noice
>>53032892
Best one so far
moi sur la gaughe
>>53032409
mkay,
Did you know that Galileo, the french geolocation satellites constellation, was soon to overthrow the rule of American GPS ?
In the next world war, the USA will unplug GPS for everyone but their lapdogs.
But France, after mass investment in its own geolocation satellite constellation, still currently launched from Kourou, Guyana, France, will be among the happy few countries, able to still see.
Of course, glorious France will offer protection for its children Germany, the UK, and others in the French European Union.
>>53032840
still relevant somehow, because our ecology minister Segolene Wayal is waging war against Nutella. (palm oil, oil from trees, aka deforestation)
>>53034435
you just look like an international/US hipster, copain
>>53035992
>
il ne reconnait pas l'endroit
>>53036210
I do, I do
je fais, je fais
