How can I become more Australian?
Get your foreskin back
Adendum: Tips on how to banter?
Say g'day mates
Ride a kangaroo
Get black skin
Dont get shot constantly.
>>53027780
Become poisonous
do a corny stereotypical british accent while plugging your nose. bonus points for being an obnoxious idiot
>>53027780
give me your job
>>53027954
I dont have one
>>53027853
move to australia, make/join a close group of mates and have regular piss ups.
i dont think there is a easier way
Is it possible to mount a kangaroo?
Can I just say there was an Australian thread last night that made my sides depart earth and I just wish I could be like that.
embrace allah as your lord and savior
>tell immigrants to fuck off
>shitpost on 4chan
being australian is baked into your blood by the scorching heat and cancer inducing UV rays
being australian is the result of a lifetime of binge drinking tepid lagers and bottling lebs
to be australian you must have been born in the banter, moulded by it. you must not have had a serious discussion til you were already a man.
