http://www.knowable.com/a/31-things-americans-should-know-about-canada-seriously
>>53020979
Jesus Christ, they're desperate for us to notice them, aren't they?
>>53020979
>>53022157
>maybe senpai will notice me
>>53020979
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>>53020979
"Maybe those yanks will stop making fun of me now, Eh."
>10. We are not "just like Americans", we have our own national identity, we just haven't figured out what it is, yet. Someone once said that, "Canadians are unarmed Americans with health care." That pretty much sums it up, I guess. We are internationally (but unofficially) known as the "World's Most Polite Nation."
w-were unique
I have never seen such concentrated butthurt. Holy shit.
>>53022273
>>53020979
>6. We're a lot bigger than you, in land mass, but our population is considerably less. The populations of Los Angeles and New York City would be around 30 million people.
What? New York and Los Angeles combined only have a population of about 12 million. Am I misunderstanding something?
>7. In the War of 1812, we kicked your butts.
Canada wasn't even a country at that time ffs.
>10. We are not "just like Americans", we have our own national identity, we just haven't figured out what it is, yet.
I lol'd at this
>>53022353
>What? New York and Los Angeles combined only have a population of about 12 million. Am I misunderstanding something?
Perhaps they mean metropolitan areas.
>>53022273
>>53022273
>being a kekold is a symbol of national pride in the """""""""great"""""" north
This article reads like it was written by a teenage girl
>>53022407
me on the right
>7. In the War of 1812, we kicked your butts. The reason why your Whitehouse is white is because we set fire to it and it was whitewashed to hide the damage (for propaganda purposes). Some Americans will say that THEY won the war. However, to win, a party must reach their objective. Your objective was to take over British North America (what Canada was called then), our goal was to stop you. You don't have any more northern territory along the Canada/US border than you did before 1812. So who won? (Alaska doesn't count, you BOUGHT that state from Russia.)
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>10. We are not "just like Americans", we have our own national identity, we just haven't figured out what it is, yet. Someone once said that, "Canadians are unarmed Americans with health care." That pretty much sums it up, I guess. We are internationally (but unofficially) known as the "World's Most Polite Nation."
13. We have Thanksgiving in October, so we don't look like copycats (it IS an American originated holiday, after all). However, we celebrate Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Passover and other holidays at the same time you do.
>>53022487
>Your objective was to take over British North America (what Canada was called then)
>we kicked your butts
So we were defeated by British North Americans :^)
O CANADA
>>53022490
>Leafnadian """""-damage control"""""
>>53022487
>You don't have any more northern territory along the Canada/US border than you did before 1812.
>what is the Oregon Treaty
>what is the Webster–Ashburton Treaty
>cucknadian education
>>53022587
i really really like that image.png
>In the War of 1812, we kicked your butts. The reason why your Whitehouse is white is because we set fire to it
Why aren't they mentioning it was British troops stationed in Canada that did it
>>53020979
>You don't have to be born in Canada to be Prime Minister.
Cuck.
Canada is irrelevant. It's only good for reminding us what year it is
>>53020979
31 things one can mention to BTFO canada
>>53022635
The British troops who burnt the White House down came from Bermuda.
>Canadian education
>>53022273
>We are not "just like Americans"
>Someone once said that, "Canadians are unarmed Americans with health care." That pretty much sums it up, I guess.
jesus christ
>>53022609
Save it, it's all yours my friend. ;^P
>>53022644
2016
Regardless of what anyone said above or below me, know this. Americans are statistically going to be fatter than me, and as a result, less likely to properly wipe. At this very moment there is a GOOD CHANCE that several of them actually smell like poop
>>53022720
*raises paw*
you're a shit
>>53022755
It didn't have to end this way f.a.m
>>53022720
Canadians probably smell far worse now that the refugees have arrived.
>>53022789
>7000 refugees
>mattering
>>53022781
you're .002 HDI points below us so suck it
>>53022587
JUST not ready
>>53022715
2-0-1-5
>>53022715
thanks
>>53022273
>>53022273
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>53020979
SO WATCHU SAYING IS
WE BURNED DOWN DA WHITE HOUSE AN SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?
>like Americans find "Yank" derogatory
I've never heard anyone take that word seriously at all.
>>53022417
havent clicked on it but it probably was
That's the most passive aggressive thing I've ever read.
>Canada's really nice, eh, so here's all the ways we're better than you
>In the War of 1812, we kicked your butts. The reason why your Whitehouse is white is because we set fire to it and it was whitewashed to hide the damage (for propaganda purposes). Some Americans will say that THEY won the war. However, to win, a party must reach their objective. Your objective was to take over British North America (what Canada was called then), our goal was to stop you. You don't have any more northern territory along the Canada/US border than you did before 1812. So who won? (Alaska doesn't count, you BOUGHT that state from Russia.)
Yeah, no. It was British soldiers who sailed from Bermuda that burned down the white house. Not Canadians.
>>53024231
>still trying to pull this lie
Why are Americans so insecure? Face it bud, we lit your dumb little house on fire and laughed about it
>We also pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed", not "zee"
I've heard Canadians say Zee
>e call eskimos "Inuit", because that's what they call themselves
Except for the half that aren't Inuit, like the Yupik
Whats with the obsession with Canada?
w/e I'm from Toronto I'm not even Canadian
>>53024302
They're sad we're superior to them so effortlessly.
>>53024256
Why are Canadians historically illiterate?
The soldiers came from the pensuilar war with Spain, sailed to Bermuda, then sailed to Maryland and went to DC.
They weren't Cucknadians. None of them where.
Sorry to shatter your inferiority complex.
>>53022781
>this cancuck infographics
This is some strong butthurt I witness
You just elected a DUDE clown for prime minister. Yet again you will remain the laughing stock of the first world
>>53024352
Nope, you're wrong fatty. It was us
>>53024382
kek stay deluded
>>53024381
>that flag
Okay :^)
>>53024321
stfu
>>53020979
>tfw canadian expat
>tfw going to resign citizenship later this year
Fuck Canada.
>>53024440
wow nice argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
>Canadian culture
>Canadian pride
>Canadian individualism
>Canadian independence
>Canadian values
>>53024440
>being this edgy
*tips fedora* yes, you'll be among your people in America
>>53020979
>31 we won the war of 1812
no canada didn't
the objective wasn't to conquer canada the objective was for the british to stop attacking and kidnapping american sailors
also canada wasn't present only the brits
the whole burning of the white house was a disastor for the british. no one was there and their firs didn't last long because a storm came and completely and put out the fires and actually killed some troops and badly damaged some ships. the british were forced to retreat with even though there was no american counter-offensive
americans were not demoralized but thought that god was on their side since a giant storm hit the british meanwhile the british lost some support from europe in the war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington
>Less than a day after the attack began, a sudden, very heavy thunderstorm - possibly a hurricane - put out the fires. It also spun off a tornado that passed through the center of the capital, setting down on Constitution Avenue and lifting two cannons before dropping them several yards away, killing British troops and American civilians alike. The storm spooked the British and forced them to return to their ships, many of which were badly damaged. The occupation of Washington lasted only about 26 hours. Following the "Storm that saved Washington", as it soon after came to be called, the Americans were able to regain control of Washington and move the United States capital back from Brookeville, Maryland to its pre-war location.[3]
Jesus Christ and I thought Australians had an inferiority complex. You can just feel this articles author anus and tummy buckling
>>53024499
>this insecure
Haha oh wow! You wrote a book I see.
all this shit would mean a lot more if it wasnt coming from fucking australia/nz honestly
int changed everything about these countries for moi
>burn down whitehouse
>Americans still butt devastated
HOLY! It happened a long time ago guys I thought you forgave us
>>53024418
M8, don't you see the name?
I am white and Cancucks are complete illiterates.
Holy shit none of you can contain butthurt.
I hope chinks, indians and filipinos takes over your irrelevant country. Atleast Canada will have a true identity by then
>>53024625
>that flag
:^) yes
>>53024499
ackshually
USA - corrupt corporatist shithole with shit standard of living and niggers everywhere
Australia - irrelevant island in the middle of nowhere, literally Canada * 0.6
>lmao Chinada!!!
Just straight up kill yourself, fucking meme countries
>>53024537
you weren't even at the fucking burning of the white house though
that's like an american bragging about how bad they schooled the germans on the eastern front in ww2.
it's just cringey
>Our president is called a Prime Minister
How do you make a list of information and be wrong on your first point?
I know they mean it as in leader but there's no reason to just tell lies to people who wouldn't know better when you're trying to "help" them.
>>53024689
Are you fucked
British North America is the direct precursor to Canada
Saying that we weren't involved in 1812 is like saying Russia wasn't involved in WWII because it was the USSR
>>53024689
>Muh cringe
Everytime. Don't sound so flustered family, it's perfectly natural to not like the fact Canada btfo of you
>>53024675
>fucking meme countries
>has literal meme as its leader
remember to blaze it all day it's 4:20 somewhere bro
>>53024726
how does setting something on fire only to have a hurricane come and put out the fires and cause you to retreat being btfo
you retreated against nothing, america wasn't even there.
if anything brits got btfo by a tornado.
>>53024746
>our leader is a meme
our leader is the son of a previous PM
your leader is a fucking nigger and your next leader is going to be a Jew, a woman, or a reality TV star
get it the fuck together
>>53024796
Strategic retreat from weather is nothing to shake a stick at
>>53020979
>Canadians are so butthurt that their vengeance is passive aggressive self promotion under the guise of friendliness.
DUDE A FUCKING LEAF LMAO
>>53024807
Would've saved Hitler and Napoleon
>when the 51st state argues with you on the fucking internet about their "national identity"
"hoh look at us its kinda cold up here hey lets go to timmys and get some tim bits and a double double"
>>53024801
your leader is a former drama teacher, camp counselor, white water rafter instructor, and a bungee jumping coach.
he doesn't even know that the baltic states still exist.
>our leader is the son of a previous PM
means jack shit just look at bush.
>>53024801
Are you going to elect a calendar next term?
They even tell you the month and day, it's a direct upgrade.
>You don't have to be born in Canada to be Prime Minister.
Disgusting.
>>53024961
>it's a Ted Cruz episode
>>53024959
lmao at least the queen doesn't dissolve our parliament
>>53020979
>"We're a lot bigger than you, in land mass"
Fuck the Mercator projection for making it seem like that's the case. Canada is only about 100k square km more than the US.
>>53024961
that would be racist
>i'm not american
>>53024991
I guess it wasn't hilarious enough to keep watching.
>>53025054
>Australians celebrate Halloween
>>53024801
Seriously, though
Pierre Eliott Trudeau was a man of very sharp intelligence.
The standards are dropping fast.
Gib Quebec independance
Why is there no mention that Canada is the only country in the world not to have won a gold medal while hosting the real Olympics?
>>53024713
Yes it was but you guys didn't burn the white house. The soldiers took part in the burning weren't even FROM Canada. They sailed from fucking Europe.
It wasn't cucknadians that burned the white house and it never will be.
4. I've never been asked that in my life.
10. We are just like Americans. Also, I have no idea where people got the idea that Canadians are the most polite because that is definitely not the case.
16. Nobody thinks that speaking French is uncool.
22. Most people call them eskimos.
30. No country owns the north pole.
>>53025180
Stay mad and ignorant my southern friend ;^)
>>53025221
Whoa careful, Canada, maybe you should let the Brits banter for you. They're a lot better at fighting your battles.
>>53020979
who the fuck wrote this
who the fuck finds "Yank" derogatory
>30. We own the North Pole
Canadians not so smart.
>>53025438
im not a rocket surgeon but i dont think this was made by a canadian
>>53025430
only southerners find yank as an insult because to them yank means northerners and they don't want to be labeled as northerners
>To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
>To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
>To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
>To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
>To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
>And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who still uses an outhouse
>>53025677
What? I've never hear that Yankee is a Vermonter. I'm pretty sure the north is proud of the label, considering we have a baseball team called the Yankees.
>>53025774
>New York
>north
>>53020979
>Canada
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>53025804
New York isn't New England, but it's still north.
>>53020979
>a literal cuckold country
>a fucking leaf
>>53025774
the origin of the word yankee is basically unknown but there are some theories
also that aphorism is really old.
>>53024675
t. John Wang
>>53024708
>Our president is called a Prime Minister
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>our president is called a Prime Minister
fucking lol. I hope a maple tree falls on whoever wrote this
>>53024499
>a fucking tornado comes and destroys the british
>americans just sit back and laugh as the brits run away and their equipment is destroyed in a hurricane
why does god hate the brits so much?
Canada is such a disgrace. They make Australia look like Rome.
>>53024961
>You don't have to be born in america to be president
KEK
>>53025438
>implying the north pole isn't canadian clay
J U S T
U
S
T
>>53024961
There's really nothing wrong with this
Australia has had 6 Prime Minsters born in the UK and 1 born in Chile
Based Tones was not born in Australia
>>53026591
id hate to imagine what we make your caliphite look like then
Would you guys leaf canada alone?
I mean they got enough shit to deal considering oil's price drop and holy fuck is that seriously A FUCKING LEAF ON A """""FLAG"""""?????
>>53022273
>We are internationally (but unofficially) known as the "World's Most Polite Nation."
what a meme canadians are not that polite
>>53027175
More like world's biggest superiority complex 2bh
>>53022487
>Canadians believe they won the war
>this is what they actually believe
>Canadian """""""""""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53027271
>t. most humble nation in the world
>>53024642
Flag of Philippines has way more value and historicity than yours shitty red leaf.
Still Canadians can't realize that people go on vacation.
I bet you get cucked by brown people daily.
Started reading and realized this list was made by a retard. NVM carry on
>>53025102
end yourself
>>53022715
Appreciate it
>>53024256
Canada wasn't even a country
Even if they were from Canada they were still Brits
>>53027288
>>53027469
>Canadians literally forced themselves into other peoples history because they hadn't accomplished anything of value since they became a country
>>53020979
I've lived on both sides of the border.
Canada is just a wannabe America.
Literally no culture of it's own. No global achievements. No anything.
Most people don't even know who the PM is, but they can name the last 5 us Presidents
The fucking US election gets more attention than their own
>>53024959
BAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck, this is good
>>53024801
Canada is full of mudslimes and Cuckstin is a feminist.
Just enjoy the memes as we crash and burn
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>53024440
>A fucking crown..
>>53024499
http://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-war-of-1812
>Try to liberate canadicucks
Too cucked by "the royal crown"
>UK and Canadians gloat about how they burn down the white house, but the US burned down all of Toronto.
>>53027469
We burned down Toronto m8
>>53027469
Those men later all died either due to American soldiers or the storm.
Honestly would anyone care if the US annexed canada? I think even (ex-)canadians would get over it after a generation or two.
>>53022715
kek
Canada is literally a no country
Should be Bong clay
