Blonde edition
Maisie
Cara
Crayon Pop
>>53019730
>>53019730
>>53019730
>>53019730
in here haha
poo wank paki bum alri lads cara maisie yanks out
rate my gf
>>53019765
dude what a goddman butthurt limey asshole
delete this it's total garbage, i'm going to stay in the awesome thread
THIS THREAD IS NOW BLACKED
>>53019826
Rated
can MI6 see this?No they probably see my mother
cooking.
>>53019848
tbqh I'm alright with that
just no gooks or cartoons please
>>53019826
*oink*
janny is gone freak
I SUPPORT THE ONE TRUE THREAD
JWBF
Why are all the traps/cds in aus and not NZ?
>>53019848
DELETE THIS
JANNY AINT SHIETTT NIGA
janny's gonna crack his nut
>height
>penis size
5'7
6"
janny is gone freak
SHARON
>>53019879
No pooftas aloud
>>53019864
can you play with that roast beef skin on a vagina like you play with your foreskin when you are bored
janny is gone freak
>>53019864
janny should stand with WHITES
>>53019891
6'2"
Just under 6 inches.
janny is gone freak
thinking of tossing a boy off
just for a laugh
janni's gonna go absolutely mental
>>53019913
Early morning Willy Waggle lads Y/N?
>>53019887
>that collar
>that white master/slave relationship
imagine the pure rage of her family and community
need a black gf sometime in my life lads, it looks like fun
got me a VERY dark beer lads
excited as I pour it into my glass
>>53019965
>>53019959
what a mad man hahaha
new meme for 2016: we call the janny the caretaker from now on. come on lads we are british
>>53019931
>under 6 inches
wanna join in but only got unbanned tonight
gonna sit this one out lads
>>53019891
6'2
6.5 inches
might stick a thumb up my arsehole later on tonight
>>53019891
6 ft
6 in
>>53019957
somerset
>>53019891
5'10
6'
>>53019997
Yeah okay I have a dicklet, go on lad have your laughs, have your (you)s.
>>53019891
>>53019891
6'6"
8"
am not memeing or lieing
not good at using my willy anyway always sets off early would probs prefer a smaller one that was good
>>53019514
>girls don't want men who have literally no respect for them
lol. it's not a respect for others thing. it's a "i respect myself enough not to be a fucking pussy and sit by the phone all day hoping you respond" thing.
>they want men who aren't massive cucks who are entirely emotionally dependant on them and worry about hurting their feelings with everything they do
fucking exactly. you are emotionally dependant if you have them see 2/3 of your messages at different stages and never reply and just keep sending them messages. you are emotionally dependant if you sit by your phone all day and get upset when she doesn't reply. girls will literally pass their phones around at parties and show other guys messages where a guy talking to them doesn't get the fucking clue and keeps messaging them. they don't however pass their phone around showing messages to other guys of someone who they didn't reply to so he didn't initiate another message.
i said to do the complete opposite, in that you stop messaging them and stop worrying about them and you got upset at me saying that. if they see your messages and don't reply, leave the ball in their court. i never once said you stop talking to them. you stop messaging them and let them message you. girls who are keen will, and will be more into trying to have you message back and the girls who don't either aren't interested or are too vain/attention hungry to bite that bullet.
>>53019999
nice quads
do you have a dynamic ip?
>>53019891
6'1
7.3"
>>53020054
Well, when I say this, I'm not trying to be gay. Not like a meme either.
Proof.
>>53020057
fuck off cunt
did you seriously type all that shit out
>>53019891
5'9
6.5"
>>53019891
5'11
6.5"
>>53020056
Lads
>>53020049
Why are Italian women obsessed with British cock?
>>53019891
5'11
5.5 inches
>>53019891
5'3
7.3"
>>53020084
yeah sorry, i should have done a good post like >>53020018 of yours
>>53019891
5 foot 11
7.1 inches
Evening my fellow vape bros
>>53020057
didnt read lmao
sershie
>>53020042
whoops, I meant 6" (INCHES) not 6' (feet)
ahah
>>53020065
yeah couldn't be arsed to mess with the modem though and my family ask me what i'm doing lmao
>>53019891
6'4
8"
dont believe me? that's okay, but you're wrong
>all these 7 inchers
bullshit
should I, dare I say it; have a FIFTH (5th) twinkie?
>>53019891
5' 3"
0"
>>53020157
name?
>>53020111
If they were then maybe I wouldn't still be a virgin. ;_;
>>53020157
delet this
>>53020084
>American saying "cant"
Fuck off you pathetic autist
He wrote you a damn good response and a right one at that
>got a girl's number
>told her id text her tomorrow
>will probably wake up bitter and apathetic tomorrow and blow it
>>53020177
nobody lies on the internet mate
>>53020183
No, stop it now you fat cunt
>>53020184
LIMERICK
I
M
E
R
I
C
K
>>53020157
this picture is not a photoshopped, dont have to believe me but i remember taking it
>>53019891
5"10
6.5
>>53020195
brit on vacation here
>>53020075
is a bit gay 2bh
don't need to post my willy on the internet though
>>53020157
good shop
>>53020183
>twinkie
>eating excessively
FOY
Who /alreadyashit2016here/?
>dad might not have another round of chemo depending on the results from his scan, meaning he would only have radiation and a much shorter remaining life span
>girl I was texting stopped texting me which shatters any hope of a gf anytime soon
>tomorrow is my birthday which I will be alone for
>>53020177
they could be 17 inches it snot like they're using them lmao
>>53020203
i'm not fat though even though my mate who hadnt seen me in about 3 months said i looked fat i'm literally not
it sucks cos i want to put on weight too
>>53020190
haha fucking hell lad
you travelling with family? if so, understandable
but there really is no reason to be not shagging locals when you're abroad
women will sleep with foreigners fucking easily
sersha
>>53020231
Have a wank lad
>>53020231
>>53020242
bet you have got a big willy hahaha
wanna move to netherlands and live with my fellow lanklets
do you have big door frames? i don't fit through here
hahaha wahey!!!
>>53020222
>Vacation
Fuck off Yank
>4.40am
>waking up at 11
well this is not going to end happily
I may as well have some Melba Toast™ to pass the time
>>53020231
happy birthday lad
>>53020222
What the fuck are you doing on here when on holiday? You really are a pathetic autist
Any brit can get laid in the US with his eyes closed
>vacation
Yank
>>53020299
>not knowing this gimmick
fuck off yank
>>53020231
jesus m8 if you're teling the truth that's fucking tragic. but i'm not sure how much comfort you can get off an anonymous person on the internet
>>53020293
>supporting literal terrorists
>>53020215
>>53020215
there once was a man from nantucket
>>53020304
waking up at 11 too haha-ha
>>53020288
no i reckon my skull is about three time the average thickness with the amount of times i've bumped my head into things
>>53020304
>waking up at 11
whats bad about that
>>53020293
>deadliest attack by the IRA
>18 killed
>>53020293
Rasheed O'Malley
I did thing lads haha
>>>/int/caretaker
might do a wank to an indian or chinese
>>53020343
I'm not asleep yet that's the problem hahaha
mates
>>53020293
>literally outnumber them by 50 to 1
>still get BTFO
fucks sake lads
>>>/int/caretaker
what does it mean
>>53020358
mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!whatareyoudoing!!!!!
racists BTFO!!!!
>>53020387
>>53020358
he is going to go fucking MENTAL
that nut is well and truly done in right now
Does no one else have a shit 2016?
>>53020323
Haha its just divine, cosmic banter innit haha nah its real and rather shit
Might spend tomorrow with my dad and his family, also might put on sad music and cry tonight but who knows lmao
really want to get an erection and take a photo of it next toa ruler on my phone just to prove its over 7 inches and make all u autists mad but i'mpretty drunk and it seems like an effort
>>53020358
oh it was you
why are you doing this
>>53020426
Banter
>>53020400
Adam hills hosts a British panel show? Fucking cuck
>>53020407
Have a wank lad
>>53020400
ok
>>53020445
My labido has been pretty non-existent of late
these twinkies are making me do really long farts haha
learning how to shave my vagina lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1fUJGj_iow
>>53020482
holy hell
cannot believe this ended up being the thread everyone's posting in
I have absolutely no faith in any of you anymore
>>53020469
haha
>>53020449
Colombia is a criminal infested shithole they said
https://youtu.be/Ry3NzkAOo3s
She summarises it very well
>>53020507
fuck off jf
>>53020507
what's wrong with it?
the other was made far too early, and by a bloody yank
this is the rightful heir to last thread
>>53020507
get cucked aussiecunt
>>53020538
>gayatia
>>53020507
>yank threads
>>53020482
technically it should be called vulva shaving or pubic hair shaving
the use of the word vagina is anatomically incorrect in this instance
>>53020535
yeah it fucking is pablo
>>53020400
I dislike Islam on theological grounds
for similar reasons why I dislike proddies
>>53020507
Are you the Aussie who always bitches about new threads being made too early or too late?
>>53020538
>>53020550
>>53020551
>>53020563
jf threads are fine as long as they're not obnoxious you big racists
and this one was early too if you want to pull that card
>>53020507
agreed, blondes are for plebs
>>53020528
haha
Yank and Canadian lads, give me phone numbers of places in your town that I can call. :3
>>53020591
fucking called it, kill yourself
>>53020482
This is on YouTube? What the fuck
>>53020591
epic post 10/10 (You) (You)
>>53020602
dialling internationally is expensive lad you don't want to do thst
>>53020584
i occasionally bitch about threads being made early but that's usually only if i have a vested interest like me having just made a post and not having reaped all the (You)s yet
>>53020584
>>53020591
looks like he is lmao
calm down and take your meds you autistic fuck
I thought our meme name for janny was doorkeep
>the doorkeep
>>53020619
Google Hangouts lets you call Burgerland for free
>>53020611
nudity is allowed on youtube as long as it's presented in an educational or artistic context
>>53020567
Isn't the vagina the whole thing?
>>53020631
>was
keep up you mug
>>53020631
>our
not with that image
>>53020631
HEY
NO
*swats with newspaper*
TAKE THIS OFF NOW
BAD COLONY BAD
>>53020631
>anime
Fuck off
Thread was going great
Fuck off
Every time I go to bed at a reasonable time I wake up in the middle of the night
>>53020653
>our
not with that flag either
>>53020631
Nice chinese picture you stupid fucking leaf
>>53020674
how was your sleep
>>53019891
6'0
6"
>>53020631
The cunt fell asleep leaving the door wide open
>>53020691
OK I guess
>>53020621
you are forgiven
>>53020400
makes their reputation all the more impressive
love how hostile /brit/ is to the weebs and gooklovers late at night
wish the paedos could be sleeping all the time and not just at night
someone post that one new meme
>the maintenance technician
5am waheey
It's hip to be square
>the cyber custodian
i have to return some video tapes
>>53020802
fuck off square
>>53020767
Is it just me or does kev look a bit like Wayne Rooney
>the gateway guardian
>>53020846
fuck off you triangle fucking cretin
>the site manager
oyo, boyos
alarm will be going off at 4:50am tomorrow lads
have to do 2 sleeps in 24 hours
bit fucked
we're in here lads hahaha
>>53020836
>>53020836
>>53020836
>the post protector
>>53020869
THAT LITTLE R2 UNIT DID IT
>>53020861
>an actual oblong thinking his opinion matter
fucking kek
wonder if thin head has killed himself yet
>>53020892
Me on the left
>>53020915
fuck off sphere head
Any of you lads want some karen stuff?
lisicki is gonna end up shagging kentqt
i can feel it
http://www.knowable.com/a/31-things-americans-should-know-about-canada-seriously?utm_content=inf_10_3136_2&tse_id=INF_218786ab793b4de78ba1bbd51acca336
>that no. 7 arseblast
>the nightwatchman
>>53020946
I'd shag her desu haha
watching Frankenstein
there are times when I feel a bit like a monster ;_;
Sylvia, get your head out of the oven
Go back to screaming and cursing
Remind me again how everyone betrayed you
>>53020945
Sorry, nobody gave you the memo, but /brit/ doesn't actually like anime, Mr. Anime Man. Two underage Asian autists are fond of it, but when they go to bed, anime stops being posted.
There are our comfy hours of no anime.
As an isolationist culture yourself, I'm sure you can respect that.
goodnight lads
Is it gay if I downloaded gay porn for the sole purpose of posting it in /cum/?
>>53020947
reading this makes me wanna emigrate 2bh
>>53020945
Fuck off
>>53021008
you didn't even get that many (You)s
HE'S HERE
Am I a man-child if I buy star wars lego?
>>53021056
unequivocally
>>53021056
star wars lego is decent
>>53021008
pretty sure at least half of /cum/ is gay anyways so it seems like a wasted effort
He has awoken from his slumber
Amazing artists in this decade:
Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj
Drake
Harry Styles
Iggy Azalea
Selena Gomez
Ne-Yo
A$AP Rocky
Meek Mill
Ed Sheeran
Imagine Dragons
Sam Smith
Justin Bieber
Omarion
Halsey
Nick Jonas
Chris Brown
Ellie Goulding
Nelly
Adele
JUST KIDDING! Read the first letter in each word and the true hero will appear outta nowhere
>>53021056
no buy as much as you can it will fulfill that empty void in your life
>>53021056
a little
less so if its those massive "professional" sets since no child could ever afford them.
MUM MUST HAVE STARTED VACUUMING BECAUSE JANNY IS AWAKE AND ABSOLUTELY FUMING
haha
isn't it crazy how the 50s were only 10 years after WW2
the 70s were only 30 years after
>>53021096
epic
simply epic
>>53021096
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT THE CARETAKER'S ABOUT
>>53021107
I was thinking of buying a lego AT-AT but its 140 quid
Why the fuck is lego so expensive
you aint no muslim brruv
>>53021187
how fucking old are you? are you aware that you can drink and go out and have friends
Australia
Britain
Canada
D
E
F
G
H
Ireland
J
K
L
M
New Zealand
O
P
Q
R
Scotland
T
United States
V
Wales
X
Y
Z
>>53021187
because all Lego in the entire world is made in one small Danish factory and built to very high standards.
You ain't no caretaker bruv
wahey
>>53021196
Not disagreeing but I don't see how the 2 are comparable
>>53021222
B is for Britain
E is for England
G is for Great Britain
U is for United Kingdom
the rest don't matter
>>53021222
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
Ghana
Honduras
Japan
Kazakhstan
Latvia
Madagascar
Oman
Poland
Qatar
Rwanda
Tunisia
Vietnam
Exeter
Yemen
Zimbabwe
>>53021217
Yeah and I can also buy lego as well
anyone here cut off a bit of their foreskin when they were a kid haha
Are you Catholic or Protestant or Anglican
K-pop desu lads.
>>53021271
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
amazing
like some gigantic analog robot
it even has "survival" features like reversing on impact and reversing away from water as well as energy storage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYGJ9jrbpvg
>>53021303
Didn't the jew doctor do it for you?
>>53021327
Fuck off
Thread was going great without you
>>53021320
atheist desu
>>53021290
>Exeter
>>53021327
Fight me at stealth
>>53021339
No one cared the first time you posted
>>53021327
I only really listen to BIGBANG for boybands desu
>>53021290
not anglosphere
>>53021320
>2011+5
>religion
X*tip*D
>Are you Catholic or Protestant or Anglican
>>53021333
U IS FOR USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>>53021376
you should
its fascinating
sometimes I make little analog robots myself
I find it interesting how Americans ask each other where they're from
What's the point?
Also do Americans from certain parts have similar appearances? Eg there were more German settlers in the midwest
new
>>53021377
>>53021377
>>53021377
>atheist desu
>>53021339
That's pretty fucking cool desu
>>53021339
>he JUST heard of Theo Jansen
How can such a pretty thing exist?
>>53021428
>I find it interesting how Americans ask each other where they're from
Where did you get this information? And no, we all look like a clusterfuck of european and african and whatever else genes
>>53021445
i'm happy you have a faith, really am man.
i just don't personally believe in god
you can use hat memes on me, that's cool too. but hey we all have different beliefs, i think thats ok
>>53021492
>Where did you get this information?
films
documentaries and stuff
>african
that is literally a 4chan meme
blacks have white in them, not the other way round
>>53021481
most boring waifu
>tfw will never see shona again
having a cry
>>53021530
*pat pat*
there there, all better now :)
>>53021480
I just wanted to post it here
The mouhai-motorway
HATE IT
