Mechanized Edition
SHAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
Cara
kshit
>>53017899
you have to admit, ozzy osbourne really is the fucking man. who has come up with a better tune than 21st century schizoid man?
anyone else watching ufc 195?
http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
>>53017891
Utterly awful edition
>>53017899
ozzy is next
Azusa
DO U REMEMBER THE TRUUUTH
WITHOUT HESITATION
EVERY LITTLE BIT OF OUR WORLD
WAY BACK TO THE START
SUCH A NEW SENSATION
NEVER FELT LIKE IT WAS OVER
>>53017929
Best girl
gonna blow your minds a little
1
>>53017899
>>53017930
>>53017956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7qHmQKrW5o
>>53017950
I am now
gf just sent me this lads
>>53017974
they are all literally the same
>>53017979
2
how do I be happy?
maisie
>asiatorrents moved domain and changed trackers last year
>you had to manually update your trackers to keep seeding
>spend all day updating the trackers today
>get this message
How did he know I was the one seeding?
Fucking spooky 2bh
>>53017995
her last name is literally lonsdale
doing a lmao
>>53017929
is this the same bird?
>>53017994
nothing beats watch two guys beat the shit out of each other
>>53017995
arli westmidlad
>>53017891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUxYXX7pFp4
first for mechanised (infantry) edition
>>53018006
3
janny
>>53017995
looks like a ruddy bloke you poof
So lads, How is /gf2016/ going?
>>53018059
Wouldn't mind licking that bum desu
janny is going to go bonkers
>>53018055
fucks that
>>53018032
ya :)
oh JANNY BOYYY
have to work tomorrow but dont want to
>>53018055
they should make a house out of one of those
>>53018109
call in sick lad
Who was yer New Years kiss lads?
Big fan of the big jan
>>53018109
same. last day of my christmas temp contract b4 going back to uni
>>53018012
was it an admin?
>>53018016
all look the same to me m8
where do you think we are?
Lads. do bronies still exist? i havent seen one in ages and it used to be i could barely use the internet without happening across at least one. Or have they just been wiped from 4chan and other forums?
trying to get to sleep when you have to but you really cant is agonising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B138KBFhTRw
>janny
>>53018156
think they're growing up
>>53018156
a lot of them moved on to other things
there's still a number of hard core pseudo-furries who love it though
idk why /mlp/ still even exists
I mean /vp/ does still as well but at least pokemon is still a popular game.
>>53018145
Never mind; the site's changed A LOT in one year
>>53018168
yeah they are full blown paedos now
Barely audible whisper with typing in the background, hopefully it's relaxing for someone! Thank you all so much for watching =)
What ethnicity is anzu?
>>53018254
>tfw oneitis isnt even that great just have oneitis because shes the only girl i have contact with
ffs lads
gotta be up at 5am tomorrow lmao i've fucked up
doing a look on lolcow
i fucking despise women lmao
cheap pizza and groceries guys
https://twitter.com/DominoesPHCheap
>>53018287
what a fucking bellend hahahahaha
>>53018287
Reminder that this was posted on an "ask women" subreddit. No one cares for his opinions and he's literally only doing it for good boy points.
>>53018287
what an absolute bellend
perfection
>>53018156
>>53018168
I grew out of it desu
had a phase for a couple of years and dropped it when i went to college
>>53018125
already pulled a sickie 2 weeks ago desu
>>53018317
>>53018319
bellendmind
sticking fingers in all sorts of places
>>53018344
great minds think alike
>>53018320
Why do Blonde woman always have beards? or whiskers at least idk
>>53018287
link to post?
3.30am
should be going to bed now
gonna open up some popcorn and probably stay up for another hour
thoughts?
eating twinkies in bed :3
>>53018287
guys have talked about the girls they've fucked for hundreds of years. this guy is a nerd trying to be le female ally 2bh
ffs lads cant go to sleep because i havent showered since NYE and i feel proper minging and its putting me off sleeping
>tfw really REALLY thin head
>went through school being called freak
>got sales job and see people sniggering behind my back
Why the fuck is it funny? It's not my fucking fault is it and I can't help it, I'm seriously losing it guys, I honestly want to cry
>>53018366
>>53018407
Good posts
>>53018410
have a hot shower
>>53018427
shut up thin head
>>53018448
cant wake up mummy lmao x
>>53018427
lets see thin la
i dont even know what you mean tbH
is it egg shapped or whah
>tfw people try to flag you down as if you were a taxi when you drive late at night past pubs and shit
>some qt grill stoof at the sideof the road with her arm out
what would happen if i picked her up? do u think she'd have freaked out when she realised i wasnt a taxi driver
>>53018410
>NYE
try christmas eve, normie
What is an Alawite?
Lads, does torrent speed depend on your connection speed at all?
Does it just matter about what the seeders speed?
>>53018488
rasheed
>>53018484
but ive just been on a 2 day bender x
>>53018471
i almost stopped last year to help these two girls, one of whom was 100% para. then i was like nah fuck that and drove off lol.
>>53018488
A sect of Islam some live in Syria and Assad is one. Seen as Apostates or just as Christians by other Muslims since Alawites celebrate Christmas and other Christian stuff. DOnt know much beyond that senpai
>>53018427
>Try to forget my worries with a childhood favourite, Spongebob
>Even that makes fun of me
>>53018488
a white man
pro white
(fart noice)
WAKE WAKEY LADS
REAL NIGGERS HOURS POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
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>>53018513
> does torrent speed depend on your connection speed at all?
yes son, it does.
if the seeders are making 10mbps bandwidth available and your connection speed is 1mbps you're going to be bottlenecked and will be missing out on 9 delicious mbps.
>>53018492
NO ONE SAYS CHEEKY NANDOS UN IRONICALLY FFS
>friend has plowed his gf 10 times but hasnt busted a nut once
lel
>>53018540
any lewd shots of her
>>53018545
CLOSE POLL
>>53018492
>Americans in charge of understanding irony and lad culture
>>53018549
i've literally never said cheeky nandos unrinocally ever lmao
>it's literally two thousand and sixteen
>he STILL hasn't converted to islam
enjoy burning in eternal fire lads
>>53017891
look around you.
Look Around You!
JUST LOOK AROUND YOU!
Have you worked out what we're looking for?
CORRECT.
"memes"
What ARE memes, really?
![Cyborg Girl (1080p H264).mkv_snapshot_00.05.14_[2015.04.26_00.04.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YPRFYHr.jpg "Cyborg Girl (1080p H264).mkv_snapshot_00.05.14_[2015.04.26_00.04.02].jpg")
>get so caught up in writing I finish an entire script in Word
>have to spend an hour re-writing it in Final Draft
Fugg
>>53018572
>that sentence structure
off yourself my man
Can't Fucking sleep lads, all that wine has made my heart rate go through the roof.
>>53018492
>he thinks lads have a painful life
I absolutely love my life hahaha fat yank muppet
>>53018492
>they go there to take selfies and pictures of the food
thats the women haha utter spaz
the types of men women hate
>>53018566
Show some fucking respect
>>53018492
>ywn be this much of a twat
decent feel 2bh x
>>53018605
fuck off lleshi12345
which do I watch lads
>>53018622
should we tell him lads?
>>53018616
>makes fun of vegetarians
95% of guys 2bh
>>53018427
You need to go to the gym and get fucking BIG lad, next time somebody laughs at you, ask them what's funny and if they chat shit just fucking WHACK them lad break their skuls
>>53018634
Children of Men
fucks sakes I thought I cropped these
alri
>>53018616
>mfw i'm half of those
Bitches don't know shit bout what they want
>>53018616
>me
>me
>me
>me
>not me
>me
>idk
>me lmao
so thats why
>tfw I'm on /brit/ at this time every single night
Fuck my life
>>53018616
Link me senpai? looks like it could be funny
>>53018634
you should go to bed
>one (1) reply
>>53018634
>>53018659
>>53018634
O Brother, where art thou
Probably the Coen brother's best movie.
cant believe how much of a melt my mate has become since he got a bird
hes literally bragging on facebook about how ill hes feeling after new years acting like he was out on some mad one but hes literally gone and got food poisoning from the restaurant he went to with his bird for a nice quiet meal on new years
this is the lad i used to absolutely smash it with multiple nights a week a couple of years ago absolute beggars belief lads how the mighty have fallen x
>>53018515
fuck off paki
>>53018616
>>53018659
all me irl
>>53018686
so should you
>>53018659
>likes modern pop """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" enough to dislike people who don't
Christ
>>53018681
ikftb... how do i start going back to bed at normal times, it feels impossible, im tired all day except for the very end where im wide awake
>>53018659
uno farto@3:17
>>53018710
I don't think so
>>53018616
>tfw the guy I like is half of these things
Well......
>>53018659
>psychedelic drugs
>into sexy anime characters
So that's why I don't have a gf
>>53018692
Fat cunt I bet
>>53018724
somerset
>>53018488
Good lads who fight pakis
had a dream that a well endowed but incredibly beautfiul woman with a p*nis was flirting with me on a bed and then just started bumming me
am i gay :(
there a decent spectre torrent out yet lads?
>>53018692
>>53018659
>almost none of these
>still no gf
>>53018682
REDDIT OF ALL PLACES
HAET IT
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3z65km/what_type_of_guy_is_definitely_not_your_type/
>>53018730
*tips monocle*
>>53018692
>overly needy
>this list
alri
>>53018634
There will be blood
goat movie
>>53018770
my mate says its good but a really heavy film
>>53018741
>british genes
plot twist
>>53018741
head like a fuckin banana
>thin head deleted the post
fuck sake thin head
>>53018741
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MATE
CAN'T STOP FUCKING GIGGLING THINK I'VE JUST WOKE ME MUM UP
LOOK HOW FUCKING THIN IT IS
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING INDEX FINGER MATE
>>53018741
>>53018705
Don't worry lad, the oxytocin has made him go insane, he'll snap out of it within 6 months or he'll turn into a dependant vagcuck for the next few years of his life and eventually get heartbroken. All romantic relationships end in heartbreak.
>>53018692
so much for Tolerance eh lads
>>53018763
yee
u alri?
>>53018807
he thought we wouldn't fucking save it lmao
knew he was going to delete it
spoiler: this will win meme of the month for january 2016
Watching some interracial porn
Love me some black bulls
>>53018634
Mr Nobody is excellent.
From RamenNoodlezHair
>Guys who:
>Don't ever want children & actively dislike children
>Don't believe in marriage/life-long commitment
>Are submissive/too gentle in bed
>Have an identity that revolves around only 'nerd' or 'gamer' interests (I'm not talking about casual gaming and liking a few traditional nerdy things here and there...I mean guys who base their entire identity on this)
>Asocial
>Not talkative/shy
>Have any racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic attitudes/beliefs
>Conservative (right wing) beliefs
>Religious
>Act like they're not good enough to be breathing the same air as me when they're around me...sorry, but I've been told by a lot of men that I should be flattered by this, but it's not flattering
>Try to buy my affection even after I clearly tell them that I greatly despise when people buy me things, especially expensive things - I hate gifts...I always feel the need to pay people back due to guilt
>Are pushy
>Into weed culture
>Things related to physical appearance:
>If they're thinner than I am (as in, weigh less than I do, I'm 130lbs). For some reason it makes me feel undesirable and ugly, especially in a sexual context, if I can't feel smaller than the guy I'm with. I'm not condoning how I feel and I've been working on dealing with this hangup, but for now, it's there.
>Thin, pointy features. What a lot of women feel are traditionally handsome features (thin lips, smaller eyes, thin cheeks, big chin, for example) aren't really my bag. This one really isn't a big deal because what really makes me fall for a guy is how they are in terms of their demeanor and such within a natural setting.
>>53018820
>>53018810
>>53018807
>>53018804
>>53018792
hate to spoil the party lads but you should reverse image search people posting themselves on 4chin
>>53018807
where do you always find these funny pictures
reminds me of that guy with a really long head who wanted his hair cut rated
moving to this part of London next week
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4783823,0.1833,3a,72.4y,1.25h,81.26t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sQAG88gj-3_D7e3WlIHQMWg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
Youre fucking cunts pricks fuckers, the amount of shit I get for this is fucking fuck, karma will be a bitch for all of you
>>53018820
>>53018810
>>53018804
have you lot never been outside /int/ you cretins
>>53018807
its a load of bollocks, reverse image search shows its a funnyjunk meme
Who's going to Creamfields this year lads?
>>53018705
iktf
my m8 got a gf 6 months ago and even before they were dating, he would kick the fuck off if you made a joke about her/their relationship/anything involving them. like the most harmless jokes he'd say he'd go over there and knock the person out. so now no one says anything, no one gives a fuck about their relationship and whenever he tries to talk about the relationship, everyone just ignores it.
>>53018873
>erith
>london
kek
>>53018807
feeling good about myself cos i dont look like this guy
![tumblr_ntg4u2roYi1uzwsoro1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yXuaaCe.jpg "tumblr_ntg4u2roYi1uzwsoro1_500[1].jpg")
>>53018869
>>53018877
I don't trust any picture without a timestamp that has the related thread post number on it
>>53018897
nah i don't have time, thanks for the offer though
>>53018885
Am I doing it wrong or something? comes up with fuck all for me
>>53018847
bit gay ngl
alri lads
Do you love your queen?
>>53018909
Wikipedia says it is London
>>53018862
Actually no, as a matter of fact it's shit.
>>53018873
how many minutes after they put those flags up do you think their house was firebombed?
>>53018933
Every woman is a queen
>>53018875
t. thinhead
>>53017891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBKUQPjQ16I
British Racing Motors (BRM) V16. Gorgeous F1 car from the early fifties. Some of the images in the video are misleading as they show the later model H16 platform.
>girl i've been seeing is a virgin and refuses to have sex until i'm her actual boyfriend
>says that can't happen until i move back home and when we're not long distance
>hours of foreplay with no sex
>won't go any further than fingering
fucking blue balls like you won't believe, felt like they were going to explode
>>53018922
What is cropping?
>>53018755
>all those women saying that people who are into video games or fantasy settings are an immediate turn off
How the fuck is that kind of stuff a deal breaker? seems like its an irrelevant thign about a person
>>53018864
>From RamenNoodlezHair
i can just see this person in my head based upon that name alone.
>>53018922
Dunno, works for me.
>tfw listening to a Bibio FLAC
literally wanking
>>53018968
le edgy made up story
>>53018968
upvoted X-))))) please post more funni reddit moments leaf XD canadian posters are the best
>>53018634
get a load of these meme films
>>53018923
>theydidthemath
>shitamericanssay
pretty gay too ngdal (not gonna do a lie)
>>53018968
That's nice, I was like 5'4" at 15.
whyd this yank get so uppity
>>53018933
God save the queen. The fascist regime.
>>53019019
>yanks
>not uppity
pick one
>>53018933
she aint no muslim bruv
said alri las
it's always a painful feeling opening your messages and seeing that message you sent to a girl has that "read" tick but never any signs of her attempting a reply
>>53019004
theydidthemath was just one post that made the front page lmao
shitamericanssay is a good FOY sub 2bh
>>53018741
Saved
>>53019020
I am an anti-christ, I am an anarchist..
>uk
>>53019041
fuck off pinhead
Whiteness
>>53019054
Send her some more messages until she responds, she must have just read and forgot to reply lad.
>>53019054
you just have to learn to get over it 2bh. the more importance you put on a reply, the more you'll be bothered when she doesn't reply.
it's happened to everyone plenty. just shrug it off and think "alright fuck you then" rather than some bullshit about trying to please her/get a reply.
>making up shit post stories about me and Farage battling Pakis and Lefties on /brit/ and what not
>unironic assassination attempt on Farage
this is the last straw, lads
Swear down you lads are bare retarded
dont mind me lads, just having a walk
>>53019009
>>53019091
Want to corrupt this wench ngl
>>53019130
FUCKING HELL
>>53019126
chat bare mack faam
http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
>>53019063
Belsen was a gas I heard the other day
PREP
THE BULL
>>53019130
>>53019114
>unironic assassination attempt on Farage
Kek didnt know that. Madmen unscrewed his bloody tires
>>53019113
Maninist retard detected.
Women don't have to reply to any of your messages ever if they don't want to, thinking fuck them because they have better things to do than reply to your shitty "hi, how r u" message just means they're above you.
should i eat a third twinkie
hmmm
>>53018938
You're entitled to your opinion, despite it being dog shit.
>>53019222
you are a twinkie lad haha
just joking ahha
bernie sanders is too old to be the president, he would die in office
was the Kev meme of 2015 /brit/'s reenactment of the Irish Famine?
i mean, fucking /éire/ died as a general as well
will the /brit/ meme of 2016 also be a reflection of our desire to exploit and colonise all other cultures for resources?
https://soundcloud.com/majidjordan/mixi
hmm yes this appears to be a tune
>>53019222
do it
you don't want to live with regret
>>53018741
whoever this is he should pick up cycling, his head is aerodynamic as fuck
nighty night
>Anon I heard you support race mixing, is this true?
bit thirsty
>>53019249
>will the /brit/ meme of 2016 also be a reflection of our desire to exploit and colonise all other cultures for resources?
Does this mean Shitpost in other generals? cause i already do that
>>53019211
no the girl in question is just a mate of mine, was in the middle of a conversation when she suddenly decided to stop replying
that's why I'm miffed
>>53019282
literally been doing that since 2013 step it up
azealia
>>53019262
i dont want to die young either though
i have grapes in the fridge but they're one day out of date now, that's my excuse for not eating them anyway
haha x
At the beach
>>53019311
post nigger ass please
What is radio 4's frequency?
>>53019315
cold out
>>53019315
Why didn't Frodo just swim to Mount Doom?
is he right about women over there?
>>53019158
Don't take me for a muck yeah
>>53019325
alri lads
>>53019286
Well you're clearly just a bad conversationalist and/or she has better things to do.
>>53019326
Its on every day haha
I think my quality of posting has surpassed the dry cultural wretches of /brit/
