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Mechanized Edition
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SHAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
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Cara
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kshit
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>>53017899
you have to admit, ozzy osbourne really is the fucking man. who has come up with a better tune than 21st century schizoid man?
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anyone else watching ufc 195?

http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
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>>53017891
Utterly awful edition
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>>53017899
ozzy is next
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Azusa
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DO U REMEMBER THE TRUUUTH

WITHOUT HESITATION

EVERY LITTLE BIT OF OUR WORLD

WAY BACK TO THE START

SUCH A NEW SENSATION

NEVER FELT LIKE IT WAS OVER
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>>53017929
Best girl
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gonna blow your minds a little

1
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>>53017899
>>53017930
>>53017956

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7qHmQKrW5o
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>>53017950
I am now
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gf just sent me this lads
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>>53017974
they are all literally the same
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>>53017979

2
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how do I be happy?
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maisie
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>asiatorrents moved domain and changed trackers last year
>you had to manually update your trackers to keep seeding
>spend all day updating the trackers today
>get this message

How did he know I was the one seeding?

Fucking spooky 2bh
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>>53017995
her last name is literally lonsdale
doing a lmao
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>>53017929
is this the same bird?
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>>53017994
nothing beats watch two guys beat the shit out of each other
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>>53017995
arli westmidlad
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>>53017891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUxYXX7pFp4

first for mechanised (infantry) edition
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>>53018006

3
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janny
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>>53017995
looks like a ruddy bloke you poof
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So lads, How is /gf2016/ going?
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>>53018059
Wouldn't mind licking that bum desu
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janny is going to go bonkers
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>>53018055
fucks that
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>>53018032
ya :)
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oh JANNY BOYYY
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have to work tomorrow but dont want to
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>>53018055
they should make a house out of one of those
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>>53018109
call in sick lad
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Who was yer New Years kiss lads?
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Big fan of the big jan
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>>53018109
same. last day of my christmas temp contract b4 going back to uni
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>>53018012
was it an admin?
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>>53018016
all look the same to me m8
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where do you think we are?
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Lads. do bronies still exist? i havent seen one in ages and it used to be i could barely use the internet without happening across at least one. Or have they just been wiped from 4chan and other forums?
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trying to get to sleep when you have to but you really cant is agonising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B138KBFhTRw
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>janny
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>>53018156
think they're growing up
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>>53018156
a lot of them moved on to other things
there's still a number of hard core pseudo-furries who love it though

idk why /mlp/ still even exists

I mean /vp/ does still as well but at least pokemon is still a popular game.
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>>53018145
Never mind; the site's changed A LOT in one year
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>>53018168
yeah they are full blown paedos now
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Barely audible whisper with typing in the background, hopefully it's relaxing for someone! Thank you all so much for watching =)
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What ethnicity is anzu?
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>>53018254
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>tfw oneitis isnt even that great just have oneitis because shes the only girl i have contact with

ffs lads
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gotta be up at 5am tomorrow lmao i've fucked up
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doing a look on lolcow

i fucking despise women lmao
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cheap pizza and groceries guys

https://twitter.com/DominoesPHCheap
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>>53018287
what a fucking bellend hahahahaha
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>>53018287
Reminder that this was posted on an "ask women" subreddit. No one cares for his opinions and he's literally only doing it for good boy points.
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>>53018287
what an absolute bellend
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perfection
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>>53018156
>>53018168
I grew out of it desu

had a phase for a couple of years and dropped it when i went to college
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>>53018125
already pulled a sickie 2 weeks ago desu
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>>53018317
>>53018319
bellendmind
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sticking fingers in all sorts of places
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>>53018344
great minds think alike
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>>53018320
Why do Blonde woman always have beards? or whiskers at least idk
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>>53018287
link to post?
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3.30am

should be going to bed now

gonna open up some popcorn and probably stay up for another hour

thoughts?
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eating twinkies in bed :3
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>>53018287
guys have talked about the girls they've fucked for hundreds of years. this guy is a nerd trying to be le female ally 2bh
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ffs lads cant go to sleep because i havent showered since NYE and i feel proper minging and its putting me off sleeping
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>tfw really REALLY thin head
>went through school being called freak
>got sales job and see people sniggering behind my back

Why the fuck is it funny? It's not my fucking fault is it and I can't help it, I'm seriously losing it guys, I honestly want to cry
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>>53018366
>>53018407

Good posts
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>>53018410
have a hot shower
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>>53018427
shut up thin head
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>>53018448
cant wake up mummy lmao x
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>>53018427
lets see thin la

i dont even know what you mean tbH

is it egg shapped or whah
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>tfw people try to flag you down as if you were a taxi when you drive late at night past pubs and shit
>some qt grill stoof at the sideof the road with her arm out

what would happen if i picked her up? do u think she'd have freaked out when she realised i wasnt a taxi driver
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>>53018410
>NYE
try christmas eve, normie
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What is an Alawite?
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Lads, does torrent speed depend on your connection speed at all?

Does it just matter about what the seeders speed?
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>>53018488
rasheed
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>>53018484
but ive just been on a 2 day bender x
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>>53018471
i almost stopped last year to help these two girls, one of whom was 100% para. then i was like nah fuck that and drove off lol.
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>>53018488

A sect of Islam some live in Syria and Assad is one. Seen as Apostates or just as Christians by other Muslims since Alawites celebrate Christmas and other Christian stuff. DOnt know much beyond that senpai
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>>53018427
>Try to forget my worries with a childhood favourite, Spongebob
>Even that makes fun of me
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>>53018488
a white man
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pro white
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(fart noice)

WAKE WAKEY LADS

REAL NIGGERS HOURS POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
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http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
http://strawpoll.me/6434514/
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>>53018513
> does torrent speed depend on your connection speed at all?
yes son, it does.

if the seeders are making 10mbps bandwidth available and your connection speed is 1mbps you're going to be bottlenecked and will be missing out on 9 delicious mbps.
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>>53018492
NO ONE SAYS CHEEKY NANDOS UN IRONICALLY FFS
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>friend has plowed his gf 10 times but hasnt busted a nut once
lel
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>>53018540
any lewd shots of her
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>>53018545
CLOSE POLL
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>>53018492
>Americans in charge of understanding irony and lad culture
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>>53018549
i've literally never said cheeky nandos unrinocally ever lmao
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>it's literally two thousand and sixteen
>he STILL hasn't converted to islam
enjoy burning in eternal fire lads
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>>53017891

look around you.
Look Around You!
JUST LOOK AROUND YOU!
Have you worked out what we're looking for?
CORRECT.
"memes"

What ARE memes, really?
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>get so caught up in writing I finish an entire script in Word
>have to spend an hour re-writing it in Final Draft

Fugg
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>>53018572
>that sentence structure
off yourself my man
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Can't Fucking sleep lads, all that wine has made my heart rate go through the roof.
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>>53018492
>he thinks lads have a painful life

I absolutely love my life hahaha fat yank muppet
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>>53018492
>they go there to take selfies and pictures of the food
thats the women haha utter spaz
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the types of men women hate
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>>53018566
Show some fucking respect
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>>53018492
>ywn be this much of a twat

decent feel 2bh x
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>>53018605
fuck off lleshi12345
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which do I watch lads
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>>53018622
should we tell him lads?
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>>53018616
>makes fun of vegetarians

95% of guys 2bh
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>>53018427
You need to go to the gym and get fucking BIG lad, next time somebody laughs at you, ask them what's funny and if they chat shit just fucking WHACK them lad break their skuls
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>>53018634

Children of Men
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fucks sakes I thought I cropped these
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alri
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>>53018616
>mfw i'm half of those
Bitches don't know shit bout what they want
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>>53018616
>me
>me
>me
>me
>not me
>me
>idk
>me lmao
so thats why
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>tfw I'm on /brit/ at this time every single night
Fuck my life
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>>53018616

Link me senpai? looks like it could be funny
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>>53018634
you should go to bed
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>one (1) reply
>>53018634
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>>53018659
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>>53018634
O Brother, where art thou

Probably the Coen brother's best movie.
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cant believe how much of a melt my mate has become since he got a bird

hes literally bragging on facebook about how ill hes feeling after new years acting like he was out on some mad one but hes literally gone and got food poisoning from the restaurant he went to with his bird for a nice quiet meal on new years

this is the lad i used to absolutely smash it with multiple nights a week a couple of years ago absolute beggars belief lads how the mighty have fallen x
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>>53018515
fuck off paki
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>>53018616
>>53018659
all me irl
>>53018686
so should you
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>>53018659
>likes modern pop """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" enough to dislike people who don't
Christ
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>>53018681
ikftb... how do i start going back to bed at normal times, it feels impossible, im tired all day except for the very end where im wide awake
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>>53018659
uno farto@3:17

>>53018710
I don't think so
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>>53018616
>tfw the guy I like is half of these things

Well......
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>>53018659
>psychedelic drugs
>into sexy anime characters

So that's why I don't have a gf
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>>53018692
Fat cunt I bet
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>>53018724
somerset
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>>53018488
Good lads who fight pakis
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had a dream that a well endowed but incredibly beautfiul woman with a p*nis was flirting with me on a bed and then just started bumming me

am i gay :(
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there a decent spectre torrent out yet lads?
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>>53018692
>>53018659
>almost none of these
>still no gf
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>>53018682

REDDIT
REDDIT OF ALL PLACES

HAET IT

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3z65km/what_type_of_guy_is_definitely_not_your_type/
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>>53018730
*tips monocle*
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>>53018692
>overly needy
>this list
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alri
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>>53018634
There will be blood

goat movie
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>>53018770
my mate says its good but a really heavy film
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>>53018741
>british genes
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plot twist
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>>53018741
head like a fuckin banana
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>thin head deleted the post

fuck sake thin head
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>>53018741
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MATE
CAN'T STOP FUCKING GIGGLING THINK I'VE JUST WOKE ME MUM UP
LOOK HOW FUCKING THIN IT IS
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING INDEX FINGER MATE
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>>53018741
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>>53018705
Don't worry lad, the oxytocin has made him go insane, he'll snap out of it within 6 months or he'll turn into a dependant vagcuck for the next few years of his life and eventually get heartbroken. All romantic relationships end in heartbreak.
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>>53018692
so much for Tolerance eh lads
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>>53018763
yee

u alri?
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>>53018807
he thought we wouldn't fucking save it lmao
knew he was going to delete it
spoiler: this will win meme of the month for january 2016
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Watching some interracial porn

Love me some black bulls
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>>53018634
Mr Nobody is excellent.
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From RamenNoodlezHair

>Guys who:
>Don't ever want children & actively dislike children
>Don't believe in marriage/life-long commitment
>Are submissive/too gentle in bed
>Have an identity that revolves around only 'nerd' or 'gamer' interests (I'm not talking about casual gaming and liking a few traditional nerdy things here and there...I mean guys who base their entire identity on this)
>Asocial
>Not talkative/shy
>Have any racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic attitudes/beliefs
>Conservative (right wing) beliefs
>Religious
>Act like they're not good enough to be breathing the same air as me when they're around me...sorry, but I've been told by a lot of men that I should be flattered by this, but it's not flattering
>Try to buy my affection even after I clearly tell them that I greatly despise when people buy me things, especially expensive things - I hate gifts...I always feel the need to pay people back due to guilt
>Are pushy
>Into weed culture

>Things related to physical appearance:

>If they're thinner than I am (as in, weigh less than I do, I'm 130lbs). For some reason it makes me feel undesirable and ugly, especially in a sexual context, if I can't feel smaller than the guy I'm with. I'm not condoning how I feel and I've been working on dealing with this hangup, but for now, it's there.
>Thin, pointy features. What a lot of women feel are traditionally handsome features (thin lips, smaller eyes, thin cheeks, big chin, for example) aren't really my bag. This one really isn't a big deal because what really makes me fall for a guy is how they are in terms of their demeanor and such within a natural setting.
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>>53018820
>>53018810
>>53018807
>>53018804
>>53018792
hate to spoil the party lads but you should reverse image search people posting themselves on 4chin
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>>53018807
where do you always find these funny pictures
reminds me of that guy with a really long head who wanted his hair cut rated
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moving to this part of London next week

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4783823,0.1833,3a,72.4y,1.25h,81.26t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sQAG88gj-3_D7e3WlIHQMWg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
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Youre fucking cunts pricks fuckers, the amount of shit I get for this is fucking fuck, karma will be a bitch for all of you
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>>53018820
>>53018810
>>53018804
have you lot never been outside /int/ you cretins
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>>53018807
its a load of bollocks, reverse image search shows its a funnyjunk meme
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Who's going to Creamfields this year lads?
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>>53018705
iktf

my m8 got a gf 6 months ago and even before they were dating, he would kick the fuck off if you made a joke about her/their relationship/anything involving them. like the most harmless jokes he'd say he'd go over there and knock the person out. so now no one says anything, no one gives a fuck about their relationship and whenever he tries to talk about the relationship, everyone just ignores it.
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>>53018873
>erith
>london

kek
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>>53018807
feeling good about myself cos i dont look like this guy
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>>53018869
>>53018877
I don't trust any picture without a timestamp that has the related thread post number on it
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>>53018897
nah i don't have time, thanks for the offer though
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>>53018885

Am I doing it wrong or something? comes up with fuck all for me
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>>53018847
bit gay ngl
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alri lads
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Do you love your queen?
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>>53018909
Wikipedia says it is London
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>>53018862
Actually no, as a matter of fact it's shit.
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>>53018873
how many minutes after they put those flags up do you think their house was firebombed?
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>>53018933
Every woman is a queen
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>>53018875

t. thinhead
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>>53017891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBKUQPjQ16I
British Racing Motors (BRM) V16. Gorgeous F1 car from the early fifties. Some of the images in the video are misleading as they show the later model H16 platform.
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>girl i've been seeing is a virgin and refuses to have sex until i'm her actual boyfriend
>says that can't happen until i move back home and when we're not long distance
>hours of foreplay with no sex
>won't go any further than fingering

fucking blue balls like you won't believe, felt like they were going to explode
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>>53018922
What is cropping?
>>
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>>53018755

>all those women saying that people who are into video games or fantasy settings are an immediate turn off

How the fuck is that kind of stuff a deal breaker? seems like its an irrelevant thign about a person
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>>53018864
>From RamenNoodlezHair

i can just see this person in my head based upon that name alone.
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>>53018922
Dunno, works for me.
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>tfw listening to a Bibio FLAC

literally wanking
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>>53018968
le edgy made up story
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>>53018968
upvoted X-))))) please post more funni reddit moments leaf XD canadian posters are the best
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>>53018634
get a load of these meme films
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>>53018923

>theydidthemath
>shitamericanssay

pretty gay too ngdal (not gonna do a lie)
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>>53018968
That's nice, I was like 5'4" at 15.
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whyd this yank get so uppity
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>>53018933
God save the queen. The fascist regime.
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>>53019019
>yanks
>not uppity

pick one
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>>53018933
she aint no muslim bruv
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said alri las
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it's always a painful feeling opening your messages and seeing that message you sent to a girl has that "read" tick but never any signs of her attempting a reply
>>
>>53019004
theydidthemath was just one post that made the front page lmao
shitamericanssay is a good FOY sub 2bh
>>
>>53018741
Saved
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>>53019020
I am an anti-christ, I am an anarchist..
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>uk
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>>53019041
fuck off pinhead
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Whiteness
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>>53019054
Send her some more messages until she responds, she must have just read and forgot to reply lad.
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>>53019054
you just have to learn to get over it 2bh. the more importance you put on a reply, the more you'll be bothered when she doesn't reply.

it's happened to everyone plenty. just shrug it off and think "alright fuck you then" rather than some bullshit about trying to please her/get a reply.
>>
>making up shit post stories about me and Farage battling Pakis and Lefties on /brit/ and what not
>unironic assassination attempt on Farage

this is the last straw, lads
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Swear down you lads are bare retarded
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dont mind me lads, just having a walk
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>>53019009
>>53019091
Want to corrupt this wench ngl
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>>53019130
FUCKING HELL
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>>53019126
chat bare mack faam
>>
http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/stream1.html
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>>53019063
Belsen was a gas I heard the other day
>>
PREP

THE BULL
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>>53019130
>>
>>53019114

>unironic assassination attempt on Farage

Kek didnt know that. Madmen unscrewed his bloody tires
>>
>>53019113
Maninist retard detected.
Women don't have to reply to any of your messages ever if they don't want to, thinking fuck them because they have better things to do than reply to your shitty "hi, how r u" message just means they're above you.
>>
should i eat a third twinkie

hmmm
>>
>>
>>53018938
You're entitled to your opinion, despite it being dog shit.
>>
>>53019222
you are a twinkie lad haha

just joking ahha
>>
bernie sanders is too old to be the president, he would die in office
>>
was the Kev meme of 2015 /brit/'s reenactment of the Irish Famine?

i mean, fucking /éire/ died as a general as well

will the /brit/ meme of 2016 also be a reflection of our desire to exploit and colonise all other cultures for resources?
>>
https://soundcloud.com/majidjordan/mixi
hmm yes this appears to be a tune
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>>53019222
do it

you don't want to live with regret
>>
>>53018741
whoever this is he should pick up cycling, his head is aerodynamic as fuck
>>
nighty night
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>Anon I heard you support race mixing, is this true?
>>
bit thirsty
>>
>>53019249

>will the /brit/ meme of 2016 also be a reflection of our desire to exploit and colonise all other cultures for resources?

Does this mean Shitpost in other generals? cause i already do that
>>
>>53019211
no the girl in question is just a mate of mine, was in the middle of a conversation when she suddenly decided to stop replying

that's why I'm miffed
>>
>>53019282
literally been doing that since 2013 step it up
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azealia
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>>53019262
i dont want to die young either though

i have grapes in the fridge but they're one day out of date now, that's my excuse for not eating them anyway

haha x
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At the beach
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>>53019311
post nigger ass please
>>
What is radio 4's frequency?
>>
>>53019315

cold out
>>
>>53019315
Why didn't Frodo just swim to Mount Doom?
>>
is he right about women over there?
>>
>>53019158
Don't take me for a muck yeah
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>>53019325
alri lads
>>
>>53019326
4
>>
>>53019286
Well you're clearly just a bad conversationalist and/or she has better things to do.
>>
>>53019326

Its on every day haha
>>
I think my quality of posting has surpassed the dry cultural wretches of /brit/
>>
>>53019211
yeah exactly. they don't ever have to reply, so you sitting around with your cock in your hand waiting for a reply is fucking redundant and a massive waste of time/poor emotional investment.

i'll let you in on a tiny bit of advice. girls will, every single time, without fail, go for the guy who says "oh fuck them and fuck this" and stops messaging them over the guy who doesn't get the clue and keeps on going with the messages aka you.
>>
>>53019222
>twinkie

have never seen those being sold in this country

>>53019315
what beach
>>
>>53019330
Yes
>>53019337
No
>>
>>53019326
93 and a bit
>>
>playing truth or dare
>gf gets dare
>"kiss chad!"
>everyone starts giggling
>she leans over and kisses him on the lips
>I seethe with rage internally while pulling a straight face on the outside

i-its just a game right? no reason to be annoyed?
>>
>>53019367
faggot
>>
>>53019362
i actually chuckled
>>53019367
fuck off then
>>
>>53019326
93FM I think t b h pham.
>>
>>53019368
Plus it's also an easy way to see if she's interested, if she messages you first later

>>53019391
You were supposed to stop her mate
>>
>>53019391
>chad
fuck off yank
>>
>>53019391
>playing truth or dare
you deserve anything you get normie
>>
how long into a relationship should things start to get sexual when you're both in your early 20s?

i know in high school the rule was at least a month
>>
>>53019391
>calling tyrone chad
I was there. dont try to hide the fact that he was black you little beta
>>
>>53019391
>my friends gf will never do that to me

bugger
>>
no one give the reddit leaf a (You)
he'll leave eventually
>>
africa
>>
>>53019412
>high school
FOY
>>
>>53019412
At uni it seems to be sex before relationship lmao
>>
>>53019412
depends how long you wait before you decide to rape her at knifepoint
>>
>>53019437
fuck off it's been proven time and time again that there are high schools in the uk
>>
>>53019397
>>53019398
don't reply to me you fucking ants

because you are ants I will treat you like ants and crush you into a irrelevant mess
>>
>>53019405
>>53019377
Thanks lads ahaha
>>
>>53019455
And they should all FOY as well
>>
>>53019431
alri this is going too far now
delete this please
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>tfw I try to go out and it fails
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>calling random American numbers for free with Google Hangouts and putting the phone down when they answer

So far called up a pizza place in New Jersey, an Mexican restaurant in California and a bar in Seattle.
>>
>>53019412
usually before the rs starts
>>
Next edition will be Blonde edition and start Trixie because /brit/ is a PRO WHITE general.
>>
if you aussies post alongside those autistic baltics then you're really not wanted here
>>
>>53019406

Then I'd be called a saddo for stopping it, lots of people were getting off but not any couples with others apart from my gf

>>53019410

whats the equivalent of chad for UK then?

>>53019423

hes the popular white rugby cool kid
>>
>>53019474
>gets offended she has work

get a grip you Neanderthal
>>
>>53019368
>girls will, every single time, without fail, go for the guy who says "oh fuck them and fuck this"
I want this meme to die, girls don't want men who have literally no respect for them, they want men who aren't massive cucks who are entirely emotionally dependant on them and worry about hurting their feelings with everything they do. Men who every so often don't reply to their messages either because they also have better things to do sometimes than just chat with them.
>>
>>53019481
i think we're a bit too old for runescape
>>
>>53019502
>chad
fuck off yank
>>
>>53019391
PREP

THE BULL
>>
>>
>>53019502
>chad
FOY
>>
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>>53019369
they're in the american isle at my tescos

i can see why yanks like them so much tbH
>>
>>53019504
I didn't. I said my plan failed. This means I'm staying inside my house tomorrow masturbating and shitposting.
>>
>>53019474
>so you wanna to do something tomorrow or nah
>so
>wanna
>or nah

for the next girl try
>come with me to X tomorrow night
>>
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>>53019491
Only niggers like white girls 2bh
>>
>>53019519
tpng n th phn s trsm
>>
What are your bull perpetration rituals lads?
>>
Sicario is the best film of the year
>>
>>53019369
Bondi beach
>>
>>53019547
>isle
from the north eh
>>
>>53019564
pleb
>>
>>53019547
comfy room

attic or what?
>>
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>>53019547
nice room, got one just like it
>>
>>53019562
Just rub the 'ead. lil foreskin stretching if he has it. nothing over the top, just bellend action
>>
>>53019580
>not agreeing
Heresy
>>
hit me with your rhythm stick ;p
>>
why are Mexicans treated like a different species in the Americas

thought they were the descendents of Spaniards
>>
>>53019590
Gabagool?
>>
>>53019564
Sicario wasn't the best film of the year

It was great though, unexpected
Some scenes were a bit shite and it lacked something

Watched it in the cinema and it was proper tense though, especially the convoy scene
>>
DONT BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR DICK SIZES LADS

just remember, if you and a qt are both naked she likes you enough to not give a shit about an inch or two.

Be happy with what you are boys x
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White women are Queens
>>
>>53019590
>paprika flavour pringles
good la
put your empties in recycling though
>>
>>53019616
mexicans are a clusterfuck of native tribes and white people and black slaves. that's why.
>>
>>53019568
this was fucking hilarious and you all know it
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>>53019568
no, im from the south and have only been to the north once ifor a football match

>>53019588
not quite, it's a top floor room though

>Inb4 fuck off billionaire

>>53019590
kek

ffs scotland saw you post my TSUU vocoroo the otherday too

>>53019618
OVVA HERE
>>
>>
>>53019642
I'm not worried about my dick size. I'm worried about not having a gf.
>>
>>53019616
Eternal Anglo superiority on all continents.
>>
>>53019625
Convoy scene was absolutely top notch. Wish I could experience that tension again.
>>
>>53019651
are you a nonwhite or something
>>
>>53019669
Fuck off trillionaire
>>
>>53019651
more high res of her lad
>>
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>>53019669
fucking hell that was you aswell? feel like a stalker now ffs
>>
>>53019730
>>53019730
>>53019730
>>53019730
>>
>>53019692
>mfw the sudden explosion at the start

There were literal kids in the cinema and you could hear screams when the bodies hanging off the motorway came up
>>
>>53019692
>>53019625
Any good torrents on that yet lads?
>>
>>53019669
>i am a football fan
>went up north once to see his beloved liverpool play
top bloody kek even i've been to anfield twice for an awayday with villa
>>
>>53019740
>doing a new at 300 posts
fuck off
>>
Fuck the Yank enter the PRO WHITE thread

>>53019765
>>53019765
>>53019765
>>
>>53019763
>330
>janny's asleep
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