>wake up
>go see yourself in the mirror
>see this
what do?
DUDE
>>53015447
I'd become the Prime Minister of Chinada
replace my cabinet because it's 2016
check the current year
Cuck my shit up
>>53015447
Buy a new calendar
>>53015447
Light up some amazing weed lamo
>>53015447
Honestly? Do a speech to the nation where the start of "program 2016" is announced.
"2015 has brought us many new things but we have to look forward. The female ministers I hired. Well, these sluts are all fired, Its 2016 for fucks sake. The borders I opened? Closed. Because its 2016, you fuckers. Guns? Theyre banned. As long as you are younger than six. Guess why?..."
>cease to exist
>>53015447
>I look 25 years old again! Only this time I have normally functioning reflexes! WOOHOO!
nuke Quebec
>>53015870
What did this poster mean by this?
Go to the airport to welcome more refugees ;)
>>53015908
the only right answer
>>53015935
His (the poster's) looks and reflexes have been ravaged by decades of alcoholism
>>53015447
IT'S 2015
>wake up
>go see yourself in the mirror
>contemplate the year of 2015
>it was a pretty good year
>>53015935
>>53016386
It's congenial. The alcoholism hasn't impacted me at all. Btw, did you know that weedman's dad got cucked by the bassist for the Rolling Stones? I just read that today. Must feel pretty groovy.
