liara edition
foy
rare footage of caralad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
We did it, we found something more autistic than anime waifus
3rd
>>53013551
fuck off yank
yanks out
>>53013584
he is such a twat, got punched by some moroccan in amsterdam too
>>53013557
sometimes autists start posting tali haha
Suffering from success, lads
>>53013595
grrrrrrrrrrrr
Really want to perform oral sex on Liara before prematurely ejaculating inside her tight alien twat
https://playlounge.bandcamp.com/album/pilot-12
what does this sound like to everyone
Alri
>>53013432
well the constant droning SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sort of overpowers the vocals but idk that might be what u were going for
voice sounds alright bit flat maybe
musically was a bit repetitive ngl being able to discern lyrics would help a lot i think
>>53013625
>caralad is now referring to himself in the third person
bit concerned for you lad
Really fucking hate yank threads.
going to do a sleep
operation fix sleep for work is so far succesful
SHAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!
>>53013652
ye fa m
>>53013584
I knew he was a paki
feeling sad lads
LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND CARM FARTH
>>53013682
welcome to the new thread, or as i call it; your death
>>53013686
nightie night
ach tung!
ze janny vill be furious!
>>53013584
fuck its catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAwzVdyysjA
I'LL BRING TWO OUT TAKE YOUR WHOLE CREW OUT
YOU AIN'T GOT A CLUE OUT HERE YOU'RE JUST NEW OUT
post grime lads
trap posters: >>>/cum/
>>53013551
nothing better than having a strong independent woman as a gf desu
>tfw live in welsh nationalist area
>tfw have to speak my rusty welsh that i haven't used in years whenever i talk to the welsh crowd
>tfw i sound like an utter mong whenever i'm trying to converse with a qt who clearly prefers speaking in welsh
WHITES
>>53013686
night laddo x
>>53013635
interesting fantasy
>>53013658
ya im trying to get a mate to do an alternative mix, though at the same time it is kinda what im going for cause to my ears i enjoy it but to some others i know they wont
thx, yeah im no professional singer and its just gonna be a bandcamp thing anyway so nothing too serious
fair enough about what u think about the music, each to their own and shit, however im glad you cant discern the lyrics cause they're benis :DDDDD
Are you guys really racist or just joking around for bants?
I'm serious. Unless you guys aren't in which case I'm joking too haha we're so funny lads eh. Absolute madmen
>>53013563
Mixed European genes and an English accent is the ideal woman
>>53013742
>welsh nationalist
>>53013756
Why do asari have bellybuttons?
>>53013728
>he doesn't listen to both
>>53013787
i don't actively hate races if that's what you mean but lol niggers
>>53013742
poydll gwylldyl dy pfed caemorgan as tinfl caerfanon dyfed pontsycyllyte gwydll och ben oban
>>53013787
I legit hate Pakis but most people are fairly sound desu
>>53013756
want her to grow a cock and fill me up while i explode all over my tummy and she calls me a pathetic human 2bh
>>53013787
Unironically hate pakis but don't really care about other races 2bh
>>53013652
>tfw no Outer Heaven
>>53013787
Never had a bad experience with any non-whites, I'm just worried about them becoming the majority (which they inevitably will).
>>53013814
they still give birth, they just don't require physical insemination to conceive
>>53013855
liara's a shameless humanboo
>>53013787
I legit wouldn't have a problem if Obama pressed a big red button right now that glassed the entire Middle East. Like literally there wouldn't be a single part of me that would be like "oh no memes aside that's a bit fucked" I'd actually be proper chuffed tbf.
doing an involvement
>>53013742
>Welsh Nationalist Area
I really struggle to picture in my head what these sort of places are likes. Is basically all social interaction in Welsh between the local? Is it rather local and poor? Do people live generally typical Welsh/British lives aside from their nationalism and language?
Met a fucking insane paki on the way back on the bus. I thought he'd be normal as he was dressed smart with shirt and tie and looked decent for a paki. He asked if he could sit next to me and I said okay because he looked okay, even though bus wasn't full. A minute later there's a black guy and white girl laughing together at the front and he tells me "they are destroying racial purity, race traitors". I just mumbled yeah I guess. Rest of it was silent and I luckily only had 2 stops left.
Are Paki's normally racist? He looked like an Indian.
>Welsh nationalism
fucking lol. Wales is literally a parasitic glorified English country utterly dependent on hand-outs from daddy England. What a load of fucking shit.
>>53013787
Pakis are cousin marrying, honour killing, child raping fucking scum. I hate all of the inbred fat nosed black eyed cunts. Don't mind other people though desu.
making an arrangement
I'm very intelligent and it shows in my conversation. I think women are intimidated by my intellect and are afraid to initiate a relationship with me, and I don't care enough for a relationship to personally initiate relationships. I find there's no difference between real women and porn, after all, they have the same level of substance relative to a man of my intellectual stature.
Not even gonna give you the satisfaction of a fedora image
>>53013963
*tips*
>want to listen to grime but I'm racist as fuck
>all the white mcs are shite
>>53013959
replying to your post
http://strawpoll.me/6434751
http://strawpoll.me/6434751
http://strawpoll.me/6434751
http://strawpoll.me/6434751
http://strawpoll.me/6434751
>>53013955
What Happened
>>53013955
>country
*county
Just realised there are people who are unironically conservative and like grime
absolutely disgusting
getting really sick of middle class whites
my mate is proper racist and wants me to come with him as he puts bacon around the handle on the local mosque, reckon I should? last time someone did it it made the news, don't wanna get fucked for it though.
>>53014027
you will never, ever get hired for a job if you get caught.
>>53013995
>want to listen to Death Grips but I'm racist as fuck
>all the white mcs are shite
iktf
>come on dog!
>*rango beckons to the helpless girl*
>go ahead dog we're swingers
>my gf will fuck anybody
>you have my permission
>just as long as I watch
What do you do??
>>53013787
unironicallya white supremecist
Highly recommend the documentary series "How we got to now with Steve Johnson"
>>53014027
Sounds like a good bit of banter 2bh
>>53014062
I watched part of the sewer episode and then got sidetracked
The Wife's son is staying over
>>53014048
got caught listening to death grips at work once haha
banging away on the keyboard churning out code and the headphones were a little loud and everyone around me was asking what i was listening to
none of them had heard of death grips or they were hiding their power level
>>53014048
TIE THE CORD KICK THE CHAIR AND YOUR DEAAAAAAD YAH.
>>53014024
one of the main grime posters
fuck the tories 2bh
>>53013698
excellent gimmick
>>53014027
>tfw no mate who does bantery harmless stuff like this
>>53013551
If you didn't pick Miranda you're a homo and traitor to the white race.
>>53013787
I genuinely believe white people are superior
>>53014108
>that jawline
>>53014096
ok good
>>53014027
>>53014046
>>53014064
The thing about it is it's proper protected, all the windows are barred and it has a high fence and floodlights turn on when you're close.
There's also a fuck ton of CCTV, I bet the fucking council could track me all the way back to my house if they wanted to.
>>53014108
Fug, I might replay the mass effect series, can you get all 3 games on steam?
tomorrow should i
>go shops and buy monster munch, doritos & dip, pot noodle, spaghetti bolognese, ketchup & can of monster,
OR
>takeaway - 7 lemon & herb peri peri wings, a chicken burger with hot chilli sauce, onion rings, 2 cans of soft drink and dips
CHOOSE!!!
>>53014027
If you get caught you can just say its a prank bro and get off easy famm
>>53014108
uggo
>>53014027
sounds like proper bants la, id be up for that if only i had decent mates
>>53014108
>not jack
>why are you such a prude dog?
>*rango lips his lips lecherously*
>we can share...
What do you do?
>>53014148
number two
onion rings are usually shite from takeaways though.
>>53014148
neither, fatboy.
>>53014091
my mate put on death grips whilst we were banging loads of mdma and coke at an afterparty
preddy good tb h
>>53013551
You shitcunts seen these spooky 2 pound coins yet?
>>53014108
shagged her on the floor like lure filth in Me2 lmao good times ngl went back to Liarafu in me3 tho
quite a good feeling when out and about knowing that im stronger than every scrote thats passing by
>>53014148
takeaway option
>>53014142
you can get 1 and 2, but none of the DLC is on steam
>>53014173
nah these ones are PENG, better than wetherspoons
>>53014176
im 10 stone tbf and impossible for me to gain weight
>>53013890
>I want millions of Whites and Christians to be nuked for no reason
Fuck off shitskin, disgusting paki cunt
>>53014142
3 is only on origin. 1 and 2 are now a combined €7,50 on steam.
>>53014165
>raped
>>53014193
would love to rock your fuckin chin in
got 15 references for my essay so far
I went to school with this weird racist white South African lad. He was mental and quite hench so he could force people to do stuff, anyway, one day he forced me to deliver a note to this tiny, really dark skinned Indian lad a couple of years below (he looked black, he was really dark).
So I delivered it to him without opening it and walked off.
The next day I got collared by the head of year who told me he was contacting my parents and discussing suspending me for racism. I asked him why and he said that I delivered a very offensive, racist letter to another pupil.
Apparently the South African lad had wrote in it "go home porch monkey".
In the end they found out it was the South African lad who made me do it and all that happened was my mum got sent a letter which I intercepted and he made me apologise to the little Indian kid. wew.
thanks for reading
>>53013890
Rasheed
>>53014229
>10 stone
Benders and manlets out
>>53014188
explain to me how this isn't bestiality and how this is now worse than being a horsefucker?
anyway im off to bed now goodnight and fare thee well
Daily reminder
>>53014231
>I wouldn't mind a few """""""whites""""""" getting killed to literally fix all of the worlds problems
fixed senpai
im in a really lazy mood
can someone tell me this is worth reading
>>53014264
thanks
>>53013890
fuck off paki
>>53014271
intelligent life =/ animal life
>>53014188
>Racist
>Blue waifu
What are you doing mate.
>>53014269
im 6ft you fagot
>>53014279
fuck off quentin before i go all cipher on your arse nomsayin
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are posting from Wessex
How can wyverns even compete against the superior BWD?
>>53014279
Just bought a 3ds from game tbqh
>>53014271
she's basically a humanoid
Maisie
>>53014279
>quentin
Only oldfags will get this
>>53014291
not really it was a bit shite tb h
>>53014229
>im 10 stone tbf and impossible for me to gain weight
some people grow fat internally, which is just as damaging as having it just under the skin; if not more because people attribute skinniness to healthiness which is absolutely false.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOFI
>>53014308
do you think her arsehole is a nice deep blue
>>53014342
>hunter
more like munter
>>53014308
mmmmmmmmm ok how about a dophinfucker or a chimpfucker?
>>53014342
thumbnail looks like an isis flag :o
>>53014283
How would that fix all of the worlds problems? Pakistan, India, Africa, Afghanistan, North Africa, South America, all of these wog shitholes would all still be around
The Middle East is unironically the least of our problems. Anybody who wishes harm on Lebanon, Jordan or Israel is objectively and undeniably a stinky paki rasheed.
>>53014365
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOFI
nah
>>53014411
good goy
>>53014277
Night mucker x
>>53014376
you can't communicate with them though
>>53014373
almost purple
>not choosing Kaiden
ffs, last day off tomorrow and then back to work, and still no gf
what's the point lads, what am i doing all this for, this life of mediocrity, why
>>53014448
>almost purple
getting a bit hard...
>>53014452
Bizarro Rasheed.
>>53014468
Do it for anime
>[OFFICIAL] Acceptable females in power ranking:
1. Isabel Hardman
2. Quality slags
3. British celebrities (eg. Nigella, Rachel Riley)
4. Attractive European/American non-celebrities (eg. Voe)
5. Attractive European/American celebrities (eg. Daddario)
6. Random gimmicks (eg. Pointless, politicians)
7. High test
8. Anything else not listed. WHITES ONLY.
-
>[OFFICIAL] UNACCEPTABLE females:
All Non-Whites. This includes gooks, pakis and blacks. This also includes mixed race eg. Charli.
Cartoon females.
--- THIS IS OFFICIAL /BRIT/ IMAGES POLICY. ANY OBJECTIONS WILL BE DISMISSED AS PAKI OUTCRY. ---
--- Modifications may be carried out by a majority White, Conservative, heterosexual British male vote in favour ---
>>53014373
i bet she has a lovely dark taint
>>53014497
rorke
mate fuckin steamin hahah
>>53014503
want to lick her smelly alien sweat off it
>>53014497
What about Joost?
>>53014497
>>53014497
>liz not #1
shit list
>>53014264
did you grass on him
>>53014494
I fucking hate anime
>>53014497
nout wrong wtih non-whites desu
>tfw Liara is born in 61 years
wew, we could actually live to see her irl lads
is it okay to use trips here or are you all gonna get autistic over it, everyone has them on mu
>>53014497
rorke
not sure why medicine by filthy frank is giving me feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzjrc9BFCE
Reminder that if you find liara attractive you are literally a zoophiliac by definition.
>>>/gaschambers/
>>53014497
Daisy > your meme waifu > kpop whores > 2D
want to sex an anime
god doesn't exist because i cant sex yuno so im going to kill myself
>>53014553
of course I fucking did, didn't want to get done for it did I???
There is literally nothing wrong with engaging in sexual relations with non-whites if you don't get them pregnant.
>>53014497
>Isabel Hardman
So what is everyones new years resolutions lads
Here's mine
>become normal respectable adult
>no drugs except on special occasions
>no smoking
>do more interesting creative things and be less autistic and lame
>finish music album projects even if they sound like shit
>start writing more stories scripts etc
>get gf
>>53014535
>mfw women look slightly crazy
this shouldn't turn me on
>>53014581
What is wrong with this woman, her face is just nightmarish
>>53014580
shes a mammal lad its proper interracial not this white on black interracial shite
>>53014556
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>>53014581
her face is just so weird
>>53014561
whats the point when extra flags exist
![Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 02 - The Bowtie.avi_snapshot_21.30_[2016.01.03_01.31.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7KTM5Lf.jpg "Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 02 - The Bowtie.avi_snapshot_21.30_[2016.01.03_01.31.34].jpg")
I'm pretty much Larry David 2bh lads
>>53014561
alri nige
>>53014587
not sure why you'd want to do that, but i want to sex marge simpson is that acceptable
>>53014587
>yuno
Everytime i see that name im reminded of a some tranny.
>>53014621
MILK
AND COFFEE
WHO WOULDA THOUGHT!?
just proved that p = np lads
>>53014615
>shes a mammal lad its proper interracial
Right into the gaschambers
>extra flags
>>53014616
might be some other prick in devon or summit, plus its just banter n that like
>>53014627
ite my son
Quick question, will my ex-gf still-oneitis....?
a) Break up with her Chad bf soon, continue to ride the cock carousel for a few years, and then go back to me when she realises I'm the sound choice from a financial perspective?
b) Continue to go out with Chad, fall in love, get married, and be happy for the rest of her life while I become more miserable?
>>53014655
pakis = no problem??
>alright lads, come sit next me I'm lonely over here
What do?
>>53014655
are you the haskell nerd writing his compiler
>>53014561
>/mu/
Are you going to be posting anything besides In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
tucking my tshirt into my knickers for a bit of late night kitchen mischief
>>53014668
neither, go for someone else
>>53014605
>tfw she is crazy
>>53014525
i do yeah
>>53014674
probably go sit next to her
>>53014677
>Aeroplane
fuck off limey
Trips are better than extra flags as this way I can filter the attention seekers who put no effort in. The only acceptable way to attention seek is to develop a high quality gimmick.
>>53014647
what do you think comes out of her nostrils?
>>53014677
lad that shits bare overrated as fuck anyway, its a 7.2 at best
>>53014497
Motion to include Azealia in the list of acceptable females on the basis of her cuteness, nice bum, feisty personality, good music and anti-slope powers
All those in favour say aye, all those against say nae.
>>53014672
Rasheed
>>53014675
...yes
>>53014650
>>53014587
btw, if you take enough drugs it might be possible to have sex with ur animu or marge simpson, or if you lucid dream too
>>53014700
git facked yank dis is anglo larnd
>>53014700
how do you know he's in the navy?
>>53014712
aphrodisiac gas
>>53014674
Sorry but my heart belongs to Beth
>>53014715
whats your language like?
anywhere i can read about it lad
My mum shared this on facebook haha
>>53013787
Pretty difficult dilemma lad. I AM an unironic White nationalist and White supremacist. It's not difficult to conclude that Europeans are the most prosperous people on the planet. I also support European imperialism. Fuck Islam.
BUT, I grew up in a nice little Kentish town and went to a grammar school. My best friends in secondary school were black lads from Nigeria. They were all smart, got top grades, and wanted to be doctors. For this reason I have a slightly unconventional view of the IQ of races.
It is inevitable that one day, any White nationalist will have a pleasant interaction with a non-White which will possibly change their attitude. I went on holiday to Switzerland with a few British families, there was this very Westernised Chinese family from Hong Kong who were hilarious and really brightened the moods of everybody. The father looked like Jackie Chan, he was always cracking jokes, top lad. From then on, I stopped thinking that all Chinese people were soulless insects.
>>53014693
oh sweet jesus
are there more normies posting on /brit/ at this time or is it just me
who here is fucked on drugs wahey
>>53014743
JUST
>>53014650
>marge simpson
I'm scared of anything related to simpsons after I saw a really scary video of the simpsons characters getting murdered
>>53014719
I used to be proper good at lucid dreaming actually, been meaning to get back into it but it requires a lot of conscious thought which I'm not too great at.
>>53014651
don't care yank
>>53014725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
massive tune
>>53014616
obviously not you fucking dunce because she hasn't been born yet, she's born in 2077.
However we don't make first contact with alien races until 2157 so I suppose we'll never meet her
>>53014691
What will happen then? Too bitter to go for someone else 2bh. I've cut her out of my life and asked her not to contact me again, but I'll inevitably keep thinking about her until it drives me mad and I eventually kill myself.
>>53014694
i want to drink her pee
>>53014730
nos? mate dont get me started haha I'm a mare with that stuff
>>53014745
>>53014713
of all black women you chose the most anti white one?
>>53014754
am nicely stoned 2bh
wouldn't describe myself as 'fucked on drugs' though lmao
>>53014757
post link to that, is it the bart the general thing?
>>53014736
I guess it's kind of what you'd get if you combined Agda and Clean with the goal of making something that compiles to native code without needing a runtime
>>53014743
me on the left xz
>>53014743
Ya he's all fixed now, doesn't look like a cheap latex Halloween mask or anything
>>53014769
haha sorry nige I meant to respond to the lad above you
>>53014789
kid me too like
Did you know there is a higher percentage of english speakers in netherlands, norway, sweden and denmark than Canada?
>leafs
>>53014446
>mucker
hmmm i see
im a mucker eh? thats what i am is it?
im too tired to take the matter on tonight, but we shall be having words tomorrow
a nice little chat, oh yes, i do think so
>>53014745
Hong Kong and Nigeria are both ex-empire and are heavily influenced by the UK so it's not surprising that their upper class, of which the people you mentioned belong to, act like white people.
I'm sorry, but if you don't talk to yourself you're nothing but a smelly normie.
>>53014794
I'm too scared to search for it but it's on Youtube. It's to do with Playdough if that helps.
>>53014713
>cuteness
It's literally impossible for non-Whites to be attractive, therefore motion failed.
>>53014811
Practically not Anglo 2bh
pakis are disgusting
>>53014806
lad no worries
Night lads
>>53014811
It's all the Frenchies tbqh, not pakis
>>53014765
you will eventually get over her, trust me mate because it's happened to me before, it'll take a while but it'll happen. for the love of god don't contact her again either, you're doing the right thing - just have to ride the bitterness but if you contact her again it'll just prolong the bad times
just try smashing some randoms if you can
>>53014787
the heart wants what it wants t b h
>>53014795
interesting lad
i'm making my own language too haha
>get home from work (neets not welcome)
>see this
what do you do
>>53014604
join army
lads what u listening to, got the fuckin pistols on here
lunchbox is such a dad already
lmao
>>53014858
What's it like senpai
>>53014831
ah, alright, well I just thought I'd try, thanks for considering my motion.
>>53014789
>>53014808
kinda wish i got baked too but i think i need to not smoke weed ever again cause im 25 now and it's counter-productive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFI9kZPDxAs
>>53014743
which ones your mum then
>>53014838
this
>>53014848
you clearly havent been to any major city
>>53014848
hardly any better tbph
Gimmick idea: post "Our Nigel" accompanied by an image of Nigel Farage
>>53014900
Secret
>>53014882
bongo wanga noonga ningy wooga
>>53014745
you don't have to think all other people are animals/inferiors to want to retain your own culture and home
>>53014925
Banter
>>53014923
our nigel
>>53014849
It's been two and a half years m8 and I've still not had sex with anyone else, beginning to think I might be a virgin again. One-night stands seem pointless, and I've not met anyone I've felt a connection with.
who /canterbury/ here
oooooooooooffffffffffff
AND WHAT
GUL'DAN
MUST WE GIVE IN RETURN??
>>53014925
somalian?
>>53014875
uhhh
>Mechina
*sweats* it's like if Fear Factory and the Halo soundtrack had a baby
don't tell any girls haha *sweats*
>>53014924
bet ur shitting yourself rn
Why would Shepherd not take more than two squad members with him on some of the more difficult missions lads?
Imagine how much easier his task would be if he brought along Garrus, Tali, Wrex, Liara, Ashley, Kaiden, Jack, Legion, Mordin, etc on every mission? Could have sorted out Sarten and the Reapers in one game probably.
>>53014961
Good gimmick
