it were ratpoison edition
Azusa
if anyone DARES post kshite i will backtrace your ip and do you
Karen
>Skip this utter shite
>>53011932
Rasheed
>chester
crayon pop
feel like im circling the drain of life into the existential abyss of eternal despair
Getting really sick of hot teenage girls oming on2me2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr2_gtHCGBM
STRICTLY no kpop in this thread
>>53011917
remember her crying like a little girl when RV won something
haha talk about emotionally immature
Ritsu
>it's a bomi thread
>Spotify Guilty Pleasures playlist
Black Women only
gooks shoo
beta tests out
was walking down the road near my house
out of the hedge (separating a field from the road) jumped a cat, followed by a fox, followed by a german shepherd, followed by a nother three german shepheds
i literally stood there still waiting for the dogs to leaves, 3 of the dogs back went into the hedge and i thought the coast was clear so i started walking back towards my house hoping they wouldn't jump out again
but then the fourth dog had not jumped back into the hedge, and came running at me, i told it to shoo and it did, and ran back towards the field
wew 2bh
comments and thoughts?
>he's not evolved past idol based kpop yet.
>>53011924
I think I wanna have a wank but don't know what to, submissive French maid or Latex dominatrix?
>feel like im circling the drain of life into the existential abyss of eternal despair
>>53011973
want to fuck that little mouth and get deep in her throat and make her puke 2bh
*having a look*
>>53011983
Good lad
killing hill giants
Did a flirt with a girl for a few months back in the tail end of 2014 and start of 2015. Really fucked with my head. Now I actually crave social interaction and the closeness of female companionship. How can I break myself again?
>>53011988
open your fucking eyes you silly cunt
SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!
>>53012008
*haves
>>53011988
iu is an idol you mong lmao
>>53011931
>>53011983
Very nice coffeeqt
VERY IMPORTANT KPOP RELATED POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6434284
http://strawpoll.me/6434284
http://strawpoll.me/6434284
lol @ this giant snail
People here just follow kpop for the girls and netizen drama right? No one actually listens do they.
>>53011992
Latex dominatrix dominating a submissive French maid.
honestly lads today has been one of the worst days for /brit/posting in a long time
the only thing that could make it worse is everyone doing the autistic "try and reply to yourself" thing
fucking kek
http://efukt.com/21148_Prostitute_Daughter_with_Vaginalitis.html
>>53011984
i tried to make it more comprehensible
please comment
>>53012032
fuck off gaybod
>>53011973
>>53012060
some of it is good 2bh
not anything in the past 2 years though save 3 or 4 tracks
>>53011984
it was a witches coven
>>53012015
good lad
>>53012042
wish there was a both button
but sadly, kpop shite is much more of an eyesore on /brit/ than grime, so kpop really needs to leave as soon as possible
>>53012037
IU is a recording artist
Jesus Christ, yanks BTFO
>>53012060
Nope, I just masturbate furiously to the music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_kEcivwNxI
>>53012131
>Americans
CTMSU
brie
Reminder that only anime can defeat the K-slag posters
You must choose a side
>>53012145
dere he is
>>53012093
it was absolutely mental mate i couldn't believe what i was seeing, they were all chasing each other.
>work on Monday
>>53012145
in the anime kpop war i side with anime
kpop is so fucking autistic why would you listen to pop music from korea like wtf
>>53012162
if anime and kpop were in the same room and i had a gun with one bullet i would shoot kpop and bludgeon anime to a bloody death with the blunt gun
>>53012209
why would you listen to ___ music from ___ like wtf
skipped going to the pub and managed to record a song and actually mix my vocals well into it :)
2016 going well so far considering ive been on a depressed comedown for most of it :)
:)
>>53012203
chop chop laddie. we need that block grant
>>53012209
Whoever wins, we lose
who wants to hear my impression of a british accent?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19c75qazaCB
want hair like this lads what do i ask for at the barbers
>>53012209
in the anime kpop war i side with kpop
anime is so fucking autistic why would you watch cartoons from japan like wtf
https://strawpoll.me/6434352
https://strawpoll.me/6434352
https://strawpoll.me/6434352
>>53012239
post soundcloud link
azealia
>>53012136
>that redhead gook
my penis...
>>53012239
post it
mio
>I listen to Korean popular music
>>53012273
liked her last album but shes such a fucking cunt on twitter i cant like her
i too would probably side with anime only because there are cool animes with guns knives and violence and k-pop has nothing
>it's another brave sound track.
reminder that anime girls are white whereas gooks are yellow
>>53012263
abstaining from this shite poll
both autistic obsessions can fuck right off right now to /mu/ or /a/ or /c/ or whatever cesspool they belong in, but they don't belong on /brit/
>>53012295
*airhorn*
>>53012136
i want seoyoung to sit on my face and fart for hours after intense dance practice
>>53012271
>>53012284
uhhh well are you guys into lo-fi indie or noise pop or pop punk or emo??!
>>53012289
Okay post but not as good as your previous ones desu
>>53012136
>Tartan
Everytime
>>53012291
>>53012273
saw a news thing the other day about her, think she punched somebody in a club or something
>>53012209
Nuke them both, why on earth would you choose
Slants are subhuman insects. East asian culture is so fucking cringey and disgusting.
the gf and I
>>53012350
my on the right
fingering my arse right now
>there are cool animes with guns knives and violence
origami is actually impossible desu
>>53012315
>Bullying /c/
Too far lad
where does sallow skin come from?
is it white?
>>53012366
can i lick it off ?
me and my friend :)
>>53012337
>>53012291
she'll soon calm down when she gets my dick right up her fanny
>>53012367
come on you know you love it, what kind of anime do you watch, fucking azumanga daioh or some paedo shit, when im watching akira or ghost in the shell - entry-level pleb anime with cool shit happening fuck you man
can you have a twitter account without having a facebook account?
far too much of an autist for FB but quite like the idea of having a twitter account, especially where I just post insane bullshit about how much I hate jews and muslims and whatever
http://strawpoll.me/6434393
http://strawpoll.me/6434393
http://strawpoll.me/6434393
not even a Rorke
but this is /brit/
not /jap/ or /anime/ or /korea/
/brit/ish stuff for /brit/ish threads
let's keep it this way, and have those foreign gimmicks out, yeah?
>>53012398
yes
you fucking tit
>it's a "desperation" video where the girl is clearly struggling to actually go episode
>>53012262
>>53012391
not sure if it was even her 2bh
Would you "fuck" Grimes, /brit/?
>>53012409
am i racist if i dont find blacks attractive?
>>53012401
pointless poll will not be filling out the captcha and voting
>Slants are subhuman insects. East asian culture is so fucking cringey and disgusting.
>>53012416
sounds like summat she'd do tbf
>>53012427
yeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc
GOAT songs time? GOAT songs time.
>>53012436
Absolutely.
Any other foreveralones unironically think it would actually be really easy to get a gf, but the real difficulty lies in getting a girl who is worthy of them?
>>53012427
id rather be passed around rotherham like an afghan goat tbqhwy
>>53012452
>number one most approved song on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo
>>53012389
I want to dip you in ronseal and paint my fence
>>53012476
no im not delusional
where my #DRUGGIES at
keep fighting the good fight brothers
they can imprison your body but they will never take your mind!
>>53012476
thats what i tell myself to justify being a 21 year old virgin
>>53012476
yeah
t. good looking non-virgin who's never had a gf
Kpop mvs need to use white men as the central love interest so I can self insert more.
They've started to do this but need more.
>>53012436
no and so what if i was
>>53012466
start posting full-blooded black girls instead of half-white ones, ok?
>>53012476
```````````````````````no''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>53012487
Rasheed
emily
took a willy up my bum tonight
>>53012442
Except fedoras love east asian culture and they think slants are superior to racist westerners
>>53012522
>>53012528
>>53012530
there was an attempt
done a massive poo lads
>53012522
>53012528
>53012530
embarrarsing
>>53012508
>>53012522
>>53012528
>>53012530
i wish i was a girl having something inserted in your pussy looks so satisfying fuck
>>53012476
i find certain aspects of having a gf appealing, but i fundamentally have no interest in sharing my life with someone so i wont be getting a gf for the foreseeable future
>>53012522
>>53012528
>>53012530
haha, you dummy!
>>53012528
>>53012530
Hahaha what a looser
>>53012522
>>53012528
>>53012530
azealia orders you to eat her cunt or you'll get her baseball bat wrapped around your noggin
what do
53012522
53012528
53012530
pathetic
>>53012501
Also a non-virgin who's never had a gf. Wouldn't go so far as to call myself good-looking, but I'm tall and athletic so I guess that works in my favour - I just never attract girls who are actually interesting in any way.
>>53012573
not into black people
>>53012559
its sound iah
am I still a virgin if I fucked my hand
>>53012522
>>53012528
>>53012530
What a wally
>>53012557
and immediately theres a discernible drop in attractiveness. fuck off with your disgusting fetish.
yeri 3bh
>>53012593
she'd definitely do you in if you said that
>>53012661
really hated that song and video
>>53012651
want to smash her little brown 16yo arsehole and make her weep
>>53012551
>
>>53012555
>>53012558
>>53012565
>>53012569
>>53012571
>>53012578
fuck you lads
alri lads
doing an unbanned
HORRIFIC
>>53012573
guess that cunts getting eaten
I don't just find blacks unattractive physically, but their attitude, way of speaking, mannerisms, behaviour, basically everything about them I dislike
>>53012632
>>53012679
all me
Night
>>53012559
>You will never be an attractive White female
>You will never feel a big, fat dick sliding in and out of your pussy in every position
>You will never feel his dick hitting against your cervix
>You will never feel his pulsing erection pump you full of warm cum
Unironically got a boner typing this
>>53012636
>t. gook poster
>>53012573
I guess that dick getting a licking
>>53012689
*tries to ban you*
janny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53012679
fuck off henk
want to wank but also want to kill hill giants
gf just sent me this lads
>>53012689
wahey
BETRAYAL
all of korea needs to be removed from the asian continent, drifted out to sea and nuked to oblivion from afar
>53012679
thanks for the (you) dickhead
>>53012689
how did you incur His wrath
>>53012714
night
>>53012718
>You will never feel his dick hitting against your cervix
that's quite painful lad i hit the gfs once and she wasnt happy at all didnt even get to finish
>>53012522
>>53012528
>normal length cat
>Hey anon, let's go for a bike ride :3
>>53012759
sure you can be the bike
>>53012722
gooks and niggers are both equally bad
Not sure which one I hate the most. At least blacks don't try hard to be cute by making silly faces and pretending to be white when they're not.
>>53012759
fuck off you monkey shit
>>53012759
sure you can be the ride
>>53012759
handling stolen goods is a criminal offence.
>>53012703
when im on tinder i feel bad that i swipe left on most black ladies, but then i view their profile and if they seem like some sort of slightly nerdy quiet black girl i find that the hottest thing in the world, but if they do the whole fucking sassy strong independent black woman shit im like no thx
>>53012725
don't do that adolf
>>53012739
hi
>>53012744
took part in a ''''''raid''''
all i did was make on banterous post on /deusch/
>Im attracted to black women
these whores can't read. women are shallow vapid cum dumpsters that serve no purpose but to serve man. women are truly degenerate creatures whose only vaules are in their boobs and their butts and i have not meant one yet who wasn't like this. the other day i was at my nephews baseball game and this girl comes and sits behind me with her chad boyfried and all they did was talk about the most vapid shit like what kanye tonight and how donal trump is so lol omg hi-larious. i swear to god if i was ever president i would make women take mandatory philosophy classes at a young age and have them read the classixs like gravity's rainbow and infinite jest, either that or i would mutilate all of their faces and bodies because those are the only things a woman is good for
>>53012670
>not liking THE song of Summer 2012
>>53012759
HILLSIDE DEATH SQUAD BITCH
GET OFF MY CORNER HOE
>>53012759
After all the >be american >get shot jokes, this seems like an actual situation where you might get shot
>>53012812
wow calm down m8
>>53012753
Yeah maybe if you're ramming it hard, I bet it feels good if it's lightly pressing against it with each thrust
I heard the cervix is only 5-6 inches in, don't know how big lads can fuck birds without hurting them
>>53012812
honestly surprised those girls even tolerate that hambeast coming out with them 2bh
>>53012759
>Jamaica
>>53012812
4 3 2 5
>>53012773
>>53012795
cheeky x
>>53012848
they have to so they look #tolerant
>>53012812
didn't read lol
That feel when you're trying to become a normie but friends and relatives keep on posting "metal" or "video game" or "geek" stuff on your wall that are cringe as fuck and you're trying to escape from forever
the only "OK" looking minstrels are the domesticated and civilized half-black minstrels
>>53012845
its a little longer but theres like this little idk what word to use, pocket? it goes under the cervix i guess so you can keep going without hitting it
>>53012812
>make women take mandatory philosophy classes at a young age
That's actually a pretty good idea 2bh
cat is no longer scared of coming to my room on her own
good feel lads
WAHEYYYYY
wankerrrrrr
>>53012894
FOAL
What's your dick like homie?
>>53012848
they love it, it makes them look better 2bh
>Head to the co-op to get a pint of milk and some bread
>See this
What do
>>53012883
>"metal" or "video game" or "geek" stuff
Don't know what you're talking about 2bh
>>53012862
2 3 5 4 tbf
>>53012920
what does this mean
i want to write murder mystery novels that are neither boring nor set in the early 20th century
>>53012271
>>53012284
ok here it is, actually i lied the vocals are really bad cuz i cant sing so LOL. at least the music is ok
http://picosong.com/ERWg/
>>53012930
she know where i get mine and the season
black woman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gook posting
>>53012883
>tfw posted a selfie of myself with a qt on the train the other day and some spacker cosplayer i knew from college and havent seen in about 4 years commented on it saying how much of a #lad i was
fml desu senpai
>>53012930
You're not allowed to drink in public you fucking nigger
>>53012912
when we getting this pic then
>>53012930
get a pint of milk and some bread
>>53012883
i genuinely do not know that feel
>>53012940
it's a baby horse mate
Anyone else feel weirdly proud when memes that originate on 4chan get used by normies?
Sometimes I'll be talking to some normie and he'll make a joke about fedoras or pepe or foreveralone and for a moment I'll think that he's secretly a depressed bitter basement-dweller like me, until I realise he probably came across the memes on Reddit, 9gag or Facebook.
new slayer task lads. cave crawlers
Kek lads
>>53012930
throw bananas at it while chanting "ugg uggg ugg"
making an arrangement
>>53012894
wrong
>>53012996
>gif
fuck off
>>53012930
'heeeeeey guuuuuuuuuuurl'
>>53012812
init
>>53012883
FONT
alrite lads. first post of 2016
just had my hand on my dick and there was a bit of postcum still on it. it smells EXACTLY like skips. a bit appetising desu
>>53012957
>>53012930
Have you lads ever even met a black American woman
>>53012930
>shopping at the co-op
I bet you're a student.
>>53012914
>you've got the next round bullo you fucking stinge cunt
>>53012996
Top Gear was unironically among the best telly of all time 2bh
Only a paki would disagree
>>53012961
>But anonnn, I don't want to get out of bed yetttt ;3
YELLOW FEVER VS JUNLE FEVER
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
http://strawpoll.me/6434514
VOTE OR FACE ON THE CROSS
>>53012958
I have a guy I haven't seen in about 6+ years who keeps fucking liking and commenting on anything I post, he means well but he's a bit of a loser so it makes me more of a loser, luckily I don't post that often. me and a m8 were supposed to meet up with him but it never happened
>>53012986
only if BENIS :DDDD
>>53013034
They would probably piss themselves.
dunno if i should buy a macbook or fix my teeth with my student loan lads
having a go
>>53013059
ugly fucking monkey
>>53013059
where you do eat poon hun
one time really needed a wank and there was no toilet paper so I just picked up an empty crisp packet and came in that
was feeling super depressed on that particular day
was a 3/10 fap, just going through the motions
kpop is shite and awful but this bl*ck "hey anon" posting is /b/ tier
just make normal posts its not hard
>>53012978
i must be doing ok then, i was really depressed for a bit because i can't fucking escape from it
like wow m8, no i don't want a video about how corey taylor hates pop music, because im not a bitter faggot
>>53013037
>someone on a website full of 18-mid 20s nerds is a student
wow well guessed lad
>>53013034
No
Tell us what they're like then
DEFINITIVE IMAGES OF FEMALE POSTING RANKING:
Slags>Attractive British singers/models/actresses>Political waifus>Pointless contestants>High test>Attractive Yank singers/models/actresses>>>Paki slags>Black slags>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gook/jap posting>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime girls
Anyone else get really aroused by speculum porn?
>>53013077
If you unironically buy a macbook then you're objectively a fucking moron. There's literally no excuse for it.
>>53013093
>fap
fuck off yank
>>53013061
what about a black/gook mix?
