Prove that you're not a German.
I love my country.
A person laughed at my joke
I stand when I make pipi
My skin in white
I have never had an urge to destroy Europe
I don't play a lot of simulators.
I...I can't.
I can show my country's flag without anyone getting offended
But I am
Our muscle cars can't perform unless in a straight line.
>>53009708
>a fucking christian cross
offended
>>53009048
I don't care
My toilet does not have a poop display shelf
I waste time when I'm at work
I can't win football finals
>>53009048
proud to belong to them
>>53009738
>>53009775
Germans are cool.
Our leader openly admits their mother is jewish
I care about my butthole hygiene
>>53009048
I am sexually attracted to women.
I can't, I'm not posting under a German flag. Get it, haha?
I'm a nationalist.
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>>53009886
Thanks dutchbro
>>53009829
I am currently wasting time at work
>>53009947
>this is a 10/10 in Berlin
>>53009048
I don't look at my poo after I take it to the loo.
Also, my toilet does not have a poo shelf.
And I didn't welcome any refugees.
>>53010056
I lke that idea, too bad about the suboptimal faces but I'd still knock some lovejuice in them if I could.
>>53010068
she's breddy cute doe la
I can talk to a woman without killing her brain cells with my autism.
>>53009048
I drink actual alcoholic drinks, like hard liquor
I don't live amongst 1 million sandniggers
Heil Hitler
I-i cant...
>>53010342
>merica
>can handle booze
I don't think poop is erotic.
socks with sandals
belly beer
red under the sun
weird haircut
PURE GERMANITY
Poor Germans getting bullied again, they are such kind hearted innovative people yet nobody talks about that.
I said no to refugees.
>>53010486
Sure, but what do they actually drink in finland? probably fermentated sami pisscum
wanna be german with her
>>53009886
>>53009457
/Thread. Beat me to it.
I can handle alcohol stronger than 4%
>>53009872
Reported to Merkel. :^)
Southgermany is worse then the north
>>53009048
WIR MUSSEN DER UNTERMENSCH VERGASSEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3TWUbqc-cs
AUẞERORDENLICHE ÜBEL ERFORDERN AUẞERORDENTLICHE MITTEL!
>>53011183
What's wrong with your ß?
>>53010132
Yes we did you fuck where do you live? Yellowknife?
>>53011250
NA is fatter
>>53011250
He used the nonexistant capitalized version
>>53011250
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_%E1%BA%9E
I wanted to keep consistency in my capital lettering hans.
>>53010604
Fuck Kraut's also
>Posting Aussie tomboy stefania
>>53011304
We should use that more
I think Kraftwerk is shit
>>53011377
Yeah it looks pretty cool. I recently learned to cursive write the lower-case and it's quite aesthetic. Unfortunately from this page it says "When using all-caps, traditional spelling rules required the replacement of ß with SS", with exception of documentation and geography as noted shortly thereafter.
Too bad there aren't any words that start with the eszett that would warrant a capitalization, to my knowledge.
>>53009048
Oi maamme Suomi synnyinmaa soi sana kultainen. *tears in eyes*
>>53009457
What's there to love about Uruguay though? Your country is shit.
>>53011183
Start with Germans
>>53012747
And your country is a fucking disgrace for a "1st world" one.
>>53009048
I eat and drink Haram food
I drink Tea and Eat scones.
>>53009048
Im a muslim
Sauerkraut is delicious.
There are no germans, only nazis. Therefore, I'm not a german.
>>53010766
koskenkorva