I want chinese gilfriend
same 2bh
Fucked a Chinese hooker once. I know it's not the same thing, but never again.
to be honest any asian will do
even my cousin...
>>53008949
Why not?
>>53008998
>even my cousin...
pic?
>Wanting an insane gold digging wife
>>53008821
You should make up your mind by the way
>>53008725
>>53008859
>>53008910
I fucked an Anglicised Chinese girl and it was pretty good
>>53009079
her facebook pictures are all "edgy", nothing revealing on them, unfortunately
>>53009241
yes, super
>mfw I have yellow fever
>mfw the only asian girl I know is my cousin (not related by blood though)
just go to your local bootleg selling district
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4suj6qaGCs
>>53009300
rape her or playfully bully her into having sex with you
>>53009461
I'm too much of a nice guy to do that
I'll see what I can do
>>53009014
Well she did a pretty slapdash job and Asians are kind of ugly anyway.
>get Chinese gf
>all of the street dogs in my neighborhood dissapear within a month
feels good man
>>53010154
How was dinner?
>>53010154
I want asian cute to cudle
I don't. Their language is disgusting.
>>53008821
Me too.
>>53011485
肏你媽tbqh
alberto barbosa desu
>>53012294
I would be your gf
I want a Japanese gf.
>mfw i'm half-mexican half-japanese.
>mfw i'm living in shit-tier mexico.
>mfw i won't be able to go there in at least 4 years
>tfw I will never ever have an qt Asian gf
I'm gonna retire in a few years with a pension of ~$1200/mo at age 40
I'm single and looking to get a wife and kids in a non-SJW infested country
which Asian country should I retire to?
>>53008949
This. "now I suck yo dick"
emotionless whore could barely speak english
>host new years party
>it's getting late
>adopted Chinese girl and old friend of mine are the only ones left
>Chinese girl is a bit plump, but has a pretty face
>Chinese girl seemed really happy to be invited, wanted me to sing along with her to cheesy Disney songs and has been laughing at my jokes all night
>I suspect that she wants to be alone with me
>Chinese girl tries to get my friend to leave by telling him that he looks really tired and that he should go home and get some rest
>friend offers to wait for her and walk her to the subway (his parents live nearby and he's crashing at their place)
>she says she'd have to run to catch the next subway or else she'd have to wait half an hour for the bus, insists that he should go ahead without her
>I did not see her check the time
>despite her insistence otherwise, "friend" stays for half an hour to wait for her, then walks her to the subway
My friends are the worst fucking wing-men I have ever met.
>>53008821
>chinese gilfriend
Posts jap grill.
Nigga you retarded.
>>53008821
She is japanese though. She is just wearing a chinese dress.
http://behoimi.org/post/index?tags=chocoball%20chinese_dress&commit=Search&page=6
>>53014937
arr rook same
>>53013355
https://www.youtube.com/user/MexicanSamurai100
Is this your future?
>>53014426
Cambodia
Laos
Vietnam
Thailand
Indonesia
Philipines
Malaysia
Myanmar
Take your pick
>>53014768
Mate I get that, none of my friends ever even try with girls, but they still have this arrogance despite not being laid in years.
>Out at a bar
>Talk to wide nosed Cantonese qt
>Having a good laugh, I get first round, she gets second etc
>/Friend/ starts talking to some dude at the bar
>Overhear him saying "Yeah hes trying to pick her up lol"
>Shoot him a look over girls shoulder
>"Hey buddy! Hows it goin! Don't mind me keep talking to her dude"
>He says all that with the most shit eating grin along with the other faggot.
>Throws me off my game entirely, get angry instead of concentrating on talking to her
>End up just getting pissed off about it and leave without girls number
>Ruined my whole night
Whenever he asks why we don't go out drinking anymore, I remind him of that story.
He still thinks its a big joke and just banter.
>>53008821
her stupid facial expression seems Japanese
>>53018607
hey, fuck that guy
this is why you identify friends that are good wingmen and drink with them exlusively, haha
>>53018607
that's when you have to go for the kill earlier
>listen, I really liked you and wish we could talk more, but unfortunately I have this asshole with me now. What do you say you give me your number so we can maybe see each other again later?
t. normie
>>53018607
>letting such minor bants completely throw you off
Disappointed in you aussie.
>>53014426
>SJW
>Asian
Is there anywhere in Asia that is SJW?
>>53018638
>>53018685
>>53019015
At the time I was 19 and was struggling to get out of my high school autism. I was more pissed that my buddy knew I was actively trying to be social to improve myself and he was being intentionally disruptive to that process. Looking back on it he is still in his high school attitude mode, I don't feel bad about ditching my old group when I move cities next month.
>>53018814
Thanks Brazil I'll keep that one up my sleeve
>>53018607
You are a pussy ass bitch. Getting all butthurt like a female. I hope your /friend/ banged her little ass all night after you left to go masturbate at home.
