cara
Good thread mate
hello is this brig?
>>53007291
No, it's /brit/
SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
AYY
Ritsu
2nd jar of mayo i've bought now thats fucking gone off before i even open the thing
>>53006904
good post
>>53006888
corrr, bloody good thread lad
crayon pop
Azusa
>>53009224
>worst member
>tfw no Keri Sable gf
>>53007845
>>53009215
how do you literally obsess about Cara so much lad? I genuinely can't hold an interest on ANYTHING for as long as you've been caraposting.
want to get some essay done but im knackered. what do?
Won £10 tonight on the Thunderball lads, what's the most money you've ever won on the lottery?
Reposting with image enhancement:
"Lads, what do I use to emulate NeoGeo games? Is it MAME or is there a NeoGeo CD emulator out there?"
>>53009266
his life is stagnant so his interests are also
>>53006888
Don't use thainonces image
What will Amazon's top gear be called?
met up with my friends from secondary after a 7 year hiatus.
one works in a foundry but has a hot gf
one is doing a meme degree at a meme uni
one is selling drugs and doing menial labour for a theatre production company
>mfw doing a masters at a top uni
>mfw all of them got better GCSEs than me
>>53009245
Debatable
>>53009266
he's losing interest tbqh, he just does it for novelty's sake
emily is his new obsession
>Since when was fucking physics useufl?
>All of electronic devices used to be "fucking useless physics cunts with their useless sparkling devices in their basements". And now those "useless sparkling devices in their basements" caused the electronic age we all live in.
>6 digits starting
>highest employability in the last 50 years
>absolutely essential, you basically cant get fired, ever
>If you arent a physics major you are basically living your life wrong. The world doesnt work on happy thoughts and economy doesnt work on hobbies. You either do STEM or live a worthless shit life.
watching snowpiercer lads
fucking shit
>>53007821
If you weren't a yank I'd give you top marks, lad-- I mean Chad.
>>53007845
That’s why we, the Bulgarians never really forgave to Turkey. We know that those people are not the ones who did the rapes. It was their great great grand fathers, still maybe many of us want to hear that they truly are sorry for that happened. We don’t want to be enemies I have friends that have Turkish origin. They are really nice and polite people and I respect them from the bottom of my heart. Still many Bulgarians are not tolerant like me and see them as our mortal enemies. Even so some think that Turkey may try to get some of our lands after they become part of the EU. I want to trust that this won’t happen as much as I try to berry the hatchet I still cannot trust them because even that I know good Turkish people when I ask them will you stand against us if Turkey wage war on Bulgaria all of them say yes. I know its hard to betray your homeland but you live here not there… That was one really unpleasant discussion that I had with a friend of mine with Turkish origin. I admire their patriotism but lets not forget that no matter how civilized we can be underneath our skin lies what our fathers and their fathers and their fathers fathers had done.
Thank you, to those that understand.
>>53009342
>emily is his new obsession
who?
>>53009284
borrow us a tenner lad
>Putting up fake adverts for PS4s and Xbox Ones and new phones on Gumtree for really cheap
>Getting everyone who wants it to turn up at the empty house opposite mine
>Watching the chaos out of my window
2PM tomorrow lads :E
>>53009306
an xbox
>>53009372
would stab my nan to finger
>>53009329
oh yeah
asking them about other people from our school
>had kids
>is a chav
>become some hardcore religius muslim
>got forced to get married by her parents
x20
>>53009347
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you bot-trotting prick
>>53009325
Fuck off, he's not a nonce
cup
>>53009388
unironically hope this is real ahahahha
>>53009388
Wow
What satisfaction do you get out of it lad?
>>53009422
Yes he is.
*leans on you*
>>53009388
>gif
fuck off
>>53009372
looks like a massive bitch
>Thailad
>mfw
>>53009388
what if they saw you looking at them? they could do you
>>53009443
Where's the proof?
>>53009284
20 quid the other month, my heart went apeshit when they emailed me saying i won.
Then i logged on and saw it was only 20 quid, fml.
>>53009451
are you not strong?
>>53009451
fuck off nonce
Where can I buy one of these
Without having to order it off the internet like a pleb
>>53009284
Ahh cheers lad, been needing some extra money today.
You gon give it to me or am I gonna have to call you a racist biggot?
>>53009486
i need a friend ;_;
>>53009471
He moved to Thailad
>>53009432
gonna take videos tomorrow
>>53009433
inconveniencing normies
>>53009470
"just wondering why there are so many cars on my street today"
>>53009468
How soon can you send the Nordle?
>>53009497
an empty box? try the post office haha
>>53009252
>tfw no staci silverstone gf
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>>53009497
Dunno, a bin? Even ask a shop they probably just give them away
>thainonce isn't a nonce
not a fan of this gimmick
>>53009388
I'm telling the fuzz, enjoy life in federal prison you bitch ass nigger
>>53009515
Does he have a wife or girlfriend?
>>53009514
hello
>>53009497
look in supermarket bins, the big ones around the rear,
>>53009372
boiling rot sausage
my feet fucking stink
>>53009329
>>53009414
can someone please comment on these posts?
>>53009579
He said he has a few little girl friends when asked, then when we asked their age he said he doesn't have their id to check.
>>53009581
hey qt xx
>>53009347
>he isnt studying physics
>he isnt worth more then 10 divisions of germans
>he doesnt want that 6 digits starting and highest employment rates worldwide
Who runs basically all the most successful businesses on the planet? STEM
Who runs basically all the politics? Do politicians negotiate using special friendship aura they obtain from gender studies, or do they negotiate with missiles and STEM stuff?
What about military? Again, STEM.
>the world works on happy thoughts and rainbows
>the economy works on hobbies
>I dont want to study STEM because what I like and dislike matters
Jesus lad, there's more to life then working in McDonnalds.
azusa
>>53009569
he's gay, he fucks ladyboys he admitted it on his stream once
>>53009607
My toe nails haven't been cut since my mum used to do them after bath time sunday night for school the next morning
>>53009522
BASED Thewlis, tbqh lads.
met up with my friends from secondary after a 7 year hiatus.
one works in a foundry but has a hot gf
one is doing a meme degree at a meme uni
one is selling drugs and doing menial labour for a theatre production company
>mfw doing a masters at a top uni
>mfw all of them got better GCSEs than me
>inconveniencing normies
>>53009642
POST OF THE YEAR
>>53009624
you dont get responses because blog posts are ~dull~
>>53009388
if you ever want to play a prank on one of your m8s, upload a fake advert a day before a really big concert and say you have to dump them quick because you can't make it anymore and put your m8s number down as the contact.
it's very, very good banter.
>>53009648
literally nothing gay about a little feminine willy 2bh
so tired
fucking hate southern woolyback bastards
>>53009533
>>53009648
He sounds both gay and a nonce in the videos on his site t b h
>>53009700
it's a bit gay desu
>>53009646
>>53009059
Didn't see the new thread but here's my response
>>53009637
Paddy just got BTFO by a based kebab remover
>>53009683
a-are you laughing at me or with me?
>>53009692
yes because discussing whether thailad is a paeod or not for the 50th time is an interesting conversation?
nah lad my posts were a segue into discussing how people have changed from secondary school but i guess most of you haven't even left secondary school so its a bit moot huh :/
worried the 6 year old girl next door can hear the movies I watch on my computer
>>53009697
that is a good one 2bh
COMPULSORY GOVERNMENT MANDATED STRAWPOLL LADS
http://strawpoll.me/6433775
http://strawpoll.me/6433775
http://strawpoll.me/6433775
SOMEONE STOP ME LADS JUST ASKED A GIRL OUT FOR DRINKS MY HEART IS HITTING 90
>>53009627
>things that never happened
>>53009690
>>53009325
I'd assumed it was a Sex Pistols cover
>Poleaboos little sisters won't let him watch MOTD
>They're watching Dark Knight instead, even though we have it on Bluray
>Poleaboo disconnected the freeview box from the telly and took it upstairs with him
>He's going to watch MOTD on the PC and if they want to watch Dark Knight then they can play the BluRay
>Poleaboos sisters have now gone to bed
>Guess they didn't want to watch Dark Knight that badly after all but now it's too late, they've already pushed him upstairs
>but i guess most of you haven't even left secondary school so its a bit moot huh :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8
tune
>>53009770
what are you watching lad?
giggs > skepta
had a nice dinner
nice
all gone
all gone
>attempted assassination on Nigel Farage
>>53009787
i'm a footfag but arse is objectively the nicest
>>53009633
wanna sleep over in my house tonight :)
>>53009787
legs
>>53009833
lefties are insane
>>53009819
sicario. but the implication of my post was pr0ns
>PhD in maths
>any job i want
>300k starting
>>53009769
COME AND GET ME JANNY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35214487
>>53009813
again are you laughing with me or at me ;_;
rate my gf lads
>>53009868
I thought so
>>53009809
hello Amer. do they wear those silly rags on their heads you lot are so fond of?
>>53009858
can we share beds :3 i get cold at night
>STUS
*tips fedora*
lads
was feeling a bit ill in the car because I'm tired and at one point I began sweating uncontrollably and all my muscles were spasming a lot, even my face
what does this mean?
>>53009890
>degender
>degenerates
any fans of d bong lord in the house tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZgA6oPH4dw
its patrician stuff
>>53009890
>tfw lost my passport earlier
>>53009885
stop posting slags please lads you're making nofap2016 very difficult
The poleaboo meme is still going on?
>>53009787
>No Hips option
into the bin la
>>53009938
sounds like a bit of a sick stay inside and warm for a couple of days maybe drink some lucozade x
>>53009901
very cute
wife material
very /fa/ too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucJk8TxyRg
really like this song lads
>>53009969
are these pictures related
>>53009969
>nofap2016
>>53009696
kissable tummy
joy's smelly shithole
>>53009890
not liking how politicians pander to the smallest most insignificant sections of the population just so they can be seen to be busy while not damaging their chances of re election by taking a stance on something meaningful to the majority
>>53009969
>>53009969
get tae fuck
So it's treason then
>>53009787
i like to think of it in a holistic sense. its hard to find parts of a qt girl that aren't "the best" part
pick any point on a qt girls body and it'll be "the best part" in that moment until you see the next part of her body.
>>53009974
Won the /brit/ personality of the year 2015 award, not going anywhere anytime soon
>>53009931
No
>>53010028
want to creampie her
>>53010001
went away after a while but it was shit scary x
thought i was dying :x
>>53010028
joy in name only
>>53009978
arse and hips are closely related la
>>53010028
is the tumbnail supposed to look like her skirt is stained with wet poo?
>>53010061
Amer Hussein
LOL
[begins to force-choke Padme]
Need a hot lad with a big thick willy in my bed RIGHT FUCKING NOW D:
>>53010042
fucking hell
is that an umpa lumpa
>>53010071
want to creampie her arse and maybe eat it out 2bh......
>>53009969
>>53010097
>2016
>not being asexual
>>53010102
Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me
>>53009890
>maria miller
>MARIA MILLER
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING STOLE OUR TAXPAYING MONEY YOU CUNT
FUCK OFF CAMERON STOP LETTING YOUR CHUMS STAY IN GOVERNMENT BECAUSE LE CHUMOCRACY :^))) FANCY BEING A LORD/LADY M9?? XD
FUCK FUCK
>>53009938
probably needed some sugar in ya 2bh
daily reminder
>>53010144
corrrrrrrrrrrr the absolute rumps on them
>>53010135
want to creampie her fat smelly arse and then lick it out and kiss her with my cum and her shit all over my face
>>53010163
who is she
>>53010144
far too much arse
>>53010145
ayysexual
>>53010159
yeh i know. you're the specoid cunt pic that gets passed about.
calm yourself Amer.
you don't know me, so shut up boy, shut up
>>53010144
Remove Kev ffs
>>53010207
paddy
>>53009890
>chair of the Commons Women and Equalities committee
In other words a meaningless busybody department that does no work and nobody respects
>>53010042
S-still would.
keep posting slags you're making fapfest 2016 very easy
>>53010236
Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me Not me
>>53010205
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26951464
>>53009935
okay but i sleep naked i-i hope thats okay
>>53010246
didn't even notice him
holy fuck my sides
>>53010201
bit lewd lad
want to ravage her brown dirty arse in the bathroom after she does a shit tbqh
lads just had a rite idea
hoiw about we all quietly sneak into the /brit/ on cosplay - /cgl/
it's literally full of gash, prime British gash
hehehe it's the perfect crime, we can pretend to be weird cosplayers too
hehe
>tfw didn't fap last night
>tfw two (2) sex dreams
>tfw permanent semi
too much test 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO9RzrhYR-I
doing a wank
>>53010308
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
>>53010301
nice meme image friend :)
how did it come to this lads
>>53010281
>chair of the equality committee
>literally skims taxpayer money to fund the good life
hmmm
>>53010350
haha save it if you want!
it's all yours
>>53010333
I would pump and dump
>>53010372
>>53010333
would do all that and more except the poo eating bit 2bh
>>53010144
>attractive girls
>expensive house
>superbowl party
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRMIIIEEEEEES AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53010144
>>53010414
want to attend one out of curiousity 2bh
tried watching some american footy game on tv when i was in ny but it was more stats and ads and people talking about the game than the actual game
me and the gf
>>53010385
Top Slut
>>53010467
wish yeri didn't have ugly teeth
whats a stus
i share the sentiment
>>53010144
Why do American girls have such fucking gigantic black girl arses.
>>53010467
how much fucking surgery has she had
>>53010411
want to watch a fat somalian brutally analrape her
>>53010385
post more schoolgirls
>tfw no qt wife and son
how do childish couples think themselves happy. they must be deluded degens iah (in all honesty)
haven't spoken to the gf since monday lads
had a dream last night i saw a qt in the streets on my way home
in this dreamworld i somehow knew this qt from somewhere so we were talking
when we met, she kissed me on the cheek
we then walked arm in arm together and kept kissing each other on the cheek
then before i said goodbye i kissed her on the cheek again then on the lips
as soon as i kissed the lips she broke it off and wiped her mouth and looked kind of tense and then smiled uncomfortably and walked off
weird dream
i want to write murder mystery novels that are neither boring nor set in the early 20th century
>>53010467
Asian people are unattractive because they look like people with down syndrome:
>large prominent foreheads - like downies
>flat upper lip - like downies
>epicanthic folds (technical term for the slant) - like downies
It makes sense that anyone with good, healthy genes would be repulsed by Asians.
To top off their mongoloid features, there are other problems including:
>small jaws
>bad teeth
>ugly brown eyes
>short stature
>yellowish, sickly skin.
Asians are just foul, awful looking creatures.
As for why, who really knows. I suspect that Asian societies being overpopulated as fuck have had less competition and thus bad genes were able to spread unchecked.
Just look at the typical Asian man, short, feminine, repulsive. You think a man like this could ever get laid in the west? of course not.
Asians are a cancer.
>Young thug pronounces "beavis" and "bieber" the same way
how the FUCK can anyone take this man seriously??
Grimes makes bretty gud music tbgh
>>53010452
yeah its boring as shitand designed to be watched with a laptop in front of you on reddit
>>53010516
>>53010501
0
>>53010548
ugly slattern
>>53010501
who the fuck is this cunt
>>53010548
Her new album was a bit disappointing imo
>>53010516
>Deer caught in headlights
>Asian people are unattractive because they look like people with down syndrome:
>>large prominent foreheads - like downies
>>flat upper lip - like downies
>>epicanthic folds (technical term for the slant) - like downies
>It makes sense that anyone with good, healthy genes would be repulsed by Asians.
>To top off their mongoloid features, there are other problems including:
>>small jaws
>>bad teeth
>>ugly brown eyes
>>short stature
>>yellowish, sickly skin.
>Asians are just foul, awful looking creatures.
>As for why, who really knows. I suspect that Asian societies being overpopulated as fuck have had less competition and thus bad genes were able to spread unchecked.
>Just look at the typical Asian man, short, feminine, repulsive. You think a man like this could ever get laid in the west? of course not.
>Asians are a cancer.
>>53010560
i want yeris feet in my mouth and all over my face while i wank and she calls me a paedo for suck a 16yos feet
>>53010548
>>53010560
if shes korean then theres probably a good chance she has had work done mate. they're mad for it over there.
>>53010589
who the fuck are you
>>53010548
>Grimes
>>53010575
But every song is gold.
(Except SCREAM)
Wish I lived in a comfy Colorado mountain town and ate pot brownies with my gf all day
>>53006888
She ain't no human being.
a Chinese qt wants to shag me lads. What do
why is everything americans do uncool?
>>53010627
dude weed lmao
>>53010627
she's pretty gross la
>>53010642
>>53010627
CRIMSON CHIN
girls view me with revulsion lads. What do
>>53010643
tell her youre gay
seulgi > joy > irene > wendy = yeri
>>53010672
off yourself
>liking the worst Red Velvet
>>53010672
just be like hey did u know my face is a mirror???? Zing!!
want a bomi gf
>>53010672
slay them
>>53010644
it's cliche due to american cultural hegemony
>>53010672
live forever by philosophy rejecting your morality
did you ever sniff your sisters knickers when younger?
what are they doing in this picture /brit/?
Why do Scot guys dress like girls?
>>53010673
she's a coursemate and I dont want to destroy my reputation like that
https://www.instagram.com/p/__Ir_9J7N4/?taken-by=so_yul22
>>53010695
word
hate that maple syrup leaf bitch
>>53010733
because they're all bent twats.
>>53010714
want to fuck her little mouth until she vomits
>>53010733
theyre actually an irish thing
me doing a drama performance.
LITERALLY the easiest way to get HOT WET girls. guaranteed.
You're fucking idiots if you don't join a drama class outside of work/school
Not only do you get free skills and access to new friends, you get taken around the country (and abroad) to perform to hundreds of people.
It's amazing, the hidden jewel of spending your free time.
>>53010724
would if I had 1
>>53010731
hiding in a suitcase
>>53010733
pay the debts greece
>>53010745
Wenders is the best one m8
>>53010724
sniffed my mums once (maybe more) tbqhwyl
seriously
never sniffed my sisters because she was 4 years younger
>>53010765
why the fuck would you want to date drama girls though
